Watched the first-half with my 5 year-old son before he went to bed and not knowing the players/officials it's amazing how spot on he was. 7 or 8 minutes in, " This ref is rubbish" (O'Dowd). And then we were talking about my fat goalkeeper (he picked Man U to want to win and I've got Preston). "It's okay dad. I've got a fat player too". " I don't think you have mate". "Yeah, I do. Look it's him". Cue a shot of Rooney...