Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)

[Phil from the upper holte]

Whats this wanking his dog stuff?

[adrenachrome]

We should have a poll.

I done a poll.

I know he is barking but the canine interference reference is a bit close to the bone Shirley?

[pauliewalnuts]

We should have a poll.

I done a poll.

I know he is barking but the canine interference reference is a bit close to the bone Shirley?

It's football folklore.

I might make another poll to decide whether to remove the dog wanking reference.

[adrenachrome]

I think we should have a Poll Tax. That would be ace.

[Witton Warrior]

I tremble every time the name Aston Villa is mentioned in the media nowadays - just hope somebody (anybody) knows what they are doing

Saw that Joe Royle had joined Norwich as Director of Football or similar and thought "there's a sensible move maybe we could get someone with good footballing nous in to help little lord Faulkner" - and what do we get - a bitter vengeful ex-Manure player - great

[villa `cross the mersey]

We should have a poll.

I done a poll.

I know he is barking but the canine interference reference is a bit close to the bone Shirley?

It's football folklore.

I might make another poll to decide whether to remove the dog wanking reference.

Thats good - take the lead Paulie

[Jon Crofts]

We should have a poll.

I done a poll.

I know he is barking but the canine interference reference is a bit close to the bone Shirley?

It's football folklore.

I might make another poll to decide whether to remove the dog wanking reference.

Thats good - take the lead Paulie

Will he pull off Baker at half time?

[brian green]

I would lose the dog Paulie. Too risky and risqué.

[damon loves JT]

I can reveal that ITV Sport are extremely unhappy about Keane pulling out of the World Cup summarising gig.

They would have him killed, but are having trouble finding a hitman who will issue a VAT receipt

[Richard E]

I think we should have a Poll Tax. That would be ace.

Especially as it worked so well on the previous two occasions!

[olaftab]

VAT not payable on these goods and I am sure Keane can be argued in to one or the other:
Raw meat, fruit,  nuts,  cake.

[adrenachrome]

We should have a poll.

I done a poll.

I know he is barking but the canine interference reference is a bit close to the bone Shirley?

It's football folklore.

I might make another poll to decide whether to remove the dog wanking reference.

Thats good - take the lead Paulie

Will he pull off Baker at half time?

He might have to give Baker a hand.

[curiousorange]

To be honest, anything which helps the possibility of not losing by three goals to his former employers has my vote. Ex Man Yoo he may be but I would like to think Keane revels in being a contrary bastard as well as a winner, and he strikes me as the only former player of theirs who wouldn't greet a loss to them with a smile on his face.

[The Laughing Policeman]

If he does get the gig and then signs up on here, some of you need to be afraid, very afraid.

[BoskoDjembaSalifou]

I'm not bothered. Hopefully Lambert and co will be gone when we get new owners. In the meantime, we just need to stay up.