The USA Tour Thread

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

My King Size bed !  My King Size bed ! Is bigger than this ! Is bigger than this !
My King Size bed is bigger than this.
Its got a mattress and some pillows....My King Size bed is bigger than this !

[Louzie0]

ALITA you might want to edit the last word.

[peter w]

*turns over, falls out of bed smashing front two teeth on laptop on bedside table. Laptop opens atop Lee's head. Lee cries.*

[TheTimVilla]

Unlike Gay Matt, I'm really looking forward to this. This could be our best result. Ev-uh!

[dave.woodhall]

Unlike Gay Matt, I'm really looking forward to this. This could be our best result. Ev-uh!

Less of the homophobia please. It isn't Matt's fault he's a big girl's blouse.

[ozzjim]

Guys, I'm a nerdy villa fan

But I think if you're stating up from 2-4am to watch a pre season questions you need to be asking yourself a few questions!

Matt, if you are a big girls blouse, then so am I! No chance I am staying up for it.

[bertlambshank]

Anybody think it's worth a match thread?

[Dave]

Anybody think it's worth a match thread?

You're currently posting in it.

[PeterWithesShin]

You'd all be staying up if we were title contenders. Bloody plastic part-timers!

[peter w]

And the door's locked so you can't leave and go to bed.

[bertlambshank]

Anybody think it's worth a match thread?

You're currently posting in it.

How very low key.

[peter w]

Well it's nearly Thorsday.


Oh, very clever.

Thank-you.

[Dave]

Anybody think it's worth a match thread?

You're currently posting in it.

How very low key.

The first post on the thread:

"Pre-match, match and post match thread for the games against FC Dallas (23rd July) and Houston Dynamo (July 26th)"

As for tonight's opponents, I recognise two of the current squad - Hendry Thomas who spent a couple of years as a reserve for Wigan and Peter Luccin who played for various big clubs around France and Spain around ten years ago and is now 35.

They've also got a Colombian called Andrés Escobar, but I'm guessing it's not the one who was murdered in 1994.

[bertlambshank]

I expected a kiss off John Barrowman at least.

[Louzie0]

I expected a kiss off John Barrowman at least.

2 hours to go, you could still get lucky.