Tottenham Hotspur v Aston Villa Match thread

[dave shelley]

No one wants the ball, they're terrified.

[Duncan Shaw]

MON's in the crowd....

Next spuds boss?

Come to gloat - he'll be telling everyone sitting near him 'I got these in the top 6, you know'

Oh for those days though.....

[pauliewalnuts]

I just can't believe how we're in this position again.  We've not yet got shot of our mediocre high earners and now we'll have to get rid of almost a squad's worth of shite low-earners.

We're going to have so many shit players to shift, we'll have to build a second training ground for them to sit around playing FIFA and online shopping in, whilst our new squad trains.

[Ron Manager]

The tiniest crumb of comfort I know but Liverpool's meltdown is the biggest choke since Mama Cass.

Talking of Mama Cass.    'Monday Monday so good to me'. Well it had better be!

[martin o`who??]

Lerner wont sack him, he'll leave that to the next owner of AVFC.

Exactly, it just wouldnt make financial sense, unless of course, the prospective buyers were to make it a pre-condition of sale that "Lerner hires, Lerner fires", in which case.....

[pooligan]

Did Bowery actually touch the ball?

[Deano's Mullet]

And Man City two up, incredible feat them winning the league really when you think about it, amazing that they've managed it...

When we were holding on for dear live vs City on Sky on Weds, their commentator actually had the temerity to describe City's fans as "long suffering." Geezus i'd take some of their pain that they've gone through in the last 4-5 years.

[supertom]

There's an ad on my stream by the score graphic that says "Knob Greek"
I have no idea why it's there, but it's been the most entertaining aspect of this match so far.

[pauliewalnuts]

Lerner wont sack him, he'll leave that to the next owner of AVFC.

Exactly, it just wouldnt make financial sense, unless of course, the prospective buyers were to make it a pre-condition of sale that "Lerner hires, Lerner fires", in which case.....

It doesn't really make any difference.

It would be the club sacking him, not Lerner himself (legally).

[Lamb_Stockmix]

Did Bowery actually touch the ball?

Who?

[pauliewalnuts]

The worst, scariest thing about sacking Lambert is wondering just how much it would actually improve things in any case.

These players are performing worse than they could, but they're mostly barely good enough in any case.

[richard moore]

Norwich one down, we might stay up yet, keep the faith!

[hilts_coolerking]

I just can't believe how we're in this position again.  We've not yet got shot of our mediocre high earners and now we'll have to get rid of almost a squad's worth of shite low-earners.

We're going to have so many shit players to shift, we'll have to build a second training ground for them to sit around playing FIFA and online shopping in, whilst our new squad trains.

On the plus side, they'll be able to do the first team squad briefings in the boot room.

[ez]

I just can't believe how we're in this position again.  We've not yet got shot of our mediocre high earners and now we'll have to get rid of almost a squad's worth of shite low-earners.

We're going to have so many shit players to shift, we'll have to build a second training ground for them to sit around playing FIFA and online shopping in, whilst our new squad trains.

We've got a lot of players that are virtually worthless to us. At least the loan signings can be sent back.

[achilles]

We are undoubtably the worst side in the Premiership, how the f**k we didn't get relegated is an absolute miracle!