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Author Topic: Knobs: since football began in 1992  (Read 9708 times)

Offline Legion

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Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2015, 10:46:57 AM »
Gascoigne for this:

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Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2015, 11:08:01 AM »
Tim Lovejoy
David Mellor
Anybody who says "footie"
Anyone who says their team is "United" - or, increasingly, "City" - as if they are unique names (a classic I witnessed this week was "United have got Cambridge in the Cup")
Anyone who supports a team with whom they have no geographical or family ties.

As for those who play the game, where do you start?

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Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2015, 11:48:37 AM »
Gascoigne
Rooney
John Terry
Joey Barton
Ash Young from 2011 onwards. He continues to try and (and largely succeed) in cheating us everytime he's played us.
Downing.
Baros
Roy Keane
Savage
Tait
Ince
Nile Ranger must rank close to the biggest shit for brains pillock in football right now.
Ched Evans
Luke McCormick
Lee Hughes.

I could go on. Essentially 95% of footballers are probably complete jizz-cocks.

Offline Deano's Mullet

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Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2015, 11:52:53 AM »
Ian wright.  That dirty Pompey player who nearly crippled Delaney (?)on heskey's debut.

Belhahji his name was. Nearly crippled one of our defenders, maybe Luke young? Bocanegra on Delaney was another incident I got mixed up with.

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Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2015, 11:55:11 AM »
Non-playing knobs:
Mike Ashley
Dave Whelan
SullivanandGold
Mourinho
Sepp Blatter
KeyesandGrey
"Lawro"
Dave Whelen
Sepp Blatter again
Richard Scudamore

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Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2015, 12:11:58 PM »
Phil Bardsley.
Lee Cattermole.
Connor Wickham

Our old boy J'Lloyd (purely for the state of his mansion on MTV Cribs).
Ridgewell: 20 pound notes.

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Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2015, 02:41:15 PM »
The only thread where Paul Tait could possibly be listed not only alongside but also ahead of Terry, Gascoigne and Rooney. A few years ago I had a very interesting chat with a brief who used to represent Tait.

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Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2015, 02:42:28 PM »
A few years ago I had a very interesting chat with a brief who used to represent Tait.

He must have retired from the legal profession young and as a very rich man.

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Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2015, 11:32:08 PM »
Harry Kane, just for his face.

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Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2015, 03:34:45 AM »
Harry Kane, just for his face.

I will see you his face and raise you his voice.

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Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2015, 08:27:47 AM »
Arsene Wenger
Cesc Fabregas
Gareth Bale

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Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2015, 08:39:36 AM »
Fabregas
Anyone else who plays for Chelsea.
'Stevie G'
Craig Gardner
Clinton Morrison
Neil Lennon
Tom Cleverley
Michael Owen
Jamie Redknapp
Ronaldo
Robbie Savage



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Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2015, 11:14:19 AM »
'Celebrity' Man U fans Zoe Ball, Steve McFadden, Usain Bolt, Eamonn Holmes and Olly Murs

Also, whoever decided to put that Tom Hanks poster up on Witton lane

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Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2015, 11:18:28 AM »
'Celebrity' Man U fans Zoe Ball, Steve McFadden, Usain Bolt, Eamonn Holmes and Olly Murs

Also, whoever decided to put that Tom Hanks poster up on Witton lane

Steve McFadden? Christ, just when you think you knew all the Munich glory hunters you discover another one.

Is he 'dogged' in his support? ;)

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Re: Knobs: since football began in 1992
« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2015, 02:37:20 PM »
Phil Dowd

 


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