Aston Villa Sack Manager Ads

[Toronto Villa]

Asparagus not suitable at all, always in hot water.   I much prefer Avocado from Hufbol in the Turkish 3rd division.   Still a bit green but as hard as fucking iron.

maybe we could get our GK through CF to take some. Give us the solid spine for our team we've all been craving.

[Eckybloke]

Fuck sake. We've been shit for hours with this wanker Ads at the helm.

Get him out. We're sleep walking towards 9 o'clock and I for one will not be renewing my season ticket if I had one, if he's still here at one minute after 9.

[N'Rexy]

I am in France and its already 9pm. Has he gone yet? #adsout

[LeeB]

Asparagus not suitable at all, always in hot water.   I much prefer Avocado from Hufbol in the Turkish 3rd division.   Still a bit green but as hard as fucking iron.

maybe we could get our GK through CF to take some. Give us the solid spine for our team we've all been craving.

Avocado's alright, but lacking flair and height.

I'd go for Sun Flo Wer, the towering South Korean centre half, and with that move we'd be planting the seeds of success for years to come.

[brian green]

When I can find my marigolds I am going to paint WE'VE AD ENOUGH on a bedsheet.

[LeeB]

HE'S AD HIS TIME - NOW LET'S LOOK EAST-IE

[brian green]

Sun Flo Wer lacks bottle, in fact he is yellow and he has got a big head.   If we are going to go for that sort of player we should get this useless manager of ours to make a pitch for Wayne Roobarb.

[olaftab]

Can I ask is Ads male or female? I mean it has no bearing on the job he/she will do but don't want to make any inappropriate comments like  "you tit" or "grow some balls" etc.

[LeeB]

Sun Flo Wer lacks bottle, in fact he is yellow and he has got a big head.   If we are going to go for that sort of player we should get this useless manager of ours to make a pitch for Wayne Roobarb.

He's only ever looked good with ace Brazilian/Spanish hotshot Diego Custard, and I'm afraid signing the pair would be beyond our budget, and furthermore, would you trust Ads to get the best out of them?

No, me either. *facepalm*

[Ads]

I am a man, my son. A sexy man. The sexiest to ever manager Aston Villa, who shall be playing four, three fucking three this weekend.

[brian green]

Even sexier than Dr Josef Venglos?   I think not.

[dave.woodhall]

Aston Villa have moved to scotch rumours that manager Ads is under threat. A club spokesman commented, "In response to speculation on social media sites we would like to state that we have every confidence in Ads and his ability to bring Champions League football to Villa Park."

[ciggiesnbeer]

Aston Villa have moved to scotch rumours that manager Ads is under threat. A club spokesman commented, "In response to speculation on social media sites we would like to state that we have every confidence in Ads and his ability to bring Champions League football to Villa Park."

Fuck me he is ANOTHER Scot as well???

[not3bad]

I want to start a candlelit vigil but I need to pop round the outdoor from some matches first.  And some candles. Do you think four candles would be enough?

[olaftab]

Our manager has been a complete tit since his appointment. It's time for him to grow some balls.