Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)

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Because he gets asked a question and answers it straight?

[ChicagoLion]

The press have worked out that Keane will fill lots of news papers and media time because the bloke is a walking headline, or to put it another way a PR disaster waiting to happen.

[kippaxvilla2]

Roy Keane in controversy shock.  This is what happens.

[Ron Manager]

What I'm looking forward to is the BBC asking Roy Keane to take part in the next series of Strictly..with Ola Jordan as his partner. To say it will be essential viewing goes without without saying.

Craig Revel Horwood......Well darlllling your hands were all askew.

Roy Keane.  What right do you have to say that. You know fcuk all about ballroom dancing you ****.

Ola.  You tell him Roy!

[kippaxvilla2]

I understand him getting annoyed and defending himself.  I just wish he'd show a quarter of that passion when playing the part of our Assistant Manager.

[silhillvilla]

This isn't going to end well is it

[Walmley_Villa]

So is anybody coaching our players whilst he is away or is Lambert mumbling to them each morning?

[cdward]

Was at a corporate do in Dublin yesterday with Roy Keane and MON. Standard q&a session hosted by local radio journalist. Keane wound MON up a treat by saying he now had 3 months off before his next competitive game, he also made a light hearted joke and said it wasn't a great time at Villa at the moment.
No tough questions as they had to be submitted beforehand and were obviously vetted. They were asked what was their favourite curry, and have they tried the Villa balti pie, MON put on an Indian accent and said there were quite a lot of Indians in Birmingham! I thought it was bizarre, but most of the audience seemed to laugh with him. Keane said he liked chicken korma.

[LeeB]

Was at a corporate do in Dublin yesterday with Roy Keane and MON. Standard q&a session hosted by local radio journalist. Keane wound MON up a treat by saying he now had 3 months off before his next competitive game, he also made a light hearted joke and said it wasn't a great time at Villa at the moment.
No tough questions as they had to be submitted beforehand and were obviously vetted. They were asked what was their favourite curry, and have they tried the Villa balti pie, MON put on an Indian accent and said there were quite a lot of Indians in Birmingham! I thought it was bizarre, but most of the audience seemed to laugh with him. Keane said he liked chicken korma.

So it's not just his tactics that are stuck in the 70's.

[Chico Hamilton III]

Was at a corporate do in Dublin yesterday with Roy Keane and MON. Standard q&a session hosted by local radio journalist. Keane wound MON up a treat by saying he now had 3 months off before his next competitive game, he also made a light hearted joke and said it wasn't a great time at Villa at the moment.
No tough questions as they had to be submitted beforehand and were obviously vetted. They were asked what was their favourite curry, and have they tried the Villa balti pie, MON put on an Indian accent and said there were quite a lot of Indians in Birmingham! I thought it was bizarre, but most of the audience seemed to laugh with him. Keane said he liked chicken korma.

One of the most bizarre things I've ever read on here.

[silhillvilla]

Was at a corporate do in Dublin yesterday with Roy Keane and MON. Standard q&a session hosted by local radio journalist. Keane wound MON up a treat by saying he now had 3 months off before his next competitive game, he also made a light hearted joke and said it wasn't a great time at Villa at the moment.
No tough questions as they had to be submitted beforehand and were obviously vetted. They were asked what was their favourite curry, and have they tried the Villa balti pie, MON put on an Indian accent and said there were quite a lot of Indians in Birmingham! I thought it was bizarre, but most of the audience seemed to laugh with him. Keane said he liked chicken korma.

Not sure if serious

[LeeB]

Was at a corporate do in Dublin yesterday with Roy Keane and MON. Standard q&a session hosted by local radio journalist. Keane wound MON up a treat by saying he now had 3 months off before his next competitive game, he also made a light hearted joke and said it wasn't a great time at Villa at the moment.
No tough questions as they had to be submitted beforehand and were obviously vetted. They were asked what was their favourite curry, and have they tried the Villa balti pie, MON put on an Indian accent and said there were quite a lot of Indians in Birmingham! I thought it was bizarre, but most of the audience seemed to laugh with him. Keane said he liked chicken korma.

And another thing, it's ok for Keane to have a pop at the 'prawn sandwich brigade' over their extremely bland choice of refreshment, and yet he's a fan of chicken korma?

Pfft.

[Dr Butler]

Was at a corporate do in Dublin yesterday with Roy Keane and MON. Standard q&a session hosted by local radio journalist. Keane wound MON up a treat by saying he now had 3 months off before his next competitive game, he also made a light hearted joke and said it wasn't a great time at Villa at the moment.
No tough questions as they had to be submitted beforehand and were obviously vetted. They were asked what was their favourite curry, and have they tried the Villa balti pie, MON put on an Indian accent and said there were quite a lot of Indians in Birmingham! I thought it was bizarre, but most of the audience seemed to laugh with him. Keane said he liked chicken korma.

And another thing, it's ok for Keane to have a pop at the 'prawn sandwich brigade' over their extremely bland choice of refreshment, and yet he's a fan of chicken korma?

Pfft.

that's what I thought...a Korma ?  no offence Ladies but that's a girl's curry Roy....tsk

UTV
The Doc

[Chico Hamilton III]

Was at a corporate do in Dublin yesterday with Roy Keane and MON. Standard q&a session hosted by local radio journalist. Keane wound MON up a treat by saying he now had 3 months off before his next competitive game, he also made a light hearted joke and said it wasn't a great time at Villa at the moment.
No tough questions as they had to be submitted beforehand and were obviously vetted. They were asked what was their favourite curry, and have they tried the Villa balti pie, MON put on an Indian accent and said there were quite a lot of Indians in Birmingham! I thought it was bizarre, but most of the audience seemed to laugh with him. Keane said he liked chicken korma.

And another thing, it's ok for Keane to have a pop at the 'prawn sandwich brigade' over their extremely bland choice of refreshment, and yet he's a fan of chicken korma?

Pfft.

that's what I thought...a Korma ?  no offence Ladies but that's a girl's curry Roy....tsk

UTV
The Doc

I bet he washes it down with half a shandy, little finger cocked as he sips it, the puff.

[Dr Butler]

Was at a corporate do in Dublin yesterday with Roy Keane and MON. Standard q&a session hosted by local radio journalist. Keane wound MON up a treat by saying he now had 3 months off before his next competitive game, he also made a light hearted joke and said it wasn't a great time at Villa at the moment.
No tough questions as they had to be submitted beforehand and were obviously vetted. They were asked what was their favourite curry, and have they tried the Villa balti pie, MON put on an Indian accent and said there were quite a lot of Indians in Birmingham! I thought it was bizarre, but most of the audience seemed to laugh with him. Keane said he liked chicken korma.

And another thing, it's ok for Keane to have a pop at the 'prawn sandwich brigade' over their extremely bland choice of refreshment, and yet he's a fan of chicken korma?

Pfft.

that's what I thought...a Korma ?  no offence Ladies but that's a girl's curry Roy....tsk

UTV
The Doc

I bet he washes it down with half a shandy, little finger cocked as he sips it, the puff.

yeah I bet he does, the ponce...