Knobs: since football began in 1992

[tomd2103]

Harry 'Houdini' Redknapp.  Total knobber to everyone outside the environs of London. 

[avfc_1874]

Rupert Murdoch.

[The Man With A Stick]

I've always loathed Stephen Clemence for some reason.  He's got one of those faces that would be improved immeasurably by wrapping a cricket bat around it.

[Damo70]

I've always loathed Stephen Clemence for some reason.  He's got one of those faces that would be improved immeasurably by wrapping a cricket bat around it.

Stephen Clemence. I had forgotten he even existed until your post.

[Holte L2]

Anybody that views or participates in "Footy Aid"

I know it's for a great cause, but it's such a load of bollocks.

[Damo70]

How did charity football survive before John Bishop, Gordon Ramsey, Robbie Williams and Robbie Williams mate Jonathon whatshisface? Before that there was only Dennis Waterman who was famous and liked playing football.

[Comrade Blitz]

Single-named twats as well as those who are allowed to have their first name or nickname on their shirt

[rob_bridge]

Anybody that views or participates in "Footy Aid"

I know it's for a great cause, but it's such a load of bollocks.

Despise it. Load of celebs who fiddle their own tax returns (as per Band Aid)  whilst living out their teenage wet dreams and ask everyone to contribute to charity. I can identify an efficient way to cut down on this

[rob_bridge]

Harry 'Houdini' Redknapp.  Total knobber to everyone outside the environs of London.

100% Correct.

[rob_bridge]

'Celebrity' Man U fans Zoe Ball, Steve McFadden, Usain Bolt, Eamonn Holmes and Olly Murs

Also, whoever decided to put that Tom Hanks poster up on Witton lane

Steve McFadden? Christ, just when you think you knew all the Munich glory hunters you discover another one.

Is he 'dogged' in his support?

Fupp sake - I thought as he was in the original The Firm he may have been a supporter of a London team.

[class-of-82]

Alex fergusons watch
The referee in charge of the manure v Sheffield weds match
Robbie savage( for having the cheek to put his head in the way of dixons nut)

[Ron Manager]

How did charity football survive before John Bishop, Gordon Ramsey, Robbie Williams and Robbie Williams mate Jonathon whatshisface? Before that there was only Dennis Waterman who was famous and liked playing football.

Des O'Connor, Brucie,and David Frost all played regularly for the Showbiz Eleven in the sixties.

[Legion]

Robbie savage( for having the cheek to put his head in the way of dixons nut)

Dion Dublin for his actions in this incident.

[paulcomben]

Dive-ier Drop-ba. Inventor Of Simulation.

[Damo70]

How did charity football survive before John Bishop, Gordon Ramsey, Robbie Williams and Robbie Williams mate Jonathon whatshisface? Before that there was only Dennis Waterman who was famous and liked playing football.

Des O'Connor, Brucie,and David Frost all played regularly for the Showbiz Eleven in the sixties.

I think Frost played as late as the eighties and I am sure I read somewhere Des could have been a pro in his younger days. But Brucie? Really? Good footwork I suppose. Actually I'm guessing good game, good game all round.