Birmingham Mail and Villa coverage

[Tayls_7]

0-0-0-1-0-1. Can anyone guess what it is yet?

Yes it's 5 but I don't understand the relevance?

Then you should get on up, when you're down and then take a good look around.

PWS reckons it's not right but it's ok, I'll keep moving on anyway.

[Des Little]

5ive will make you get down.

Just like us

[Villa in Denmark]

0-0-0-1-0-1. Can anyone guess what it is yet?

5.

[144 Hard Boiled Eggs]

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/aston-villa-analysis-ayew-serious-10828460

Was it 2-1 or 2-0? Somebody better let the mail know.

[VILLA MOLE]

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bookies-tip-aston-villa-win-10829458

yay good news

[Marlon From Bearwood]

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/aston-villa-analysis-ayew-serious-10828460

Was it 2-1 or 2-0? Somebody better let the mail know.

They're also reporting that Albion came from behind to beat Swansea last night. Looks like Villa aren't the only shambolic organisation in the area.

[villabear]

Mail article with no story, just guessing and speculation.

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/aston-villa-considering-back-up-10834088

Doesn't mention anything about back up plans in the article.

Darren Lewis, another of the Mirror's 'top' writers along with 'no foundation for stories' Nursey.

[langleylions]

Just seen letter in todays mail presumably a nose slagging villa fans off for forcing our managers out because of our expectations.wtf is he on about that is the difference between our clubs mate we expect and demand to at least challenge the top half of prem not what we have had to endure for 5 shit years you c**t. I never see letters about the good old proper brummies deserting like rats when they go down!! Spose next year they will get 29 k again just like they always have!!!! Lol

[Jimbo]

Even those knuckledraggers who've mastered the art of walking upright have trouble when it comes to understanding why most Villa fans didn't want TSM.

"Da Viyull didunt give im a chance cuz he wuz Blooz."

No, you inbred cretin, we didn't want him because he was shit. The fact that he came from your shit club only compounded matters. If, in some parallel universe, we'd taken Pep Guardiola off Small Heath, we'd have been delighted, and especially so since we took him off our scuzzy neighbours.

Pep = good.
McLeish = shit.

We got McLeish. He is shit. We took Small Heath's shit. We didn't like it. Understand now, you fucking knuckledragging ape?

[Marlon From Bearwood]

Spot on Jimbo. If Garde walked out and we went after Rowett, I doubt there'd be anything like the same reaction.

[amfy]

Even those knuckledraggers who've mastered the art of walking upright have trouble when it comes to understanding why most Villa fans didn't want TSM.

"Da Viyull didunt give im a chance cuz he wuz Blooz."

No, you inbred cretin, we didn't want him because he was shit. The fact that he came from your shit club only compounded matters. If, in some parallel universe, we'd taken Pep Guardiola off Small Heath, we'd have been delighted, and especially so since we took him off our scuzzy neighbours.

Pep = good.
McLeish = shit.

We got McLeish. He is shit. We took Small Heath's shit. We didn't like it. Understand now, you fucking knuckledragging ape?

The noses I knew just laughed their arses off at us for being daft enough to take him!

[kippaxvilla2]

On another note - have the Mail dispensed with their offices, or their desks/workstations at least?  Everytime I see a video of Mat Kendrick giving us his take on things, he is in a Datsun Cherry in some lonely field off a country lane.  Very bizarre.

[oldtimernow]

perhaps he's keeping a lookout in those rural dogging hotspots?

[Clampy]

On another note - have the Mail dispensed with their offices, or their desks/workstations at least?  Everytime I see a video of Mat Kendrick giving us his take on things, he is in a Datsun Cherry in some lonely field off a country lane.  Very bizarre.

Haha, I wonder if he has a personal assistant called Lynn.

[aj2k77]

Not mail related but Tiny Penis has thoroughly adopted the Albion inferiority complex he has towards us. Asked about another 0 shots on target today his reply?

Yeah well the Villa only had 3.

His match had not long finished, what did he do? Go straight in to the dressing room to check out the stats for the Villa game? What a sad, boring, 1980's, chav prick.