Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)

[LeeB]

Not a station but railway related.

Kevin standard gauge.

Locomotive Moscow.

[Monty]

Newton Heath.

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

Vlaar du Nord.

[Monty]

Agbon-Lahore Junction.

[lovejoy]

Westwood Ho!

[PeterWithesShin]

Marcy obviously doesn't usually do trains, he had to ask Gareth Bale for assistance.

[DrGonzo]

Mornington Crescent!!!!!  Unless we are playing no diagonals or back crossing in the John Sleeuwenhoek rulebook.

Well, shame on you.

I don't know sometimes this website is like carrying Scholes to Newcastle.

[dave.woodhall]

Mornington Crescent!!!!!  Unless we are playing no diagonals or back crossing in the John Sleeuwenhoek rulebook.

Well, shame on you.

I don't know sometimes this website is like carrying Scholes to Newcastle.

Ah, I see what you're trying to do there - impose the Schleiffen Initiative, thrice removed. Unfortunately I believe that this was revoked at the Congress of Palermo, unless used in conjunction with the Hindenburg Variation. Unless I am very much mistaken, you have instead reprised the Romanov Adaptation. 

[silhillvilla]

Jamie Clapham Junction

[DrGonzo]

Mornington Crescent!!!!!  Unless we are playing no diagonals or back crossing in the John Sleeuwenhoek rulebook.

Well, shame on you.

I don't know sometimes this website is like carrying Scholes to Newcastle.

Ah, I see what you're trying to do there - impose the Schleiffen Initiative, thrice removed. Unfortunately I believe that this was revoked at the Congress of Palermo, unless used in conjunction with the Hindenburg Variation. Unless I am very much mistaken, you have instead reprised the Romanov Adaptation. 

Dammit, I thought I might be able to slip the Kiev Ultimatum through on a football site... Sir you are too canny for me.  I shall return to delve into my A-Z and back issues of the "Life and Times of Saint Humphers de Little Town" and prepare a suitable riposte.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Steve W(h)itton

And erm...

Jimmy Gravel(l)y (H)ill

[Witton Warrior]

Whatever hi-jinks and hugger-muggery has gone on this has been the best thread since the one about meeting footballers - for so many reasons I am now looking forward to Saturday again and shall alternately be  booing loudly and cheering wildly in equal but indiscriminate measure until removed from the Holte End by force

[pauliewalnuts]

Vlaar du Nord.

*applause*

[rob_bridge]

Indeed. The place to go for all biscuit related news.

Well they beat H&V to the punch.

They did but as some of us during a working day on a Tuesday can wait about 19 minutes for the news then they can have it - as an exclusive.

[pauliewalnuts]

Whatever hi-jinks and hugger-muggery has gone on this has been the best thread since the one about meeting footballers - for so many reasons I am now looking forward to Saturday again and shall alternately be  booing loudly and cheering wildly in equal but indiscriminate measure until removed from the Holte End by force

I have to say, I didn't know any of this had happened till early evening, so read this thread from page 1 forwards (it was 20 pages or so at that point) and, explosive news though it may have carried, the thing that struck me most was how funny it was.

That's why H&V is so ace. At the same time a thread is controversial, hopeful, desparing, very funny, and littered with shit puns.