Roy Keane - new assistant manager (CONFIRMED)

[LeeB]

I'd pick on John O'Shea though, he's got girly lips.

[adrenachrome]

I'd pick on John O'Shea though, he's got girly lips.

Would you make him squeal like a pig?

[LeeB]

I'd pick on John O'Shea though, he's got girly lips.

Would you make him squeal like a pig?

"Just you drop them there defensive howlers"

[silhillvilla]

I wonder if lambert has had any say in this or if Faulkner / Lerner are just trying to piss him off so much he will walk.

[Brend'Watkins]

I wonder  will he think of Tonev and Sylla .    ' I know we are mates Paul , but why oh why '

And Joe Bennett , whats he going to think of him.

Probably the same as we do.

I don't care if he hasn't got the relevant coaching badges.  Did the last two incumbents have them? if they did, not an awful lot of good came from them did it?  Roy Keane will know how to organize a midfield.  In our current predicament I can't think of anyone better available who could organize our midfield.  I bet he also has ideas on throw-ins, like, how to take them, how to keep the ball and not give it straight away to the opposition and the like.  If he can sort out just those two areas we will improve immensely.

[pauliewalnuts]

Nicked off twitter, but it made me laugh.

Roy Keane watches Nathan Baker in training for the first time:

[Clampy]

Nicked off twitter, but it made me laugh.

Roy Keane watches Nathan Baker in training for the first time:

I don't mind Baker too much but that did make me chuckle.

[Toronto Villa]

Maybe Keane should have intimidated Fletcher and O'Shea a bit more because they both emerged well from their experience decidedly average footballers. Another year or so and maybe they'd have become decent.

[Jon Crofts]

To be fair, you could insert pretty much any first team player name in there and it would still work.

[Brend'Watkins]

Brilliant!

[pauliewalnuts]

bet he also has ideas on throw-ins, like, how to take them

I don't think there's a football trainer on the planet who could make our players understand throw ins.

[VinnieChase84]

Nicked off twitter, but it made me laugh.

Roy Keane watches Nathan Baker in training for the first time:

Someone on twitter posted this saying this is Keane after Weimann says 'flamey' to him during training

[Olneythelonely]

That picture and another one I saw when he had a brilliant beard, has made me change my mind.

I'm all for his appointment.

[Chico Hamilton III]

Maybe Keane should have intimidated Fletcher and O'Shea a bit more because they both emerged well from their experience decidedly average footballers. Another year or so and maybe they'd have become decent.

Just the 5 premier league titles for O'Shea. And a Champs League and 3 League cups and and FA cup 

[pauliewalnuts]

Nicked off twitter, but it made me laugh.

Roy Keane watches Nathan Baker in training for the first time:

Someone on twitter posted this saying this is Keane after Weimann says 'flamey' to him during training

Ha ha ha, that is absolutely brilliant. Am actually in tears of laughter at that.

What a great summer this is shaping up to be. We're a bit of a broken mess, but it's at least interesting and very funny at times.