Tottenham Hotspur v Aston Villa Match thread

[Nii Lamptey]

Is Randy @ WHL? Thought he'd at least be there to say ta-ra!

[richard moore]

Fulham 1-1. They might just drag us back into it.

Drag us back in what?

By my reckoning we are down if Fulham draw, Norwich can get one back, Sunderland can keep it to a one goal difference against Swansea and Cardiff beat Chelsea. We also need Hull to lose by no less than 5 goals and West Brom to not score more than 4

Doesn't look good.

I don't get it?

You don't need to, Chelsea are winning 2-1 so we're safe now, that's all that matters...

[Can Gana Be Bettered!?!?]

Keep Delph, Vlaar, Guzan, Bentekke, Weimann, Westwood. Bertrand will leg it back to Cobham asap. The rest can fuck off as far as I'm concerned

Why on earth would you keep Weimann and Westwood??

Because they've shown in the past (beyond this season) they can be quite good. Especially Weimann.

[pauliewalnuts]

We're safe. I know it's almost impossible to comprehend, but we are. Somehow.

As someone said earlier, we are lucky there aren't another two matches to play this season, as we'd be done for.

Still, same place, same time this time next year, no doubt we'll be watching the same crock of shit.

[Deano's Mullet]

we are staying up say we are staying up!

[Percy McCarthy]

Fulham 1-1. They might just drag us back into it.

Drag us back in what?

By my reckoning we are down if Fulham draw, Norwich can get one back, Sunderland can keep it to a one goal difference against Swansea and Cardiff beat Chelsea. We also need Hull to lose by no less than 5 goals and West Brom to not score more than 4

What on earth are you on about, Richard?

Norwich are five points behind us.

We're so bad we might be deselected. Or maybe the statement is that we've volunteered to go down to avoid further humiliation.

[martin o`who??]

Fulham 1-1. They might just drag us back into it.

Drag us back in what?

By my reckoning we are down if Fulham draw, Norwich can get one back, Sunderland can keep it to a one goal difference against Swansea and Cardiff beat Chelsea. We also need Hull to lose by no less than 5 goals and West Brom to not score more than 4

Doesn't look good.

I don't get it?

I`m working on assumption that i`m fucking missing something here.

[Toronto Villa]

Fulham 1-1. They might just drag us back into it.

Drag us back in what?

By my reckoning we are down if Fulham draw, Norwich can get one back, Sunderland can keep it to a one goal difference against Swansea and Cardiff beat Chelsea. We also need Hull to lose by no less than 5 goals and West Brom to not score more than 4

Doesn't look good.

I don't get it?

He's been told by the Premier league that for one week they are awarding all teams below 7 points for a win. It is akin to firing a bullet into the head of an injured deer, limply holding onto life.

[PaulWinch again]

God almighty our 'passing' is embarrassing.

[VinnieChase84]

Lamberts next job is Celtic

[Astral Weeks]

Glad to see Lambert sticking with a successful lineup and not making pointless substitutions.

[dave shelley]

Paul lambert is going to have to begin his managerial career all over again, starting in league one or two.  I sincerely hope he learns the lessons of his mistakes.  It will be along, long time before he ever gets a crack at a job with a club as big as this.  If ever. See TSM1.

[Toronto Villa]

It won't feel normal unless we concede 4.

[Jimbo]

Is Randy @ WHL? Thought he'd at least be there to say ta-ra!

He is. An ITK on TBUNS has confirmed Randy was admitted to Williamsburg Home for Lunatics sometime in 2011.

[PeterWithesShin]

We're safe. I know it's almost impossible to comprehend, but we are. Somehow.

As someone said earlier, we are lucky there aren't another two matches to play this season, as we'd be done for.

Still, same place, same time this time next year, no doubt we'll be watching the same crock of shit.

We were safe after the 29th game of the season. Which is staggering.