I know but one Chelsea fan, from Newtown. He is a raving crack-head, unemployed and unemployable. He is, however, great fun. A few years ago, when his drain was blocked, he had a bucket catching water from an overflow pipe from his flat. It was full of green, stagnant water, and one day, during an altercation with his missus, he tipped it over her head. She had him arrested and when the OB asked him why he did it he replied "I thought she looked hot".He casually supported Chelsea when they were shit. He would never dream of spending money on them which he could be spending on crack. I like him so much that I've almost got a soft-spot for the fuckers.
Quote from: Risso on March 12, 2015, 03:48:32 PMSo, I'm assuming we all want Palace to beat QPR then?Yes please.
So, I'm assuming we all want Palace to beat QPR then?
Quote from: Percy McCarthy on March 13, 2015, 02:31:27 AMI know but one Chelsea fan, from Newtown. He is a raving crack-head, unemployed and unemployable. He is, however, great fun. A few years ago, when his drain was blocked, he had a bucket catching water from an overflow pipe from his flat. It was full of green, stagnant water, and one day, during an altercation with his missus, he tipped it over her head. She had him arrested and when the OB asked him why he did it he replied "I thought she looked hot".He casually supported Chelsea when they were shit. He would never dream of spending money on them which he could be spending on crack. I like him so much that I've almost got a soft-spot for the fuckers.My maternal grandfather was a cock-er-nee. Whenever any woman came on the telly and she was, in his opinion somewhat uppity he always came out with this: Gorrr! If she was mine I'd chuck a bucket of piss over her!Your story reminded me of him Perce. The tight fisted old fucker.