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Title: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: PaulTheVillan on April 15, 2014, 02:03:41 PM
Given and Cowans promoted.


Beginning of the end?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Walmley_Villa on April 15, 2014, 02:05:32 PM
Looks like it - all from Brian Doogan so legit. I'm off to TBAR as they have the ITK..... :-)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: richard moore on April 15, 2014, 02:05:33 PM
Goodness me! Hope so
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Tom_Mc9? on April 15, 2014, 02:05:41 PM
What's going on here then?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: David_Nab on April 15, 2014, 02:05:41 PM
From Bomb squad to first team coach ..only at AVFC
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Tom_Mc9? on April 15, 2014, 02:06:30 PM
From Bomb squad to first team coach ..only at AVFC

To be fair, I think Given ruffled the least feathers - he was just too old and on too much money.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ads on April 15, 2014, 02:06:32 PM
That's one way to trim the playing staff wage bill.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on April 15, 2014, 02:06:56 PM
From Bomb squad to first team coach ..only at AVFC
Ha ha. Absolutely crazy.

Though I've no problem whatsoever with Shay. Top pro, and if he's started his badges already, why not? Get him back on the bench too.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Simon Ward on April 15, 2014, 02:07:44 PM
Apparently on the radio according to my boss. Presumably 5 Live?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: London Villan on April 15, 2014, 02:07:58 PM
Saying that the bomb squad now have a coaching staff!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: not3bad on April 15, 2014, 02:08:17 PM
BBC Sport ‏@BBCSport  37s
Aston Villa temporarily promote Shay Given and Gordon Cowans to first-team coaching staff after suspending Ian Culverhouse and Gary Karsa
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Walmley_Villa on April 15, 2014, 02:08:25 PM
Saturday is now massive......
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 15, 2014, 02:08:33 PM
This is very very odd, they are Lambert's two most trusted side kicks. Also promoting Given to a coach is very very strange.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Clampy on April 15, 2014, 02:09:19 PM
The club have also confirmed it as well. Bloody hell, what a mess.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on April 15, 2014, 02:09:40 PM
Clearly though, things are a mess. This is the beginning of the end. It seems pretty obvious the players aren't happy. Lamberts team would appear to have lost the dressing room. How much love is left for Lambert himself among the players remains to be seen, but if we're putting 2 and 2 together, it would appear that given what's come out from himself and the club this past week, he's a dead man walking. "There's stuff you don't see." Well I guess we're seeing some of that now.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Des Little on April 15, 2014, 02:09:52 PM
Saturday is now massive......

It always was!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: richard moore on April 15, 2014, 02:10:45 PM
Designed to get lambert to walk?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Dante Lavelli on April 15, 2014, 02:11:35 PM
Saying that the bomb squad now have a coaching staff!

Well we were complaining that they're doing nothing for their money.  Now they get to move the cones about.

Am I right in thinking that Lambert's back room staff have nearly always been the same?  He looks pretty isolated to me.  There's no reason why other coaches cannot be parachuted into the roles but unless selected by Lambert I cannot see it working long term.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 15, 2014, 02:12:16 PM
fcuk me

this is madness ,  but looks like the e nd of Lambert etc too  , so im happy about that

Id never believe Sid and Given will be promoted to firsst team coach's this morning. 

What an interested few weeks are going to have
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on April 15, 2014, 02:12:25 PM
This is very very odd, they are Lambert's two most trusted side kicks. Also promoting Given to a coach is very very strange.
Given wants to move into coaching when he retires and I believe he's taken his badges. To step in for the last 5 games, we could do worse I guess.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ads on April 15, 2014, 02:12:49 PM
I guess it depends what they've done.

You can have friends in a firm, but if they are doing something to get themselves suspended, and if they deserve it, then it's one of those shrug your shoulders things.

I cannot see this being a tactic to get anybody out. It sounds like there was an incident, our HR department investigated and carried out necessary disciplinary procedures in-line with the clubs guidelines.

I wonder what went down? It will all come out in the wash I guess.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Simon Ward on April 15, 2014, 02:13:32 PM
http://www.avfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10265~3768488,00.html

Club statement sheds little light on the state of affairs!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 15, 2014, 02:13:50 PM
From the OS:

The Club can confirm that Gordon Cowans and Shay Given have been temporarily promoted to assist manager Paul Lambert and his first team coaching staff.

Paul Lambert said: "I'm delighted to have Gordon and Shay to assist me in preparing the team for Saturday which is what the whole group is focussed on."

Gordon Cowans said: "The manager has asked me to step up to assist him at this time and I'll do my utmost for the Club and the manager in helping prepare the team for Saturday's game against Southampton."

Shay Given said: "As players, it's important that each and every one of us take responsibility right now and I'm delighted to play my part in helping the manager and the team go and try to win on Saturday."

The Club can also confirm in response to media speculation that Ian Culverhouse and Gary Karsa have been suspended pending an internal investigation.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on April 15, 2014, 02:14:05 PM
Wouldn't it just be bizarre if we came out on saturday playing good football and winning convincingly? I won't hold my breath on that one, but it'll be interesting. I wonder with Sid stepping up whether he may persuade Lambo to give Robinson and perhaps Johnson some game time?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 15, 2014, 02:14:47 PM
One thing I'm sure of is that they're rubbish coaches. The sheer staticness of the players week after week doesn't suggest great pedagogic prowess down at BH.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 15, 2014, 02:14:53 PM
The club have also confirmed it as well. Bloody hell, what a mess.

I reckon they are trying to force Lambert's hand into resigning. Lambert's done at Villa.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ads on April 15, 2014, 02:15:00 PM
Interesting that Lambert asked Sid to step up, and presumably Shay too. Something serious must have happened, beyond looking at Facebook during work hours.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: andyh on April 15, 2014, 02:16:49 PM
I'm really not sure how Lambert can carry on, even after today.
He has been completely undermined, still I guess he wont walk if there' s a compensation case to be had.
   
Why have they been suspended ? Because of the 'reported' training ground bust up ?   
 
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: fbriai on April 15, 2014, 02:17:10 PM
It's difficult to see how his position remains tenable at this point.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on April 15, 2014, 02:17:11 PM
Have to say as well, this wouldn't have been something Shay would have been contractually obligated to do. He's a good pro and fair play to him for stepping up when asked.
Other members of our bomb squad, had they been put in that position (coach Hutton...could you imagine it???) might have stuck two fingers up at the club.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Glenn Peen on April 15, 2014, 02:18:53 PM
This is all more mental than one of my poo-based songs.

Altogether now, to the tune of 'Allo 'Allo...

When times were hard
And Shay the card
Came calling to help
And Sid the man
Took the can
And was a legend
We talked of times
And sang the rhymes
That good friends had said
Would always be
The chance to see
The game of 'Cluedo'
It's always fun when people get lost
And Culverhouse and Karsa are frost
It's time to be
Sexually
The chance is right now
Let's win the match
Let's win the match
Let's win the match (repeat to fade)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Dante Lavelli on April 15, 2014, 02:18:59 PM
Have to say as well, this wouldn't have been something Shay would have been contractually obligated to do. He's a good pro and fair play to him for stepping up when asked.
Other members of our bomb squad, had they been put in that position (coach Hutton...could you imagine it???) might have stuck two fingers up at the club.

Others have said that he's done his badges so he'd have to be absolutely daft not to take the role on.  Good luck to him.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ads on April 15, 2014, 02:20:02 PM
Have to say as well, this wouldn't have been something Shay would have been contractually obligated to do. He's a good pro and fair play to him for stepping up when asked.
Other members of our bomb squad, had they been put in that position (coach Hutton...could you imagine it???) might have stuck two fingers up at the club.

He's been offered a new job and maybe promises have been made about how temporary it is?

I like the idea of the club having coaches to ensure continuity, rather than managers having staff.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: wozwebs on April 15, 2014, 02:20:17 PM
Bust up was reported to be between Cowans and Culverhouse about not playing any of his youth lads. Delph and Gabby stuck up for Cowans and were dropped vs Fulham. All feels like the week leading up to McLeish going doesn't it?

Season ticket sales not off to a flyer I would suggest too?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Fred on April 15, 2014, 02:20:22 PM
Lambert must be a dead man walking now, i wonder if Sid will be in charge on Saturday?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: TheMalandro on April 15, 2014, 02:20:52 PM
It's difficult to see how his position remains tenable at this point.

which is why I think he will walk, he will get his full compo
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Damo70 on April 15, 2014, 02:20:59 PM
Interesting that Lambert asked Sid to step up, and presumably Shay too. Something serious must have happened, beyond looking at Facebook during work hours.

Do we know that it was Lambert's wishes that they step up or was it a board decision? I don't anything about Karsa apart from I believe he is Lambert's brother in law but from things I have heard I have believed for a while that Culverhouse was a negative presence and as an assistant seemed to be causing Lambert more problems than he solved. I think Sid being involved on Saturday will bring some goodwill and a bit more a a feelgood factor to the occasion.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 15, 2014, 02:21:14 PM
The club have also confirmed it as well. Bloody hell, what a mess.

I reckon they are trying to force Lambert's hand into resigning. Lambert's done at Villa.

I think the board were left with no alternative due to the seriousness of the incident(s) and after initial statements from those involved, they were left with no choice but to suspend both and prepare a full internal investigation.

We love to do things by the book. Lambert has no alternative other than to accept Sid and Shay. He'll probably sit back and see how this unfolds. I can't see him walking. No chance.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Hillbilly on April 15, 2014, 02:21:36 PM
This is either going to be brilliant or catastrophic. I'm not sure there's a middle course.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 15, 2014, 02:22:07 PM
Interesting that Lambert asked Sid to step up, and presumably Shay too. Something serious must have happened, beyond looking at Facebook during work hours.

so weird , hes tried to force Given out and now hes his rght hand man with sid sort of

expect Darren Bent back selling programmes
and Hutton sorting the catering out
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ads on April 15, 2014, 02:22:25 PM
Interesting that Lambert asked Sid to step up, and presumably Shay too. Something serious must have happened, beyond looking at Facebook during work hours.

Do we know that it was Lambert's wishes that they step up or was it a board decision? I don't anything about Karsa apart from I believe he is Lambert's brother in law but from things I have heard I have believed for a while that Culverhouse was a negative presence and as an assistant seemed to be causing Lambert more problems than he solved. I think Sid being involved on Saturday will bring some goodwill and a bit more a a feelgood factor to the occasion.

On the website Sid said that Lambert asked him to step up and I guess he must have asked Shay to do so too.

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Boz on April 15, 2014, 02:22:57 PM
Interesting that Lambert asked Sid to step up, and presumably Shay too. Something serious must have happened, beyond looking at Facebook during work hours.

But did he???
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 02:23:16 PM
An internal investigation.  Presumably into their CV's and references they supplied when applying for the job stating that they were experienced, professional football coaches.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Clampy on April 15, 2014, 02:23:25 PM
Aren't Lambert and Gary Karsa related in some way?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: andyh on April 15, 2014, 02:24:12 PM
Interesting that Lambert asked Sid to step up, and presumably Shay too. Something serious must have happened, beyond looking at Facebook during work hours.

so weird , hes tried to force Given out and now hes his rght hand man with sid sort of

expect Darren Bent back selling programmes
and Hutton sorting the catering out

I doubt Lambert asked Sid or Given anything.
More like a JFDI.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 15, 2014, 02:25:11 PM
He could have been told to ask them to step up. Like the Queen officially appoints the government, but doesn't really have a choice.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on April 15, 2014, 02:25:16 PM
Have to say as well, this wouldn't have been something Shay would have been contractually obligated to do. He's a good pro and fair play to him for stepping up when asked.
Other members of our bomb squad, had they been put in that position (coach Hutton...could you imagine it???) might have stuck two fingers up at the club.

Others have said that he's done his badges so he'd have to be absolutely daft not to take the role on.  Good luck to him.
Yeah, it'll be good experience for him. He's still got two years left for us I believe, so it may be worth keeping him on as a player coach. He'd be an excellent back up for Brad and the coaching side would keep him pretty occupied. You'd assume he'd deal primarily with the keepers, and there's a hell of a lot he can teach Steer, Watkins etc.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 15, 2014, 02:25:17 PM
The club have also confirmed it as well. Bloody hell, what a mess.

I reckon they are trying to force Lambert's hand into resigning. Lambert's done at Villa.

I think the board were left with no alternative due to the seriousness of the incident(s) and after initial statements from those involved, they were left with no choice but to suspend both and prepare a full internal investigation.

We love to do things by the book. Lambert has no alternative other than to accept Sid and Shay. He'll probably sit back and see how this unfolds. I can't see him walking. No chance.

Walking and suing is what I was on about. All he needs to do is call "the gaffer" for expert advice on how that works.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Jon Crofts on April 15, 2014, 02:25:24 PM
So yesterdays 'let's all stick together' message should be ignored by Culverhouse & Karsa.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ads on April 15, 2014, 02:25:25 PM
Interesting that Lambert asked Sid to step up, and presumably Shay too. Something serious must have happened, beyond looking at Facebook during work hours.

so weird , he's tried to force Given out and now hes his rght hand man with sid sort of

expect Darren Bent back selling programmes
and Hutton sorting the catering out

It is strange, but with the Given situation, if Lambert has been honest with him about what is going on, and there is no reason to think otherwise, then I don't see why there would be bad blood.

If Shay wants to be a coach and he is on a good wedge, then being given a chance to blood himself at a club he is settled at and whose players he knows is obviously too good to refuse. A chance for him to get a penetrant gig.

I once read a story on a Norwich forum that it was often Culverhouse who would pick the side and tactics and that Lambert would sometimes change them at the last minute. If that is the case, then the weekly preparation might be in for a re-vitalising.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Jimbo on April 15, 2014, 02:25:42 PM
What a coup for TBAR. Eastie must be gushing like a fountain.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Legion on April 15, 2014, 02:26:37 PM
An internal investigation.  Presumably into their CV's and references they supplied when applying for the job stating that they were experienced, professional football coaches.

Very good.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: OCD on April 15, 2014, 02:26:41 PM
Other members of our bomb squad, had they been put in that position (coach Hutton...could you imagine it???) might have stuck two fingers up at the club.

[Coach Hutton] - "Make the opposition scared of you by lunging in 2-footed, then the rest of the game should be easy for you".
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Boz on April 15, 2014, 02:26:55 PM
An internal investigation.  Presumably into their CV's and references they supplied when applying for the job stating that they were experienced, professional football coaches.

Well that's clearly been proved to be incorrect  ;D

Or maybe fiddling expenses
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 15, 2014, 02:26:58 PM
What a coup for TBAR. Eastie must be gushing like a fountain.

They are on Twitter 24-7. Hardly a coup. Not like they broke the news on Twitter.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: David_Nab on April 15, 2014, 02:27:09 PM
Aren't Lambert and Gary Karsa related in some way?

Brother in Law

So are we to assume Lambert went into the Fulham game without Gabby and Delph by choice ..FFS.Talk about shooting yourself in the foot..

Noticed Luna tweeted nice day in Birmingham soon after the news came out , could be nothing but had herd he took alot of abuse from the side lines from Culverhouse.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Damo70 on April 15, 2014, 02:27:20 PM
This is either going to be brilliant or catastrophic. I'm not sure there's a middle course.

I take your point but at this moment it can hardly derail our season as that has already happened. A change of faces can only be positive at this point in my opinion.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on April 15, 2014, 02:28:10 PM
Just how we set up on Saturday is going to be very interesting indeed. You have to assume the suspension relates to something involving the playing staff and there's just a sense of unrest lately. Whether getting rid of them sees a few players raising their game or playing with a bit of renewed vigour remains to be seen.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: villasjf on April 15, 2014, 02:28:57 PM
fcuk me

this is madness ,  but looks like the e nd of Lambert etc too  , so im happy about that

Id never believe Sid and Given will be promoted to firsst team coach's this morning. 

The day after Faulkner says were all in this together, apparently he has been to Bodymoor Heath today.

What an interested few weeks are going to have
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on April 15, 2014, 02:29:48 PM
Other members of our bomb squad, had they been put in that position (coach Hutton...could you imagine it???) might have stuck two fingers up at the club.

[Coach Hutton] - "Make the opposition scared of you by lunging in 2-footed, then the rest of the game should be easy for you".
Coach Bent: Stand still for 90 minutes. Poke leg at ball any time it comes near you at the six yard line. If it goes in you've had a good game.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Clampy on April 15, 2014, 02:30:03 PM
Lambert and Culverhouse have been together since their Colchester days so unless they've both done something which he can't defend, I can't see him sticking round for too long.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: andyh on April 15, 2014, 02:30:27 PM
Shay's first job will be to drop Guzan and put himself in  !   
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Damo70 on April 15, 2014, 02:30:34 PM
So yesterdays 'let's all stick together' message should be ignored by Culverhouse & Karsa.

I read it a couple of hours ago and I am trying to recall if the coaches were mentioned along with the board, manager, players and fans.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on April 15, 2014, 02:31:03 PM
Lambert and Culverhouse have been together since their Colchester days so unless they've both done something which he can't defend, I can't see him sticking round for too long.
In an ideal world Culverhouse gets sacked and in protest Lambert resigns and then we don't have to pay him off.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Summers on April 15, 2014, 02:31:18 PM
Sack the three of them - put Sid & Shay in charge til the end of the season.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 15, 2014, 02:31:21 PM
Best result since Chelsea.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on April 15, 2014, 02:32:01 PM
Shay's first job will be to drop Guzan and put himself in  !   
He'll have Guzan and Steer polishing his boots.

"Glove me wench!"
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: rob_bridge on April 15, 2014, 02:32:47 PM
Interesting that Lambert asked Sid to step up, and presumably Shay too. Something serious must have happened, beyond looking at Facebook during work hours.

so weird , hes tried to force Given out and now hes his rght hand man with sid sort of

expect Darren Bent back selling programmes
and Hutton sorting the catering out

Hutton will be working on security
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Clampy on April 15, 2014, 02:32:53 PM
Shay's first job will be to drop Guzan and put himself in  !   

Very good.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 15, 2014, 02:33:26 PM
Get Martin Laursen in , we need someone with experience with defending.

Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: villasjf on April 15, 2014, 02:33:54 PM
It's difficult to see how his position remains tenable at this point.

which is why I think he will walk, he will get his full compo
MON Walked and still we had to pay him, Football is mad.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: OCD on April 15, 2014, 02:34:18 PM
This might give Lambert a reprieve as they might get rid of the 2 and restructure the coaching staff in the summer. I wonder if Petrov is ready to take a bigger part in things?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on April 15, 2014, 02:34:38 PM
Get Martin Laursen in , we need someone with experience with defending.


Seconded.

Sign up Big John Carew as a free agent too.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 15, 2014, 02:34:42 PM
Get Martin Laursen in , we need someone with experience with defending.




I'd stick him for Baker, dicky knees and all.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 15, 2014, 02:34:59 PM
fcuk me

this is madness ,  but looks like the e nd of Lambert etc too  , so im happy about that

Id never believe Sid and Given will be promoted to firsst team coach's this morning. 

The day after Faulkner says were all in this together, apparently he has been to Bodymoor Heath today.

What an interested few weeks are going to have

hey villasjf


maybe Albrighton will be back in fashion again


Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: rob_bridge on April 15, 2014, 02:37:41 PM
Aren't Lambert and Gary Karsa related in some way?

Brother in Law

So are we to assume Lambert went into the Fulham game without Gabby and Delph by choice ..FFS.Talk about shooting yourself in the foot..

Noticed Luna tweeted nice day in Birmingham soon after the news came out , could be nothing but had herd he took alot of abuse from the side lines from Culverhouse.

Well if he did that he is a fucking idiot. He may not have like dissent but close enough to the end of the season to deal with it then.

Lambert's gone.

I suspect that based on 4 years of failures the board may try a proper DoF / coach combo come next month.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 02:38:05 PM
Anyone think that Cowans will do the which is more speech and claim to the press we will play 4 4 fcukin 2 with Mark starting.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 15, 2014, 02:39:47 PM
Interesting comments from Pat Murphy, claims now we know what Lambert was referring to about behind the scenes at the weekend. He also thinks that together, Lambert and Lerner are behind the suspensions with Lambert cutting loose his two assistants.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on April 15, 2014, 02:39:53 PM
Hopefully Sid will inform him of the walking accident Baker and so drop him.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 15, 2014, 02:40:22 PM
Unlikely I feel. Cowans is better tactically than Mike Bassett. Though I don't doubt he's got as good a grasp on Kipling (the poet, not the cake man).
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: villajk on April 15, 2014, 02:40:42 PM
What a coup for TBAR. Eastie must be gushing like a fountain.

They are on Twitter 24-7. Hardly a coup. Not like they broke the news on Twitter.

They did.  That's where I saw it first then went to the site.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: rob_bridge on April 15, 2014, 02:41:07 PM
Hopefully Sid will inform him of the walking accident Baker and so drop him.

Baker is shit. So is Clark.

Do we have an alternative?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Simon Ward on April 15, 2014, 02:41:24 PM
Interesting comments from Pat Murphy, claims now we know what Lambert was referring to about behind the scenes at the weekend. He also thinks that together, Lambert and Lerner are behind the suspensions with Lambert cutting loose his two assistants.

Heard that as well.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 15, 2014, 02:41:32 PM
Interesting comments from Pat Murphy, claims now we know what Lambert was referring to about behind the scenes at the weekend. He also thinks that together, Lambert and Lerner are behind the suspensions with Lambert cutting loose his two assistants.

Well, yesterday Murphy was suggesting that everyone was safe at VP and only players and transfer funding might change. So feck what he thinks, to be honest.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on April 15, 2014, 02:41:50 PM
Aren't Lambert and Gary Karsa related in some way?

Brother in Law

So are we to assume Lambert went into the Fulham game without Gabby and Delph by choice ..FFS.Talk about shooting yourself in the foot..

Noticed Luna tweeted nice day in Birmingham soon after the news came out , could be nothing but had herd he took alot of abuse from the side lines from Culverhouse.

Well if he did that he is a fucking idiot. He may not have like dissent but close enough to the end of the season to deal with it then.

Lambert's gone.

I suspect that based on 4 years of failures the board may try a proper DoF / coach combo come next month.
Something has turned with Gabby in the last couple of months too. Obviously his erratic form is one thing we're all used to. But the effort hasn't quite been there either in recent games. Whether that's because he's been growing frustrated with the coaching, who knows? He looks a frustrated player at the moment.
Delph was also poor against Palace, possibly as poor as he's been this season for us. Given how clueless we looked going forward, it's no wonder he cut a frustrated figure during the game.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on April 15, 2014, 02:41:57 PM
Charles Nzogbia promoted to DoF ?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ads on April 15, 2014, 02:44:47 PM
Interesting comments from Pat Murphy, claims now we know what Lambert was referring to about behind the scenes at the weekend. He also thinks that together, Lambert and Lerner are behind the suspensions with Lambert cutting loose his two assistants.

They were shitting in his desk drawer!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: not3bad on April 15, 2014, 02:45:33 PM
Well I thought something had to give on Saturday and it has.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 15, 2014, 02:46:00 PM
Nzogbia to start Saturday

Now that would be funny ;)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 15, 2014, 02:47:16 PM
Lambert needs to speak, and fast.
If his problem behind the scenes has been his coaches and he has been pro active and approves of them being suspended then say so publicly. (Right now, I doubt it is the case)
Anything other than a clear and unequivocal statement to that effect from the manager then we have to assume he is gone too. (Which I think right now most of us believe is the case) 
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ads on April 15, 2014, 02:48:41 PM
You won't get anything specific on the suspensions from the club, it would be unwise for the employer to make a public statement.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: not3bad on April 15, 2014, 02:48:55 PM
Lambert needs to speak, and fast.
If his problem behind the scenes has been his coaches and he has been pro active and approves of them being suspended then say so publicly. (Right now, I doubt it is the case)
Anything other than a clear and unequivocal statement to that effect from the manager then we have to assume he is gone too. (Which I think right now most of us belive is the case) 

He might not be able to say much though.  Culverhouse and Karsa are "suspended pending investigation".
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: RussellC on April 15, 2014, 02:49:02 PM
Can we get Michael Laudrup in please?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Dr Butler on April 15, 2014, 02:49:17 PM
Interesting comments from Pat Murphy, claims now we know what Lambert was referring to about behind the scenes at the weekend. He also thinks that together, Lambert and Lerner are behind the suspensions with Lambert cutting loose his two assistants.

that could be true, Lambert needed to do something otherwise he was gone(it still may happen) it will be very interesting come Saturday and maybe even Randolph might show his boat race.....
UTV
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Rigadon on April 15, 2014, 02:50:12 PM
 A ignominious end to a shambles of a few weeks.

If they've been suspended it's not because they are a bit shit.  It's because they've breeched club rules - so, assaulting a player of member of staff or something like that.  That they've both been caught doing something looks more like corruption or caught talking to another new employer.  Wild speculation I know, but it must be serious.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on April 15, 2014, 02:51:06 PM
I can't see lambert being here tomorrow
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 15, 2014, 02:51:56 PM
Lambert needs to speak, and fast.
If his problem behind the scenes has been his coaches and he has been pro active and approves of them being suspended then say so publicly. (Right now, I doubt it is the case)
Anything other than a clear and unequivocal statement to that effect from the manager then we have to assume he is gone too. (Which I think right now most of us belive is the case) 

He might not be able to say much though.  Culverhouse and Karsa are "suspended pending investigation".

Sod the protocol. He doesn't have to give details. Just assert complete authority by saying he fully backs the club 100% in the actions taken.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 15, 2014, 02:53:01 PM
Interesting comments from Pat Murphy, claims now we know what Lambert was referring to about behind the scenes at the weekend. He also thinks that together, Lambert and Lerner are behind the suspensions with Lambert cutting loose his two assistants.

They were shitting in his desk drawer!

Nah, that was me.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: DBTW on April 15, 2014, 02:54:10 PM
Culverhouse has been blasted on here for the way he speaks to fans behind the dugout.

Could a complaint have been made to police and the club have taken action?

Straws.clutching. at
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: TheMalandro on April 15, 2014, 02:54:25 PM
Interesting comments from Pat Murphy, claims now we know what Lambert was referring to about behind the scenes at the weekend. He also thinks that together, Lambert and Lerner are behind the suspensions with Lambert cutting loose his two assistants.

They were shitting in his desk drawer!

Nah, that was me.

hope you did it in Randy's helmet too
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: mrastonvilla on April 15, 2014, 02:54:48 PM
Interesting comments from Pat Murphy, claims now we know what Lambert was referring to about behind the scenes at the weekend. He also thinks that together, Lambert and Lerner are behind the suspensions with Lambert cutting loose his two assistants.

that could be true, Lambert needed to do something otherwise he was gone(it still may happen) it will be very interesting come Saturday and maybe even Randolph might show his boat race.....
UTV

I think Saturday would a good day for Randy to make an appearance for once
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 15, 2014, 02:57:11 PM
Interesting comments from Pat Murphy, claims now we know what Lambert was referring to about behind the scenes at the weekend. He also thinks that together, Lambert and Lerner are behind the suspensions with Lambert cutting loose his two assistants.

that could be true, Lambert needed to do something otherwise he was gone(it still may happen) it will be very interesting come Saturday and maybe even Randolph might show his boat race.....
UTV

I think Saturday would a good day for Randy to make an appearance for once

I'd be very surprised if he's not there.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 02:57:54 PM
This is a professional football club right?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: SteveD on April 15, 2014, 02:59:14 PM
I think Saturday would be a good opportunity for the team to turn up too. If they've won the civil war let's hope they van channel the passion on the pitch.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: villasjf on April 15, 2014, 03:00:22 PM
Lambert needs to speak, and fast.
If his problem behind the scenes has been his coaches and he has been pro active and approves of them being suspended then say so publicly. (Right now, I doubt it is the case)
Anything other than a clear and unequivocal statement to that effect from the manager then we have to assume he is gone too. (Which I think right now most of us belive is the case) 

He might not be able to say much though.  Culverhouse and Karsa are "suspended pending investigation".

Sod the protocol. He doesn't have to give details. Just assert complete authority by saying he fully backs the club 100% in the actions taken.
They had both been with him since Colchester too he must be feeling the heat now.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Bad English on April 15, 2014, 03:00:31 PM
Well, well, well! I've been making that groan-inducing comment "why didn't Culverhouse take the penalty?" for months now.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 15, 2014, 03:00:36 PM
Interesting comments from Pat Murphy, claims now we know what Lambert was referring to about behind the scenes at the weekend. He also thinks that together, Lambert and Lerner are behind the suspensions with Lambert cutting loose his two assistants.

They were shitting in his desk drawer!

Nah, that was me.

hope you did it in Randy's helmet too

Bit difficult as Doug wears it most days.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Jon Crofts on April 15, 2014, 03:00:48 PM
This is a professional football club right?

Is this the programme?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 15, 2014, 03:00:59 PM
Interesting comments from Pat Murphy, claims now we know what Lambert was referring to about behind the scenes at the weekend. He also thinks that together, Lambert and Lerner are behind the suspensions with Lambert cutting loose his two assistants.

that could be true, Lambert needed to do something otherwise he was gone(it still may happen) it will be very interesting come Saturday and maybe even Randolph might show his boat race.....
UTV

I think Saturday would a good day for Randy to make an appearance for once

I'd be very surprised if he's not there.

Bet he won't be sending his private jet down to Cardiff airport for Ole and his missus though.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 15, 2014, 03:02:44 PM
This can only help the spirit in the side though, sounds like Lambert is getting one last chance.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: CJ on April 15, 2014, 03:03:34 PM
Heard this while I was driving back home and according to R5 the suspensions were agreed by Lerner and Lambert, so I don't necessarily see this as the beginning of the end for Lambert. If anything, having Sid on the team could bring the squad more together and we may see more fight in the remaining games. Perversely it could save Lambert's job
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 15, 2014, 03:03:54 PM
I think Saturday would be a good opportunity for the team to turn up too. If they've won the civil war let's hope they van channel the passion on the pitch.

It certainly brings some interest to Saturday now.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 15, 2014, 03:04:25 PM
Well, well, well! I've been making that groan-inducing comment "why didn't Culverhouse take the penalty?" for months now.

He's certainly paid it! Bah-dum tsh!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: KevinGage on April 15, 2014, 03:04:44 PM
This -along with the return of H&V's very own poet laureate Glenn Peen- is great news.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: brian green on April 15, 2014, 03:05:06 PM
I have been worried for some time about a betting scandal touching the club.  Pretty much anything would be better than that.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 15, 2014, 03:05:48 PM
Heard this while I was driving back home and according to R5 the suspensions were agreed by Lerner and Lambert, so I don't necessarily see this as the beginning of the end for Lambert. If anything, having Sid on the team could bring the squad more together and we may see more fight in the remaining games. Perversely it could save Lambert's job

Firstly, of course the club would say this regardless of anything else. Secondly, of course they been agreed by Lerner and Lambert, otherwise Lambert wouldn't be there any more. It sounds to me a bit like his last chance.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Salsa Party Animal on April 15, 2014, 03:07:46 PM
Interesting comments from Pat Murphy, claims now we know what Lambert was referring to about behind the scenes at the weekend. He also thinks that together, Lambert and Lerner are behind the suspensions with Lambert cutting loose his two assistants.

Heard that as well.
Interesting comments from Pat Murphy, claims now we know what Lambert was referring to about behind the scenes at the weekend. He also thinks that together, Lambert and Lerner are behind the suspensions with Lambert cutting loose his two assistants.

Heard that as well.
Hopefully Sid will inform him of the walking accident Baker and so drop him.

Baker is shit. So is Clark.

Do we have an alternative?


Yes his name is Jores Okore :) if he recovered 100% and got some reserve games under his belt. (No idea)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 15, 2014, 03:07:58 PM
IF Lambert has been part of the suspensions, it would suggest he's aware there has been a problem within the team environment and he knows this is his last chance.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Holte L2 on April 15, 2014, 03:08:36 PM
I was moaning yesterday with a work colleague that Given should be utilised as a coach. Interesting move.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on April 15, 2014, 03:09:38 PM
From Bomb squad to first team coach ..only at AVFC

To be fair, I think Given ruffled the least feathers - he was just too old and on too much money.
Does that make him the best paid Coach in the Country?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Salsa Party Animal on April 15, 2014, 03:10:45 PM
It will do Paul Lambert good as he will have to work different coach and maybe he will be good manager now as he got the coaching staff to do what the players want and make them perform while other two might lost out faith. We need something changes to get result. We can't keep plodding along and hope for the best.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 15, 2014, 03:13:34 PM
It will do Paul Lambert good as he will have to work different coach and maybe he will be good manager now as he got the coaching staff to do what the players want and make them perform while other two might lost out faith. We need something changes to get result. We can't keep plodding along and hope for the best.

It will be interesting to see if Culverhouse and Karsa were failing to implement Lambert's ideas or if Lambert's ideas were the problem to begin with.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: London Villan on April 15, 2014, 03:16:04 PM
Cowans could deliver a corner too...

On another point, has any other coach Villa been suspended over the years... it really is a weird one.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: mr underhill on April 15, 2014, 03:18:15 PM
is it likely that Lambert would have instigated this against two people he's worked with for most of his professional career? And to then ask someone he's been trying to force out of the club to step into the firing line? Don't think so. I'm just waiting for his phone call to Stan after the Spurs game 'Time's up big man'
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on April 15, 2014, 03:18:41 PM
Hopefully Sid will inform him of the walking accident Baker and so drop him.

Baker is shit. So is Clark.

Do we have an alternative?
Kid Donacien? Might as well....
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 15, 2014, 03:21:18 PM
This is very interesting, Lambert, Given and Cowans are all 'delighted' and focussed on preparing the team for Saturday.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on April 15, 2014, 03:24:21 PM
What did Karsa do? I know his title is Head of Football operations but...
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Steve R on April 15, 2014, 03:24:40 PM
Cowans could deliver a corner too...

On another point, has any other coach Villa been suspended over the years... it really is a weird one.

Steve Harrison?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: john e on April 15, 2014, 03:25:48 PM
What's this news about Klop being lined up for next season

Please tell me this is true
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Steve R on April 15, 2014, 03:26:00 PM
Interesting comments from Pat Murphy, claims now we know what Lambert was referring to about behind the scenes at the weekend. He also thinks that together, Lambert and Lerner are behind the suspensions with Lambert cutting loose his two assistants.

They were shitting in his desk drawer!

Nah, that was me.

hope you did it in Randy's helmet too

Now there's an image I wouldn't care to dwell upon.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: berneboy on April 15, 2014, 03:26:18 PM
Admin on TBAR who appears to think he broke the news has also stated:
Re: Culverhouse sacked
Post by Admin Today at 2:55 am

New update:

If the club stays up, the takeover goes ahead.
If the takeover goes ahead, we get a new manager.
A new manager has been approached and is....rather exciting!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on April 15, 2014, 03:26:32 PM
http://www.avfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10265~3768488,00.html

Club statement sheds little light on the state of affairs!
Well we don't expect  it to say if there was a kerfuffle with Delph and Gabby last week and Albrighton this weekend gone do we?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: garyfouroaks on April 15, 2014, 03:28:25 PM
It could mean anything, but does not mean that C&K have been suspended for football reasons.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 15, 2014, 03:28:45 PM
So much for their ITK, they insisted Culverhouse had been sacked.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Eckybloke on April 15, 2014, 03:29:07 PM
A new manager has been approached and is....rather exciting!

I hope it's Dynamo
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 15, 2014, 03:29:38 PM
What's this news about Klop being lined up for next season

Please tell me this is true

It'll only happen if the new board can confirm the Messi deal.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Jon Crofts on April 15, 2014, 03:29:39 PM
What's this news about Klop being lined up for next season

Please tell me this is true

It's true.  Now go have a lie down and keep taking the tablets.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 03:29:54 PM
This is so exciting, it's 2006 all over again.  I feel like writing to Doug again.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Vanilla on April 15, 2014, 03:30:01 PM
http://www.avfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10265~3768488,00.html

Club statement sheds little light on the state of affairs!
Well we don't expect  it to say if there was a kerfuffle with Delph and Gabby last week and Albrighton this weekend gone do we?

It would be better to shed some light on this though as it would end all this speculation and put it to bed for a while. Otherwise this will no doubt become a distraction for the team for the last few important games.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 15, 2014, 03:30:35 PM
Well what I will say is that most people wanted change and this is change to some degree at least.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on April 15, 2014, 03:30:52 PM
It's difficult to see how his position remains tenable at this point.

which is why I think he will walk, he will get his full compo
well suppose for a minute as Manager Lambert took the painful action and is doing his job. After all that is his right and not Faulkner's to take any action against anyone below Lambert. Next question is is Faulkner going to take any action against Lambert?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: wookster on April 15, 2014, 03:31:02 PM
What's TBAR?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 15, 2014, 03:31:27 PM
What's this news about Klop being lined up for next season

Please tell me this is true

I really hope one of his coaches is called Klip.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Steve R on April 15, 2014, 03:32:09 PM
The more I've heard about Culverhouse the less impressive he seems. Screaming obscenities at the players from the technical area is hardly the mark of a progressive coach. Exchanging curses with the terraces is even worse. I know nothing of Karsa.

If it is true that some players have been at odds with Culverhouse then they will have a point to prove on Saturday. Good!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 15, 2014, 03:32:33 PM
What's TBAR?

The Bellends Are Repulsive. It's a new fan forum, totally independent of the malign influence of people who disagree with them.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: berneboy on April 15, 2014, 03:32:35 PM
What's TBAR?

The Bells are Ringing
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 03:32:59 PM
Latest Update from www.ywoodubeleaveanyfink.com

Collymore to be new manager if we get relegated and takeover doesn't happen.
If we finish lower than 15th, takeover doesn't happen and Collymore gets appointed.
If we finish in 15th with the same goals scored as 14th, the takeover goes ahead and Ferguson is the new manager
If we get relegated then Brian Richardsons consortium will consider a takeover provided Brian Klicline can be persuaded to become Head Coach.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: fbriai on April 15, 2014, 03:33:06 PM
What's TBAR?

It's timeoutbigbar's abbreviated username.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: SashasGrandad on April 15, 2014, 03:33:57 PM
Admin on TBAR who appears to think he broke the news has also stated:
Re: Culverhouse sacked
Post by Admin Today at 2:55 am

New update:

If the club stays up, the takeover goes ahead.
If the takeover goes ahead, we get a new manager.
A new manager has been approached and is....rather exciting!

DOL      LOL!!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on April 15, 2014, 03:34:07 PM
Weirdly having previously been dreading the game on saturday I'm actually looking forward to it. I'm living in the hope that a change of sorts will see a change of approach and we might get a pleasant surprise.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: London Villan on April 15, 2014, 03:35:24 PM
You would have also though Holt would have been Lambert's in house choice to come in and give him a hand, not a player he has bombed out and a legend who his number two had a pop at...

I still think Holt's signing (and Hoolanhan's attempted one) were a way of getting some friendly faces in the dressing room...
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Edvard Remberg on April 15, 2014, 03:35:51 PM
That explains why Messi has been playing so poorly - he is trying to get noticed by Villa
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: garyfouroaks on April 15, 2014, 03:36:00 PM
Weirdly having previously been dreading the game on saturday I'm actually looking forward to it. I'm living in the hope that a change of sorts will see a change of approach and we might get a pleasant surprise.

I don't think that changing the bibs and cones men will make much difference.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: brian green on April 15, 2014, 03:37:23 PM
TBAR is an acronym for The Blues Are Revolting.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: not3bad on April 15, 2014, 03:37:26 PM
This -along with the return of H&V's very own poet laureate Glenn Peen- is great news.

Glen had been locked in Culverhouse's basement.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Perry Barr Pet on April 15, 2014, 03:38:03 PM
Weirdly having previously been dreading the game on saturday I'm actually looking forward to it. I'm living in the hope that a change of sorts will see a change of approach and we might get a pleasant surprise.

I don't think that changing the bibs and cones men will make much difference.
If they were having a detrimental effect on the players it could make a huge difference.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 15, 2014, 03:38:48 PM
If the coaching was organised by Culverhouse then it could make a massive difference.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on April 15, 2014, 03:40:25 PM
Organised????
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Jon Crofts on April 15, 2014, 03:40:37 PM
If the coaching was organised by Culverhouse then it could make a massive difference.

If the coaching was organised it would make a difference.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: SW9-VILLA on April 15, 2014, 03:40:54 PM
Weirdly having previously been dreading the game on saturday I'm actually looking forward to it. I'm living in the hope that a change of sorts will see a change of approach and we might get a pleasant surprise.

I don't think that changing the bibs and cones men will make much difference.

I'll take anything that makes me feel a bit more optimistic about our fortunes at the moment. I'm making up theories of my own that Culverhouse was the disruptive force and now the shackles are off the team will start playing again.

(I reserve the right to rethink this theory come 5 o clock on Saturday.)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 15, 2014, 03:41:05 PM
Well that's true.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Dave on April 15, 2014, 03:41:06 PM
Admin on TBAR who appears to think he broke the news has also stated:
Re: Culverhouse sacked
Post by Admin Today at 2:55 am

New update:

If the club stays up, the takeover goes ahead.
If the takeover goes ahead, we get a new manager.
A new manager has been approached and is....rather exciting!
Why are the people who are about to sell the club approaching new managers who are only going to be employed if they are no longer there?

And they wonder why this takeover stuff isn't being taken seriously.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: not3bad on April 15, 2014, 03:42:06 PM
If the coaching was organised by Culverhouse then it could make a massive difference.

Especially if they think that this was what was needed to achieve the unity that was called for yesterday.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Billy Walker on April 15, 2014, 03:42:58 PM
Culverhouse has been blasted on here for the way he speaks to fans behind the dugout.

Could a complaint have been made to police and the club have taken action?

Straws.clutching. at

I'm wondering if they've been speaking to Norwich in regard to the vacant manager's seat?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ads on April 15, 2014, 03:46:06 PM
What's TBAR?

The Bellends Are Repulsive. It's a new fan forum, totally independent of the malign influence of people who disagree with them.

It is really lovely there.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on April 15, 2014, 03:46:45 PM
I'm wondering if they've been speaking to Norwich in regard to the vacant manager's seat?
Ahaaha...Billy you could be on a good lead here.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 15, 2014, 03:47:05 PM
If they have grounds to suspend them, then I'm 99% sure they have grounds to sack them. This is probably just an employment law thing.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on April 15, 2014, 03:48:11 PM
What's TBAR?

The Bellends Are Repulsive. It's a new fan forum, totally independent of the malign influence of people who disagree with them.

A Crimean version of debating forums?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: garyfouroaks on April 15, 2014, 03:51:03 PM
Weirdly having previously been dreading the game on saturday I'm actually looking forward to it. I'm living in the hope that a change of sorts will see a change of approach and we might get a pleasant surprise.

I don't think that changing the bibs and cones men will make much difference.
If they were having a detrimental effect on the players it could make a huge difference.

If they were having a detrimental effect it is Lambert who should go too.

I suspect this is disciplinary.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 15, 2014, 03:51:32 PM
New owners slogan will be "Crap last four years. Bright future."
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Jon Crofts on April 15, 2014, 03:51:33 PM
I wonder what legal fees weve paid out since the spiteful one spat his dummy out?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: rob_bridge on April 15, 2014, 03:52:01 PM
This is a professional football club right?

Well people who work for it get paid.

Professional has a different meaning to this day and age.

We look like a bunch of amateurs and have done since August 2010, followed by September 2010, December 2010, March 2011 and a fair few other months of the subsequent seasons.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Tokyo Sexwhale on April 15, 2014, 03:52:45 PM
It's got to be disciplinary - they wouldn't be suspended just for being shit.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: rob_bridge on April 15, 2014, 03:53:16 PM
What's TBAR?

Ask Eastie
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Jon Crofts on April 15, 2014, 03:53:29 PM
New owners slogan will be "Crap last four years. Bright future."

Pol Pot would have those last 4 years erased, he's the kind we need in B6.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Perry Barr Pet on April 15, 2014, 03:54:23 PM
Weirdly having previously been dreading the game on saturday I'm actually looking forward to it. I'm living in the hope that a change of sorts will see a change of approach and we might get a pleasant surprise.

I don't think that changing the bibs and cones men will make much difference.
If they were having a detrimental effect on the players it could make a huge difference.

If they were having a detrimental effect it is Lambert who should go too.

I suspect this is disciplinary.

Maybe they were also having a detrimental effect on Lambert and other sections of the club and maybe Lambert was not averse to the decision.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: not3bad on April 15, 2014, 03:54:45 PM
Weirdly having previously been dreading the game on saturday I'm actually looking forward to it. I'm living in the hope that a change of sorts will see a change of approach and we might get a pleasant surprise.

I don't think that changing the bibs and cones men will make much difference.
If they were having a detrimental effect on the players it could make a huge difference.

If they were having a detrimental effect it is Lambert who should go too.

I suspect this is disciplinary.

It could easily be both, if the coaching staff were clashing with the players.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: SW9-VILLA on April 15, 2014, 03:54:51 PM
*Apparently* Gabby and Delph had a big falling out with Culverhouse before the Fulham game, quite possibly this is something to do with that? When will the truth out eh?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: mr underhill on April 15, 2014, 03:55:03 PM
what has Lambert actually been doing for the past two years though if its now come to this? Has the tail always been wagging the dog?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ads on April 15, 2014, 03:55:54 PM
They were clearing having an impact otherwise they wouldn't have been employed here. Just how big an impact will be interesting.

Something has clearly happened. We have been a mid-table side, playing poorly, for almost the entire season, then all of a suddon we collapse in the past four games?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: not3bad on April 15, 2014, 03:57:52 PM
There was something about the last few games which seemed to be beyond the usual Villa inconsistency.  Something not quite par for the course.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Louzie0 on April 15, 2014, 04:00:31 PM
Lambert has looked increasingly under pressure and not made subs early enough or the wrong ones...

The players have forgotten how to pass to each other under pressure.  Perhaps the pressure was from within.

If the pressure has been lifted by this change in personnel we should see the results on Saturday in everybody's demeanour.  Let's hope, with some more positive influences in charge of coaching, that the Villa win!

Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: SW9-VILLA on April 15, 2014, 04:03:04 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/aston-villa/10765882/Paul-Lambert-ready-to-rebuild-Aston-Villa-as-fan-unrest-grows.html
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Steve R on April 15, 2014, 04:04:47 PM
I reckon Lambert had a nightmare which featured a door with a plaque saying 'Stockport County FC Manager's Office' and panicked. No other explanation fits the facts.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 15, 2014, 04:05:25 PM
It will definitely be a disciplinary issue, but it could still help the teams performance.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: walsall villain on April 15, 2014, 04:06:35 PM
Telegraph version of events talks of a row between these two and Cowans a week back and the suspensions approved by Lambert.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: rob_bridge on April 15, 2014, 04:07:24 PM
It will definitely be a disciplinary issue, but it could still help the teams performance.

Well I doubt it can make things any worse.

We need 1 win from 9 games and we still have 5 chances left
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ads on April 15, 2014, 04:08:37 PM
I also don't see how it can make things any worse. Sid doing the training, surrounded by players who like and above all respect him, may just infect them with a renwed bounce and determination.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ads on April 15, 2014, 04:11:18 PM
Rumours are that it was Lambert who wanted them gone and ordered them off the training ground. Or more likely told them to "get ta' fuck".
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 15, 2014, 04:14:41 PM
Rumours are that it was Lambert who wanted them gone and ordered them off the training ground. Or more likely told them to "get ta' fuck".

Maybe they weren't implimenting what he wanted and that's why we've been so bad.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 15, 2014, 04:15:41 PM
Rumours are that it was Lambert who wanted them gone and ordered them off the training ground. Or more likely told them to "get ta' fuck".

There are of course also rumours that Lerner has gone over Lambert's head. I think the supplementary rumours are people of either side passing off wishful thinking as gossip.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: curiousorange on April 15, 2014, 04:21:09 PM
I get the thing with Culverhouse - from the rumours, he may have previous for being a hothead - but Karsa as well? Just because they're both coaches, they're not joined at the hip. You will most likely find that the relationship between them and Lambert has broken down to the extent that it's irreparable. I would assume the players have not been keen on their coaching methods for some time, hence the chronic drop-off in form, but it has taken the previous four results for Lambert to make his mind up that they're not doing enough. I would say there has been a point at which Lambert and his coaches have disagreed so much that he has forced their hand to either support him or undermine him, and they could no longer pledge their support.

I've always felt that Lambert, a young-ish manager, needed a proper footballing brain on his staff. Who knows, maybe Sid can be that man? But I would be cautious with the optimism based on the fact Lambert should always have been calling the shots tactically anyway, so those hoping for a Donacien/Carruthers/Helenius spine against Southampton will probably be disappointed.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 15, 2014, 04:21:48 PM
the annihilation on talksport by Villa fans ;)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chris Smith on April 15, 2014, 04:24:17 PM
Rumours are that it was Lambert who wanted them gone and ordered them off the training ground. Or more likely told them to "get ta' fuck".

There are of course also rumours that Lerner has gone over Lambert's head. I think the supplementary rumours are people of either side passing off wishful thinking as gossip.

While you are right that it is mostly conjecture and people trying to form theories with little in the way of hard facts to support them, I do think that Lambert publicly welcoming Sid and Given does not sot back up the suggestion that it was done over his head.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Virgil Caine on April 15, 2014, 04:26:06 PM
I am not so sure about Sid, I really want him to succeed but on the other hand I would not want his reputation to be tarnished if things do not work out. I would have preferred Gary McAllister to have been contracted until the end of the season, I posted on here months ago that the root of Villa problems was the lack of Premiership level coaching. For me this is a day to rejoice as Culverhouse was, I believe, completely out of his depth. I reckon we will run riot on Saturday and rip Southampton apart.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Dr Butler on April 15, 2014, 04:30:47 PM
Rumours are that it was Lambert who wanted them gone and ordered them off the training ground. Or more likely told them to "get ta' fuck".

made me larf....UTV


Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ads on April 15, 2014, 04:31:46 PM
It must a bit awkward working with the borther of the girl you used to be married to.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 15, 2014, 04:33:50 PM
Rumours are that it was Lambert who wanted them gone and ordered them off the training ground. Or more likely told them to "get ta' fuck".

There are of course also rumours that Lerner has gone over Lambert's head. I think the supplementary rumours are people of either side passing off wishful thinking as gossip.

While you are right that it is mostly conjecture and people trying to form theories with little in the way of hard facts to support them, I do think that Lambert publicly welcoming Sid and Given does not sot back up the suggestion that it was done over his head.

The "delighted" line doesn't sound very convincing. I can imagine Faulkner writing that.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: curiousorange on April 15, 2014, 04:34:20 PM
I do think that Lambert was in support of the decision rather than it happening over his head though. Were it not, he'd have walked out too and started legal proceedings for constructive dismissal.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ads on April 15, 2014, 04:36:00 PM
Rumours are that it was Lambert who wanted them gone and ordered them off the training ground. Or more likely told them to "get ta' fuck".

There are of course also rumours that Lerner has gone over Lambert's head. I think the supplementary rumours are people of either side passing off wishful thinking as gossip.

While you are right that it is mostly conjecture and people trying to form theories with little in the way of hard facts to support them, I do think that Lambert publicly welcoming Sid and Given does not sot back up the suggestion that it was done over his head.

The "delighted" line doesn't sound very convincing. I can imagine Faulkner writing that.

Maybe, although I doubt Lambert would let comments be attributed to him he did not make.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on April 15, 2014, 04:39:00 PM
Collymore on TS now
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chris Smith on April 15, 2014, 04:39:24 PM
I am not so sure about Sid, I really want him to succeed but on the other hand I would not want his reputation to be tarnished if things do not work out.

Know what you mean but for a handful of games I think that is unlikely to happen.

Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chris Smith on April 15, 2014, 04:41:59 PM
Rumours are that it was Lambert who wanted them gone and ordered them off the training ground. Or more likely told them to "get ta' fuck".

There are of course also rumours that Lerner has gone over Lambert's head. I think the supplementary rumours are people of either side passing off wishful thinking as gossip.

While you are right that it is mostly conjecture and people trying to form theories with little in the way of hard facts to support them, I do think that Lambert publicly welcoming Sid and Given does not sot back up the suggestion that it was done over his head.

The "delighted" line doesn't sound very convincing. I can imagine Faulkner writing that.

Maybe, although I doubt Lambert would let comments be attributed to him he did not make.

Similarly I couldn't see the club allowing it to be published if it did not reflect his position, given the potential for a MON type situation in the future.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 04:45:03 PM
Lambert saying he was delighted with their appointment is akin to the archetypal Tory MP who has been caught with a rent boy by the Sunday Sun.  Then appearing at the front farmgate of his multi million pound Kent mansion holding hands with his wife and commending her on her strength of fortitude and how they are both delighted to be staying together and working on rebuildng their trust for each other and how she has forgiven his 'error of judgment'.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: villasjf on April 15, 2014, 04:46:40 PM
Rumours are that it was Lambert who wanted them gone and ordered them off the training ground. Or more likely told them to "get ta' fuck".

There are of course also rumours that Lerner has gone over Lambert's head. I think the supplementary rumours are people of either side passing off wishful thinking as gossip.

While you are right that it is mostly conjecture and people trying to form theories with little in the way of hard facts to support them, I do think that Lambert publicly welcoming Sid and Given does not sot back up the suggestion that it was done over his head.

The "delighted" line doesn't sound very convincing. I can imagine Faulkner writing that.

Maybe, although I doubt Lambert would let comments be attributed to him he did not make.
Yes he would mumble We Go Again
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: SW9-VILLA on April 15, 2014, 04:46:49 PM
Collymore on TS now

What's he saying? Can't listen because their stream is absolute pony and won't work.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Damo70 on April 15, 2014, 04:47:43 PM
Pete Colley from the training ground on SSN reckons the players are happy with the changes along with (unsurprisingly) Cowans and Given but also Lambert. This does appear to have Lambert's full support and it seems one of the few certainties in all of this is that it has the players support.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: IAmTheOneIanOlney on April 15, 2014, 04:48:12 PM
I get the thing with Culverhouse - from the rumours, he may have previous for being a hothead - but Karsa as well? Just because they're both coaches, they're not joined at the hip. You will most likely find that the relationship between them and Lambert has broken down to the extent that it's irreparable. I would assume the players have not been keen on their coaching methods for some time, hence the chronic drop-off in form, but it has taken the previous four results for Lambert to make his mind up that they're not doing enough. I would say there has been a point at which Lambert and his coaches have disagreed so much that he has forced their hand to either support him or undermine him, and they could no longer pledge their support.



Would that lead to a suspension, though? That suggests punishment for wrongdoing, not just a difference of opinion.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 15, 2014, 04:49:25 PM
Rumours are that it was Lambert who wanted them gone and ordered them off the training ground. Or more likely told them to "get ta' fuck".

There are of course also rumours that Lerner has gone over Lambert's head. I think the supplementary rumours are people of either side passing off wishful thinking as gossip.

While you are right that it is mostly conjecture and people trying to form theories with little in the way of hard facts to support them, I do think that Lambert publicly welcoming Sid and Given does not sot back up the suggestion that it was done over his head.

The "delighted" line doesn't sound very convincing. I can imagine Faulkner writing that.

Maybe, although I doubt Lambert would let comments be attributed to him he did not make.

Similarly I couldn't see the club allowing it to be published if it did not reflect his position, given the potential for a MON type situation in the future.

True, but it could be enforced by Lerner and agreed to by Lambert, rather than a decision taken solely by Lambert. Then of course Lambert would release a statement saying that he was delighted - what else would he say?

It does seem very odd for Lambert to turn on the staff who've been almost extensions of himself since Colchester.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on April 15, 2014, 04:51:03 PM
Collymore on TS now

What's he saying? Can't listen because their stream is absolute pony and won't work.
Nothing much really, reckons we will just scrape through this season.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 15, 2014, 04:54:10 PM
I do think that Lambert was in support of the decision rather than it happening over his head though. Were it not, he'd have walked out too and started legal proceedings for constructive dismissal.

Very true, 'over his head' seems extremely unlikely. However, it could be that he was given the choice of sacking the coaches or being sacked along with them, in which case his careerism would seem to have prevailed over his relationships with the two suspendees. Or they could have had a big meeting where it was made clear that the players hated the coaches, at which point Lambert agreed with Faulkner that they should go.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: curiousorange on April 15, 2014, 04:54:43 PM
I get the thing with Culverhouse - from the rumours, he may have previous for being a hothead - but Karsa as well? Just because they're both coaches, they're not joined at the hip. You will most likely find that the relationship between them and Lambert has broken down to the extent that it's irreparable. I would assume the players have not been keen on their coaching methods for some time, hence the chronic drop-off in form, but it has taken the previous four results for Lambert to make his mind up that they're not doing enough. I would say there has been a point at which Lambert and his coaches have disagreed so much that he has forced their hand to either support him or undermine him, and they could no longer pledge their support.



Would that lead to a suspension, though? That suggests punishment for wrongdoing, not just a difference of opinion.

If their relationship was untenable, the board would back the manager every time.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: villasjf on April 15, 2014, 04:54:57 PM
I am not so sure about Sid, I really want him to succeed but on the other hand I would not want his reputation to be tarnished if things do not work out. I would have preferred Gary McAllister to have been contracted until the end of the season, I posted on here months ago that the root of Villa problems was the lack of Premiership level coaching. For me this is a day to rejoice as Culverhouse was, I believe, completely out of his depth. I reckon we will run riot on Saturday and rip Southampton apart.
I really hope you are right about Saturday.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 15, 2014, 05:02:13 PM
Rumours are that it was Lambert who wanted them gone and ordered them off the training ground. Or more likely told them to "get ta' fuck".

There are of course also rumours that Lerner has gone over Lambert's head. I think the supplementary rumours are people of either side passing off wishful thinking as gossip.

While you are right that it is mostly conjecture and people trying to form theories with little in the way of hard facts to support them, I do think that Lambert publicly welcoming Sid and Given does not sot back up the suggestion that it was done over his head.

I wouldn't read too much into it, Chris. My guess if the Press Officer put together the damage limiting quotes from Lambert, Sid and Given and asked them if they agree before rushing out the release. The fact is none of the three are in a position to disagree unless they want to walk.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: manic-road on April 15, 2014, 05:06:45 PM
Collymore on TS now

What's he saying? Can't listen because their stream is absolute pony and won't work.
Nothing much really, reckons we will just scrape through this season.

He said we should be buying proven Premiership quality payers and not cheap gambles.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Villan For Life on April 15, 2014, 05:09:27 PM
Fair play to Given. He's been a model pro throughout the last couple of seasons and hasn't criticised the club. I admire him for stepping up when asked. There are plenty that wouldn't.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: nick harper on April 15, 2014, 05:18:50 PM
Those rumours from a few pages ago of Delph and Gabby being left out of the Fulham games because of a fall out with Culverhouse is shocking if true.

That was a game we had to play our stongest side. Can't imagine the fallout if we end up going down because of the three points we gave them.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: John Mitchell on April 15, 2014, 05:21:18 PM
If true I think this would definitely justify a suspension - putting personal disagreements before the good of the Club.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: curiousorange on April 15, 2014, 05:25:23 PM
If true I think this would definitely justify a suspension - putting personal disagreements before the good of the Club.

I don't think it can be, because it suggests Lambert would place his coaches' feelings over the good of the club and thereby go against the reason he's employed. If his coaches are suspended because they forced him to leave players out, Faulkner and Lerner would have junked Lambert at the same time.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on April 15, 2014, 05:25:27 PM
I think we need to  accept that Lambert has made this decision. He is professional enough to see the wood from trees and do his job.  He is the Manager and if anyone else makes a decision over his head  and keeps him in charge than thats unprofessional madness and unworkable. It's also constructive dismissal if Lamert was to walk out over that.  So he has made a decision and we should support that.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 15, 2014, 05:30:34 PM
It will be interesting to see how "free" our football is at the weekend. Maybe this will be the stress relief valve we've been looking for and it will be reflected in our play.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on April 15, 2014, 05:31:02 PM
Those rumours from a few pages ago of Delph and Gabby being left out of the Fulham games because of a fall out with Culverhouse is shocking if true.
Not shocking at all. Culverhouse probably relayed the bust up to Lambert and at that time Lambert supported his Management team by leaving out both players. Post that further information (prob) came to light  and Lambert has taken a different decision. If two players were left out in a key game because of wrong information from Karsa and Culverhouse than suspension followed by dismissal is the right path.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Louzie0 on April 15, 2014, 05:36:50 PM
The timing is interesting, though. The fall-outs have been bandied about for more than a week, so for 2 key senior members of staff to be suspended pending an investigation sounds more like other allegations have been made that we don't know about. They have to be very serious for this action to be taken.

I am hoping, like Brian Green said earlier on here that this has nothing to do with the wider problem of corruption affecting betting on matches and it would be a relief if it came down to personalities, in that context.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: chrisw1 on April 15, 2014, 05:41:55 PM
What's TBAR?

Ask Eastie

F*cking hell, I don't mind "ITK's" and don't knock them all as attention seekers like some people seem to.  But this 'Admin' fella on TBAR has as his avatar a picture of God (morgan freeman in Bruce almighty).  Would it be possible to be any more up your own arse?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: OCD on April 15, 2014, 05:46:17 PM
The timing is interesting, though. The fall-outs have been bandied about for more than a week, so for 2 key senior members of staff to be suspended pending an investigation sounds more like other allegations have been made that we don't know about. They have to be very serious for this action to be taken.

I am hoping, like Brian Green said earlier on here that this has nothing to do with the wider problem of corruption affecting betting on matches and it would be a relief if it came down to personalities, in that context.

Even the suggestion is dangerous.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: DangerousBri on April 15, 2014, 05:49:04 PM
What a mess this whole thing is, but i do think its the start of a rebuild & i do think this could be a tactic of hopefully Lambert will walk because we all know he has this ego and thinks he is right etc and with all the stories coming out the club of 'bullying' etc i really think it could be a way to try get him to walk so we dont need to pay componsation.

Also if the rumours about Gabby and Delph are true its a disgrace and fair play to both Gabby and Delph for sticking up for Sid. Also if the rumours are true about Marc Albrighton being sent home alone are true then all 3 of them deserve to go.

I am looking forward to sat now and best of luck to Sid and Shay with their new roles.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: nick harper on April 15, 2014, 05:49:23 PM
Those rumours from a few pages ago of Delph and Gabby being left out of the Fulham games because of a fall out with Culverhouse is shocking if true.
Not shocking at all. Culverhouse probably relayed the bust up to Lambert and at that time Lambert supported his Management team by leaving out both players. Post that further information (prob) came to light  and Lambert has taken a different decision. If two players were left out in a key game because of wrong information from Karsa and Culverhouse than suspension followed by dismissal is the right path.

Not shocking in terms of the process you have suggested. More the fact we may reflect on those three points thrown away at the end of the season due to off field issues.

Lambert ended up sending out what must have been a demoralised group without two key players. Even a point and we'd be pretty much safe.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Archie on April 15, 2014, 05:51:22 PM
It is a  good thing to hear  that two assistants of Mr Wegoagain  have been suspended. Infact, in Italy we say that there is not two without three. . .  ;)
Fingers crossed, then. . .
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: hilts_coolerking on April 15, 2014, 05:52:07 PM
New owners slogan will be "Crap last four years. Bright future."

Pol Pot would have those last 4 years erased, he's the kind we need in B6.
I'd love to see P. Pot painted on the tarmac in the car park.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ads on April 15, 2014, 05:52:46 PM
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that this is Lambert's decision.

There is no way he would allow himself to be undermined by Faulkner coming in and suspending them without his agreement. His cryptic comments on the weekend and the rumours about strife at BMH previously seems to add up with the total loss of form in the past four games.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Jon Crofts on April 15, 2014, 05:53:29 PM
What's TBAR?

Ask Eastie

F*cking hell, I don't mind "ITK's" and don't knock them all as attention seekers like some people seem to.  But this 'Admin' fella on TBAR has as his avatar a picture of God (morgan freeman in Bruce almighty).  Would it be possible to be any more up your own arse?

All seeing Admin.  Apparently Admin does not engage in chat nor does Admin respond to post.  Twat.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: chrisw1 on April 15, 2014, 05:57:04 PM
What's TBAR?

Ask Eastie

F*cking hell, I don't mind "ITK's" and don't knock them all as attention seekers like some people seem to.  But this 'Admin' fella on TBAR has as his avatar a picture of God (morgan freeman in Bruce almighty).  Would it be possible to be any more up your own arse?

All seeing Admin.  Apparently Admin does not engage in chat nor does Admin respond to post.  Twat.

It's unbelievable.  I thought the forum was ok until I saw that.  Then nearly threw up.  I quite like the different sites (VT etc) and have no agenda, but bloody hell....
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Brian Taylor on April 15, 2014, 05:58:37 PM
Looking for scapegoats,,what did they do and/or what did they say?  I can guess the latter.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: eamonn on April 15, 2014, 05:59:46 PM
Didn't Delph stick-up for Sid when fatty Dunne and Collins went all rambunctious in '11 (might be imagining that) ?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on April 15, 2014, 06:02:03 PM
Whatever's happened we'll probably never know fully.
I just hope the change has a positive effect on the players and we can get those 3 or 4 points we need to see us through this season, then think again. With or without Lambert.
Sid is a Villa legend, but that doesn't make him an automatic successful influence. I'd love it if it works, but if it doesn't I'd hate to see fans on his back because he hasn't come up to their expectations.
UTV!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: aj2k77 on April 15, 2014, 06:12:19 PM
Charles Nzogbia promoted to DoF ?

Director of Fuckall?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Mister E on April 15, 2014, 06:14:02 PM
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that this is Lambert's decision.

There is no way he would allow himself to be undermined by Faulkner coming in and suspending them without his agreement. His cryptic comments on the weekend and the rumours about strife at BMH previously seems to add up with the total loss of form in the past four games.
The interesting bit is that previously Lambert and Culverhouse have been a double act - you don't get one without the other; not sure how close Karsa is with the other two.
If Lambert has genuinely agreed the suspension, then something very, very heavy has happened to convince Lambert to back it.

Perhaps in relation to the Delph, Gabby debacles, some serious deception has taken place to undermine Lamber's loyalty to his mates; otherwise, why has he not walked out on a "constructive dismissal" charge?

Let's hope - as MLF said earlier - this signals a positive 'bounce' on Saturday.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: aj2k77 on April 15, 2014, 06:16:21 PM
A ignominious end to a shambles of a few weeks.



Shambles of 4 years more like. Next manager and coaching team..... please don't go for a punt or some hairbrain idea.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ron Manager on April 15, 2014, 06:17:22 PM
I believe that Shay will be a big success in this role. Ive met him twice . He seemed quite intelligent and a good talker.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 15, 2014, 06:19:22 PM
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that this is Lambert's decision.

There is no way he would allow himself to be undermined by Faulkner coming in and suspending them without his agreement. His cryptic comments on the weekend and the rumours about strife at BMH previously seems to add up with the total loss of form in the past four games.

Pete Colley has said that it's the club's decision and Lambert is fully on board with it. Which sounds to me like the situation is so obvious that Lambert and Lerner/Faulkner probably didn't argue much about it.

What worries me is that this isn't a footballing decision. Obviously it's had some impact on the players, but the tactics have still been utter balls for most of the season, and the way we play is half-baked and unimaginative. That issue remains unaddressed.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 15, 2014, 06:20:40 PM
I'm probably reading way too much into this, but the wording of the Telegraph article says that the suspensions have been "approved by Lambert", which suggests to me that he wasn't behind the decision. He may support it completely, but still. It pointedly doesn't say he sent them home.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 15, 2014, 06:22:41 PM
You'd think that if it were Lambert's decision then there would be more to hint at it. The club would be eager to display their support for his decisions.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: tomd2103 on April 15, 2014, 06:27:12 PM
I believe that Shay will be a big success in this role. Ive met him twice . He seemed quite intelligent and a good talker.

That may be the case, but I really can't see Paul Lambert welcoming Shay Given into his coaching team after freezing him out of his plans for the best part of two seasons.  That decision has surely come from above.

It does seem a little strange on the whole, as normally in these situations, it's the manager and his coaching staff that normally get suspended. 
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: RogerS on April 15, 2014, 06:31:20 PM
What's TBAR?

Ask Eastie

F*cking hell, I don't mind "ITK's" and don't knock them all as attention seekers like some people seem to.  But this 'Admin' fella on TBAR has as his avatar a picture of God (morgan freeman in Bruce almighty).  Would it be possible to be any more up your own arse?
I think it's tongue in cheek.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: RogerS on April 15, 2014, 06:33:39 PM
What's TBAR?

Ask Eastie

F*cking hell, I don't mind "ITK's" and don't knock them all as attention seekers like some people seem to.  But this 'Admin' fella on TBAR has as his avatar a picture of God (morgan freeman in Bruce almighty).  Would it be possible to be any more up your own arse?

All seeing Admin.  Apparently Admin does not engage in chat nor does Admin respond to post.  Twat.
I think you are missing the point, like a lot of other people on here.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: levico on April 15, 2014, 06:34:13 PM
What's TBAR?

Ask Eastie

F*cking hell, I don't mind "ITK's" and don't knock them all as attention seekers like some people seem to.  But this 'Admin' fella on TBAR has as his avatar a picture of God (morgan freeman in Bruce almighty).  Would it be possible to be any more up your own arse?

All seeing Admin.  Apparently Admin does not engage in chat nor does Admin respond to post.  Twat.

Maybe but it does seem that TBAR is the place to go for breaking news.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 15, 2014, 06:35:21 PM
I believe that Shay will be a big success in this role. Ive met him twice . He seemed quite intelligent and a good talker.

That may be the case, but I really can't see Paul Lambert welcoming Shay Given into his coaching team after freezing him out of his plans for the best part of two seasons.  That decision has surely come from above.

It does seem a little strange on the whole, as normally in these situations, it's the manager and his coaching staff that noirmally get suspended. 

Maybe they get on fine despite Given not being in the squad? It does happen.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Tokyo Sexwhale on April 15, 2014, 06:38:18 PM
New owners slogan will be "Crap last four years. Bright future."


Pol Pot would have those last 4 years erased, he's the kind we need in B6.
I'd love to see P. Pot painted on the tarmac in the car park.

As long as it's not P. Pannu
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: RogerS on April 15, 2014, 06:38:42 PM
What's TBAR?

Ask Eastie

F*cking hell, I don't mind "ITK's" and don't knock them all as attention seekers like some people seem to.  But this 'Admin' fella on TBAR has as his avatar a picture of God (morgan freeman in Bruce almighty).  Would it be possible to be any more up your own arse?

All seeing Admin.  Apparently Admin does not engage in chat nor does Admin respond to post.  Twat.

Maybe but it does seem that TBAR is the place to go for breaking news.
It does seem that way, Dave used to get to know things but he must be out in the cold.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 15, 2014, 06:40:44 PM
Indeed. The place to go for all biscuit related news.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: RogerS on April 15, 2014, 06:42:46 PM
Indeed. The place to go for all biscuit related news.
Well they beat H&V to the punch.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 15, 2014, 06:43:58 PM
Indeed. The place to go for all biscuit related news.
Well they beat H&V to the punch.

Punch and biscuits? Party central.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Stu on April 15, 2014, 06:44:09 PM
All this doesn't fill me with confidence at all. It looks to me like we're a bit of a basketcase.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 15, 2014, 06:44:48 PM
Never know it might give us a lift, as people have said we can't get much worse.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: RogerS on April 15, 2014, 06:45:42 PM
Indeed. The place to go for all biscuit related news.
Well they beat H&V to the punch.

Punch and biscuits? Party central.
You sound a bit on the jealous side, is that what's up?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 15, 2014, 06:45:45 PM
What's TBAR?

Ask Eastie

F*cking hell, I don't mind "ITK's" and don't knock them all as attention seekers like some people seem to.  But this 'Admin' fella on TBAR has as his avatar a picture of God (morgan freeman in Bruce almighty).  Would it be possible to be any more up your own arse?

All seeing Admin.  Apparently Admin does not engage in chat nor does Admin respond to post.  Twat.

Maybe but it does seem that TBAR is the place to go for breaking news.
It does seem that way, Dave used to get to know things but he must be out in the cold.

Obviously. And yet so many of them on there spend so much of their time talking about him. Strange indeed are the ways of the world.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ads on April 15, 2014, 06:45:54 PM
You mean they looked on Twitte first.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 15, 2014, 06:46:00 PM
Christmas lunch will be interesting with the Lambert family and the Karsa's ;)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 15, 2014, 06:46:35 PM
Indeed. The place to go for all biscuit related news.
Well they beat H&V to the punch.

Punch and biscuits? Party central.
You sound a bit on the jealous side, is that what's up?

Not at all Goldie.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Richard E on April 15, 2014, 06:46:56 PM
Never know it might give us a lift, as people have said we can't get much worse.

Certainly it should galvanise the squad if nothing else. I think we'll get something out of Saturday's game, by law of averages at the very least.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 15, 2014, 06:48:33 PM
Indeed. The place to go for all biscuit related news.
Well they beat H&V to the punch.

Punch and biscuits? Party central.
You sound a bit on the jealous side, is that what's up?

Not at all Goldie.

Rumbled
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ron Manager on April 15, 2014, 06:49:14 PM
Something had to be done. It's been done. Its positive news for us to digest....at last!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: RogerS on April 15, 2014, 06:50:56 PM
What's TBAR?

Ask Eastie

F*cking hell, I don't mind "ITK's" and don't knock them all as attention seekers like some people seem to.  But this 'Admin' fella on TBAR has as his avatar a picture of God (morgan freeman in Bruce almighty).  Would it be possible to be any more up your own arse?

All seeing Admin.  Apparently Admin does not engage in chat nor does Admin respond to post.  Twat.

Maybe but it does seem that TBAR is the place to go for breaking news.
It does seem that way, Dave used to get to know things but he must be out in the cold.

Obviously. And yet so many of them on there spend so much of their time talking about him. Strange indeed are the ways of the world.
Where are they doing that? Are you just upset because after all your sucking up to your mate Paul he left you in the dark? Have you tried phoning him? I believe you told everyone you had his number and could call him any time?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Legion on April 15, 2014, 06:55:53 PM
Are you just here to cause trouble Roger after quite a long absence? I see you've removed me from your FB page when I have done nothing to you. Shame that, as I used to have a lot of respect for you.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 06:55:58 PM
Apparently they have gone for 'persistent under performance'.  That has to be a first in a football club and fair play if true.  Now the man who appointed them needs to leave as well.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: tomd2103 on April 15, 2014, 06:56:06 PM
I believe that Shay will be a big success in this role. Ive met him twice . He seemed quite intelligent and a good talker.

That may be the case, but I really can't see Paul Lambert welcoming Shay Given into his coaching team after freezing him out of his plans for the best part of two seasons.  That decision has surely come from above.

It does seem a little strange on the whole, as normally in these situations, it's the manager and his coaching staff that noirmally get suspended. 

Maybe they get on fine despite Given not being in the squad? It does happen.

Maybe it does and maybe Given has a different outlook, but in most cases you hear of players being frozen out, they tend to take it quite personally. 
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 15, 2014, 06:56:45 PM
What's TBAR?

Ask Eastie

F*cking hell, I don't mind "ITK's" and don't knock them all as attention seekers like some people seem to.  But this 'Admin' fella on TBAR has as his avatar a picture of God (morgan freeman in Bruce almighty).  Would it be possible to be any more up your own arse?

All seeing Admin.  Apparently Admin does not engage in chat nor does Admin respond to post.  Twat.

Maybe but it does seem that TBAR is the place to go for breaking news.
It does seem that way, Dave used to get to know things but he must be out in the cold.

Obviously. And yet so many of them on there spend so much of their time talking about him. Strange indeed are the ways of the world.
Where are they doing that? Are you just upset because after all your sucking up to your mate Paul he left you in the dark? Have you tried phoning him? I believe you told everyone you had his number and could call him any time?

You really shouldn't believe all you hear. Particularly bearing in mind who you're hearing it from.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 06:57:48 PM
Please cut out the s stirring or this thread will be locked.  I have always wanted to say that :-)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: cheltenhamlion on April 15, 2014, 07:00:30 PM
Persistent under performance? Suspended? Nah.

And can we stop all the bickering. This is the most exciting news in months and I am buggered if I know what on earth is going on!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: john2710 on April 15, 2014, 07:03:59 PM
If they were looking for scapegoats to protect Lambert's position, they'd have sacked them.

The decision to suspend them would have been made by the club's HR, Lambert must have agreed with this, even if it was unwillingly. We now have a clear line where the club / Lambert can point to say things were shit beforehand because...... even if the suspensions are of a disciplinary nature that have nothing to do with what goes on in matches or training.



Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 07:06:21 PM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/aston-villa-assure-paul-lambert-3417095

this just in.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: class_of_82 on April 15, 2014, 07:06:35 PM
maybe they have been suspended because of illegal betting patterns like how many villa players do not run into to space or can stay in there own half when we are on the attack
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: mr woo on April 15, 2014, 07:07:16 PM
I'm guessing the drop in form and recent fans reaction has backed the Board into a corner and they simply had to be seen to be doing something to arrest the slide. Obviously they are more worried about our chances of being relegated than they've let on. To sit back and do nothing would be unforgiveable - and they know it.

What strikes me as odd (taking the accepted version of events leading upto this-there was an argument over selection) is that five members of staff can have a falling out and they can be treated so differently. The two players are punished by omission, two of the coaches are suspended, yet a third gets a promotion!
Something doesn't sit right and there's more to this than meets the eye.

I have to say, while Sid is a hero, great player and comes across as smashing bloke when I've spoken to him, his coaching credentials are limited and I hope he doesn't end up being our 'Shearer'. I also hope Shays 20 odd years behind a back four has granted him a good idea of how to get them organised.

Putting those doubts aside, I have to say I welcome the news, and I'm feeling a lot more positive about Saturdays game. In fact, I've got a sneaky suspicion this could, provided the players respond, be the most impressive, shackles-off performance since the 3-0 over West Ham just after MON buggered off.


COME ON VILLA!!!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 15, 2014, 07:09:49 PM
Apparently they have gone for 'persistent under performance'.  That has to be a first in a football club and fair play if true.  Now the man who appointed them needs to leave as well.

Where did that come from?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: richard moore on April 15, 2014, 07:11:34 PM
Please cut out the s stirring or this thread will be locked.  I have always wanted to say that :-)

Can I second that. It's a great shame to see people arguing on here and is most unedifying
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: mr woo on April 15, 2014, 07:11:56 PM
Christmas lunch will be interesting with the Lambert family and the Karsa's ;)

Aren't Mr and Mrs Lambert divorced/separated now?

Perhaps the relationship between Karsa and Lambert has soured?


Edited on Ciggienbeers advice - thanks mate.


Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Rigadon on April 15, 2014, 07:14:58 PM
Sorry but that's not something you suspended employees for.  Are they testing what lambert actually brings to the table before sacking them?  Bizarre.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on April 15, 2014, 07:15:06 PM

Edit:Aye no worries.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 07:25:51 PM
Apparently they have gone for 'persistent under performance'.  That has to be a first in a football club and fair play if true.  Now the man who appointed them needs to leave as well.

Where did that come from?

I didn't get the quote quite right but it is in that Mirror article above.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Leighton on April 15, 2014, 07:26:44 PM
Glen Peen. Sexually. Brilliant.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Leighton on April 15, 2014, 07:27:38 PM
In reference to his Allo Allo poem obviously.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 07:27:49 PM
If it was any normal company because I am regularly involved in these type of things, if they thought they were under performing and had them on performance improvement plans and they hadnt improved, they would be now into the capability procedure.  Meaning they go through the stages to dismissal.  During this process, if their staying would be seen as a direct threat to the business, then they would be suspended pending completion of the process.  But that is in a normal company - this is football.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on April 15, 2014, 07:29:07 PM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/aston-villa-assure-paul-lambert-3417095

this just in.
I would hazard a guess that this is absolute twaddle from Nursey. ITV have picked up on the notion of us having our first decent training session in months too, their "sources" credited with discovering this...on the Mirrors website probably.

Still when I'm at the library I head to the fantasy section first. Right past the books, at the stand where the newspapers are.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: MarkM on April 15, 2014, 07:30:22 PM
In the real world you would suspend an employee pending the outcome of a disciplinary hearing.

Suspension is usually reserved for cases of gross misconduct where whatever they have done is worthy of dismissal but you need to have a hearing to find out the details, and it is so bad that you cannot keep them on the premesis.

So as they were suspended it should be due to gross misconduct.

if it is to do with there performance then it would be a capability issue and suspension is not really appropriate.

but this is football and Villa so anything is possible
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 07:32:54 PM
Totally randomly I am lightening the mood.

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Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: murfee on April 15, 2014, 07:38:49 PM
What's TBAR?

Ask Eastie

F*cking hell, I don't mind "ITK's" and don't knock them all as attention seekers like some people seem to.  But this 'Admin' fella on TBAR has as his avatar a picture of God (morgan freeman in Bruce almighty).  Would it be possible to be any more up your own arse?

All seeing Admin.  Apparently Admin does not engage in chat nor does Admin respond to post.  Twat.

Maybe but it does seem that TBAR is the place to go for breaking news.
It does seem that way, Dave used to get to know things but he must be out in the cold.

Obviously. And yet so many of them on there spend so much of their time talking about him. Strange indeed are the ways of the world.
Where are they doing that? Are you just upset because after all your sucking up to your mate Paul he left you in the dark? Have you tried phoning him? I believe you told everyone you had his number and could call him any time?
Why post on here then?? Just to stir shit up? 
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: comebacksid on April 15, 2014, 07:40:20 PM
Aren't Lambert and Gary Karsa related in some way?

Brother in Law

So are we to assume Lambert went into the Fulham game without Gabby and Delph by choice ..FFS.Talk about shooting yourself in the foot..

Noticed Luna tweeted nice day in Birmingham soon after the news came out , could be nothing but had herd he took alot of abuse from the side lines from Culverhouse.

Well if he did that he is a fucking idiot. He may not have like dissent but close enough to the end of the season to deal with it then.

Lambert's gone.

I suspect that based on 4 years of failures the board may try a proper DoF / coach combo come next month.
Something has turned with Gabby in the last couple of months too. Obviously his erratic form is one thing we're all used to. But the effort hasn't quite been there either in recent games. Whether that's because he's been growing frustrated with the coaching, who knows? He looks a frustrated player at the moment.
Delph was also poor against Palace, possibly as poor as he's been this season for us. Given how clueless we looked going forward, it's no wonder he cut a frustrated figure during the game.
Agree completely on Gabby. As the senior player with over 300 appearances, he should've stepped up, taken responsibilty and lead by example, but he's done  nothing near. We all know the coaching has been suspect throughout this season and maybe now Sid will make the differecne. Sid's back! Yaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 07:44:20 PM
News just in.  John Carew being bought in as 'Relaxation Therapy' Coach whatever that is.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 15, 2014, 07:45:17 PM
News just in.  John Carew being bought in as 'Relaxation Therapy' Coach whatever that is.

Shares in the Rocket Club just went up.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 15, 2014, 07:46:24 PM
I've been painting doors (not a euphemism) all day, so had missed all this.

Have just worked through the 19 pages. A very amusing read at times.

Obviously, Lambert referring to "things going on behind the scenes" the other day was talking about this, and it is hard to see how he could still be here if his coaching team had just been binned without agreement, so he must be on-board with the decision.

A couple of things I don't  understand, though.

One is why, if it is true that Gabby and Delph were dropped for Fulham after standing up for Sid, did Lambert agree with that move being made, only to now support them getting the tin tack a week and a bit later?

The other is, if the problem is the way Karsa and Culverhouse treat other staff, how often does Lambert actually go to training for him not to have noticed and done something about this before?

I don't know what to think about this. On the one side, I am happy that something might now change. On the other, I find myself thinking what kind of an utter shambles must the club be at the moment to have to do something like this, whilst in this threatened position?

Oh, and Shay Given goes from being in the Bomb Squad to being on the coaching staff in one day. How nuts is that?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 15, 2014, 07:48:24 PM
Where are they doing that? Are you just upset because after all your sucking up to your mate Paul he left you in the dark? Have you tried phoning him? I believe you told everyone you had his number and could call him any time?

I don't get it, if you're all so amazingly happy over there, how come you spend half your time bleating on about this place and the other half here, telling us how happy you are over there?

I don't understand, if you've found somewhere you prefer to be, why don't you just go and be there, and get on with doing whatever it is that you want to do rather than coming back here and acting like a total arse?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Lizz on April 15, 2014, 07:48:24 PM
Just catching up on all this. Some random observations.

182 members on TBAR.

Not into Twitter, know someone who relies on Twitter as their sole source of news.

Does Twitter based journalism include research, is it plagiarism dressed up as research or combination of the 2?

I'm seriously trying to decide if I'm missing out on something.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Legion on April 15, 2014, 07:50:29 PM
Tw*tter rumours are 99.99% made-up b*ll*cks.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: damon loves JT on April 15, 2014, 07:52:01 PM
I can now say, without being disloyal, that I fucking hate Ian Culverhouse. What a loathsome shithouse.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Legion on April 15, 2014, 07:52:23 PM
Where are they doing that? Are you just upset because after all your sucking up to your mate Paul he left you in the dark? Have you tried phoning him? I believe you told everyone you had his number and could call him any time?

I don't get it, if you're all so amazingly happy over there, how come you spend half your time bleating on about this place and the other half here, telling us how happy you are over there?

I don't understand, if you've found somewhere you prefer to be, why don't you just go and be there, and get on with doing whatever it is that you want to do rather than coming back here and acting like a total arse?

Where? Plenty of derogatory remarks on that forum from ex-councillors masquerading as failed Roman Emperors.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on April 15, 2014, 07:53:32 PM
Tw*tter rumours are 99.99% made-up b*ll*cks.

#somemightbetrue

;)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 15, 2014, 07:53:58 PM
I can now say, without being disloyal, that I fucking hate Ian Culverhouse. What a loathsome shithouse.

Also, see that IC on his training top there:

(http://i4.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article177842.ece/alternates/s615/ian-culverhouse-262963745.jpg)

Doesn't actually stand for "Ian Culverhouse", stands for "Immense c***".

Just a coincidence also his initials.

Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: brian green on April 15, 2014, 07:54:42 PM
Now Shay is a coach perhaps Brad will be allowed to stop bladdering the ball upfield.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: adrenachrome on April 15, 2014, 07:55:07 PM
I can now say, without being disloyal, that I fucking hate Ian Culverhouse. What a loathsome shithouse.

I think this is the one thing we can can all agree on unreservedly.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 15, 2014, 07:57:38 PM
I get a bit annoyed when people say "twitter is bollocks".

It's like saying "paper is bollocks" because Melanie Phillips has her vindictive sneering shit printed on it. Or "grass is fucking rubbish" because it's grass that Tonev runs around cluelessly on.

Twitter is the medium, it depends entirely on who is doing the tweeting.

If @avfcforever1982, 15 year old with 35 followers tweets something breaking news at Villa, I'll largely disregard it.
If Mat Kendrick tweets something about the same, I will attach much more faith in it because of who is saying it.

When people bang on about twitter, what they're actually doing is making an excuse for them failing to use their cognitive faculties and work out how much veracity they should attach to whatever is being said and who is saying it.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Exeter 77 on April 15, 2014, 07:59:15 PM
I can now say, without being disloyal, that I fucking hate Ian Culverhouse. What a loathsome shithouse.

That's how I felt about him as a player - not in the Dennis Wise or Colin Hendry league but pretty close.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 15, 2014, 07:59:30 PM
I'm going to join Twitter so as I can follow this avfcforever1982 fella. Sounds like he knows the score.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 15, 2014, 08:00:26 PM
I can now say, without being disloyal, that I fucking hate Ian Culverhouse. What a loathsome shithouse.

That's how I felt about him as a player - not in the Dennis Wise or Colin Hendry league but pretty close.

I wonder if any of us liked him? Always struck me as a bit of a twat if i'm honest.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Legion on April 15, 2014, 08:00:42 PM
Point taken, paulie. I'll freely admit that I don't really understand how it works or see the point in it. I'll shut up now as I'm obviously out of my depth here. Apologies from an old(-ish) man.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Reuben on April 15, 2014, 08:01:36 PM
Performances may now improve now a problem has gone away -  but shouldn't players play for the interests of the club anyway rather than to make a point or a statement?  This seems to have been overlooked. 
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 15, 2014, 08:02:58 PM
Point taken, paulie. I'll freely admit that I don't really understand how it works or see the point in it. I'll shut up now as I'm obviously out of my depth here. Apologies from an old(-ish) man.

Sorry, Leeg, I hadn't even noticed you'd mentioned twitter, was just a reaction to reading the whole thread.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Legion on April 15, 2014, 08:06:07 PM
Thank you, but there's no need to apologise. My post still stands. I genuinely don't understand or 'get' Twitter. I am quite open-minded and happy to be put right about things.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chipsticks on April 15, 2014, 08:19:29 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 15, 2014, 08:24:23 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

The one thing I have with that is why would a footballer with plenty of spare cash catch a train? He could have bought a helicopter. Or a jet fighter. And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Steve R on April 15, 2014, 08:24:27 PM
The best thing about Twitter is that I once wrote a Perl script to post to it remotely. The sense of achievement was better than average.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chipsticks on April 15, 2014, 08:25:59 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

The one thing I have with that is why would a footballer with plenty of spare cash catch a train? He could have bought a helicopter. Or a jet fighter. And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.

I can't swear to it's credibility, just passing what I heard on. I do know that the bloke genuinely knows Bertrand well but for all I know it could be a case of Chinese whispers or what have you.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Lizz on April 15, 2014, 08:26:27 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

The one thing I have with that is why would a footballer with plenty of spare cash catch a train? He could have bought a helicopter. Or a jet fighter. And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.

Maybe he wore a disguise on the train.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chipsticks on April 15, 2014, 08:29:02 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

The one thing I have with that is why would a footballer with plenty of spare cash catch a train? He could have bought a helicopter. Or a jet fighter. And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.

Maybe he wore a disguise on the train.

Parrot costume.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 15, 2014, 08:29:23 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

The one thing I have with that is why would a footballer with plenty of spare cash catch a train? He could have bought a helicopter. Or a jet fighter. And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.

I can't swear to it's credibility, just passing what I heard on. I do know that the bloke genuinely knows Bertrand well but for all I know it could be a case of Chinese whispers or what have you.

I can fully believe all of it. Just the train bit seems a bit strange. I know if I was on that kind of money i'd have found a commoner  to piggyback me all the to Brum.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 15, 2014, 08:30:16 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

The one thing I have with that is why would a footballer with plenty of spare cash catch a train? He could have bought a helicopter. Or a jet fighter. And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.

Maybe he wore a disguise on the train.

Parrot costume.

Maybe a Groucho Marx disguise. All he'd need is the glasses and tache.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on April 15, 2014, 08:31:50 PM
The best thing about Twitter is that I once wrote a Perl script to post to it remotely. The sense of achievement was better than average.

I did a Ruby course a year ago. The basic tutorial was to build a twitter like product. It took 4 hours and opened my eyes up a fair bit :)

Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chris Smith on April 15, 2014, 08:33:46 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

The one thing I have with that is why would a footballer with plenty of spare cash catch a train? He could have bought a helicopter. Or a jet fighter. And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.

I can't swear to it's credibility, just passing what I heard on. I do know that the bloke genuinely knows Bertrand well but for all I know it could be a case of Chinese whispers or what have you.

I can fully believe all of it. Just the train bit seems a bit strange. I know if I was on that kind of money i'd have found a commoner  to piggyback me all the to Brum.

The problem I have with it is that I don't believe that a cosseted footballer would know how to catch a train without a grown up to look after him.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 15, 2014, 08:39:55 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

The one thing I have with that is why would a footballer with plenty of spare cash catch a train? He could have bought a helicopter. Or a jet fighter. And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.

Maybe he wore a disguise on the train.

(http://img2-1.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/101110/Trading-Places-Akroyd-Murphy_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chipsticks on April 15, 2014, 08:40:02 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

The one thing I have with that is why would a footballer with plenty of spare cash catch a train? He could have bought a helicopter. Or a jet fighter. And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.

Maybe he wore a disguise on the train.

Parrot costume.

Maybe a Groucho Marx disguise. All he'd need is the glasses and tache.

Always thought he could pull of a Plague Doctor mask.

(http://th03.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011/313/c/2/plague_doctor_by_schytelizard94-d4fnbdc.jpg)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: brian green on April 15, 2014, 08:41:34 PM
That door paint has got to you Paulie.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Louzie0 on April 15, 2014, 08:42:05 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

The one thing I have with that is why would a footballer with plenty of spare cash catch a train? He could have bought a helicopter. Or a jet fighter. And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.

I can't swear to it's credibility, just passing what I heard on. I do know that the bloke genuinely knows Bertrand well but for all I know it could be a case of Chinese whispers or what have you.

I can fully believe all of it. Just the train bit seems a bit strange. I know if I was on that kind of money i'd have found a commoner  to piggyback me all the to Brum.

The problem I have with it is that I don't believe that a cosseted footballer would know how to catch a train without a grown up to look after him.

I can believe that Our Marc did do that.
Must've caught a fair few trains to VP in his time.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 15, 2014, 08:42:21 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

The one thing I have with that is why would a footballer with plenty of spare cash catch a train? He could have bought a helicopter. Or a jet fighter. And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.

I can't swear to it's credibility, just passing what I heard on. I do know that the bloke genuinely knows Bertrand well but for all I know it could be a case of Chinese whispers or what have you.

I can fully believe all of it. Just the train bit seems a bit strange. I know if I was on that kind of money i'd have found a commoner  to piggyback me all the to Brum.

The problem I have with it is that I don't believe that a cosseted footballer would know how to catch a train without a grown up to look after him.

He's probably sat in Tiger Tiger in Croydon still, crying his eyes out. It's all been too much for him.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on April 15, 2014, 08:43:10 PM
I wonder if he took Virgin, Chiltern or the slower but more cost effective London Midland
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: damon loves JT on April 15, 2014, 08:44:00 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

The one thing I have with that is why would a footballer with plenty of spare cash catch a train? He could have bought a helicopter. Or a jet fighter. And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.

Every time I buy a train ticket I conclude that you'd have to be a professional footballer or arms dealer to travel by rail.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on April 15, 2014, 08:44:43 PM
What do you reckon, is he a window seat man?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Dave on April 15, 2014, 08:46:07 PM
Fair play to Given. He's been a model pro throughout the last couple of seasons and hasn't criticised the club. I admire him for stepping up when asked. There are plenty that wouldn't.
However as somebody who has said that he wants to move into coaching, if he were offered a job as a first-team coach for a Premier League, he'd have been completely stupid to have turned it down just to prove a point.

And he may be a drain on the wage bill but he certainly doesn't strike me as stupid.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 15, 2014, 08:46:52 PM
I wonder what Marc Albrightons opinion is on the proposed HS2 line. I think we fans have a right to know.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: aev on April 15, 2014, 08:47:36 PM
Lambert could be in for a pay rise - you can't have one of your coaches earning more than you ?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 15, 2014, 08:49:29 PM
I've just had it confirmed that he caught this train because it looks like him.

(http://quotulatiousness.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/New-Bullet-train-201103.jpg)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 15, 2014, 08:49:57 PM
What do you reckon, is he a window seat man?

Dunno. I bet Randy Lerner always goes in the quiet carriage though.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on April 15, 2014, 08:50:46 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

The one thing I have with that is why would a footballer with plenty of spare cash catch a train? He could have bought a helicopter. Or a jet fighter. And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.

I can't swear to it's credibility, just passing what I heard on. I do know that the bloke genuinely knows Bertrand well but for all I know it could be a case of Chinese whispers or what have you.

I can fully believe all of it. Just the train bit seems a bit strange. I know if I was on that kind of money i'd have found a commoner  to piggyback me all the to Brum.

The problem I have with it is that I don't believe that a cosseted footballer would know how to catch a train without a grown up to look after him.

After the last game of last season at Wigan, a few of us London Lions wobbled up to Wigan station a few hours after the final whistle and Shay Given was in the waiting room in full Villa track suit. He got our train back to London. He let on to us all but made it clear by sticking his headphones on that he didn't want to talk. Mind you, I doubt if I'd want to talk to half a dozen pissed up football fans. We were saying at the time that he must've had a row and walked out of the dressing room.  A few weeks later the talk of him moving to Doncaster was all over the papers.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: brian green on April 15, 2014, 08:51:04 PM
Perhaps he is proud that he used to have a station named after him.   Good pub quiz question that.   How many professional footballers have the same names as railway stations?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on April 15, 2014, 08:51:56 PM
What do you reckon, is he a window seat man?
Reckon he's like the guy with a 4 pack of Mackewens Bitter who you try not to make eye contact with for 2 hours 
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Glenn Peen on April 15, 2014, 08:52:52 PM
I always thought Marc could be (admittedly) a poor man's Sid. Maybe one will now get the chance to bring the best out of the other? Let's hope so.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Dave Clark Five on April 15, 2014, 08:52:56 PM
Bob Hatton.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: ACVilla on April 15, 2014, 08:53:33 PM
From what I have been made aware, from a significant first team player, nothing has happened to cause this.

Not exactly an exclusive I know. But I have previous.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 15, 2014, 08:53:52 PM
Grant Holt ?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on April 15, 2014, 08:54:07 PM
Perhaps he is proud that he used to have a station named after him.   Good pub quiz question that.   How many professional footballers have the same names as railway stations?
Joey Barston
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Tugby Villain on April 15, 2014, 08:54:34 PM
Quote 'Culverhouse and Karsa have been suspended by the club pending an internal enquiry'.  Must be serious for Lambert's two favourite people to get suspended!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: hilts_coolerking on April 15, 2014, 08:54:42 PM
John Crewe
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Percy McCarthy on April 15, 2014, 08:55:25 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.

The poster clearly states that Albrighton was on the train on his own.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on April 15, 2014, 08:56:33 PM
Jung Si Adderley Park
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Dave on April 15, 2014, 08:56:39 PM
Perhaps he is proud that he used to have a station named after him.   Good pub quiz question that.   How many professional footballers have the same names as railway stations?
Barry
Sheringham
Shotton
Poole

Then my brain starts to hurt.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 15, 2014, 08:56:53 PM
What do you reckon, is he a window seat man?

Dunno. I bet Randy Lerner always goes in the quiet carriage though.

Nah, he doesn't actually go to the station any more.

He sits at home playing Train Simulator.

He still loves trains though, don't worry, train fans!!!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ads on April 15, 2014, 08:57:14 PM
Ji Sung Warwick Park Way
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 15, 2014, 08:57:45 PM
Ji Sung Warwick Park Way

*applause*
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 15, 2014, 08:57:54 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.

The poster clearly states that Albrighton was on the train on his own.

Ah of course. Mystery solved. He bought a train.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: myf on April 15, 2014, 08:59:26 PM
Quote 'Culverhouse and Karsa have been suspended by the club pending an internal enquiry'.  Must be serious for Lambert's two favourite people to get suspended!

inquiry.  I hate it when people get it confused with enquiry.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Big Dick Edwards on April 15, 2014, 08:59:31 PM
John Crewe

 ;D
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Dave on April 15, 2014, 08:59:36 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.

The poster clearly states that Albrighton was on the train on his own.
So that clears it up nicely.

As a cosseted footballer, rather than hire a helicopter or buy a new Ferrari to drive back he hired the whole train.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on April 15, 2014, 08:59:41 PM
Robert Acocks Green
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Percy McCarthy on April 15, 2014, 08:59:53 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.

The poster clearly states that Albrighton was on the train on his own.

Ah of course. Mystery solved. He bought a train.

Perhaps we hired him one like we used to for Archie Hunter.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: hilts_coolerking on April 15, 2014, 09:00:02 PM
Asa Hertford North

Edgar Exeter St Davids
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: brian green on April 15, 2014, 09:00:32 PM
Steve Stone   and there must be a player called Waverley.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on April 15, 2014, 09:00:41 PM
Perhaps he is proud that he used to have a station named after him.   Good pub quiz question that.   How many professional footballers have the same names as railway stations?
Barry
Sheringham
Shotton
Poole

Then my brain starts to hurt.

John Aston
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 15, 2014, 09:01:42 PM
Kings Cross Barkley
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Percy McCarthy on April 15, 2014, 09:01:54 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.

The poster clearly states that Albrighton was on the train on his own.

Ah of course. Mystery solved. He bought a train.

Perhaps we hired him one like we used to for Archie Hunter.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Matt Collins on April 15, 2014, 09:02:56 PM
Isn't the Delph / gabby row stuff a red herring?

Seems to be more about quality of coaching according to reports. But would you really suspend and investigate on that front? Would be odd
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 15, 2014, 09:03:18 PM
Joey Barton has a Post Office named after him.

(http://www.urbanghostsmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sign-Twatt.jpg)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: curiousorange on April 15, 2014, 09:03:28 PM
John Fashanu Street
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on April 15, 2014, 09:03:45 PM
Stewart Euston
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 15, 2014, 09:04:36 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

The one thing I have with that is why would a footballer with plenty of spare cash catch a train? He could have bought a helicopter. Or a jet fighter. And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.

Maybe he wore a disguise on the train.

(http://img2-1.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/101110/Trading-Places-Akroyd-Murphy_400.jpg)

I got this one; Benteke, Allback, Salifou and Ireland
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 15, 2014, 09:04:56 PM
Isn't the Delph / gabby row stuff a red herring?

Seems to be more about quality of coaching according to reports. But would you really suspend and investigate on that front? Would be odd

If it was they wouldn't be suspended, they'd just be let go with a sarcastic thank-you. The Delph-Gabby stuff seems the best theory, but of course any fan behind the dug-out will tell you what Culverhouse is like.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: brian green on April 15, 2014, 09:05:53 PM
Charlton Barry Fryern Barnet (I know there aint a Y) but this happy day was made a tiny bit happier by thinking of that fat fucker.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Glenn Peen on April 15, 2014, 09:06:09 PM
Birmingham New Street.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: BC54 VFC on April 15, 2014, 09:06:50 PM
Perhaps he is proud that he used to have a station named after him.   Good pub quiz question that.   How many professional footballers have the same names as railway stations?

He still does, Brian; it's between Codsall and Cosford.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: danno on April 15, 2014, 09:07:00 PM
Dixie Deansgate
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Richard E on April 15, 2014, 09:07:16 PM
Mornington Crescent. Do I win?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Glenn Peen on April 15, 2014, 09:07:52 PM
Erasure - The Two Ring Oxford Circus.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: snetta on April 15, 2014, 09:08:24 PM
John Lyall
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Dave on April 15, 2014, 09:09:25 PM
Mark Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Played for Swansea in the seventies.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: brian green on April 15, 2014, 09:10:16 PM
The connection in the train picture is that they all played for Fulham.   Your name is Michael Jackson and I claim my £5.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Glenn Peen on April 15, 2014, 09:10:21 PM
Eintracht Frankfurt.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on April 15, 2014, 09:10:43 PM
Rickey Hills
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Glenn Peen on April 15, 2014, 09:13:22 PM
Ted Bovis. 3-2-1. And that bloke from Leamington Spa.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: brian green on April 15, 2014, 09:13:37 PM
Murphy, Elliott, Black Chap and Miss Brahms.   What a back four that was.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 09:13:43 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

The one thing I have with that is why would a footballer with plenty of spare cash catch a train? He could have bought a helicopter. Or a jet fighter. And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.

Not on the specially chartered Albrighton Express they wouldn't.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Hopadop on April 15, 2014, 09:14:21 PM
Stefan Four Oakes

Edgbastian Schweinsteiger
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Glenn Peen on April 15, 2014, 09:15:05 PM
Bob. Stoke. Oh.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: adrenachrome on April 15, 2014, 09:17:29 PM
Bob. Stoke. Oh.

Nice work, Glenn.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Percy McCarthy on April 15, 2014, 09:18:21 PM
Nathan Bakerloo.

Victoria Beckham.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: brian green on April 15, 2014, 09:20:41 PM
I am orf to kip.   That turned out to be a much more interesting day than I expected.   Wow, the skinny kid coaching the first team and Shay Given snatched off death row to put out the cones.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 09:21:07 PM
Steven Gerrards Cross.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Clampy on April 15, 2014, 09:21:46 PM
Chris Sutton Coldfield
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 09:22:08 PM
Rafael Temple Mead
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Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 09:22:59 PM
David Kings Norton
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Post by: nodge on April 15, 2014, 09:23:41 PM
Paul Lambeth North
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Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 09:23:55 PM
Brendan Hornsby
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Post by: dave shelley on April 15, 2014, 09:24:06 PM
Brian Lea Hall
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 09:25:18 PM
Chris Marston Green
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Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 09:26:10 PM
Alan Sunderland.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 15, 2014, 09:26:31 PM
(http://www.avfc.co.uk/javaImages/b0/67/0,,10265~9529264,00.jpg)

And after H & Vers digressed into listing every footballer named after a railway station it turned out that Marc travelled back from the game in fucking golf cart !
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: LeeB on April 15, 2014, 09:26:31 PM
Cyrillic Lyme Regis.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: LeeB on April 15, 2014, 09:26:58 PM
Cyrill Lyme Regis.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 09:27:09 PM
Applause re Cyrille.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: LeeB on April 15, 2014, 09:29:46 PM
So good I quoted myself, whilst trying to amend spellcheck, and still spelt his name wrong.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: DrGonzo on April 15, 2014, 09:30:22 PM
Mornington Crescent!!!!!  Unless we are playing no diagonals or back crossing in the John Sleeuwenhoek rulebook.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Flamingo Lane on April 15, 2014, 09:31:20 PM
Cyrillic Lyme Regis.

There's no railway station at Lyme Regis (sense of humour loss).
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: dave shelley on April 15, 2014, 09:31:50 PM
So good I quoted myself, whilst trying to amend spellcheck, and still spelt his name wrong.

I just thought he was one of the Russian Regis'.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 15, 2014, 09:31:52 PM
Mornington Crescent!!!!!  Unless we are playing no diagonals or back crossing in the John Sleeuwenhoek rulebook.

Well, shame on you.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Louzie0 on April 15, 2014, 09:33:55 PM
Teke Teke is a ghost haunting Japanese stations.

According to urbanlegendsonline.com

I know, I wish it was better.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 09:35:57 PM
George Paris.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: fredm on April 15, 2014, 09:35:59 PM
Lambert is committed to all the press interviews etc after the game, so maybe whatever happened which may have caused Albrighton to leave on his own, occurred without his knowledge at the time.  Presumably Culverhouse would have been in the dressing room and possibly Karsa too. When it all came to other peoples attention, maybe Lambert thought they had overstepped the mark (sorry) and agreed with the suspension.

The Mirror report says the ex-Arsenal coach will be the main man with Sid assisting him.  He came with a good reputation I believe so let's hope he has a positive effect.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: LeeB on April 15, 2014, 09:38:40 PM
Cyrillic Lyme Regis.

There's no railway station at Lyme Regis (sense of humour loss).

There was when Cyrille was born.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 15, 2014, 09:39:34 PM
Not a station but railway related.

Kevin standard gauge.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: LeeB on April 15, 2014, 09:41:19 PM
Not a station but railway related.

Kevin standard gauge.

Locomotive Moscow.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 15, 2014, 09:44:02 PM
Newton Heath.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 15, 2014, 09:48:28 PM
Vlaar du Nord.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 15, 2014, 09:49:51 PM
Agbon-Lahore Junction.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: lovejoy on April 15, 2014, 09:50:41 PM
Westwood Ho!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 15, 2014, 09:53:28 PM
Marcy obviously doesn't usually do trains, he had to ask Gareth Bale for assistance.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-eQ0gZQi1LYU/Ub4fTe1TofI/AAAAAAAAJik/teNX-Uy0nag/s1600/HNI_0012.JPG)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: DrGonzo on April 15, 2014, 09:54:53 PM
Mornington Crescent!!!!!  Unless we are playing no diagonals or back crossing in the John Sleeuwenhoek rulebook.

Well, shame on you.

I don't know sometimes this website is like carrying Scholes to Newcastle.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 15, 2014, 09:59:45 PM
Mornington Crescent!!!!!  Unless we are playing no diagonals or back crossing in the John Sleeuwenhoek rulebook.

Well, shame on you.

I don't know sometimes this website is like carrying Scholes to Newcastle.

Ah, I see what you're trying to do there - impose the Schleiffen Initiative, thrice removed. Unfortunately I believe that this was revoked at the Congress of Palermo, unless used in conjunction with the Hindenburg Variation. Unless I am very much mistaken, you have instead reprised the Romanov Adaptation. 
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on April 15, 2014, 10:08:16 PM
Jamie Clapham Junction
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: DrGonzo on April 15, 2014, 10:08:38 PM
Mornington Crescent!!!!!  Unless we are playing no diagonals or back crossing in the John Sleeuwenhoek rulebook.

Well, shame on you.

I don't know sometimes this website is like carrying Scholes to Newcastle.

Ah, I see what you're trying to do there - impose the Schleiffen Initiative, thrice removed. Unfortunately I believe that this was revoked at the Congress of Palermo, unless used in conjunction with the Hindenburg Variation. Unless I am very much mistaken, you have instead reprised the Romanov Adaptation. 

Dammit, I thought I might be able to slip the Kiev Ultimatum through on a football site... Sir you are too canny for me.  I shall return to delve into my A-Z and back issues of the "Life and Times of Saint Humphers de Little Town" and prepare a suitable riposte.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Tokyo Sexwhale on April 15, 2014, 10:10:28 PM
Steve W(h)itton

And erm...

Jimmy Gravel(l)y (H)ill
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Witton Warrior on April 15, 2014, 10:11:15 PM
Whatever hi-jinks and hugger-muggery has gone on this has been the best thread since the one about meeting footballers - for so many reasons I am now looking forward to Saturday again and shall alternately be  booing loudly and cheering wildly in equal but indiscriminate measure until removed from the Holte End by force
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 15, 2014, 10:11:54 PM
Vlaar du Nord.

*applause*
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: rob_bridge on April 15, 2014, 10:12:30 PM
Indeed. The place to go for all biscuit related news.
Well they beat H&V to the punch.

They did but as some of us during a working day on a Tuesday can wait about 19 minutes for the news then they can have it - as an exclusive.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 15, 2014, 10:13:16 PM
Whatever hi-jinks and hugger-muggery has gone on this has been the best thread since the one about meeting footballers - for so many reasons I am now looking forward to Saturday again and shall alternately be  booing loudly and cheering wildly in equal but indiscriminate measure until removed from the Holte End by force

I have to say, I didn't know any of this had happened till early evening, so read this thread from page 1 forwards (it was 20 pages or so at that point) and, explosive news though it may have carried, the thing that struck me most was how funny it was.

That's why H&V is so ace. At the same time a thread is controversial, hopeful, desparing, very funny, and littered with shit puns.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 15, 2014, 10:14:00 PM
Mornington Crescent!!!!!  Unless we are playing no diagonals or back crossing in the John Sleeuwenhoek rulebook.

Well, shame on you.

I don't know sometimes this website is like carrying Scholes to Newcastle.

Ah, I see what you're trying to do there - impose the Schleiffen Initiative, thrice removed. Unfortunately I believe that this was revoked at the Congress of Palermo, unless used in conjunction with the Hindenburg Variation. Unless I am very much mistaken, you have instead reprised the Romanov Adaptation. 

Dammit, I thought I might be able to slip the Kiev Ultimatum through on a football site... Sir you are too canny for me.  I shall return to delve into my A-Z and back issues of the "Life and Times of Saint Humphers de Little Town" and prepare a suitable riposte.

I await your next move with anticipation, sir, and hope it will be worthy of the foe. My assistant Samantha prefers a stiffer one
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: eric woolban woolban on April 15, 2014, 10:15:13 PM
Nick Hornby
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Post by: rob_bridge on April 15, 2014, 10:19:25 PM
I've been painting doors (not a euphemism) all day, so had missed all this.

Have just worked through the 19 pages. A very amusing read at times.

Obviously, Lambert referring to "things going on behind the scenes" the other day was talking about this, and it is hard to see how he could still be here if his coaching team had just been binned without agreement, so he must be on-board with the decision.

A couple of things I don't  understand, though.

One is why, if it is true that Gabby and Delph were dropped for Fulham after standing up for Sid, did Lambert agree with that move being made, only to now support them getting the tin tack a week and a bit later?

The other is, if the problem is the way Karsa and Culverhouse treat other staff, how often does Lambert actually go to training for him not to have noticed and done something about this before?

I don't know what to think about this. On the one side, I am happy that something might now change. On the other, I find myself thinking what kind of an utter shambles must the club be at the moment to have to do something like this, whilst in this threatened position?

Oh, and Shay Given goes from being in the Bomb Squad to being on the coaching staff in one day. How nuts is that?

The latter may be a good form of nuts. Thought Shay was a great keeper at Newcastle (& Ireland) but not as good thereafter  culminating v Everton at home last season.

Hope he does a good job in the coaching staff and as he has worked at Newcastle, Cit-eh, Villa and Ireland in the last 20 years he should know the good, the bad and the really McLeish off bar heart
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on April 15, 2014, 10:19:35 PM
Alan Hair Bear Sunderland
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 10:20:45 PM
Whatever hi-jinks and hugger-muggery has gone on this has been the best thread since the one about meeting footballers - for so many reasons I am now looking forward to Saturday again and shall alternately be  booing loudly and cheering wildly in equal but indiscriminate measure until removed from the Holte End by force

I have to say, I didn't know any of this had happened till early evening, so read this thread from page 1 forwards (it was 20 pages or so at that point) and, explosive news though it may have carried, the thing that struck me most was how funny it was.

That's why H&V is so ace. At the same time a thread is controversial, hopeful, desparing, very funny, and littered with shit puns.

Can't remember who said it, but I like the post that said 'something has obviously happened.'  Made me laugh.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on April 15, 2014, 10:21:36 PM
Agbon-Lahore Junction.
I hate to encourage this silliness but very good Monty.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on April 15, 2014, 10:25:29 PM
if it is to do with there performance then it would be a capability issue and suspension is not really appropriate.
Yes an improvement plan is required!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 10:27:49 PM
Brian Little Aston
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 15, 2014, 10:31:17 PM
John Crewe.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 15, 2014, 10:34:55 PM
John Crewe.

*points a few pages back*

very good, but sadly, a snooze / lose situation (can't remember who did it first time).
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 15, 2014, 10:35:53 PM
Samuel HS2

(http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2236194.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Chelsea-Football-Club-is-delighted-to-announce-the-signing-of-Samuel-Etoo-from-Anzhi-Makhachkala-2236194.jpg)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: German James on April 15, 2014, 10:37:16 PM
Gary Shaw-ditch
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: E I Adio on April 15, 2014, 10:37:23 PM
In the real world you would suspend an employee pending the outcome of a disciplinary hearing.

Suspension is usually reserved for cases of gross misconduct where whatever they have done is worthy of dismissal but you need to have a hearing to find out the details, and it is so bad that you cannot keep them on the premesis.

So as they were suspended it should be due to gross misconduct.

if it is to do with there performance then it would be a capability issue and suspension is not really appropriate.

but this is football and Villa so anything is possible


Suspension could well be the prelude to dismissal for gross misconduct, but there are other options available that do not result in dismissal for misbehaviour deemed lesser that gross misconduct. It depends on the results of the hearings, when those suspended will have the opportunity to defend themselves.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Hillbilly on April 15, 2014, 10:38:08 PM
[quote aßuthor=LeeB link=topic=51854.msg2572770#msg2572770 date=1397593591]
Cyrillic Lyme Regis.

There's no railway station at Lyme Regis (sense of humour loss).
[/quote]Cyrille Bognor Regis
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Dan England on April 15, 2014, 10:38:49 PM
David Beckenham Junction
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 15, 2014, 10:41:46 PM
This is interesting.

The bit in bold particularly.

I have to ask, if this breakdown of trust between Lambert and staff is true, how on earth did he allow stuff like this to happen?

Quote
Aston Villa's troubled end to the season has taken another damaging turn after the Midlands club suspended Ian Culverhouse, their assistant manager, and Gary Karsa, the head of football operations, pending an internal investigation.

Although the development raises fresh questions about Paul Lambert's future, the Villa manager's relationship with both men had broken beyond repair and the Scot was supportive of the club's decision to take action against them.

Furthermore Randy Lerner, Villa's owner, and Paul Faulkner, the club's chief executive, continue to stand shoulder to shoulder with Lambert despite growing supporter unrest, another relegation battle and what, in effect, is an admission from the manager that the backroom staff he appointed in 2012 were part of the problem this season.

Exact details have yet to emerge of the official reason behind the suspensions but it is known that Culverhouse and Karsa, who had worked with Lambert for the past eight years, including spells at Norwich City, Wycombe Wanderers and Colchester, had upset staff and players with their approach, creating what has been described as "a poisonous atmosphere".

Culverhouse, who spent 10 years at Carrow Road as a player, took the majority of the training at Villa and is believed to have been a highly influential figure at the club. His methods, however, had started to come under greater scrutiny, with resentment and concern building among players. There was an incident on the training ground a couple of weeks ago which left Fabian Delph and Gabriel Agbonlahor upset.

It has emerged that problems with Culverhouse and Karsa were longstanding. Lambert's once extremely close alliance with the pair unravelled and disintegrated to the point that there was a total loss of trust, culminating in tension that surfaced again at Crystal Palace on Saturday, when another altercation – believed to have taken place in the dressing room – preceded a fourth successive Premier League defeat, leaving Villa only four points clear of the relegation zone before Saturday's visit of Southampton.

The situation with Culverhouse and Karsa had become so serious that Villa felt compelled to act.

The club confirmed in a statement on Tuesday that Culverhouse and Karsa, who also worked together at Barnet and Leyton Orient prior to linking up with Lambert, had been suspended. An inquiry, involving Villa's legal advisers and overseen by the club's human resources department, is expected to be concluded before the end of the season.

In the meantime Gordon Cowans, a development coach at the club, and Shay Given, the out-of-favour former Republic of Ireland goalkeeper, have replaced Culverhouse and Karsa with immediate effect, with Lambert overseeing those appointments. "I'm delighted to have Gordon and Shay to assist me in preparing the team for Saturday, which is what the whole group is focused on," the Villa manager said.

Given's promotion to the coaching staff comes as something of a surprise – he has been frozen out under Lambert and not made an appearance for the club since the 2-1 FA Cup defeat against Millwall 15 months ago – but he is highly respected among the players and has remained an influential voice in the squad, despite being relegated to the role of third-choice goalkeeper.

The 37-year-old has been taking his coaching badges and, with one eye on the future, may see this as the first step in a future career.

With Cowans, a European Cup winner in 1982 and a hugely popular figure within the club, also on board, Villa are confident the changes will create a much more positive mood among the players, as well as the supporters, during the final five, potentially crucial, matches of the season.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/apr/15/aston-villa-coaches-ian-culverhouse-gary-karsa
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 15, 2014, 10:42:58 PM
The only thing I can think of, that sort of fits the rumours about the various falling outs, is that Culverhouse and / or Karsa have been involved in the first one with Gabby & Delph and not been completely honest about what's happened and why.

The follow-up spat with Albrighton follows a similar pattern, with Lambert initially backing his staff.
If it now turns out that there is reasonable cause to believe that they have lied about what happened, he'd have no choice but to invoke the disciplinary process whilst everything is investigated / sorted out.

Once he's gone to HR / Faulkner they're then running the process. (HR are ostensibly only involved to ensure fair play and that the right procedures are followed.)

Regardless of whichever theory as to what's actually happened you prefer, other than stating the minimum facts that will quickly become public knowledge anyway, i.e. they've been suspended, the club will do everything possible to keep everything else behind closed doors.

From what I can remember of the two occasions I've been involved in these kinds of processes (a good few years ago now), anything else may be construed as prejudicing the internal investigation, especially if it ends up in a tribunal.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chris Smith on April 15, 2014, 10:43:44 PM
Grant Holt Central.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Louzie0 on April 15, 2014, 10:49:01 PM
Laughton

Central Line
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: rob_bridge on April 15, 2014, 10:49:21 PM
Brian Little Aston

I think we have a winner. On many fronts.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 15, 2014, 10:49:31 PM
It's good to know that the club appears to have drawn a poison. My only hope is that a lot of the problems go back to Lambert wanting to change the style but Culverhouse refusing to change his training methods - there certainly have been disgruntled rumblings about what went on at BMH, which by all accounts Lambert trusted to Culverhouse. This is my new hope, and I'm sticking to it until further notice.

Roll on South-fucking-hampton. They'll be on the beach and we can have them.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: tomd2103 on April 15, 2014, 10:54:56 PM
This is interesting.

The bit in bold particularly.

I have to ask, if this breakdown of trust between Lambert and staff is true, how on earth did he allow stuff like this to happen?

Quote
Aston Villa's troubled end to the season has taken another damaging turn after the Midlands club suspended Ian Culverhouse, their assistant manager, and Gary Karsa, the head of football operations, pending an internal investigation.

Although the development raises fresh questions about Paul Lambert's future, the Villa manager's relationship with both men had broken beyond repair and the Scot was supportive of the club's decision to take action against them.

Furthermore Randy Lerner, Villa's owner, and Paul Faulkner, the club's chief executive, continue to stand shoulder to shoulder with Lambert despite growing supporter unrest, another relegation battle and what, in effect, is an admission from the manager that the backroom staff he appointed in 2012 were part of the problem this season.

Exact details have yet to emerge of the official reason behind the suspensions but it is known that Culverhouse and Karsa, who had worked with Lambert for the past eight years, including spells at Norwich City, Wycombe Wanderers and Colchester, had upset staff and players with their approach, creating what has been described as "a poisonous atmosphere".

Culverhouse, who spent 10 years at Carrow Road as a player, took the majority of the training at Villa and is believed to have been a highly influential figure at the club. His methods, however, had started to come under greater scrutiny, with resentment and concern building among players. There was an incident on the training ground a couple of weeks ago which left Fabian Delph and Gabriel Agbonlahor upset.

It has emerged that problems with Culverhouse and Karsa were longstanding. Lambert's once extremely close alliance with the pair unravelled and disintegrated to the point that there was a total loss of trust, culminating in tension that surfaced again at Crystal Palace on Saturday, when another altercation – believed to have taken place in the dressing room – preceded a fourth successive Premier League defeat, leaving Villa only four points clear of the relegation zone before Saturday's visit of Southampton.

The situation with Culverhouse and Karsa had become so serious that Villa felt compelled to act.

The club confirmed in a statement on Tuesday that Culverhouse and Karsa, who also worked together at Barnet and Leyton Orient prior to linking up with Lambert, had been suspended. An inquiry, involving Villa's legal advisers and overseen by the club's human resources department, is expected to be concluded before the end of the season.

In the meantime Gordon Cowans, a development coach at the club, and Shay Given, the out-of-favour former Republic of Ireland goalkeeper, have replaced Culverhouse and Karsa with immediate effect, with Lambert overseeing those appointments. "I'm delighted to have Gordon and Shay to assist me in preparing the team for Saturday, which is what the whole group is focused on," the Villa manager said.

Given's promotion to the coaching staff comes as something of a surprise – he has been frozen out under Lambert and not made an appearance for the club since the 2-1 FA Cup defeat against Millwall 15 months ago – but he is highly respected among the players and has remained an influential voice in the squad, despite being relegated to the role of third-choice goalkeeper.

The 37-year-old has been taking his coaching badges and, with one eye on the future, may see this as the first step in a future career.

With Cowans, a European Cup winner in 1982 and a hugely popular figure within the club, also on board, Villa are confident the changes will create a much more positive mood among the players, as well as the supporters, during the final five, potentially crucial, matches of the season.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/apr/15/aston-villa-coaches-ian-culverhouse-gary-karsa

I can recall a shot of the bench during the Cardiff game a couple of months ago, where Culverhouse was just sat there looking at the ground and seemingly totally disinterested in what was going on with the game.  It's also interesting to note that in the picture of the bench taken on Saturday, Lambert isn't sitting next to either Karsa or Culverhouse.   
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: WarszaVillan on April 15, 2014, 10:57:17 PM
Ivor 'the train engine' Linton
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Hopadop on April 15, 2014, 10:59:35 PM

Roll on South-harry-hampton. They'll be on the beach and we can have them.

Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: cdward on April 15, 2014, 10:59:56 PM
Has it ever happened at any other club? The manager turning against his back room staff, the same people he brought with him. There is more to this to come out in the wash. It just doesn't seem credible that Lambert would not be able to sort out any differences within his staff without going all official. Unless it is completely indefensible. Interesting times.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: bertlambshank on April 15, 2014, 11:00:34 PM
The signing of Holt makes more sense now.Back up for Lambert against his 2 coaches.
For the situation to get this far just shows Lambert is weak as fuck.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 15, 2014, 11:02:13 PM
The signing of Holt makes more sense now.Back up for Lambert against his 2 coaches.
For the situation to get this far just shows Lambert is weak as fuck.

Or that either the board wouldn't back him by canning the bastards, or that Lambert didn't want to become completely estranged from his managerial team of half a decade.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chris Smith on April 15, 2014, 11:04:04 PM
Without quoting the whole thing, Paulie, while I think you are right in that it should have been sorted sooner I doubt it was in his gift to hire and fire directly.  So it has probably taken whatever has prompted this to bring things to a head.

Like others have said we just have to hope this acts as a catylist for improvements on the pitch.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: OCD on April 15, 2014, 11:07:02 PM
It's good to know that the club appears to have drawn a poison. My only hope is that a lot of the problems go back to Lambert wanting to change the style but Culverhouse refusing to change his training methods - there certainly have been disgruntled rumblings about what went on at BMH, which by all accounts Lambert trusted to Culverhouse. This is my new hope, and I'm sticking to it until further notice.

Roll on South-fucking-hampton. They'll be on the beach and we can have them.

It would certainly be a lot easier to change the coaching staff to effect a change of playing style than it would be to change the manager. What I don't understand though - haven't some of Lambert's teams (with Culverhouse and Karsa coaching) played some good football in the past?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: ClaretAndBlueBlood on April 15, 2014, 11:08:38 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

The one thing I have with that is why would a footballer with plenty of spare cash catch a train? He could have bought a helicopter. Or a jet fighter. And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.

Not on the specially chartered Albrighton Express they wouldn't.

Albrighton seems like he is still down to earth, once saw him queueing for the tube after a game at West Ham (he wasn't involved in the game) and my mate has served him at JD Sport at the Fort
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 15, 2014, 11:08:51 PM
It's good to know that the club appears to have drawn a poison. My only hope is that a lot of the problems go back to Lambert wanting to change the style but Culverhouse refusing to change his training methods - there certainly have been disgruntled rumblings about what went on at BMH, which by all accounts Lambert trusted to Culverhouse. This is my new hope, and I'm sticking to it until further notice.

Roll on South-fucking-hampton. They'll be on the beach and we can have them.

It would certainly be a lot easier to change the coaching staff to effect a change of playing style than it would be to change the manager. What I don't understand though - haven't some of Lambert's teams (with Culverhouse and Karsa coaching) played some good football in the past?

At lower levels, and on the break in the Premier League. When we've played well this season it's been against teams who attack us and give us space. We need to be more proactive, and this clearly requires better training than Culverhouse has provided.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: bertlambshank on April 15, 2014, 11:08:59 PM
The signing of Holt makes more sense now.Back up for Lambert against his 2 coaches.
For the situation to get this far just shows Lambert is weak as fuck.

Or that either the board wouldn't back him by canning the bastards, or that Lambert didn't want to become completely estranged from his managerial team of half a decade.
Your answer makes him sound even weaker.
I'm sure if he went to the board told them he wasn't happy with them and told them get get rid they would,or is this a case of the club not wanting another day in court.
This just shows the structure of the club is bonkers.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 15, 2014, 11:10:11 PM
The signing of Holt makes more sense now.Back up for Lambert against his 2 coaches.
For the situation to get this far just shows Lambert is weak as fuck.

Or that either the board wouldn't back him by canning the bastards, or that Lambert didn't want to become completely estranged from his managerial team of half a decade.
Your answer makes him sound even weaker.
I'm sure if he went to the board told them he wasn't happy with them and told them get get rid they would,or is this a case of the club not wanting another day in court.
This just shows the structure of the club is bonkers.

It's true, his position would indeed be weak in those situations. However, perhaps their firing of IC/GK is something of a reaffirmation of faith in Lambert.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: curiousorange on April 15, 2014, 11:11:32 PM
When you can't have a quiet word with your sister and tell her her husband's fucking up your career, the relationship must be at rock bottom.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: damon loves JT on April 15, 2014, 11:15:10 PM
I would hate to have a conversation like that with my sister. In fact I'd sooner quit my job, sell my house and leave the country
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: tomd2103 on April 15, 2014, 11:16:34 PM
Ivor 'the train engine' Linton

Has anyone come up with Noel / Mark Blake Street yet?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: curiousorange on April 15, 2014, 11:17:27 PM
When my sister and my ex had a row that meant they would no longer speak to one another, I didn't speak to my sister for six months and ultimately got canned by the girlfriend.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Tuscans on April 15, 2014, 11:19:53 PM
Mr Woodhall on Talksport now
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: bertlambshank on April 15, 2014, 11:20:01 PM
The way I see it none of the people in positions of trust are talking to one another probably because they won't like what they hear.
What a absolute bloody mess.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 15, 2014, 11:22:05 PM
Mr Woodhall on Talksport now

His yam yam accent is barely detectable.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: bertlambshank on April 15, 2014, 11:22:28 PM
Mr Woodhall on Talksport now
Eastie up next.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: clash city rocker on April 15, 2014, 11:22:38 PM
Lambert was their line manager, if there were problems he should have dealt with them...Then all off a sudden when we are in the shit , off they go..!! Something's not quite right
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Louzie0 on April 15, 2014, 11:24:23 PM
I would hate to have a conversation like that with my sister. In fact I'd sooner quit my job, sell my house and leave the country

So would I. Except if the sister in question is connected to a dastardly plot to relegate my team.
Then I might just hoof out her husband,on the basis of being the b*****d driving the whole f*****g thing.

Just a scenario, you understand. :)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 15, 2014, 11:24:41 PM
Mr Woodhall on Talksport now

His yam yam accent is barely detectable.

Do they have phones in Bilston?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Tuscans on April 15, 2014, 11:24:43 PM
Mr Woodhall on Talksport now

His yam yam accent is barely detectable.
I always assumed the guy was in his 70's....I sense I'm wrong listening to him.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: cheltenhamlion on April 15, 2014, 11:24:54 PM
Dave should be fine. I have just given his pre TalkShite pep talk to him!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Holte Sweet on April 15, 2014, 11:25:06 PM
As a supporter since 1968 I can honestly  say I have never seen anything as odd as this.
If Lamberts most trusted luitenents had lost the players it is impossible to understand what credibility he retains amongst the player in staff.

He has appeared weak and ineffective for some time now. I presume he has only been kept on to retain some illusion of stability.

Depressingly there will most likely be more upheaval in the summer and none of it for the better if our owners past decision making is anything to go by.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: WarszaVillan on April 15, 2014, 11:27:03 PM
Dave should be fine. I have just given his pre TalkShite pep talk to him!

I'm worried he's not hungry enough
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 15, 2014, 11:30:58 PM
Mr Woodhall on Talksport now

His yam yam accent is barely detectable.
I always assumed the guy was in his 70's....I sense I'm wrong listening to him.

Verbal warning.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 11:33:31 PM
Pat Murphy just been on five live said it came to a head at Palace and was definitely requested by Lambert.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: bertlambshank on April 15, 2014, 11:34:46 PM
Pat Murphy just been on five live said it came to a head at Palace and was definitely requested by Lambert.
Pat Murphy knows the thin edge of fuck all.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Tuscans on April 15, 2014, 11:35:32 PM
Mr Woodhall on Talksport now

His yam yam accent is barely detectable.
I always assumed the guy was in his 70's....I sense I'm wrong listening to him.

Verbal warning.
I imagined our leader to be an elderly gent....I have then followed it up with a compliment on your youthful tone.

An enjoyable listening though. The Sports Bar is by far the best show on Talksport.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 11:36:30 PM
Wayne Uxbridge
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: bertlambshank on April 15, 2014, 11:38:47 PM
Wayne Uxbridge
I just Googled him and got a picture of a man in a wheelchair.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: steffo on April 15, 2014, 11:38:58 PM
You have to be absolutely astonished by this.

Are we really believing that Culverhouse for two seasons in effect blocked the progression on youth players, whilst the manager subsequently purchased players from abroad less capable then our youth.

If Culverhouse was in charge of coaching surely Lambert told him how to coach them to play in the system he wanted to play.

I am sorry but he is the manager - if he has questioned Culverhouse's coaching and wants to play football, who instructed Guzan to put snow on every ball? If it was Culverhouse why didn't he stop it?

Surely Lambert gets all his staff together and they all talk, surely Sid must say what's coming through and Lambert must trust him.

Something ain't right.......
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 11:39:41 PM
Milan Baros
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 15, 2014, 11:40:21 PM
Luke Moore Street
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: bertlambshank on April 15, 2014, 11:43:12 PM
Luke Moore Street
I just Googled him and got a picture of Luke Moore.He was standing up.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: not3bad on April 15, 2014, 11:45:16 PM
Luke Moore Street
I just Googled him and got a picture of Luke Moore.He was standing up.

Was he in a street?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 15, 2014, 11:47:57 PM
Kevin Poole
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: bertlambshank on April 15, 2014, 11:49:54 PM
Luke Moore Street
I just Googled him and got a picture of Luke Moore.He was standing up.

Was he in a street?
Luke Moore Street
I just Googled him and got a picture of Luke Moore.He was standing up.

Was he in a street?
Nah,too lazy to go outside.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: adrenachrome on April 15, 2014, 11:55:29 PM
Brum Mail (http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/aston-villa-ian-culverhouse-gary-6994101)

Quote
Ian Culverhouse and Gary Karsa suspended after breakdown in relationships with players

Mail Sport understands several Villa first team players unhappy with coaching methods used by Ian Culverhouse and Gary Karsa

Apr 15, 2014 22:30 By Brian Dick

Aston Villa suspended two members of their coaching set-up after relationships with players in Paul Lambert’s first team squad became fractured.

Assistant manager Ian Culverhouse and head of footballing operations Gary Karsa are both facing internal investigations following Tuesday’s announcement.

Villa legend Gordon Cowans and veteran goalkeeper Shay Given have stepped up to help manager Paul Lambert negotiate the final five games of the season, starting with Saturday’s Premier League match with Southampton.

Villa are refusing to give any reasons for the action taken against two of Lambert’s closest lieutenants, preferring to retreat behind the screen of human resource-speak.

However, Mail Sport understands several of Lambert’s players were unhappy with the coaches’ methods, a fact that was increasingly impacting on performances.

But it seems conspiracy theories surrounding the absence of Gabby Agbonlahor and Fabian Delph from Villa's defeat against Fulham are wide of the mark.

It is claimed Agbonlahor had a virus, while influential midfielder Delph was struggling with an Achilles injury.

Ironically the news about Culverhouse and Karsa, who were with Lambert at Wycombe and Norwich, came just 24 hours after chief executive Paul Faulkner called for a show of unity.

His plea to supporters, players and coaches will have rung hollow when a statement was made on Tuesday morning, although perhaps not to the Villa players who are understood to have trained better than for many months

Cowans’s appointment will please some supporters who will remember him from his playing days when as a cultured midfielder he was part of the side that won the First Division championship and European Cup.

Cowans has remained a part of the club’s fabric ever since hanging up his boots in the late 90s, both at youth and first team level, and his understanding of what it takes and means to be a Villa player can only help reconnect Lambert’s players with their disillusioned fans.

Cowans said: “The manager has asked me to step up to assist him at this time and I’ll do my utmost for the Club and the manager in helping prepare the team for Saturday’s game against Southampton.”

For Given the appointment represents a startling change in fortunes.

The former Republic of Ireland international has not played for the club since January 2013 and had even been farmed out on loan to Championship outfit Middlesbrough earlier this season.

In fact Given had relished the oxygen of first team football so much in February he described himself as ‘gutted’ when he had to leave The Riverside.

The 37-year-old has returned to Bodymoor Heath and has sat behind untested Cambridge recruit Jed Steer as Brad Guzan’s back up until called upon on Tuesday.

“As players, it’s important that each and every one of us take responsibility right now,” Given said.

“I’m delighted to play my part in helping the manager and the team go and try to win on Saturday.”

As for Lambert’s position, rather than being undermined by the removal of Culverhouse and Karsa, it seems a more harmonious camp could actually help the manager whose own position has come under fire after recent results.

Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: bertlambshank on April 15, 2014, 11:58:28 PM
So now the club can be shown to be covering this up with 'injuries'.Any half decent brief would love talking this on for the pair of them.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: aj2k77 on April 16, 2014, 12:06:22 AM
If Lerner still has any intention of us regaining any standing in the game we need a clear out, top to bottom.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 16, 2014, 12:16:01 AM
So now the club can be shown to be covering this up with 'injuries'.Any half decent brief would love talking this on for the pair of them.

Sorry Bert, covering what up with injuries?

All they're saying is the speculated bust up with Gabby and Delph didn't happen and therefore didn't play a part in this, but that there was something else going on. 
Only a problem if they then point to such a bust up as part of the reasons for initiating disciplinary procedings.

We'll have to wait until the internal investigation is completed and what comes out of that.

Despite the line in the article about hiding behind HR speak, I don't think that they have much choice if they want any outcome to stick and avoid a half decent brief taking them to the cleaners in a tribunal, however infuriating that may be for us and the journalists
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: bertlambshank on April 16, 2014, 12:19:34 AM
So now the club can be shown to be covering this up with 'injuries'.Any half decent brief would love talking this on for the pair of them.

Sorry Bert, covering what up with injuries?

All they're saying is the speculation that a bust up with Gabby and Delph didn't play a part in this, but that there was something else going on. 
Only a problem if they then point to such a bust up as part of the reasons for initiating disciplinary procedings.
You can be sure it will be brought up in any suspension meeting they have.
I guess we will never know what's been going on just like MON
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 16, 2014, 12:28:28 AM
So now the club can be shown to be covering this up with 'injuries'.Any half decent brief would love talking this on for the pair of them.

Sorry Bert, covering what up with injuries?

All they're saying is the speculation that a bust up with Gabby and Delph didn't play a part in this, but that there was something else going on. 
Only a problem if they then point to such a bust up as part of the reasons for initiating disciplinary procedings.
You can be sure it will be brought up in any suspension meeting they have.
I guess we will never know what's been going on just like MON

To what end will it be brought up?Unsubstantiated, and apparently incorrect Twitter rumours, that in such case are irrelevant to whatever the complaint actually is, are going to be used by Culverhouse and Karsa as a defence against whatever the actual complaint is?

Apologies for modding my original reply - accidentally pressed post whilst trying to type on the mobile.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: bertlambshank on April 16, 2014, 12:33:12 AM
A certain poster on here knew about this week's before the club did.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: MelbourneVillain on April 16, 2014, 02:28:44 AM
And to think that, the very first topic I ever posted on this site - 'Culverhouse v Cowans', was removed a short while back because it was pure speculation! Tut, tut mods ;)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: lovejoy on April 16, 2014, 06:00:06 AM
Stuart Euston.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pbavfckuwait on April 16, 2014, 06:51:11 AM
Surely Faulkner's meeting at BMH has some major effect on this, could it be that certain changes and even dare we say criticism's of the current coaching set up were made by Faulkner, was reacted to by IC in the same way that he has reacted to certain supporters behind the dug out, as CEO he found this maybe with other complaints to much and a direct attack on him and his position, Karsa may also have reacted in the same way as IC, thinking that PL would also react in their favor.
PL is stuck between a rock and a hard place, as he may also have witnessed what he considers to be totally unprofessional reaction and has been forced to pick and for the moment, for his own CV has allowed the changes to be made then he can negotiate and leave some time late May.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Olneythelonely on April 16, 2014, 06:51:40 AM
Perhaps he is proud that he used to have a station named after him.   Good pub quiz question that.   How many professional footballers have the same names as railway stations?

He still has a station named after him.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on April 16, 2014, 07:17:54 AM
The mirrors take.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/aston-villa-suspended-ian-culverhouse-3417610
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: walsall villain on April 16, 2014, 07:25:24 AM
What about trying to get Kevin Macdonald back on the coaching staff. It didn't work out for him at Swindon but we did very well with us for many years. Not sure if he and Lambert would get on though?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Le Lapin on April 16, 2014, 07:34:11 AM
Ah, that's why the team has been crap for the majority of the season. They have no excuses now.........
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: damon loves JT on April 16, 2014, 07:40:58 AM
I just Googled Brian Dick and the firewall came down like a ton of bricks
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: FrankyH on April 16, 2014, 07:42:38 AM
Can't see a way back for this pair, even if found not guilty, especially Culverhouse.I don't know anything about him, but he does seem to attract a lot of bad press.

The players should get Sid a new training top with "Don't f*ck with me " on the back.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: midnite on April 16, 2014, 08:08:19 AM
Can't see a way back for this pair, even if found not guilty, especially Culverhouse.I don't know anything about him, but he does seem to attract a lot of bad press.

The players should get Sid a new training top with "Don't f*ck with me " on the back.

I reckon it says "bad mother fucker" on his wallet.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: ozzjim on April 16, 2014, 08:26:55 AM
They are gone now realistically. Even if nothing is found, the press are widely reporting their relationship with Lambert to be beyond repair. If so, the summer has to be an opportunity to review the coaching set up, invest in the right people if Lambert is still seen as the man to take us forward, and get that set up spot on.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Jim Shoes on April 16, 2014, 08:30:30 AM
Thank god Culverhouse has gone, Sid is THE man!!!

We may not win the weekend but I'm sure the lads will respond positively to the axing of these 2 muppets.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 16, 2014, 08:46:19 AM
The club's lawyers are going to be busy, by the sound of it. God, what a mess. If Lambert did allow this to go on for weeks, as is claimed in the press, then he's even more useless than I thought.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Eckybloke on April 16, 2014, 08:52:00 AM
The club's lawyers are going to be busy, by the sound of it. God, what a mess. If Lambert did allow this to go on for weeks, as is claimed in the press, then he's even more useless than I thought.

But if it's only really been a problem that came to light and manifested itself in the last 4-5 weeks then in order to do things properly and not get dragged into a compensation fight a few weeks of investigation etc is not unreasonable.

I think you can afford to get rid and sort it immediately if you're not worried about paying compensation but I don't think Randy or Faulkener want that.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Richard E on April 16, 2014, 08:56:00 AM
The club's lawyers are going to be busy.

Good. Anything that generates work for the brotherhood is fine by me!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Jimbo on April 16, 2014, 08:59:11 AM
What's really unsettled me about this whole sorry saga is that every time I see the word Karsa, I see Ksara, as in Château Ksara, which makes me want to drink a load of old wine.

Every time I see the word Culverhouse, I see twat.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Tony Erdington on April 16, 2014, 09:01:41 AM
we had the fall of the roman empire, the erosion of the british empire, now we got RandyGate, ffs we are most definitely in decline and there aint a lot of football nowse down B6.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 16, 2014, 09:02:27 AM
But they were suspended yesterday pending an investigation, so that's still to come.

I'm no expert on employment law, but I'm pretty sure you can't fire someone without compensation simply because of bad workplace chemistry. They have to be guilty of serious misconduct. There must be more to this.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Richard E on April 16, 2014, 09:05:00 AM
But they were suspended yesterday pending an investigation, so that's still to come.

I'm no expert on employment law, but I'm pretty sure you can't fire someone without compensation simply because of bad workplace chemistry. They have to be guilty of serious misconduct. There must be more to this.

You could potentially fairly dismiss someone with notice for "Some Other Substantial Reason" if workplace relationships had broken down but other than for gross misconduct or with a payment in lieu of notice you could not dismiss them summarily.

You have to have 2 years' service to claim Unfair Dismissal which neither of them will have yet so they would have to rely on their contractual rights. 
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: London Villan on April 16, 2014, 09:06:02 AM
To get sacked it has to be some spectacular form of gross mis-conduct, either that or a collection of official warnings for the same offence.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on April 16, 2014, 09:08:38 AM
I would hate to have a conversation like that with my sister. In fact I'd sooner quit my job, sell my house and leave the country
Yes same here. However I would rent my house rather than selling it 8)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on April 16, 2014, 09:14:20 AM
If Lerner still has any intention of us regaining any standing in the game we need a clear out, top to bottom.
There is no such thing and we don't need to do that anyway.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: fbriai on April 16, 2014, 09:16:51 AM
And to think we were expecting a quiet week leading up to another dreary defeat on the weekend.

God, I love football.

Oh and, for our rail-inspired team, I propose Phil King-ham at left-back and Gary Charl-es-bury at right-back.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on April 16, 2014, 09:22:26 AM
Mr Woodhall on Talksport now

His yam yam accent is barely detectable.
I always assumed the guy was in his 70's....I sense I'm wrong listening to him.
No not in his 70's still lives in the 70's! Anyway what did his greatness proffer?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 16, 2014, 09:25:51 AM
Mr Woodhall on Talksport now

His yam yam accent is barely detectable.
I always assumed the guy was in his 70's....I sense I'm wrong listening to him.
No not in his 70's still lives in the 70's! Anyway what did his greatness proffer?

A clip round the ear for cheeky young posters.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Clampy on April 16, 2014, 09:31:18 AM
Mr Woodhall on Talksport now

His yam yam accent is barely detectable.
I always assumed the guy was in his 70's....I sense I'm wrong listening to him.
No not in his 70's still lives in the 70's! Anyway what did his greatness proffer?

A clip round the ear for cheeky young posters.

Was that on Andy Goulstein's show last night? I normally have that on.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ron Manager on April 16, 2014, 09:35:38 AM
Mr Woodhall on Talksport now

His yam yam accent is barely detectable.
I always assumed the guy was in his 70's....I sense I'm wrong listening to him.
No not in his 70's still lives in the 70's! Anyway what did his greatness proffer?

A clip round the ear for cheeky young posters.

Dave. As a matter of interest which Law Firm  do the club use?  I was awaiting an interview at Hammonds a few years ago when Gordon Taylor came in and sat next to me. Nice fellow. He said he liked coming back to Birmingham because people remembered him as a footballer and not as an union official. He said he wished he was still playing.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Richard E on April 16, 2014, 09:38:50 AM
It used to be Edge and Ellison, who then became part of Hammonds Suddard Edge, which then became Hammonds, which then became, if I remember correctly, Squire Sanders. No idea who they use now. Sadly not my firm!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 16, 2014, 09:40:06 AM
For all the Lambert must be useless for letting this go on etc.. comments, is it not possible / plausible that Lambert has been trying to make things work, at least just to get through to the end of the season, or working under guidance from Faulkner / HR, presumably to minimise exposure to compensation claims later.

Whatever happened at the weekend was obviously severe enough to invoke a procedure that usually is reserved for Gross Misconduct, which is usually physical violence, passing of company sensitive information, embezzlement, theft or such like.  You can draw your own conclusions as to which fits best with the events of the weekend through to yesterday.

If the weekend was "just" a continuation of whatever had gone before, it would just have resulted in the next stage of the process, which wouldn't be something we would hear about unless it was the last step and P45s for Culverhouse and Karsa.

Something drastic happened on Saturday over and above whatever else was going on for it to end with suspension pending investigation.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: fbriai on April 16, 2014, 09:50:19 AM
It seems that there have been a number of incidents over a period of time and this weekend was the final straw. Without any more information, all we really have is conjecture, but it is hard to imagine that Lambert hasn't seriously fallen out with the two of them for it to have reached this point. The question is then, where does that leave him? He was the one who brought them to the club and who has worked with them for all this time. To what extent has success he has had in the past been based on his working relationship with them and how successful can he be working with Sid and Shay?

However it pans out, I quite like the idea of promoting the coaches and assistants from within the club. We don't leave ourselves open to being left in the lurch if the manager flounces out just before the start of the season and we also leave open a door for the players to potentially progress through when their playing days are coming to an end.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: teamvillage on April 16, 2014, 09:51:04 AM
Juan Pablo Winnersh Tri-Angel
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Post by: bertlambshank on April 16, 2014, 09:58:52 AM
For all the Lambert must be useless for letting this go on etc.. comments, is it not possible / plausible that Lambert has been trying to make things work, at least just to get through to the end of the season, or working under guidance from Faulkner / HR, presumably to minimise exposure to compensation claims later.

Whatever happened at the weekend was obviously severe enough to invoke a procedure that usually is reserved for Gross Misconduct, which is usually physical violence, passing of company sensitive information, embezzlement, theft or such like.  You can draw your own conclusions as to which fits best with the events of the weekend through to yesterday.

If the weekend was "just" a continuation of whatever had gone before, it would just have resulted in the next stage of the process, which wouldn't be something we would hear about unless it was the last step and P45s for Culverhouse and Karsa.

Something drastic happened on Saturday over and above whatever else was going on for it to end with suspension pending investigation.
It's been going for weeks,a poster said as much on here.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: bobdylan on April 16, 2014, 09:59:49 AM
I assume Stan is not ready to get back into coaching again yet or he would have been called in.  Maybe next season if he's ready and Shay moves on.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: not3bad on April 16, 2014, 10:12:21 AM
Has anyone posted this article from the Guardian yet? http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/apr/15/aston-villa-coaches-ian-culverhouse-gary-karsa

Apologies if so.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ron Manager on April 16, 2014, 10:23:35 AM
It would be interesting to hear what Stephen Ireland has to say on this situation. He might have information that may be... er..interesting.

Or then again it may not.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: aev on April 16, 2014, 10:26:03 AM
Don't think you can suspend someone for being crap.

You terminate someone's contract for being crap.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Simon Ward on April 16, 2014, 10:27:32 AM
Late to the party as usual!

Steve Foster Square.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: martyn ellis on April 16, 2014, 10:29:14 AM
The incident before the Palace game obviously had a traumatic effect on poor ol' Ciaran Clark, who managed to send the ball sailing into touch with alarming regularity. Now I understand why. His mind was obviously on more important things.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: not3bad on April 16, 2014, 10:33:28 AM
Don't think you can suspend someone for being crap.

You terminate someone's contract for being crap.

The suspension is due to the altercations I think.  Though it probably doesn't help that they've been crap.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: SashasGrandad on April 16, 2014, 10:34:02 AM
Barry (w)Hole

Or is that too obtuse?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Clampy on April 16, 2014, 10:34:38 AM
The incident before the Palace game obviously had a traumatic effect on poor ol' Ciaran Clark, who managed to send the ball sailing into touch with alarming regularity. Now I understand why. His mind was obviously on more important things.

On which train to catch home?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: john e on April 16, 2014, 10:35:31 AM
I really don't know whats been going on, I cant understand how its all come about

but I do know one thing - I love Sid
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: mattjpa on April 16, 2014, 10:38:50 AM
It would be interesting to hear what Stephen Ireland has to say on this situation. He might have information that may be... er..interesting.

Or then again it may not.

Stephen Ireland Just signed a new 3year deal and proffessed to having his love for football back. Stoke lads at work reckon he has been superb. I knew there was a footballer in there somewhere.

On a side note, Paul Faulkner is decending into a parody character akin to Gordon Brittass or Basil Fawlty. Only at the Villa could a CEO release a statement about all pulling together and then suspend the coaching staff the day after. You literally couldnt make it up....
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: N'ZMAV on April 16, 2014, 10:46:22 AM
The incident before the Palace game obviously had a traumatic effect on poor ol' Ciaran Clark, who managed to send the ball sailing into touch with alarming regularity. Now I understand why. His mind was obviously on more important things.
that made me laugh
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: SO Villa on April 16, 2014, 10:53:01 AM
It would be interesting to hear what Stephen Ireland has to say on this situation. He might have information that may be... er..interesting.

Or then again it may not.

I couldn't care less what Stephen Ireland thinks.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on April 16, 2014, 11:04:17 AM
Kevin Kilburn
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chris Smith on April 16, 2014, 11:07:09 AM
Michael Four Oaks.
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Post by: eamonn on April 16, 2014, 11:07:57 AM
Clarke Carlisle
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: fbriai on April 16, 2014, 11:13:17 AM
Kent-ish Town- Nielsen
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Drummond on April 16, 2014, 11:15:34 AM
If the Mirror article is right and a number of staff have come forward with complaints, that is enough for a suspension. It appears they will go down the bullying/harassment line to me and that warrants suspension and then dismissal. Whether on the grounds of Gross Misconduct or via a Compromise Agreement.

I think the club have done the right thing, it's ever so hard for a manager (any manager) to deal with people unless there is something to deal with, by which I mean evidence, statements etc. It seems like they are now there so something can be done.

Why would the club want to pay out big money for terminating a contract when they can do it the right way and save cash. In addition to that, they will also get the staff back on side seeing that issues of this nature will be sorted.

Lambert is in an awkward position, I've had to do the same in the past and it's a nightmare, you know they are shit, other people know they are shit but unless you do it properly, you face a big payout. See MON for where the club fucked up last time. This time they'll have had good advice and are doing things properly.

Lambert seems to have come out of this ok to me. I don't see his position as untenable or that he has to go. We all make bad decisions when hiring people, it's unfortunate for him that his trusted people have fucked up big time. It's what happens next that is the telling thing.

With a decent coach or two, we may just be ok. I like Lambert's transfer dealings, with decent coaching we've already seen where it can take us.

My gut is that Karsa coming in was the thing that fucked it up.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: rob_bridge on April 16, 2014, 11:18:23 AM
Stuart Euston.

Houston not Euston
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: German James on April 16, 2014, 11:19:59 AM
Robbie Earlswood
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Des Little on April 16, 2014, 11:21:04 AM
Well its sounds like these two are a pair of arseholes so I'm very pleased they're gone.  My only regret is that none of the senior pros put them on their arses before things got this bad. 
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on April 16, 2014, 11:23:03 AM
Stuart Euston.

Houston not Euston

No, it's definitely Euston station.....
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: rob_bridge on April 16, 2014, 11:23:55 AM
Robbie Earlswood

Sir John (Wyt)hall

Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: rob_bridge on April 16, 2014, 11:25:00 AM
Stuart Euston.

Houston not Euston

No, it's definitely Euston station.....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houston_railway_station
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Clampy on April 16, 2014, 11:25:29 AM
Talking of train stations, does anyone actually get on or off at Duddeston?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on April 16, 2014, 11:26:20 AM
Stuart Euston.

Houston not Euston

No, it's definitely Euston station.....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houston_railway_station

Ah,

Jimmy and Brian Greenock
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 16, 2014, 11:26:36 AM
It's been going for weeks,a poster said as much on here.

I must have missed that.  I've not been on here too much the last month or so as it's been so negative (which is fair enough given how shite the football has been lately.)

If it has been going on for weeks, that would still fit with what I saıd. Walking them through a disciplinary process or trying to make things work maybe to try and keep some sense of stability, more likely to make sure any later actions would stand up at tribunal.

Whatever happened at the weekend must have been something more drastic than a mere continuation of what had gone before to result in the suspension pending enquiry.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Eckybloke on April 16, 2014, 11:28:39 AM
I presume someone has mentioned Phil King's Cross at some point?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Bad English on April 16, 2014, 11:29:43 AM
Talking of train stations, does anyone actually get on or off at Duddeston?
My wife says I aim for Euston, get on at Lea Hall and get off at Marston Green. :-(
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: not3bad on April 16, 2014, 11:44:17 AM
I've been inspired to buy a ticket for the Spurs match anyway. Nice that I could get that one as I'll miss Hull due to a stag weekend.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Steve R on April 16, 2014, 11:45:12 AM
Tony Morley. Unfortunately Wythenshawe doesn't have a railway station.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: SashasGrandad on April 16, 2014, 11:49:11 AM
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Is he the one sent off recently at VP?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on April 16, 2014, 11:49:43 AM
Gordon Bank
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Post by: Dr Butler on April 16, 2014, 11:53:58 AM
how far can we go with this ? Ireland ??

Dion Dublin Connolly station.....
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Clampy on April 16, 2014, 11:56:36 AM
Luke Moore Street.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on April 16, 2014, 11:57:42 AM
Talking of train stations, does anyone actually get on or off at Duddeston?
Not since 1972
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on April 16, 2014, 11:57:57 AM
I take it these are all First Great Weimann trains?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on April 16, 2014, 12:10:05 PM
Our new head of footballing development for next season has been unveiled:

(http://i1.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article109873.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/image-2-for-aston-villa-v-blackburn-the-match-in-pictures-gallery-587535098-109873.jpg)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Dave P on April 16, 2014, 12:13:02 PM
Our new head of footballing development for next season has been unveiled:

(http://i1.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article109873.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/image-2-for-aston-villa-v-blackburn-the-match-in-pictures-gallery-587535098-109873.jpg)

Ironically scoring a goal there to help us win a league cup semi final.  Those were the days !
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: sirlordbaltimore on April 16, 2014, 12:27:08 PM

Has anyone been able to find out what a 'head of football operations' role entails ?

Sounds like a made up job title. Wasn't/Isn't Karsa Lamberts brother in law or something ?

Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Simon Ward on April 16, 2014, 12:33:06 PM
Back on topic!

Edgar St. Davids?

Ji Sun Parkway?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ron Manager on April 16, 2014, 12:39:17 PM
Peter Crouch End
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: mrastonvilla on April 16, 2014, 12:43:01 PM

Has anyone been able to find out what a 'head of football operations' role entails ?

Sounds like a made up job title. Wasn't/Isn't Karsa Lamberts brother in law or something ?



Pumps up the Balls before training
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chris Smith on April 16, 2014, 12:46:45 PM
Cross City Line

John Aston
Clint Gravelly Hill
Chris Sutton Coldfield
Kyle Kings Naughton
Rob Barnt Green
Moustapha Salifou Oak
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Lizz on April 16, 2014, 12:58:50 PM
Dion Dublin Connelly.

Justin Edinburgh been suggested yet?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on April 16, 2014, 12:59:26 PM
Frank Rubery
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 16, 2014, 12:59:48 PM
David Hayemarket.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: OCD on April 16, 2014, 01:00:51 PM

Has anyone been able to find out what a 'head of football operations' role entails ?

Sounds like a made up job title. Wasn't/Isn't Karsa Lamberts brother in law or something ?



When Lambert came to us, the talk was that Karsa does a lot of video analysis of the opposition and the scouting of players. Given how a number of last summer's signings haven't worked out, the second point is interesting - especially that one way or another his time would appear to be up.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Dave Clark Five on April 16, 2014, 01:03:24 PM
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Is he the one sent off recently at VP?

Very good.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: citizenDJ on April 16, 2014, 01:03:26 PM
Mike Newell Street.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: itbrvilla on April 16, 2014, 01:06:50 PM
Frank Rubery
Apparently going to be reopened in the next few years I'm told....
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: DB on April 16, 2014, 01:07:35 PM
Cradley (Adrian) Heath.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: UK Redsox on April 16, 2014, 01:07:43 PM
Stuart Euston.

Houston not Euston

No, it's definitely Euston station.....

We have a problem
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on April 16, 2014, 01:12:51 PM
Joleon Bescot

Paul Jewellery Quarter
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Comrade Blitz on April 16, 2014, 01:24:29 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

The one thing I have with that is why would a footballer with plenty of spare cash catch a train? He could have bought a helicopter. Or a jet fighter. And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.

Wasn't there a European footballer at Arsenal a few years ago who was famous for always taking the bus and tube to Highbury/Emirates?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chris Smith on April 16, 2014, 01:26:16 PM
Wayne Longbridge
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Post by: not3bad on April 16, 2014, 01:32:37 PM
Marc Albrighton
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Post by: stubbsyandy on April 16, 2014, 01:33:53 PM
Wayne Longbridge
Don't think he played for Arsenal..
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Tokyo Sexwhale on April 16, 2014, 01:34:29 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

The one thing I have with that is why would a footballer with plenty of spare cash catch a train? He could have bought a helicopter. Or a jet fighter. And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.

Wasn't there a European footballer at Arsenal a few years ago who was famous for always taking the bus and tube to Highbury/Emirates?


Assou-Ekotto at Spurs, I believe.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: WestleyArmsAV on April 16, 2014, 01:34:41 PM
I didn't want to start a new thread as it may not have anything to do with the club, but there was a bunch of flowers with a note attached the main gates at VP this morning. I drove past them but as I was in a rush to snap up some more last minute Spurs tickets I never got to see what the note said?

can anyone shed any light on this?

UTV
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: SashasGrandad on April 16, 2014, 01:36:29 PM
Gare (ry) de Nord Lineker
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Reuben on April 16, 2014, 01:37:56 PM
I didn't want to start a new thread as it may not have anything to do with the club, but there was a bunch of flowers with a note attached the main gates at VP this morning. I drove past them but as I was in a rush to snap up some more last minute Spurs tickets I never got to see what the note said?

can anyone shed any light on this?

UTV
might it have been there from yesterday's Hillsborough anniversary?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Dr Butler on April 16, 2014, 01:38:27 PM
Dion Dublin Connelly.

Justin Edinburgh been suggested yet?

oh you little scamp Lizz....I said Dion first ;)

Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: rob_bridge on April 16, 2014, 01:38:46 PM
My old man trains with a bloke who speaks regularly to Bertrand, he said a few days before the Palace game that the dressing room's been completely lost and that Albrighton came home on the train on his own after Saturday due to a falling out with Culverhouse.

The one thing I have with that is why would a footballer with plenty of spare cash catch a train? He could have bought a helicopter. Or a jet fighter. And why do no Villa fans seem to have seen him on the traindespite, i'm assuming, some would be on the same one.

Wasn't there a European footballer at Arsenal a few years ago who was famous for always taking the bus and tube to Highbury/Emirates?

No idea but I remember a Football Focus / Saint n Greavsie article about David Rocastle who had a horrible cross London commute
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on April 16, 2014, 01:43:47 PM
OK I give in.
Zat Knightsbridge
Gareth Southgate
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Dr Butler on April 16, 2014, 01:48:33 PM
OK I give in.
Zat Knightsbridge
Gareth Southgate

too late, bored now....:)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: WestleyArmsAV on April 16, 2014, 01:51:38 PM
I didn't want to start a new thread as it may not have anything to do with the club, but there was a bunch of flowers with a note attached the main gates at VP this morning. I drove past them but as I was in a rush to snap up some more last minute Spurs tickets I never got to see what the note said?

can anyone shed any light on this?

UTV
might it have been there from yesterday's Hillsborough anniversary?

Very likely! Thanks!!

UTV
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ron Manager on April 16, 2014, 01:52:36 PM
David Midsomer Norton!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 16, 2014, 01:53:51 PM
Frank Rubery
Apparently going to be reopened in the next few years I'm told....

Along with Moseley and Phil King's Heath.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Mouse Potato on April 16, 2014, 02:02:00 PM
Stuart Euston.

Houston not Euston

No, it's definitely Euston station.....

We have a problem

 ;D  very good
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Dr Butler on April 16, 2014, 02:54:22 PM
just seen this on the OS, intresting read.

http://www.avfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10265~3770361,00.html
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: TheMalandro on April 16, 2014, 02:55:53 PM
"unexpected issues [and] very real obstacles"

what a mess
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: saunders_heroes on April 16, 2014, 03:07:28 PM
I don't know about anyone else, but even though the club seems to be in a mess I'm actually looking forward to Saturday because I think the Cowans and Given promotion will actually give us a lift. Hopefully it'll galvanise the players into giving a good performance and lift the club from the doom.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: AV82EC on April 16, 2014, 03:21:43 PM
just seen this on the OS, intresting read.

http://www.avfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10265~3770361,00.html

Jesus things really have got weird, the Chairman has spoken!  Well done Randy....
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ads on April 16, 2014, 03:23:09 PM
I don't know about anyone else, but even though the club seems to be in a mess I'm actually looking forward to Saturday because I think the Cowans and Given promotion will actually give us a lift. Hopefully it'll galvanise the players into giving a good performance and lift the club from the doom.

I am of the same view. It's as if something malignant has been removed and something very positive and, as you say, galvanising has filled the vacuum.

If we feel like this, then surely the players will too, so I am looking forward to Saturday.

Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ger Regan on April 16, 2014, 03:33:13 PM
I don't know about anyone else, but even though the club seems to be in a mess I'm actually looking forward to Saturday because I think the Cowans and Given promotion will actually give us a lift. Hopefully it'll galvanise the players into giving a good performance and lift the club from the doom.
It might seem strange considering where we are in the table, but the performance could be more important than the result.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithe on April 16, 2014, 03:35:27 PM
Samuel HS2

I think that's my favourite, from the so bad its good camp.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 16, 2014, 03:35:28 PM
You know it's big if Randy speaks. Very interesting stuff and a credit to Sid and Shay, and to an extent Lambert as well. I reckon we could see a performance on Saturday.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chris Smith on April 16, 2014, 03:38:55 PM
I don't know about anyone else, but even though the club seems to be in a mess I'm actually looking forward to Saturday because I think the Cowans and Given promotion will actually give us a lift. Hopefully it'll galvanise the players into giving a good performance and lift the club from the doom.

I am of the same view. It's as if something malignant has been removed and something very positive and, as you say, galvanising has filled the vacuum.

If we feel like this, then surely the players will too, so I am looking forward to Saturday.



Same here. Just been chatting to a Wolves fan who is understandably chuffed at the moment and she was wondering if these events would have any adverse impact but I said probably just the opposite.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ger Regan on April 16, 2014, 03:40:20 PM
Yeah, it could hardly get any worse.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 16, 2014, 03:41:00 PM
I don't know about anyone else, but even though the club seems to be in a mess I'm actually looking forward to Saturday because I think the Cowans and Given promotion will actually give us a lift. Hopefully it'll galvanise the players into giving a good performance and lift the club from the doom.

I am of the same view. It's as if something malignant has been removed and something very positive and, as you say, galvanising has filled the vacuum.

If we feel like this, then surely the players will too, so I am looking forward to Saturday.



Same here. Just been chatting to a Wolves fan who is understandably chuffed at the moment and she was wondering if these events would have any adverse impact but I said probably just the opposite.

Well frankly it'd be virtually impossible to get worse than we've been the past couple of weeks.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 16, 2014, 03:42:37 PM
Frank Rubery
Apparently going to be reopened in the next few years I'm told....

Along with Moseley and Phil King's Heath.

Which reminds me Graham Moseley
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 16, 2014, 03:44:35 PM
He's been loyal to the club by ensuring his previous mates get fired.  That is fair enough. I can respect that brutal honesty.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 16, 2014, 03:45:18 PM
Jordan Rhodes Island.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Simon Ward on April 16, 2014, 03:52:31 PM
Curiouser and curiouser!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 16, 2014, 03:58:42 PM
Jordan Mutch Markle
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 16, 2014, 03:59:13 PM
Wayne Biggin Hill
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: SashasGrandad on April 16, 2014, 04:05:46 PM
Jamie Clapham Junction
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 16, 2014, 04:08:36 PM
Gary Penrith
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: SashasGrandad on April 16, 2014, 04:09:58 PM
Jordan Mutch Markle

The nearest railway is nearly 6 miles away in Ledbury.

It's so far out in the sticks they have only just started using round wheels on their horse and carts.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Dribbler on April 16, 2014, 04:10:57 PM

To me this all just stinks of trying to deflect the criticism away from the manager, CEO and owner about where we are yet again.

The quote from Lerner kind of sums up his glib stupidity for me:

Quote
"Our manager has been faced with some unexpected issues that could have very easily set the Club back," he said

Where exactly does he think the club is to set it back any further than it already is? Has he actually watched any of the games this season and kept note of the numerous unenviable records that they as a management team have delivered us over the last 2 seasons?

I don't doubt that there will have been some good reason behind getting rid of C & K, the terrible quality of our football being enough, but they are trying to make out it is the sole cause of our current predicament and that it'll all be good now. It may give us that temporary lift we need to drag ourselves over the line this season with an eked out point or two, but something seriously needs to change in the summer.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 16, 2014, 04:14:19 PM
I have to say, that "could easily have set the club back" line made me raise an eyebrow, too.

So, he doesn't consider us to have been set back already, given our litany of broken (negative) records and lost games this season?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: rob_bridge on April 16, 2014, 04:18:06 PM
Frank Rubery
Apparently going to be reopened in the next few years I'm told....

Along with Moseley and Phil King's Heath.

Which reminds me Graham Moseley

So obvious
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Olof_Mellbeard on April 16, 2014, 04:25:07 PM
Steve's Taunton
Dennis Parsons Street
Wayne Bridge-water
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Sister of Top Cat on April 16, 2014, 04:25:56 PM
It used to be Edge and Ellison, who then became part of Hammonds Suddard Edge, which then became Hammonds, which then became, if I remember correctly, Squire Sanders. No idea who they use now. Sadly not my firm!
They still do.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ads on April 16, 2014, 04:27:36 PM
I think Lerner is referring to relegation.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: LeeB on April 16, 2014, 04:43:58 PM
I bought two tickets for the Hull game yesterday about an hour before this all kicked off.

I think the club should take time to recognise this gesture of support that came before the upsurge of optimism that followed.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Tuscans on April 16, 2014, 04:56:10 PM
Mr Woodhall on Talksport now

His yam yam accent is barely detectable.
I always assumed the guy was in his 70's....I sense I'm wrong listening to him.
No not in his 70's still lives in the 70's! Anyway what did his greatness proffer?
Yes,
A clip round the ear for cheeky young posters.

Was that on Andy Goulstein's show last night? I normally have that on.
Yes, the Sports Bar with Gouldstein and Cundy. I think it was about 11 pm, it's on the podcast now if you're interested.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Legion on April 16, 2014, 04:58:50 PM
Link?
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Post by: Mister E on April 16, 2014, 05:01:33 PM
Link?
Missing?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Tuscans on April 16, 2014, 05:07:38 PM
Link?
Missing?
http://talksport.com/radio/listen-again/1397595600

There you go. I think it was about 11pm but don't quote me on that....Woodie would know.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Legion on April 16, 2014, 05:08:35 PM
Thank you.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Legion on April 16, 2014, 05:10:51 PM
23:00-23:30
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Post by: Legion on April 16, 2014, 05:11:57 PM
18 mins in.
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Post by: Tuscans on April 16, 2014, 05:13:45 PM
23:00-23:30
Yep, roughly 18 minutes into the 11:00-11:30 podcast.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Tuscans on April 16, 2014, 05:18:33 PM
I had a slight chuckle to myself when Goldstein says, "Lets speak to the editor of the Villa fanzine....Heroes and Vi....(pause)....Villains!!???". Like he's thinking....Villains....don't get it!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Dave Clark Five on April 16, 2014, 05:21:52 PM
Steve's Taunton
Dennis Parsons Street
Wayne Bridge-water

Drink up thy zider!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: eamonn on April 16, 2014, 05:56:18 PM
Any chance the train puns, which have surely run aground by now, can be kept separate to the most interesting thing to happen at the Villa since Delph re-imagined Cruyff?

New quotes from Randy are as rare as rocking horse shit, it's a travesty they're buried amongst the trainspotting.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 16, 2014, 06:07:33 PM
I vote we have a sticky entitled - Randy Lerner comments on Aston Villa.  You can post retrospective ones.  Take all of 5 minutes?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: TheMalandro on April 16, 2014, 06:19:10 PM
I vote we have a sticky entitled - Randy Lerner comments on Aston Villa.  You can post retrospective ones.  Take all of 5 minutes?

"gee, why don't those motherf*ckers like the cool motif I made?"
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on April 16, 2014, 06:37:02 PM
Asa Hertford
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Post by: Rigadon on April 16, 2014, 06:50:02 PM
I wonder how this links (if at all) to our so woeful it can't be coincidence record of seriou training injuries?  Have the players been 'over worked' this season to the point of them getting crocked?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: brian green on April 16, 2014, 06:51:05 PM
Bobby Moore's Treat.   Having triggered the railway rummage, I am now quite pleased I did because it is a nice irritation to all the lazy journos like James Nursey who trawl these golden threads to stitch together their "exclusives".   Picture if you will -"wat the feckin' 'ell these Birningham twats on abart?  Feckin' railways!    I arxe you."
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on April 16, 2014, 07:02:02 PM
Alex Uxbridge Chamberlain
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Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 16, 2014, 07:41:39 PM
Chris Sutphin (New York underground station) I think.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 16, 2014, 07:47:05 PM
James Chester Road

Does anybody know when Culverhouse will be officially named as the new Norwich manager with Karsa as his Assistant Manager?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on April 16, 2014, 08:11:46 PM
James Chester Road

Does anybody know when Culverhouse will be officially named as the new Norwich manager with Karsa as his Assistant Manager?
Hopefully as soon as they they are found/plead guilty at the hearing and get the f*ck out of VP.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: brian green on April 16, 2014, 08:12:36 PM
There is a certain logic about your line of reasoning Rudy.   Norwich hate us.   Culverhouse and Karsa allegedly behaved as though they hated us and that will not have been improved by having their feet nailed to the naughty step.   On the basis of "my enemy's enemy is my friend" they should be looking for nice digs in and around Costessey any time soon.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: LeeB on April 16, 2014, 08:22:46 PM
James Chester Road

Does anybody know when Culverhouse will be officially named as the new Norwich manager with Karsa as his Assistant Manager?

I think someone mentioned this yesterday, and it struck me then as a neat explanation as to why this matter has come to a head for both men at the same time.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Clampy on April 16, 2014, 08:31:52 PM
James Chester Road

Does anybody know when Culverhouse will be officially named as the new Norwich manager with Karsa as his Assistant Manager?

I think someone mentioned this yesterday, and it struck me then as a neat explanation as to why this matter has come to a head for both men at the same time.

It's very possible although I doubt it. I'm still swaying towards the player animosity theory. It would explain why we've been so inconsistently poor this season.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on April 16, 2014, 08:39:29 PM
Nah, can't believe the back to Norwich thing. Surely it's something far juicier than that
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Duncan Shaw on April 16, 2014, 08:40:20 PM
Haven't checked as just got in from a busy day, but has there been a rush of photos on the OS of training today from body moor showing everyone laughing and joking?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: brian green on April 16, 2014, 08:42:10 PM
Me too Clamps.   It's like one of those pictures when you half close your eyes it turns from Sunset Over Stevenage to Kylie Minogue's Arse.   Look at the season as a whole and they have played like an unhappy bunch of young blokes.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: john2710 on April 16, 2014, 08:45:03 PM
Randy's statement made particular reference to loyalty to the club, which gives me the indication that the Norwich link might have something to it.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on April 16, 2014, 08:46:59 PM
John Barnes
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Post by: brian green on April 16, 2014, 08:48:59 PM
Clive Tyseley.   Not even Norwich can be that mad.   Like putting a wife batterer in charge of a women's refuge.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 16, 2014, 08:49:17 PM
Randy's statement made particular reference to loyalty to the club, which gives me the indication that the Norwich link might have something to it.

I think it has more to do with Lambert choosing the club over his mates.  Of course if they've been stitching him up in any way, it becomes a much easier decision.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on April 16, 2014, 08:53:32 PM
Gareth Barry Island
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: brian green on April 16, 2014, 08:54:05 PM
Gareth Southgate.   Apologies if it has already been posted but my son Damon's quote is the pithiest of the pithy.   He said "They told Lambert if he wanted to keep his job he had to go out in the boat and shoot Fredo".
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: James on April 16, 2014, 08:56:12 PM
I'm a frequent reader here but don't post too often these days. The fact is, all the speculation about Dumb & Dumber aside, how can all of you have failed to mention MORTIMER railway station?  :)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on April 16, 2014, 08:58:33 PM
Talking of train stations, does anyone actually get on or off at Duddeston?
Not since 1972
That was me, and I can confirm that Duddeston station is a physical manifestation of a portal into the Fourth Dimension.
I got off there by accident in 1972 and have been condemned ever since. Every time I go to Villa Park now all I can see before me are Cumbes, Aitken, Curtis, Gidman, Nicholl, Hamilton, McMahon, Rioch, Beard, Graydon , Little and Ross.
I must admit as a curse it's not too bad, but be warned......if you get off at Duddeston now you will relive this season for the rest of your life.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: 1_Pablo_Angel on April 16, 2014, 09:01:03 PM
Talking of train stations, does anyone actually get on or off at Duddeston?

I will be tomorrow morning with the car temporarily out of action...
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on April 16, 2014, 09:03:34 PM
It's very possible although I doubt it. I'm still swaying towards the player animosity theory. It would explain why we've been so inconsistently poor this season.
Ahahaa Clampers me old mucker that's what you would like it to be as it fits what we desire.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on April 16, 2014, 09:05:06 PM
Talking of train stations, does anyone actually get on or off at Duddeston?
Not since 1972
Not since  1992.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: ChicagoLion on April 16, 2014, 09:05:27 PM
This stuff does not happen in organisations that are well managed and led. This tells you everything you need to know about what a mess the Club are in.

Maybe just maybe if the owner showed up occasionally, they didn't have an Account Manager as CEO or if they had a manager that knew what the fuck his staff were up to tis shit would not happen.



Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: caster troy on April 16, 2014, 09:11:29 PM
Lerner finally speaks and it's to praise Lambert's loyalty? Is he taking the piss? Lambert should be thanking his lucky stars he hasn't been sacked despite his performance warranting that about 10 times over. He was hardly likely to walk out was he? And then the comment about how we've avoided a setback... how much further back can we go? Lose every single game? Never score at all? Lose 10-0 at home to Stoke instead of 4-1?

How about thanking the fans for their loyalty, turning out in numbers to support the team despite us being frankly unwatchable in most games at Villa Park?

To sum up we've got an awful manager, a Chairman who ridiculously seems to think he's doing a good job despite the farcical scenes on and off the pitch, and everyone is clinging to the vain hope that the reason we've been terrible for 2 years is that the players didn't like the coaches?




Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 16, 2014, 09:14:35 PM
I must admit, I am happy these changes have taken place - better they happened than it dragged on even longer - but I do wonder, if Lambo was so in favour of binning them, how the fuck has it been allowed to go on so long?

If it is because Lambert just wasn't around or turned a blind eye to it, then that's a concern. Then again, if it is true that he tried to bin them ages ago, but the club wouldn't let him - and it is easy to guess what sort of reason they'd have for not wanting to do this, sadly - then that is every bit as worrying.

If it is a heavily negative influence, how has it gone on this long?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Chris Smith on April 16, 2014, 09:20:38 PM
I must admit, I am happy these changes have taken place - better they happened than it dragged on even longer - but I do wonder, if Lambo was so in favour of binning them, how the fuck has it been allowed to go on so long?

If it is because Lambert just wasn't around or turned a blind eye to it, then that's a concern. Then again, if it is true that he tried to bin them ages ago, but the club wouldn't let him - and it is easy to guess what sort of reason they'd have for not wanting to do this, sadly - then that is every bit as worrying.

If it is a heavily negative influence, how has it gone on this long?

You do need grounds to sack people or be prepared to pay large compensation payouts. You can understand why they would see it as a last resort.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: caster troy on April 16, 2014, 09:22:39 PM
I must admit, I am happy these changes have taken place - better they happened than it dragged on even longer - but I do wonder, if Lambo was so in favour of binning them, how the fuck has it been allowed to go on so long?

If it is because Lambert just wasn't around or turned a blind eye to it, then that's a concern. Then again, if it is true that he tried to bin them ages ago, but the club wouldn't let him - and it is easy to guess what sort of reason they'd have for not wanting to do this, sadly - then that is every bit as worrying.

If it is a heavily negative influence, how has it gone on this long?

Exactly. If Lambert was so detached that he wasn't aware of the problem, that is a shocking indictment of his managerial style. If he was close to it but did nothing, that is even worse.

I find it hard to believe the club would stand in his way if he knew and tried to do something about it and Lerner's statement wouldn't make sense in that context.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 16, 2014, 09:24:32 PM
I must admit, I am happy these changes have taken place - better they happened than it dragged on even longer - but I do wonder, if Lambo was so in favour of binning them, how the fuck has it been allowed to go on so long?

If it is because Lambert just wasn't around or turned a blind eye to it, then that's a concern. Then again, if it is true that he tried to bin them ages ago, but the club wouldn't let him - and it is easy to guess what sort of reason they'd have for not wanting to do this, sadly - then that is every bit as worrying.

If it is a heavily negative influence, how has it gone on this long?

You do need grounds to sack people or be prepared to pay large compensation payouts. You can understand why they would see it as a last resort.

I think you must be right Chris. If in doubt, with this board, assume the parsimonious motive.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on April 16, 2014, 09:29:53 PM
Is there a time frame in which the internal inquiries and subsequent hearing have to be held?
I only ask because I should think the club will want this sorted one way or the other as soon as possible.
I certainly wont be holding my breath waiting for all the gory details to come out. The best we can hope for is a sanitised version of events from the club board or some sort of "agreed" statement from both parties that tells us nothing.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Grande Pablo on April 16, 2014, 09:40:27 PM
Tony Woodcockfosters
Tony Barton Manor
Trent Valley Reznor
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on April 16, 2014, 09:51:21 PM
Is there a time frame in which the internal inquiries and subsequent hearing have to be held?
That depends on whether or not they are suspended with/without pay.  If it's with pay than  it can go on as long as it suits the Employer. Without it has to be dealt with at the earliest possible opportunity.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Richard E on April 16, 2014, 09:54:31 PM
Is there a time frame in which the internal inquiries and subsequent hearing have to be held?
That depends on whether or not they are suspended with/without pay.  If it's with pay than  it can go on as long as it suits the Employer. Without it has to be dealt with at the earliest possible opportunity.

It would be very rare (to the point of virtually never happening) that an employer would have a contractual right to suspend without pay.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 16, 2014, 10:00:25 PM
James Chester Road

Does anybody know when Culverhouse will be officially named as the new Norwich manager with Karsa as his Assistant Manager?

I think someone mentioned this yesterday, and it struck me then as a neat explanation as to why this matter has come to a head for both men at the same time.

It's very possible although I doubt it. I'm still swaying towards the player animosity theory. It would explain why we've been so inconsistently poor this season.

I think the tactical ineptitude is more a reason for us being so poor this season, Clamps. I don't believe the Norwich link is the sole reason, player animosity must be top of the list and the Norwich job only became available a few weeks ago, though they may have been sounded out a few months ago, it's been horrible their since before Xmas. As Brian listed, there are many reasons for the Norwich interest but he missed out how much the carrot crunchers love Culverhouse. He'd be a very popular choice, indifferent to what division they find themselves next season.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on April 16, 2014, 10:03:19 PM
Talking of train stations, does anyone actually get on or off at Duddeston?
Not since 1972
That was me, and I can confirm that Duddeston station is a physical manifestation of a portal into the Fourth Dimension.
I got off there by accident in 1972 and have been condemned ever since. Every time I go to Villa Park now all I can see before me are Cumbes, Aitken, Curtis, Gidman, Nicholl, Hamilton, McMahon, Rioch, Beard, Graydon , Little and Ross.
I must admit as a curse it's not too bad, but be warned......if you get off at Duddeston now you will relive this season for the rest of your life.
I'm sure it was me.
I was there.

Or was I?
Was it you?
Fred Turnbull?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: IAmTheOneIanOlney on April 16, 2014, 10:05:27 PM
Earlsfield Barrett
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Post by: N'Rexy on April 16, 2014, 10:10:00 PM
Dwight York

Did we have that yet?

I am liking the Norwich link. Sounds plausible that the combination of rowing and treachery could be the straw that broke lambos back.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: rob_bridge on April 16, 2014, 10:12:48 PM
This stuff does not happen in organisations that are well managed and led. This tells you everything you need to know about what a mess the Club are in.

Maybe just maybe if the owner showed up occasionally, they didn't have an Account Manager as CEO or if they had a manager that knew what the fuck his staff were up to tis shit would not happen.

I really would like to be able to disagree with you. But I can't.

They are 2 people short at board level in terms of football nous. One of them should be a DoF type figure. Faulkner is learning football politics on the job. Not the same thing As this is merely feathering his own nest for the future.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on April 16, 2014, 10:13:21 PM
Bromley by Lee Bowyer
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Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 16, 2014, 10:14:47 PM
Steve Hodge Hill

I know I know I know
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Post by: silhillvilla on April 16, 2014, 10:15:58 PM
Carl Court Rd
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: rob_bridge on April 16, 2014, 10:18:11 PM
Steve Hodge Hill

I know I know I know

Get out! (Arnie voice from Terminator)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 16, 2014, 10:20:29 PM
The quality of the rail puns has dipped like Villa's form in recent weeks.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 16, 2014, 10:21:20 PM
Brian Inkline
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Post by: silhillvilla on April 16, 2014, 10:22:53 PM
Victoria Moses
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Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 16, 2014, 10:24:50 PM
Carlos Tevezstock Square
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Post by: Exeter 77 on April 16, 2014, 10:29:24 PM
Paul (The) Lake(s)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: mike on April 16, 2014, 10:30:14 PM
We have been shit pretty much all season. Therefore, either this has been happening for a long time with him doing nothing about it, in which case he is a poor manager, or this is a recent thing and the season long poor form is a result of him being a poor manager. My bet is that he is a poor manager.

On a completely separate point, I remember in the first heady days of young love a lot of people quoting Norwich fans saying that Culverrhouse and Karsa we're vital to Lambert's (ahem) success.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Rodders on April 16, 2014, 10:34:09 PM
Tony Moon-ington Crescent!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Louzie0 on April 16, 2014, 10:49:47 PM
Reykjavik Crowe
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Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 16, 2014, 11:28:46 PM
Bob Paisley
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Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 16, 2014, 11:33:43 PM
David Silva Streak
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithe on April 16, 2014, 11:45:15 PM
If its not been done a few times...

Alexander Paddington-ev.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithe on April 16, 2014, 11:46:01 PM
St Pancras-ton Villa
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on April 16, 2014, 11:47:41 PM
If its not been done a few times...

Alexander Paddington-ev.
The train you always miss...
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithe on April 16, 2014, 11:51:10 PM
The trains from there are at least travelling in vaguely the right direction to where you want them to be going. We can but dream...
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: ChicagoLion on April 17, 2014, 01:19:18 AM
This stuff does not happen in organisations that are well managed and led. This tells you everything you need to know about what a mess the Club are in.

Maybe just maybe if the owner showed up occasionally, they didn't have an Account Manager as CEO or if they had a manager that knew what the fuck his staff were up to tis shit would not happen.

I really would like to be able to disagree with you. But I can't.

They are 2 people short at board level in terms of football nous. One of them should be a DoF type figure. Faulkner is learning football politics on the job. Not the same thing As this is merely feathering his own nest for the future.
I think if you have 1 person at the top who knows  what he is doing the rest will fall in to place regardless of titles. We have 3 who obviously don't.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: damon loves JT on April 17, 2014, 02:47:41 AM
The club could turn a blind eye to an 'abrasive, no-nonsense' coaching style if it was yielding results. If the results are poor then it is just old-fashioned bullying and Culverhouse can, to coin a phrase, 'fuck off'.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 17, 2014, 08:09:04 AM
Brian Mary Labone
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Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 17, 2014, 08:16:21 AM
Ian Bogie on the Leyton Orient Express.

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Post by: silhillvilla on April 17, 2014, 08:26:13 AM
Dean Saunders Foot
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Post by: LeeB on April 17, 2014, 08:26:14 AM
Ian Bogie on the Leyton Orient Express.



Chris Herd-er on the Leyton Orient express
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Post by: CJ on April 17, 2014, 09:20:06 AM
Has anyone said Nathan Baker Street yet?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on April 17, 2014, 09:29:17 AM
Ron Saundersfoot. Chico Hamilton.
Can't wait to see Nursey's next Villa Exclusive. Telling the world about our encyclopaedic knowledge of football related railway stations. ;D
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: brian green on April 17, 2014, 09:54:44 AM
Both Andy Grays. If the papers are to be believed this morning and Lambert is planning to dispose of Sid and Shay once they have healed the wounds inflicted on his watch and get in some more abrasive mates all of this exercise in cleaning up the shit of Lamberts tenure will be to no avail. Lambert also has to be held to account.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Trinitymiddle on April 17, 2014, 10:26:22 AM
This has been posted on 'The Secret Footballer' website. The guy has had 2 books out and has a regular column in 'The Guardian'. Widely believed to be Dave Kitson from Stoke City.Make of it what you will...

Backroom harmony at Villa turns sour

To many commentators on the outside looking in, the events at Aston Villa this week have had all the hallmarks of a training ground bust-up or a pre-match coming together.

Where I was concerned, the suspensions this week of assistant manager Ian Culverhouse and head of football operations Gary Karsa looked as if a decent column was only 1,000 words away.

Unfortunately, the reality wasn’t anywhere near juicy enough.

“It’s been a gradual erosion of staff working relationships, mate,” my source at Villa Park said. He is a man who, it’s worth noting, is as close to Aston Villa FC as it is possible to get without actually slipping on a shirt each week.

My own team-mate did it once and was duly fined two weeks’ wages

“Randy [Lerner, the club chairman] has been very supportive of Paul [Lambert, the manager] and the latter actually supported the decision. And keep in mind that those outed have been at four different clubs with Paul.”

I put the various rumours to him that there had been a coming together before the Crystal Palace game on Saturday, which Villa lost 1-0 at Selhurst Park, and that one of the players went home after the game by train.

It has been known; my own team-mate did it once and was duly fined two weeks’ wages.

“There has been plenty of hearsay, mate,” my friend said. “All of which is wrong. This week, I’ve had four different newspapers ring me asking about those same rumours.

“All of them are bollocks [he actually said that] and were dreamt up somewhere on the internet. The one about the player taking the train home was the worst. He was actually on the team bus with everyone else.”

There’s always a little more to it than that, though. The bottom line is that Lerner has stood by Lambert, as my friend rightly said, but only because Lambert has agreed, somewhere along the line, to never mention the fact that he has no real money to spend.

Lambert is an extension of Lerner’s business model for Villa, which is to stay in the Premier League using a mixture of cheap foreign imports and home-grown youth.

Lambert is an extension of Lerner’s business model for Villa
Take Lerner’s quotes yesterday as the example. Here is a man who is notoriously reclusive, rarely makes any statement and, yet, his first public offering of the year is a ringing endorsement of his manger’s abilities.

“Our manager has been faced with some unexpected issues,” Lerner said. “In watching him handle matters, I’ve seen total loyalty and commitment to Aston Villa.”

Keep in mind that Villa are 14th in the Premier League and just four points off the relegation places.

But my friend is adamant. “This is a genuine case of ‘wanting to do something’ before the end of the season in order to get a reaction from the players,” he said. “In our last game, the fans were calling for Paul’s head, so the club felt it needed to do something.”

The new recruits were already in the building. Development coach Gordan Cowans is a “god” at Villa and has no doubt been promoted to give the managerial side of things a more likeable face.

The lads at Villa love Given; everybody, for that matter, loves Given
“But Shay Given [the goalkeeper] was perhaps an odd choice,” my friend added, “especially given that Paul has largely frozen him out.”

It isn’t strange to me. Needs must where the bigger picture is concerned. The lads at Villa love Given; everybody, for that matter, loves Given.

One thing that I did think was a little odd, though, was the fact that Villa had suspended Culverhouse and Karsa rather than mutually agreeing to terminate their deals.

“Randy won’t pay for something if he doesn’t have to,” my friend said.


Read more at http://www.thesecretfootballer.com/articles/the-secret-footballer/16584/backroom-harmony-at-villa-turns-sour/#R4gaH3aqVj0RQePX.99
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: German James on April 17, 2014, 10:30:09 AM
If the papers are to be believed this morning and Lambert is planning to dispose of Sid and Shay...

Where's this, please?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: brian green on April 17, 2014, 10:41:58 AM
Nursey page 80 Daily Mirror "Lambo makes Stark choice" Says and I quote "Lambert has temporarily promoted.....Gordon Cowans...and Shay Given".
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: German James on April 17, 2014, 10:44:04 AM
Nursey page 80 Daily Mirror "Lambo makes Stark choice" Says and I quote "Lambert has temporarily promoted.....Gordon Cowans...and Shay Given".

Thanks!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: damon loves JT on April 17, 2014, 11:10:00 AM
Of all the things to hate about that 'Secret Footballer' schtick, the two worst for me are:

1. The veneer of ordinary-blokiness, hovering half way between Steve Claridge and Graeme le Saux
2. The absence of anything attributable to anyone. If it happens to be wrong or - ha ha - completely made up, nobody can challenge it.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: DrGonzo on April 17, 2014, 11:12:34 AM
Nursey page 80 Daily Mirror "Lambo makes Stark choice" Says and I quote "Lambert has temporarily promoted.....Gordon Cowans...and Shay Given".

  Well that's bleeding obvious, isn't it?  He can't permanently replace Karsehole and C***verhouse while they are only suspended, or else they would have had their contracts terminated rather than being the subject of an HR investigation.  Pending the result of the internal inquiry and the replacement/reinstatement (can't see that happening!) any appointment must be temporary or the cocks could push for constructive dismissal and a pay off, something it would appear that Uncle Randy is trying to avoid.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: brian green on April 17, 2014, 11:20:36 AM
Claridge will not stop using the word "of" instead of "have" in pursuit of his blokeiness.  Luckily most of his attempts at what he regards as Punditspeak do not get transmitted as far as Perpignan. 
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: brian green on April 17, 2014, 11:29:36 AM
The point I was making is how can Lambert be lining up Billy Stark? If he cant replace C and K for legal reasons he has no option but to accept Sid and Shay for however long it takes.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Tokyo Sexwhale on April 17, 2014, 12:04:38 PM
We might need Tony Stark, a real iron man on the coaching staff...
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Jimbo on April 17, 2014, 12:11:06 PM
Claridge will not stop using the word "of" instead of "have" in pursuit of his blokeiness.  Luckily most of his attempts at what he regards as Punditspeak do not get transmitted as far as Perpignan. 

Fortunately, most of Claridge's high-pitched twattish whining can only be picked up by dogs and sophisticated acoustic tracking equipment.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: mr underhill on April 17, 2014, 01:09:19 PM
woof woof!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: LeeB on April 17, 2014, 01:23:38 PM
woof woof!

I agree, Claridge is a turd.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: mr underhill on April 17, 2014, 01:24:50 PM
woof!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: LeeB on April 17, 2014, 01:32:59 PM
woof!

Yes, and a dirty nose.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on April 17, 2014, 01:37:11 PM
Claridge will not stop using the word "of" instead of "have" in pursuit of his blokeiness.  Luckily most of his attempts at what he regards as Punditspeak do not get transmitted as far as Perpignan. 

Fortunately, most of Claridge's high-pitched twattish whining can only be picked up by dogs and sophisticated acoustic tracking equipment.
Apparently Claridge and Carragher can have full conversations with each other within a 500 mile radius, just by screeching up to the sky.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Legion on April 17, 2014, 01:38:13 PM
Iain Dowie:

Quote
"I really believe it is Villa down," Dowie told talkSPORT. "It is going to be very difficult for Paul. Ian Culverhouse did a lot of the coaching and now he isn't there.
"It will be something a little alien to Paul Lambert. I just wonder where the goals are going to come from."
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: LeeB on April 17, 2014, 01:39:19 PM
Iain Dowie:

Quote
"I really believe it is Villa down," Dowie told talkSPORT. "It is going to be very difficult for Paul. Ian Culverhouse did a lot of the coaching and now he isn't there.
"It will be something a little alien to Paul Lambert. I just wonder where the goals are going to come from."

Yeah, and he thought he was going to manage QPR on his own terms.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Clampy on April 17, 2014, 01:42:13 PM
Iain Dowie:

Quote
"I really believe it is Villa down," Dowie told talkSPORT. "It is going to be very difficult for Paul. Ian Culverhouse did a lot of the coaching and now he isn't there.
"It will be something a little alien to Paul Lambert. I just wonder where the goals are going to come from."

Yeah, and he thought he was going to manage QPR on his own terms.

He has a point about the goals though.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Small Rodent on April 17, 2014, 01:42:33 PM
Derek Streatham
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: LeeB on April 17, 2014, 01:55:39 PM
Iain Dowie:

Quote
"I really believe it is Villa down," Dowie told talkSPORT. "It is going to be very difficult for Paul. Ian Culverhouse did a lot of the coaching and now he isn't there.
"It will be something a little alien to Paul Lambert. I just wonder where the goals are going to come from."

Yeah, and he thought he was going to manage QPR on his own terms.

He has a point about the goals though.

It could be the title of his autobiography.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 17, 2014, 01:58:24 PM
Comparing the football Cowans has produced in the youth and reserve teams with the football produced by Culverhouse in the first team, I wouldn't want to speculate as to who was the better coach - I certainly wouldn't want to assert that it's Culverhouse.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 17, 2014, 02:44:24 PM
Of all the things to hate about that 'Secret Footballer' schtick, the two worst for me are:

1. The veneer of ordinary-blokiness, hovering half way between Steve Claridge and Graeme le Saux

Witness his relating conversations where every line ends with "mate".

What a ****** hole.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on April 17, 2014, 02:44:47 PM
Steve Hodge Hill

I know I know I know
Where is the Hodge Hill station?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 17, 2014, 02:51:56 PM
Of all the things to hate about that 'Secret Footballer' schtick, the two worst for me are:

1. The veneer of ordinary-blokiness, hovering half way between Steve Claridge and Graeme le Saux

Witness his relating conversations where every line ends with "mate".

What a c*** hole.

The whole "mate" thing just seems so manufactured. Like it will help us, mere ordinary folk always looking up at the world to better relate.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: russon on April 17, 2014, 02:53:20 PM
Claridge will not stop using the word "of" instead of "have" in pursuit of his blokeiness.  Luckily most of his attempts at what he regards as Punditspeak do not get transmitted as far as Perpignan. 
Punditry reached new depths when Danny Mills claimed during a recent commentary to be 'a little bit amazed'. I ask you. As for high pitched whining see Mark 'Lawro' Lawrenson, a legend in his own lunchtime and utterly insufferable in terms of lame ex-pro joshing and japing. The media merry-go-round of crap pundits with nothing of value to bring beyond the standard platitudes has to stop. When the camera pans in on the guest summarisers at the start of MOTD I feel I could weep when perming any 2 from Hansen, Savage, Mills, Lawrenson, Owen, the list goes on. And just when you thought matters couldn't get worse, cue bugalugs Lineker with his toe curling delivery and content, he's like a ham actor out of stage school playing at presenting. None of which regards the thread topic I know but I was moved to throw in my two penneth when reading Brian's quip about Claridge. PS. Garth Crooks should be an anagram of 'melodramatic balloon'.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 17, 2014, 02:53:44 PM
Steve Hodge Hill

I know I know I know
Where is the Hodge Hill station?

It was fun at first, but hasn't the whole train station thing got a bit done to death now?

People are just stringing footballer names with place names and hoping there's a station there.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: DrGonzo on April 17, 2014, 02:54:38 PM
Oh and Shinjuku Nakata.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 17, 2014, 02:58:51 PM
Claridge will not stop using the word "of" instead of "have" in pursuit of his blokeiness.  Luckily most of his attempts at what he regards as Punditspeak do not get transmitted as far as Perpignan. 
Punditry reached new depths when Danny Mills claimed during a recent commentary to be 'a little bit amazed'. I ask you. As for high pitched whining see Mark 'Lawro' Lawrenson, a legend in his own lunchtime and utterly insufferable in terms of lame ex-pro joshing and japing. The media merry-go-round of crap pundits with nothing of value to bring beyond the standard platitudes has to stop. When the camera pans in on the guest summarisers at the start of MOTD I feel I could weep when perming any 2 from Hansen, Savage, Mills, Lawrenson, Owen, the list goes on. And just when you thought matters couldn't get worse, cue bugalugs Lineker with his toe curling delivery and content, he's like a ham actor out of stage school playing at presenting. None of which regards the thread topic I know but I was moved to throw in my two penneth when reading Brian's quip about Claridge. PS. Garth Crooks should be an anagram of 'melodramatic balloon'.

They sit there in their smart but casual shirts and nicely pressed trousers, fishing into the same big barrel of fucking cliches week in, week out, as that empty headed idiot Lineker eggs them on.

The BBC also persist in this belief that Robbie Savage is some kind of national treasure we all want to hear from, rather than an annoying prick 99% of football supporters would refuse to piss on, should they find him aflame.

Someone wrote an article recently in one of the broadsheets saying that there is a conveyor belt of bog-standard, unimpressive English managers on a gravy train from one hugely paid job to another, without actually achieving anything or innovating in any way. I thought that was spot on, but I'd also say it extends to pundits.

Does anyone - genuinely, anyone - in this country find themselves thinking "Can't wait to hear what Alan Shearer has to say about that!"? Or "That Michael Owen, he's absolutely nailed it there"?

There are two pundits worth listening to, in my opinion, Gary Neville and then - a fair way back - Roy Keane, and in the case of the latter, it's mostly only because he's so amusingly aggressive. The rest of them are truly dreadful. I'd happily have them led out of their studios and shot one after the other.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on April 17, 2014, 03:01:11 PM
If the papers are to be believed this morning and Lambert is planning to dispose of Sid and Shay...

Where's this, please?
Nowhere. It's a very negative spin by poster based on 2+2 makes 5 ...no 10!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Louzie0 on April 17, 2014, 03:01:31 PM

PS. Garth Crooks should be an anagram of 'melodramatic balloon'.

Brilliant!

I can't watch FF, he irritates me so much.
I don't doubt his good intentions and he's probably a nice chap but the portentous delivery of his opinions comes across as overweening self-importance and it's really difficult to take what he's saying seriously as a result.

Whenever I've seen him interviewing somebody at a ground somewhere, he's a lot more natural and much better. Keep him out of the studio!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Pat McMahon on April 17, 2014, 03:03:29 PM
We might need Tony Stark, a real iron man on the coaching staff...

The way we are playing at the moment I would settle for Koo Stark.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 17, 2014, 03:35:46 PM
Iain Dowie:

Quote
"I really believe it is Villa down," Dowie told talkSPORT. "It is going to be very difficult for Paul. Ian Culverhouse did a lot of the coaching and now he isn't there.
"It will be something a little alien to Paul Lambert. I just wonder where the goals are going to come from."

Well we got fuck all goals when Culverhouse was coaching so no loss there.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on April 17, 2014, 03:56:41 PM
We might need Tony Stark, a real iron man on the coaching staff...

The way we are playing at the moment I would settle for Koo Stark.
Where would you play her Paul? (supposing you have the 1982 version rather than how she is today)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Legion on April 17, 2014, 03:58:21 PM
In the hole?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: UK Redsox on April 17, 2014, 04:07:51 PM
In the hole?

Pushing forward from the back ?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ron Manager on April 17, 2014, 04:08:04 PM
We might need Tony Stark, a real iron man on the coaching staff...

The way we are playing at the moment I would settle for Koo Stark.

Bring back Roy Stark. Hes the man for the job.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Tokyo Sexwhale on April 17, 2014, 04:31:53 PM
Game of Thrones sort of spoilers:


Robb Stark
would be good for target practice.

Though his father might have them
running around like headless chickens.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: IAmTheOneIanOlney on April 17, 2014, 04:44:42 PM
Claridge will not stop using the word "of" instead of "have" in pursuit of his blokeiness.  Luckily most of his attempts at what he regards as Punditspeak do not get transmitted as far as Perpignan. 
Punditry reached new depths when Danny Mills claimed during a recent commentary to be 'a little bit amazed'. I ask you. As for high pitched whining see Mark 'Lawro' Lawrenson, a legend in his own lunchtime and utterly insufferable in terms of lame ex-pro joshing and japing. The media merry-go-round of crap pundits with nothing of value to bring beyond the standard platitudes has to stop. When the camera pans in on the guest summarisers at the start of MOTD I feel I could weep when perming any 2 from Hansen, Savage, Mills, Lawrenson, Owen, the list goes on. And just when you thought matters couldn't get worse, cue bugalugs Lineker with his toe curling delivery and content, he's like a ham actor out of stage school playing at presenting. None of which regards the thread topic I know but I was moved to throw in my two penneth when reading Brian's quip about Claridge. PS. Garth Crooks should be an anagram of 'melodramatic balloon'.


They sit there in their smart but casual shirts and nicely pressed trousers, fishing into the same big barrel of fucking cliches week in, week out, as that empty headed idiot Lineker eggs them on.

The BBC also persist in this belief that Robbie Savage is some kind of national treasure we all want to hear from, rather than an annoying prick 99% of football supporters would refuse to piss on, should they find him aflame.

Someone wrote an article recently in one of the broadsheets saying that there is a conveyor belt of bog-standard, unimpressive English managers on a gravy train from one hugely paid job to another, without actually achieving anything or innovating in any way. I thought that was spot on, but I'd also say it extends to pundits.

Does anyone - genuinely, anyone - in this country find themselves thinking "Can't wait to hear what Alan Shearer has to say about that!"? Or "That Michael Owen, he's absolutely nailed it there"?

There are two pundits worth listening to, in my opinion, Gary Neville and then - a fair way back - Roy Keane, and in the case of the latter, it's mostly only because he's so amusingly aggressive. The rest of them are truly dreadful. I'd happily have them led out of their studios and shot one after the other.

On the rare occasions I watch MotD now, I always record it and start watching it 15 minutes in, so I can just fast forward the punditry. Lawrenson is particularly loathsome - he was a right arse to my missus once in the BBC bar, as unfunny, vain and smug as you'd expect him to be. (Incidentally, she had approached Mark Bright and told him, being a Palace fan, that he was one of her heroes. He replied, "You do know I'm not Ian Wright, right?", which I thought was pretty funny).
As for decent pundits, I wish they would just be able to have the likes of Martinez, or other similar progressive managers, on every week, along with half-decent journalists. Just because you played at a high level doesn't make you a good pundit.

Strachan was more interesting than most when he used to be on MotD2, as well.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: IAmTheOneIanOlney on April 17, 2014, 04:45:26 PM
Apologies for crap use of quote.

Edited now after Modify tip...
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on April 17, 2014, 04:48:23 PM
Ivor Linton
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Goldie.7 on April 17, 2014, 04:49:29 PM
Apologies for crap use of quote.

Modify button is available for use.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: russon on April 17, 2014, 05:31:03 PM
The rest of them are truly dreadful. I'd happily have them led out of their studios and shot one after the other.

reminds me of that Alan Partridge rant when he said something like " I loathe them, I wish they were all in a car that fell of a cliff, I'd happily be the driver".
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on April 17, 2014, 05:33:27 PM
In the hole?

and Stark naked
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on April 17, 2014, 05:35:43 PM
Apparently Koo is partial to a Cadbury`s chocolate finger ...............sorry I thought this was the biscuit thread  :)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 17, 2014, 08:49:31 PM
I thought this was interesting, from the Daily Heil.

Re the bits in bold - surely Lambert can't be that detached from training he didn't know that was what they were doing? I struggle to see how the manager can be so hugely distanced from training methods.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2605951/Culverhouse-Karsa-bullying-claims-investigated-Villa-suspensions.html

Quote
Aston Villa’s internal investigation into suspended coaches Ian Culverhouse and Gary Karsa will be centred on allegations of bullying.
Their behaviour at the club’s Bodymoor Heath training ground is believed to have led to complaints being made by staff.
Culverhouse often takes over training from manager Paul Lambert and several players have grievances about his ‘aggressive’ methods.

Fabian Delph is understood to have been upset during a session in the week before the Fulham defeat, although his absence for that 2-1 loss was down to an achilles injury.
Reports also suggest Gabriel Agbonlahor has been left disappointed but his omission from the Fulham team was explained by illness.
Both returned to the starting line-up for the 1-0 defeat at Selhurst Park.
Despite the club’s official statement indicating they have only been suspended, it is understood assistant manager Culverhouse and head of footballing operations Karsa have no future at the club. They each have a year remaining on deals but if found guilty of serious misconduct could be sacked without a pay-off.
The atmosphere at Villa’s training ground has been described as ‘poisonous’ and Culverhouse is said to have fallen out with other members of the backroom team and senior players. He also exchanged angry words with fans after the Boxing Day defeat by Palace at Villa Park.

Karsa is said to have had a turbulent relationship with members of staff at Villa, too and the pair were suspended by chief executive Paul Faulkner after Lambert decided the make-up of his coaching team was no longer fit for purpose.
Training this week has been described as having ‘the best atmosphere in ages’ in the duo’s absence.

Previously, some players were said to be confused by an insistence on long-ball tactics during sessions, while the schedule has been regularly fairly light. The first team were given both Sunday and Monday off after defeats by Fulham and Crystal Palace.

A full staff meeting planned for Thursday should allow for complaints to be aired publicly.
Lambert took the astonishing step of ending his six-year association with trusted aide Culverhouse on Tuesday after a complete breakdown in the pair’s relationship.

Sportsmail understands the move by Lambert came after a heated exchange in the dressing room following Saturday’s defeat at Palace.
Lambert’s working relationship with Culverhouse is said to have deteriorated so much that the pair have hardly spoken in recent weeks, causing disruption to Villa’s preparation for games.
Many Villa fans have been vocal in their desire to see the manager gone too, with chants of ‘We want Lambert out’ aired loudly during the loss at Selhurst Park on Saturday. But the Scot’s position is understood to be secure and he retains the backing of owner Randy Lerner.
However talks on a new three-year contract have been put on hold until the end of the season. His current deal expires at the end of next season.
Lambert and Culverhouse first joined forces at Colchester in 2008, before leaving for Norwich City in 2009 and steering the Canaries into the top flight. Their success persuaded Villa owner Lerner to appoint them after sacking Alex McLeish in 2012.

Villa have promoted former player and crowd favourite Gordon Cowans, 55, and goalkeeper Shay Given, 37, to assist Lambert while the club carry out their investigation.
It is quite some turnaround for Given, who has been left out of matchday squads and admitted in February that ‘Aston Villa want me out of the door.’ The Republic of Ireland keeper has been taking his coaching badges and is respected by players.
The club hope the change in key staff will raise morale and ensure a positive result from the important match against Southampton at Villa Park on Saturday.
Lambert said: ‘I’m delighted to have Gordon and Shay to assist me in preparing the team for Saturday (against Southampton), which is what the whole group is focused on.’

The breakdown in relations between Lambert and Culverhouse has coincided with a dreadful run for the club that has seen them slip closer to the relegation zone.
Villa have picked up just seven points from a possible 30 and are currently on a run of four defeats.
European Cup winner Cowans said: ‘The manager has asked me to step up to assist him at this time and I’ll do my utmost for the club and the manager in helping prepare the team for Saturday’s game.’
Given added: ‘As players, it’s important that each and every one of us take responsibility right now and I’m delighted to play my part in helping the manager and the team go and try to win on Saturday.’
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 17, 2014, 09:13:01 PM
He doesn't come out of that particularly well if true, have to say. Either he sanctions the long-ball training, in which case there's no hope for him, or he didn't know it was going on, in which case what on earth are we paying him for? If the latter, hopefully he'll have learnt his lesson, and there may be some chance of him succeeding yet.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on April 17, 2014, 09:30:15 PM
Cough > MON > Lambert
Don't they all follow the same model of leaving training to others, see you Saturday type scenario??
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Big Dick Edwards on April 17, 2014, 09:30:23 PM
It does make you wonder exactly what Lambert does do to earn his money if Culverhouse was taking training. He can't be employed purely for his eloquent articulation at pre and post-match press conferences.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 17, 2014, 09:30:58 PM
I can just imagine on match day Lambert watching another ball belted down the middle at Benteke looking down at his notes and thinking, "I didn't tell Culverhouse that was the tactic for the week".
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Pat McMahon on April 17, 2014, 09:40:24 PM
We might need Tony Stark, a real iron man on the coaching staff...

The way we are playing at the moment I would settle for Koo Stark.
Where would you play her Paul? (supposing you have the 1982 version rather than how she is today)

Aftab, if we were talking the 1982 version I would have her woman marking the opponents danger man and distract them somewhat.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: mike on April 17, 2014, 09:43:40 PM
He doesn't come out of that particularly well if true, have to say. Either he sanctions the long-ball training, in which case there's no hope for him, or he didn't know it was going on, in which case what on earth are we paying him for? If the latter, hopefully he'll have learnt his lesson, and there may be some chance of him succeeding yet.

I'm a second line manager. If my first line managers fuck up, that's not my fault. If they keep fucking up and I don't sort them out, then it is my fault. That's my view on Lambert. The poor performance has gone on for so long, albeit the stone rolling down fuck up mountain has gained momentum recently, that Lambert (and Lerner) has to take responsibility for it. Apologies for the language, I'm just disgusted with what has happened at my club.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 17, 2014, 09:52:49 PM
I can just imagine on match day Lambert watching another ball belted down the middle at Benteke looking down at his notes and thinking, "I didn't tell Culverhouse that was the tactic for the week".

One game of hoof football you could forgive but nine months takes the bisuit. Hopefully on Saturday everybody will Club together, team, coaching staff and fans with everybody leaving Villa Park with a Happy Face.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 17, 2014, 10:06:02 PM
O'Neill was hardly ever on the training ground.  A lot of managers aren't these days.  There's a theory that familiarity breeds contempt so they keep their distance to have maximum impact on match day.  That's the theory anyway.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 17, 2014, 10:07:15 PM
Cough > MON > Lambert
Don't they all follow the same model of leaving training to others, see you Saturday type scenario??

MON did at least did use wingers
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 17, 2014, 10:09:10 PM
O'Neill was hardly ever on the training ground.  A lot of managers aren't these days.  There's a theory that familiarity breeds contempt so they keep their distance to have maximum impact on match day.  That's the theory anyway.

Actually the opposite is the case - it's a really old-fashioned thing to do, based on the days when the manager ran absolutely everything in the club. Now, with the continental coach style more fashionable, most managers spend a very long time at least involved in planning training, and many are permanent fixtures there. I remember Iniesta saying how Pep was always the first there and the last out.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: brian green on April 17, 2014, 10:10:24 PM
Howard Kendall.   I am somewhat concerned that today Lambert has been presenting himself like the kid who has just had his arse caned by the headmaster saying it was nothing and no thank you I don't want a cushion.
BUT, if he has had a pull, a good, proper pull by the board, I am changing my stance from wanting him out to a stance of giving him a chance to both mend the team and mend his ways.   Sorting Lambert out may be a less damaging way forward for the club than chucking Lambert out.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: curlytailavfc on April 17, 2014, 10:15:38 PM
get rid of Lambert or regret the future
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 17, 2014, 10:26:48 PM
I'm prepared to give him until the end of the season.  The minimum requirement is a better places finish than last season otherwise it is failure as far as I am concerned.  I still maintain he is out of his depth at this level.  Can you imagine BFR allowing this carnage.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: damon loves JT on April 17, 2014, 10:40:27 PM
Comparing Lambert to BFR is like comparing Nick Clegg to Henry V.

Atkinson was a natural risk taker, nobody takes risks any more. It is not winner-takes-all, it's percentages and survival.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 17, 2014, 10:52:21 PM
I'm prepared to give him until the end of the season.  The minimum requirement is a better places finish than last season otherwise it is failure as far as I am concerned.  I still maintain he is out of his depth at this level.  Can you imagine BFR allowing this carnage.

Considering we managed, I think, 38 points and 9 wins from the last 40 league games BFR was in charge and had 10 points after 14 games and were on a run of 1 point from 9 games when he went I don't think it's too hard to imagine.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 17, 2014, 10:58:38 PM
I'm prepared to give him until the end of the season.  The minimum requirement is a better places finish than last season otherwise it is failure as far as I am concerned.  I still maintain he is out of his depth at this level.  Can you imagine BFR allowing this carnage.

Considering we managed, I think, 38 points and 9 wins from the last 40 league games BFR was in charge and had 10 points after 14 games and were on a run of 1 point from 9 games when he went I don't think it's too hard to imagine.

He lost his way too many old players together.  But he had respect and discipline about the place and as someone said earlier he took risks. And I can't recall a better brand of football during my time supporting the club.  I'd rather focus on the mostly enjoyable time I had watching that team. 
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: damon loves JT on April 17, 2014, 11:04:05 PM
Yes it was enjoyable but it was chaotic. Do you remember a player called Paul Mortimer? BFR bought him, played him a couple of times then sold him again. He was always just improvising, improvising. The highs were high but when it went wrong it was terrible. The last game at Selhurst Park summed it up.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 17, 2014, 11:05:39 PM
There was some great stuff under Atkinson, but just because there was doesn't mean we ignore some of the dross he served up either when his last 40 games was a worse ppg ratio than Lambert has this season. Or that run in his first season of 1 goal in 11 league games. And just as we blame Lambert for the young and cheap squad, then it is BFR's fault we had an old and expensive one considering he signed them.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 17, 2014, 11:08:26 PM
I remember when we were all up in arms that Atkinson spent the summer in the US covering the World Cup with ITV. He said he was watching some of the best players in the world and hinted this would influence our signings.

Then he came back and signed John Fucking Fashanu.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 17, 2014, 11:12:19 PM
Or fucking off to commentate on Manure or whoever it was playing abroad the day after we had been knocked out of Europe.

And the added bizarre thing with signing Fashanu was we signed him a month or so after selling both wingers, which never made sense to me.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on April 17, 2014, 11:15:35 PM
I remember when we were all up in arms that Atkinson spent the summer in the US covering the World Cup with ITV. He said he was watching some of the best players in the world and hinted this would influence our signings.

Then he came back and signed John Fucking Fashanu.

You ok Paulie? You've done a fair bit of ranting today, keep it up though very enjoyable
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Matt Collins on April 18, 2014, 07:15:33 AM
I'm prepared to give him until the end of the season.  The minimum requirement is a better places finish than last season otherwise it is failure as far as I am concerned.  I still maintain he is out of his depth at this level.  Can you imagine BFR allowing this carnage.

Aside from whether or not we get relegated it would be daft to base a decision on our manager for next season on whether we finish fifteenth or not. That could turn on one point
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 18, 2014, 10:12:12 AM
Not really it's called measuring progress.  By that measure failing to finish higher than last season wouldn't be progress.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on April 18, 2014, 10:37:03 AM
I'm prepared to give him until the end of the season.  The minimum requirement is a better places finish than last season otherwise it is failure as far as I am concerned.  I still maintain he is out of his depth at this level.  Can you imagine BFR allowing this carnage.

Aside from whether or not we get relegated it would be daft to base a decision on our manager for next season on whether we finish fifteenth or not. That could turn on one point
For me we need to finish on 42 points minimum for Lambert to be remotely worth keeping his job another year. We could at least then say we've improved, if only marginally.

If we cobble together 1-2 points, that may be enough to stay up, but it also suggests that Lambert is just not up to it, no matter who's backing him up.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 18, 2014, 11:37:52 AM
Joleon LescottSquare
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: brontebilly on April 18, 2014, 12:44:27 PM
I remember when we were all up in arms that Atkinson spent the summer in the US covering the World Cup with ITV. He said he was watching some of the best players in the world and hinted this would influence our signings.

Then he came back and signed John Fucking Fashanu.

BFR and others of his ilk like El Tel were primarily interested in one thing, money. Wasnt Venables appointment at Leeds delayed because he was doing a TV program in Spain or something? BFR could have been really good but didnt work hard enough. A nearly man at United and Villa. Ferguson in comparison worked his balls off to make a success of Man United and was adaptable to change. The arm around the shoulder management only takes you so far.

MON while not having the money motivation that the likes of Venables had, also ultimately fell short as a manager due to his laziness too imo. Some of the stories you hear about the end of his time at Sunderland and what the likes of Walford were up to on the training ground are comical.

Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 18, 2014, 01:36:33 PM
O'Neill was hardly ever on the training ground.  A lot of managers aren't these days.  There's a theory that familiarity breeds contempt so they keep their distance to have maximum impact on match day.  That's the theory anyway.

Actually the opposite is the case - it's a really old-fashioned thing to do, based on the days when the manager ran absolutely everything in the club. Now, with the continental coach style more fashionable, most managers spend a very long time at least involved in planning training, and many are permanent fixtures there. I remember Iniesta saying how Pep was always the first there and the last out.

Sort of reminds of something I read about a "coaching philosophy" from the 20s where a certain school of thought maintained that players shouldn't train with the ball during the week to make them hungrier to do something with it on Saturdays.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 18, 2014, 01:43:12 PM
O'Neill was hardly ever on the training ground.  A lot of managers aren't these days.  There's a theory that familiarity breeds contempt so they keep their distance to have maximum impact on match day.  That's the theory anyway.

Actually the opposite is the case - it's a really old-fashioned thing to do, based on the days when the manager ran absolutely everything in the club. Now, with the continental coach style more fashionable, most managers spend a very long time at least involved in planning training, and many are permanent fixtures there. I remember Iniesta saying how Pep was always the first there and the last out.

Sort of reminds of something I read about a "coaching philosophy" from the 20s where a certain school of thought maintained that players shouldn't train with the ball during the week to make them hungrier to do something with it on Saturdays.

Danny Blanchflower still spoke of that in the fifties.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: mr underhill on April 18, 2014, 02:23:46 PM
well we've obviously been guilty of the same practice in 2013/14 only we include match days
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ron Manager on April 18, 2014, 03:59:12 PM
O'Neill was hardly ever on the training ground.  A lot of managers aren't these days.  There's a theory that familiarity breeds contempt so they keep their distance to have maximum impact on match day.  That's the theory anyway.

Actually the opposite is the case - it's a really old-fashioned thing to do, based on the days when the manager ran absolutely everything in the club. Now, with the continental coach style more fashionable, most managers spend a very long time at least involved in planning training, and many are permanent fixtures there. I remember Iniesta saying how Pep was always the first there and the last out.

Sort of reminds of something I read about a "coaching philosophy" from the 20s where a certain school of thought maintained that players shouldn't train with the ball during the week to make them hungrier to do something with it on Saturdays.

Danny Blanchflower still spoke of that in the fifties.

It would seem that most clubs didn't bother too much with training in the 1950s apart from a gentle trot round the pitch now and again.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: bob on April 18, 2014, 07:17:50 PM
I'm prepared to give him until the end of the season.  The minimum requirement is a better places finish than last season otherwise it is failure as far as I am concerned.  I still maintain he is out of his depth at this level.  Can you imagine BFR allowing this carnage.

Considering we managed, I think, 38 points and 9 wins from the last 40 league games BFR was in charge and had 10 points after 14 games and were on a run of 1 point from 9 games when he went I don't think it's too hard to imagine.

He lost his way too many old players together.  But he had respect and discipline about the place and as someone said earlier he took risks. And I can't recall a better brand of football during my time supporting the club.  I'd rather focus on the mostly enjoyable time I had watching that team. 

Discipline?

You're dead wrong there. The reason things turned sour for Big Ron was that he was too lax. These references to Clough/MON not being at training... going from various Villa books BFR was barely at Villa Park or training at all apart from matchdays.

I remember when Little took over one of the things he had to sort out was the lack of professionalism in training, which led to getting rid of the older players like Saunders and Dalian who essentially did fuck all but lark about.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 18, 2014, 07:55:20 PM
I'm prepared to give him until the end of the season.  The minimum requirement is a better places finish than last season otherwise it is failure as far as I am concerned.  I still maintain he is out of his depth at this level.  Can you imagine BFR allowing this carnage.

Considering we managed, I think, 38 points and 9 wins from the last 40 league games BFR was in charge and had 10 points after 14 games and were on a run of 1 point from 9 games when he went I don't think it's too hard to imagine.

He lost his way too many old players together.  But he had respect and discipline about the place and as someone said earlier he took risks. And I can't recall a better brand of football during my time supporting the club.  I'd rather focus on the mostly enjoyable time I had watching that team. 

Discipline?

You're dead wrong there. The reason things turned sour for Big Ron was that he was too lax. These references to Clough/MON not being at training... going from various Villa books BFR was barely at Villa Park or training at all apart from matchdays.

I remember when Little took over one of the things he had to sort out was the lack of professionalism in training, which led to getting rid of the older players like Saunders and Dalian who essentially did fuck all but lark about.

You're right I'm dead wrong BFR was absolutely shit.  So glad we've got a decent team and look forward with unmitigated excitement to watching them every week.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 18, 2014, 08:05:07 PM
In fairness, plenty of managers start well and end up not so well because they're too relaxed - look at Laudrup recently at Swansea - and BFR certainly had previous for this from his time at Man Utd. And I'm not sure how relevant the team's current shitness is to what BFR did twenty years ago, other than it's less fun now than it was with him.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: bob on April 18, 2014, 08:15:29 PM
I'm prepared to give him until the end of the season.  The minimum requirement is a better places finish than last season otherwise it is failure as far as I am concerned.  I still maintain he is out of his depth at this level.  Can you imagine BFR allowing this carnage.

Considering we managed, I think, 38 points and 9 wins from the last 40 league games BFR was in charge and had 10 points after 14 games and were on a run of 1 point from 9 games when he went I don't think it's too hard to imagine.

He lost his way too many old players together.  But he had respect and discipline about the place and as someone said earlier he took risks. And I can't recall a better brand of football during my time supporting the club.  I'd rather focus on the mostly enjoyable time I had watching that team. 

Discipline?

You're dead wrong there. The reason things turned sour for Big Ron was that he was too lax. These references to Clough/MON not being at training... going from various Villa books BFR was barely at Villa Park or training at all apart from matchdays.

I remember when Little took over one of the things he had to sort out was the lack of professionalism in training, which led to getting rid of the older players like Saunders and Dalian who essentially did fuck all but lark about.

You're right I'm dead wrong BFR was absolutely shit.  So glad we've got a decent team and look forward with unmitigated excitement to watching them every week.

I said you were dead wrong about Big Ron being disciplined.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: damon loves JT on April 18, 2014, 08:30:45 PM
Atkinson was a great manager to have when things were going well. Made the players feel ten feet tall. But it was all bullshit, ultimately.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 18, 2014, 08:33:44 PM
I'm prepared to give him until the end of the season.  The minimum requirement is a better places finish than last season otherwise it is failure as far as I am concerned.  I still maintain he is out of his depth at this level.  Can you imagine BFR allowing this carnage.

Considering we managed, I think, 38 points and 9 wins from the last 40 league games BFR was in charge and had 10 points after 14 games and were on a run of 1 point from 9 games when he went I don't think it's too hard to imagine.

He lost his way too many old players together.  But he had respect and discipline about the place and as someone said earlier he took risks. And I can't recall a better brand of football during my time supporting the club.  I'd rather focus on the mostly enjoyable time I had watching that team. 

Discipline?

You're dead wrong there. The reason things turned sour for Big Ron was that he was too lax. These references to Clough/MON not being at training... going from various Villa books BFR was barely at Villa Park or training at all apart from matchdays.

I remember when Little took over one of the things he had to sort out was the lack of professionalism in training, which led to getting rid of the older players like Saunders and Dalian who essentially did fuck all but lark about.

You're right I'm dead wrong BFR was absolutely shit.  So glad we've got a decent team and look forward with unmitigated excitement to watching them every week.

I said you were dead wrong about Big Ron being disciplined.

And I admitted you were right and I was dead wrong.  I've seen the light.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: bob on April 18, 2014, 08:41:01 PM
I'm prepared to give him until the end of the season.  The minimum requirement is a better places finish than last season otherwise it is failure as far as I am concerned.  I still maintain he is out of his depth at this level.  Can you imagine BFR allowing this carnage.

Considering we managed, I think, 38 points and 9 wins from the last 40 league games BFR was in charge and had 10 points after 14 games and were on a run of 1 point from 9 games when he went I don't think it's too hard to imagine.

He lost his way too many old players together.  But he had respect and discipline about the place and as someone said earlier he took risks. And I can't recall a better brand of football during my time supporting the club.  I'd rather focus on the mostly enjoyable time I had watching that team. 

Discipline?

You're dead wrong there. The reason things turned sour for Big Ron was that he was too lax. These references to Clough/MON not being at training... going from various Villa books BFR was barely at Villa Park or training at all apart from matchdays.

I remember when Little took over one of the things he had to sort out was the lack of professionalism in training, which led to getting rid of the older players like Saunders and Dalian who essentially did fuck all but lark about.

You're right I'm dead wrong BFR was absolutely shit.  So glad we've got a decent team and look forward with unmitigated excitement to watching them every week.

I said you were dead wrong about Big Ron being disciplined.

And I admitted you were right and I was dead wrong.  I've seen the light.

I thought about clarifying that I enjoyed the football that BFR's team played as much as any in my time supporting Villa in my original reply, but thought, no, I sure he can master basic English comprehension.

Turns out I couldn't have been more wrong.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: rob_bridge on April 18, 2014, 09:07:16 PM
I remember when we were all up in arms that Atkinson spent the summer in the US covering the World Cup with ITV. He said he was watching some of the best players in the world and hinted this would influence our signings.

Then he came back and signed John Fucking Fashanu.

BFR and others of his ilk like El Tel were primarily interested in one thing, money. Wasnt Venables appointment at Leeds delayed because he was doing a TV program in Spain or something? BFR could have been really good but didnt work hard enough. A nearly man at United and Villa. Ferguson in comparison worked his balls off to make a success of Man United and was adaptable to change. The arm around the shoulder management only takes you so far.

MON while not having the money motivation that the likes of Venables had, also ultimately fell short as a manager due to his laziness too imo. Some of the stories you hear about the end of his time at Sunderland and what the likes of Walford were up to on the training ground are comical.

Quite correct - Ferguson and then Wenger took it to a new level in terms of application and detail. Venables and BFR loved their media work and other extra curricular activities.
BFR and Venables both produced teams worth watching but ultimately fell short of what they should have acheived - namely a League Title.

MON is a very poor man's Clough. He thought differently - anyway he has his part time job nowadays.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 18, 2014, 10:31:59 PM
From what I've been told, Bryan Robson would more likely be found in the pub during (and after) Albion training sessions.

Edit: I should also point out he managed to get them relegated.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: damon loves JT on April 18, 2014, 10:44:29 PM
It's only based on what I read in 'The Damned United' but Brian Clough's megalomania was an advantage in the early days. He assumed responsibility for everything at the club and was extremely exacting.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 18, 2014, 11:07:07 PM
No need for veiled insults Bobby.

Do I recall correctly BFR chasing Dalian into the shower and physically assaulting him one time (maybe an urban myth) - he had discipline.  As regards Paul Mortimer, I believe he turfed him out over some disciplinary matter or other.

I would rather look upon BFR's time here with fondness rather than admittedly a poor ending.  At least we had good times, decent football, unlike the complete dross that has been served up under this regime, the one before it and the one before that.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: brontebilly on April 18, 2014, 11:15:13 PM
It's only based on what I read in 'The Damned United' but Brian Clough's megalomania was an advantage in the early days. He assumed responsibility for everything at the club and was extremely exacting.

..and was ultimately responsible for presiding over the farcical Forest relegation without anyone having the balls to stand up to him.

Worked well for Fergie but his influence was a negative in bringing in Moyes. Im sick of our managers bringing in an entourage of absolute muppets with them - Culverhouse, Karsa, Grant, Walford, Aitken and then all leaving as a group. We should be training up our own coaches and promoting from within where possible.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: rob_bridge on April 18, 2014, 11:32:24 PM
No need for veiled insults Bobby.

Do I recall correctly BFR chasing Dalian into the shower and physically assaulting him one time (maybe an urban myth) - he had discipline.  As regards Paul Mortimer, I believe he turfed him out over some disciplinary matter or other.

I would rather look upon BFR's time here with fondness rather than admittedly a poor ending.  At least we had good times, decent football, unlike the complete dross that has been served up under this regime, the one before it and the one before that.

Agree- the football was fantastic.

However wasn't it Ron who suggested 2 Villa players 'failed' drugs tests during his reign. Not exaclty disciplined. Like him flying out to commentate on Manure's hammering in Nou Camp the day after we embarrasingly  lost to Trabzaonspor.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on April 19, 2014, 12:25:32 AM
No need for veiled insults Bobby.

Do I recall correctly BFR chasing Dalian into the shower and physically assaulting him one time (maybe an urban myth) - he had discipline.  As regards Paul Mortimer, I believe he turfed him out over some disciplinary matter or other.

I would rather look upon BFR's time here with fondness rather than admittedly a poor ending.  At least we had good times, decent football, unlike the complete dross that has been served up under this regime, the one before it and the one before that.

Agree- the football was fantastic.

However wasn't it Ron who suggested 2 Villa players 'failed' drugs tests during his reign. Not exaclty disciplined. Like him flying out to commentate on Manure's hammering in Nou Camp the day after we embarrasingly  lost to Trabzaonspor.

Wasn't Big Ron known for handing out cigars to his players after certain big matches (or perhaps I'm thinking just of the 94 cup final)? Maybe that sort of thing was just more common back then.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 19, 2014, 12:51:29 AM
His discipline was so terrible that he remains to this day (along with another known disciplinarian Mr Keegan) the English Manager who came closest to winning the Premier League.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 19, 2014, 12:52:52 AM
It doesn't mean he couldn't ever be good, it just meant that his success was necessarily unsustainable.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 19, 2014, 01:00:58 AM
He gave us some great times and we could do with some of that ebullience now, but by all accounts towards the end he didn't so much manage the club as hold court.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Sexual Ealing on April 19, 2014, 01:14:50 AM
It's only based on what I read in 'The Damned United' but Brian Clough's megalomania was an advantage in the early days. He assumed responsibility for everything at the club and was extremely exacting.

..and was ultimately responsible for presiding over the farcical Forest relegation without anyone having the balls to stand up to him.


It takes a special kind of miseryguts to, when appraising Brian Clough's time at Forest, focus on the relegation in 1992!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 19, 2014, 01:29:57 AM
We must also remember we are talking about very different eras here.  Even at the start of the Premier League. Today clubs with all the money that is floating around are expected to be a darn sight more professional than ever.  We aren't or at least we don't come across as it anyway these days.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: damon loves JT on April 19, 2014, 07:38:30 AM
It's only based on what I read in 'The Damned United' but Brian Clough's megalomania was an advantage in the early days. He assumed responsibility for everything at the club and was extremely exacting.

..and was ultimately responsible for presiding over the farcical Forest relegation without anyone having the balls to stand up to him.


It takes a special kind of miseryguts to, when appraising Brian Clough's time at Forest, focus on the relegation in 1992!

And I did qualify my remark with 'in the early days'.

The passage of time is important. One of my favourite villa experiences was BFR's first game at Hillsborough. One off least favourite was losing to Wimbledon. Clough won the European Cup twice and also featured in a Viz cartoon, having fallen asleep, pissed, in a field. The glory and the farce are part of the same story.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Bad English on April 19, 2014, 10:58:28 AM
Damon, you have made me realise I have quite a bit in common with Cloughie.

I just need to win the CL twice and get into Viz and I'll practically be his twin.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Damo70 on April 19, 2014, 11:17:10 AM
It's only based on what I read in 'The Damned United' but Brian Clough's megalomania was an advantage in the early days. He assumed responsibility for everything at the club and was extremely exacting.

..and was ultimately responsible for presiding over the farcical Forest relegation without anyone having the balls to stand up to him.


It takes a special kind of miseryguts to, when appraising Brian Clough's time at Forest, focus on the relegation in 1992!

The Forest relegation came out of nowhere and caught everyone at the club by surprise. In the previous four seasons they had finished in good league positions and reached a cup final each year, winning two of them.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Witton Warrior on April 19, 2014, 12:35:47 PM
It's only based on what I read in 'The Damned United' but Brian Clough's megalomania was an advantage in the early days. He assumed responsibility for everything at the club and was extremely exacting.

..and was ultimately responsible for presiding over the farcical Forest relegation without anyone having the balls to stand up to him.


It takes a special kind of miseryguts to, when appraising Brian Clough's time at Forest, focus on the relegation in 1992!

The Forest relegation came out of nowhere and caught everyone at the club by surprise. In the previous four seasons they had finished in good league positions and reached a cup final each year, winning two of them.

Weren't they the original "too good to go down" club?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 19, 2014, 12:46:44 PM
I see from Football Focus the official line now is the decision was Lambert's and his alone.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: rob_bridge on April 19, 2014, 01:32:15 PM
It's only based on what I read in 'The Damned United' but Brian Clough's megalomania was an advantage in the early days. He assumed responsibility for everything at the club and was extremely exacting.

..and was ultimately responsible for presiding over the farcical Forest relegation without anyone having the balls to stand up to him.


It takes a special kind of miseryguts to, when appraising Brian Clough's time at Forest, focus on the relegation in 1992!

The Forest relegation came out of nowhere and caught everyone at the club by surprise. In the previous four seasons they had finished in good league positions and reached a cup final each year, winning two of them.

Weren't they the original "too good to go down" club?

No - coincidentally that was BFR Sheff Wed in 1990.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Michel Sibble on April 19, 2014, 06:06:36 PM
So.... notice anything different on the pitch today?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: London Villan on April 19, 2014, 06:07:49 PM
Yep, one of our homegrown youngsters got a game.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Stu on April 19, 2014, 06:09:20 PM
Yep, one of our homegrown youngsters got a game.

It was great to see. Had a big grin on my face when he came on.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: London Villan on April 19, 2014, 06:10:21 PM
Although we still struggled to get a throw-in anywhere near the receiving player's feet...
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Stu on April 19, 2014, 06:14:10 PM
Although we still struggled to get a throw-in anywhere near the receiving player's feet...

Our throw-ins are really bad. There's been a lot of foul throws this season, and we never seem to be organised enough to take a quick one, and it continually breaks down any momentum we've built up. Also, within three touches the ball is usually back with the opposition anyway.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: TheMalandro on April 19, 2014, 10:59:00 PM
Wonder if we are the club in question in the guardian tom, could be coincidence...
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 19, 2014, 11:03:15 PM
There is this in The Guardian tomorrow.  I didnt know which thread to put it on.

A major football club in England has been rocked by a drugs scandal that has gone as far as the police and the English authorities, the Observer can reveal.

The police were called in to investigate after senior members of staff started suspecting some of their colleagues were regularly using class-A drugs inside the stadium. The allegations go to the top of the club and involve at least one high-profile figure with a considerable reputation within the sport.

On one occasion, two prominent officials were allegedly caught snorting cocaine in the boardroom of a rival club during an away fixture. Rumours of the incident have spread among other clubs in the same division. Officials of the league in question have been made aware and are treating it as a first within the sport.

However, there are people at the relevant club who are concerned it may be more a more widespread problem than just the one case. At a home match, one member of the club's hierarchy became concerned when he noticed the residue of a white powder on the clothing of a colleague as he took his seat.

The club cannot be named for legal reasons but a high-ranking source has confirmed that internal inquiries began "following allegations that hard drugs were being consumed by certain people on the premises".

He added: "The police have been informed, as have the relevant league, so it is now a matter for the police to find out if there is a case to answer."

Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Monty on April 19, 2014, 11:06:23 PM
The police were called in to investigate after senior members of staff started suspecting some of their colleagues were regularly using class-A drugs inside the stadium. The allegations go to the top of the club and involve at least one high-profile figure with a considerable reputation within the sport.

On one occasion, two prominent officials were allegedly caught snorting cocaine in the boardroom of a rival club during an away fixture.

Well that rules us out. We don't have any prominent officials, and none of our figures are high-profile or have any reputation in the sport.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: jcsutv on April 19, 2014, 11:11:00 PM
Although we still struggled to get a throw-in anywhere near the receiving player's feet...

Our throw-ins are really bad. There's been a lot of foul throws this season, and we never seem to be organised enough to take a quick one, and it continually breaks down any momentum we've built up. Also, within three touches the ball is usually back with the opposition anyway.

I will laugh if they have been suspended for not addressing the poor record at throw ins.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: jcsutv on April 19, 2014, 11:12:23 PM
Newcastle. That is my guess! That's all.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: rob_bridge on April 19, 2014, 11:13:30 PM
The police were called in to investigate after senior members of staff started suspecting some of their colleagues were regularly using class-A drugs inside the stadium. The allegations go to the top of the club and involve at least one high-profile figure with a considerable reputation within the sport.

On one occasion, two prominent officials were allegedly caught snorting cocaine in the boardroom of a rival club during an away fixture.

Well that rules us out. We don't have any prominent officials, and none of our figures are high-profile or have any reputation in the sport.

Exactly - we have become a club of also rans. Interesting to see who it is. A wild punt would be a club in the North East
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Somniloquism on April 19, 2014, 11:17:34 PM
There is this in The Guardian tomorrow.  I didnt know which thread to put it on.

A major football club in England has been rocked by a drugs scandal that has gone as far as the police and the English authorities, the Observer can reveal.

The police were called in to investigate after senior members of staff started suspecting some of their colleagues were regularly using class-A drugs inside the stadium. The allegations go to the top of the club and involve at least one high-profile figure with a considerable reputation within the sport.

On one occasion, two prominent officials were allegedly caught snorting cocaine in the boardroom of a rival club during an away fixture. Rumours of the incident have spread among other clubs in the same division. Officials of the league in question have been made aware and are treating it as a first within the sport.

However, there are people at the relevant club who are concerned it may be more a more widespread problem than just the one case. At a home match, one member of the club's hierarchy became concerned when he noticed the residue of a white powder on the clothing of a colleague as he took his seat.

The club cannot be named for legal reasons but a high-ranking source has confirmed that internal inquiries began "following allegations that hard drugs were being consumed by certain people on the premises".

He added: "The police have been informed, as have the relevant league, so it is now a matter for the police to find out if there is a case to answer."

Well maybe putting it in the Other Football one unless you have decided it is Karsa and Culverhouse in which case I hope you have a good Lawyer.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 19, 2014, 11:23:25 PM
I must admit I hadnt noticed that other football thread, hardly ever on it.  Happy for it to be moved on my behalf.  I didn't want to start a new topic.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Steve67 on April 20, 2014, 01:49:59 AM
The way Gabby and Wiemann are playing, I think we may have suspended the wrong people!!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Sexual Ealing on April 20, 2014, 01:55:21 AM
It's only based on what I read in 'The Damned United' but Brian Clough's megalomania was an advantage in the early days. He assumed responsibility for everything at the club and was extremely exacting.

..and was ultimately responsible for presiding over the farcical Forest relegation without anyone having the balls to stand up to him.


It takes a special kind of miseryguts to, when appraising Brian Clough's time at Forest, focus on the relegation in 1992!

And I did qualify my remark with 'in the early days'.

The passage of time is important. One of my favourite villa experiences was BFR's first game at Hillsborough. One off least favourite was losing to Wimbledon. Clough won the European Cup twice and also featured in a Viz cartoon, having fallen asleep, pissed, in a field. The glory and the farce are part of the same story.

Sorry, Damon, I was talking more to brontebilly.

But, as I'm here, I once fell in a silo of sheep shit and still managed to horn the mother of a sniper in the same week, so I agree.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Quiet Lion on April 20, 2014, 11:38:39 AM
So according to twitter the suspensions of these two is linked to the story in the Observer.....

Pure speculation but it would seem to fit
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ron Manager on April 20, 2014, 11:46:40 AM
There is this in The Guardian tomorrow.  I didnt know which thread to put it on.

A major football club in England has been rocked by a drugs scandal that has gone as far as the police and the English authorities, the Observer can reveal.

The police were called in to investigate after senior members of staff started suspecting some of their colleagues were regularly using class-A drugs inside the stadium. The allegations go to the top of the club and involve at least one high-profile figure with a considerable reputation within the sport.

On one occasion, two prominent officials were allegedly caught snorting cocaine in the boardroom of a rival club during an away fixture. Rumours of the incident have spread among other clubs in the same division. Officials of the league in question have been made aware and are treating it as a first within the sport.

However, there are people at the relevant club who are concerned it may be more a more widespread problem than just the one case. At a home match, one member of the club's hierarchy became concerned when he noticed the residue of a white powder on the clothing of a colleague as he took his seat.

The club cannot be named for legal reasons but a high-ranking source has confirmed that internal inquiries began "following allegations that hard drugs were being consumed by certain people on the premises".

He added: "The police have been informed, as have the relevant league, so it is now a matter for the police to find out if there is a case to answer."
At a home match, one member of the club's hierarchy became concerned when he noticed the residue of a white powder on the clothing of a colleague as he took his seat
Could have been dandruff!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ron Manager on April 20, 2014, 11:54:32 AM
The police were called in to investigate after senior members of staff started suspecting some of their colleagues were regularly using class-A drugs inside the stadium. The allegations go to the top of the club and involve at least one high-profile figure with a considerable reputation within the sport.

On one occasion, two prominent officials were allegedly caught snorting cocaine in the boardroom of a rival club during an away fixture.

Well that rules us out. We don't have any prominent officials, and none of our figures are high-profile or have any reputation in the sport.

Be a major disaster if it was us though. All joking apart it is a very serious matter for whichever club is involved. Its something the hacks will be onto first thing Monday morning. We should have the answer within a couple of days unless the legal boys are involved.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on April 20, 2014, 12:45:41 PM
To be fair I'm surprised most of the fans haven't turned to cocaine to try and make the garbage the team have delivered on the pitch, more bearable.
I myself have turned to chips. Much like Holt I imagine.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: lovejoy on April 20, 2014, 01:58:38 PM
I think the paper would have mentioned it if it had been premier league rather than just a "major club".
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: johnc on April 20, 2014, 06:51:09 PM
It's only based on what I read in 'The Damned United' but Brian Clough's megalomania was an advantage in the early days. He assumed responsibility for everything at the club and was extremely exacting.

..and was ultimately responsible for presiding over the farcical Forest relegation without anyone having the balls to stand up to him.


It takes a special kind of miseryguts to, when appraising Brian Clough's time at Forest, focus on the relegation in 1992!

And I did qualify my remark with 'in the early days'.

The passage of time is important. One of my favourite villa experiences was BFR's first game at Hillsborough. One off least favourite was losing to Wimbledon. Clough won the European Cup twice and also featured in a Viz cartoon, having fallen asleep, pissed, in a field. The glory and the farce are part of the same story.

Sorry, Damon, I was talking more to brontebilly.

But, as I'm here, I once fell in a silo of sheep shit and still managed to horn the mother of a sniper in the same week, so I agree.

I reckon I get most oblique references on here... But " managed to horn the mother of a sniper" ha sleft me puzzled. Were you in the army and shagging someones Mum in South Armagh or is it an agricultural term i am unfamiliar with or did you shoot someone?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on April 20, 2014, 07:00:54 PM
I think the paper would have mentioned it if it had been premier league rather than just a "major club".

Agreed. Although when I first read it, like many here I immediately thought of the North East :)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: shipscat on April 20, 2014, 07:34:35 PM
I'm sure it's a club in Yorkshire.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Des Little on April 20, 2014, 08:15:14 PM
A dirty one?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: damon loves JT on April 20, 2014, 08:24:10 PM
'Horn the mother of a sniper' sounds like a Norwegian colloquialism that's been fed through Google translate.

I once saw the daughter of the Bishop of Pontefract with no clothes on, and got bitten by Lorraine Chase's dog on the same day.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: LeeB on April 20, 2014, 08:27:45 PM
'Horn the mother of a sniper' sounds like a Norwegian colloquialism that's been fed through Google translate.

I once saw the daughter of the Bishop of Pontefract with no clothes on, and got bitten by Lorraine Chase's dog on the same day.

That's two days "...and finally" for the price of one. Job-a-knock.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: shipscat on April 20, 2014, 08:36:30 PM
Utterly Filthy
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Matt C on April 24, 2014, 03:13:48 AM
They've got previous, allegedly:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/aston-villa/10783189/Paul-Lamberts-suspended-assistants-at-Aston-Villa-have-previous-according-to-former-Colchester-United-player.html
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: KevinGage on April 24, 2014, 04:58:47 AM
That Telegraph piece could be referring to this (http://www.dundalkdemocrat.ie/sport/the-beautiful-game/aston-villa-have-been-drifting-without-a-paddle-for-too-long-1-6012709)

Quote
As that news was breaking, former Dundalk striker Michael Rafter – a player under Culverhouse and Karsa whilst at Colchester – had given credence to the claims, tweeting: “Not surprised to hear what’s going on at Villa, happened in Colchester too #Gangsters”. When I pressed the current Cork City striker to elaborate on what had happened him there he declined, preferring to keep his counsel but it is apparent the pair have got previous for this sort of behaviour.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: mr underhill on April 24, 2014, 06:08:48 AM
if true damaging in the extreme to Lambert; asleep at the wheel twice
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ron Manager on April 24, 2014, 09:03:50 AM
Well its Thursday now and nothing further in the media. If these allegations are true and it is employees of our club it is going to look bloody awful for Paul Lambert and more importantly Aston Villa.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on April 24, 2014, 01:44:47 PM
Lamberts next job will be interesting. It might be that he decides to take Culverhouse and Karsa with him which could well put potential employers off.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on April 24, 2014, 03:31:05 PM
I can't see Them working together again to be honest Tom
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on April 24, 2014, 03:39:09 PM
I can't see Them working together again to be honest Tom
Probably not if Telegraphs rumours that Lambo and Culverhouse came to a head are true.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 24, 2014, 03:39:34 PM
I can't see Them working together again to be honest Tom

Fixed.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: TheMalandro on April 24, 2014, 03:39:37 PM
I can't see Them working together again to be honest Tom

I guess it depends on the outcome of the HR investigation - wonder if the 'victim(s)' are going to take it to employment tribunal.
All speculation anyway, nobody will naturally talk to the media about it.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 24, 2014, 03:42:23 PM
Just reading, they reckon on VT that the post known as HairyHands on there who used to leak stuff was in fact Karsa.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Richard E on April 24, 2014, 03:48:01 PM
I can't see Them working together again to be honest Tom

I guess it depends on the outcome of the HR investigation - wonder if the 'victim(s)' are going to take it to employment tribunal.
All speculation anyway, nobody will naturally talk to the media about it.


They haven't got long enough service to take it to an Employment Tribunal - for Unfair Dismissal at least.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: TheMalandro on April 24, 2014, 04:18:37 PM
I can't see Them working together again to be honest Tom

I guess it depends on the outcome of the HR investigation - wonder if the 'victim(s)' are going to take it to employment tribunal.
All speculation anyway, nobody will naturally talk to the media about it.


They haven't got long enough service to take it to an Employment Tribunal - for Unfair Dismissal at least.

ha hadn't thought about that!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Somniloquism on April 24, 2014, 04:34:09 PM
Just reading, they reckon on VT that the post known as HairyHands on there who used to leak stuff was in fact Karsa.

I thought he had been there longer then 2 years.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ron Manager on April 24, 2014, 06:15:08 PM
Just reading, they reckon on VT that the post known as HairyHands on there who used to leak stuff was in fact Karsa.

I thought he had been there longer then 2 years.

I did as well. In which case they may get compensation.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: eamonn on April 24, 2014, 06:55:49 PM
VT trying to outdo TBAR?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: aj2k77 on April 25, 2014, 09:34:41 AM
After 4 years of shit managers, arsehole coaches, parasite players, brawls, M.I.A boardroom, signing shite nobodies, repetitive home defeats, bad records broken, few goals and relegation battles,wouldn't it be nice to have a new chairman, an upbeat respected manager and sign a few players we've semi heard of to get us excited again.

Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Meanwood Villa on April 25, 2014, 09:38:27 AM
After 4 years of shit managers, arsehole coaches, parasite players, brawls, M.I.A boardroom, signing shite nobodies, repetitive home defeats, bad records broken, few goals and relegation battles,wouldn't it be nice to have a new chairman, an upbeat respected manager and sign a few players we've semi heard of to get us excited again.



And we can party like it's 2006
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: SoccerHQ on April 25, 2014, 09:41:32 AM
Just reading, they reckon on VT that the post known as HairyHands on there who used to leak stuff was in fact Karsa.

This was my gut feeling at the time, not sure why. Someone on the frontline so to speak so would have access to formations/injury news but pretty low key so not too many would know who he was unlike say Culverhouse.

Karsa's title here was director of football operations. Can anyone explain to me what that role actually entailed other than taking a few training sessions?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: SoccerHQ on April 25, 2014, 09:42:26 AM
Just reading, they reckon on VT that the post known as HairyHands on there who used to leak stuff was in fact Karsa.

I thought he had been there longer then 2 years.

At the time he was posting on the site I looked at his details and he registered December 2012.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: SteveN on April 25, 2014, 12:18:45 PM
Wrong thread, not even close.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: placeforparks on April 25, 2014, 02:11:35 PM
Just reading, they reckon on VT that the post known as HairyHands on there who used to leak stuff was in fact Karsa.

I thought he had been there longer then 2 years.

At the time he was posting on the site I looked at his details and he registered December 2012.

late december 2012 was pretty awful as well. 8-0 chelsea/ 4-0 spurs/ 3-0 wigan - it was the first time people were openly questioning lambert.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: aj2k77 on April 25, 2014, 02:12:32 PM
So Karsa's job was to be a ****** and talk on messageboards? I can do that.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: damon loves JT on April 25, 2014, 04:13:50 PM
So Karsa's job was to be a c*** and talk on messageboards? I can do that.

Some people can do both at the same time
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: aj2k77 on April 25, 2014, 06:25:35 PM
So Karsa's job was to be a c*** and talk on messageboards? I can do that.

Some people can do both at the same time
So Karsa's job was to be a c*** and talk on messageboards? I can do that.

Some people can do both at the same time

I'm proud to be multi talented.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: SoccerHQ on April 27, 2014, 07:50:34 PM
Is Karsa really Lambert's brother-in-law? Just skimming another thread and someone posted that.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Steve67 on April 27, 2014, 07:54:13 PM
I believe that he is, Soccer HQ.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Legion on April 27, 2014, 07:54:49 PM
He is.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: SoccerHQ on April 27, 2014, 07:58:19 PM
Should be lively next time there's a wedding in one of the families then!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: eamonn on April 27, 2014, 07:59:02 PM
Ex-brother-in-law?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: mr underhill on April 28, 2014, 06:06:15 AM
and ex friend presumably?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: TheMalandro on April 28, 2014, 06:14:13 AM
Is Karsa really Lambert's brother-in-law? Just skimming another thread and someone posted that.

families
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: achilles on May 16, 2014, 11:52:04 AM
Over one month later and in true Aston Villa style... absolutely nothing said!

Are we supposed to just forget that it ever happened?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Boz on May 16, 2014, 12:10:10 PM
Over one month later and in true Aston Villa style... absolutely nothing said!

Are we supposed to just forget that it ever happened?

Still picking up their salaries though I bet
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ron Manager on May 16, 2014, 12:53:59 PM
Anybody know who is in charge of HR at Villa Park?  I have worked in HR and can assure you that matters like this are dealt with as soon as all the evidence has been throughly scrutinised. It's about time the clubs PR boys/girls issued a statement regarding their future.

Or will it all be hushed up as the resulting publicity may be harmful to the club?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on May 16, 2014, 01:12:00 PM
Anybody know who is in charge of HR at Villa Park?  I have worked in HR and can assure you that matters like this are dealt with as soon as all the evidence has been throughly scrutinised. It's about time the clubs PR boys/girls issued a statement regarding their future.

Or will it all be hushed up as the resulting publicity may be harmful to the club?

I don't think you can really apply the standard rules of HR to football. It's a fantasy world where the inexplicable is invariably going on.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on May 16, 2014, 01:42:34 PM
Anybody know who is in charge of HR at Villa Park?  I have worked in HR and can assure you that matters like this are dealt with as soon as all the evidence has been throughly scrutinised. It's about time the clubs PR boys/girls issued a statement regarding their future.

Or will it all be hushed up as the resulting publicity may be harmful to the club?

I don't think you can really apply the standard rules of HR to football. It's a fantasy world where the inexplicable is invariably going on.

See comments from P Scudamore as a perfect example.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: TheMalandro on May 16, 2014, 01:50:49 PM
I suspect whoever has been wronged has been offered what would have been handed out at a employment tribunal (and some) to keep stum.
Like a poster above said, it will be swept under carpet for the good of the club (or the sale)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: rob_bridge on May 16, 2014, 02:15:03 PM
I suspect whoever has been wronged has been offered what would have been handed out at a employment tribunal (and some) to keep stum.
Like a poster above said, it will be swept under carpet for the good of the club (or the sale)

Yes a very American way of doing things. I know first hand from managing within American owned companies.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on May 16, 2014, 06:45:19 PM
Suspensions and investigations etc can take months and are sworn to secrecy much of the time
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: TheMalandro on May 17, 2014, 07:34:01 AM
I suspect whoever has been wronged has been offered what would have been handed out at a employment tribunal (and some) to keep stum.
Like a poster above said, it will be swept under carpet for the good of the club (or the sale)

Yes a very American way of doing things. I know first hand from managing within American owned companies.

I'd like to know the amount of money that has been spent paying off civil servants in the UK over the last 20 years.

Got a difficult employee??? Pay the fucker off so they are someone elses problem!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on May 20, 2014, 07:42:49 AM
Karsa has been dismissed.  Culverhouse is expected to follow.  ITK
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: TheMalandro on May 20, 2014, 08:01:43 AM
Karsa has been dismissed.  Culverhouse is expected to follow.  ITK

can't beat a bit of bully
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: PaulWinch again on May 20, 2014, 08:54:35 AM
That'd be a bit of good news.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Somniloquism on May 21, 2014, 02:25:33 PM
Will we be able to replace them though? For all our love of Sid, he has been a first team coach under Houlier and McLeish and now for four matches under Lambert and we certainly haven't seen any massive leaps in first team performances during this time. I realise this coincides with poor managers and poor directors but can we take the chance on someone who has so little coaching experience at first team. And Given is even greener at this coaching level.

Edit (Not saying I don't want Karsa and Culverhouse to go, just that I would prefer more experience in those roles if Lambert stays as they do all the day to day work under him.)

Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: eamonn on May 21, 2014, 02:53:50 PM
Could always get Gary Macca in. He's got the best win percentage of any Villa manager since Noah was a lad.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: rob_bridge on May 21, 2014, 04:24:23 PM
Could always get Gary Macca in. He's got the best win percentage of any Villa manager since Noah was a lad.

That would soon change.

Raising any of Clough, Stein, Ramsey and Shankley from the grave and giving them the job would help tarnish their record.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Villa in Denmark on May 21, 2014, 05:21:24 PM
Will we be able to replace them though? For all our love of Sid, he has been a first team coach under Houlier and McLeish and now for four matches under Lambert and we certainly haven't seen any massive leaps in first team performances during this time. I realise this coincides with poor managers and poor directors but can we take the chance on someone who has so little coaching experience at first team. And Given is even greener at this coaching level.

As a counter argument, working backwards, you could argue that for Sid :-

Working with Lambert - too small a sample to draw any conclusions.

Working for McLeish - well they knew what they were doing and could execute the game plan.
Not his fault the tactics were so negative.

Working for Houllier - a manager who definitely wanted the teamb to play a more progressive style, and there was evidence of that starting to come through as the season progressed.

His work with the youth set up and their results suggests that he can impart his knowledge, develop a players skill set and drill a team to execute a game plan which to me is the coaches role.
I'd also add that he's got more chance of succeeding with this squad, than one contained the sulking, whining tendencies, that were epitomised by Collins and Dunne under Houllier.

I agree that it's still a bit of a chance to take, moreso in the current environment, but not necessarily so bleak as it could seem.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on May 21, 2014, 05:55:52 PM
Karsa has been dismissed.  Culverhouse is expected to follow.  ITK

Both signing a compromise agreement and walking off into the sunset with some hefty wedge in their back pockets !!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ron Manager on May 21, 2014, 07:09:49 PM
Not unlike a certain Midlands newsreader methinks.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on May 21, 2014, 07:19:33 PM
Karsa has been dismissed.  Culverhouse is expected to follow.  ITK

Both signing a compromise agreement and walking off into the sunset with some hefty wedge in their back pockets !!
Shouldn't be if it's gross misconduct . Then again this is HMS Aston Villa , a ship broken free from it's moorings and drifting towards a storm of biblical proportions
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Legion on May 21, 2014, 07:30:16 PM
Did you know that HMT Aston Villa crashed into the harbour wall within minutes of its maiden voyage?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Lizz on May 21, 2014, 07:38:27 PM
Compromise Agreements have been replaced by Settlement Agreements -  http://careers.theguardian.com/settlement-agreements-employees-need-to-know

I don't think there's anything particularly unusual about any organisation using them; sometimes you have to weigh up the angst of dismissing someone, a possible ET etc against the convenience of getting rid of someone quickly in a relatively pain free.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: TheMalandro on May 21, 2014, 08:14:22 PM
Compromise Agreements have been replaced by Settlement Agreements -  http://careers.theguardian.com/settlement-agreements-employees-need-to-know

I don't think there's anything particularly unusual about any organisation using them; sometimes you have to weigh up the angst of dismissing someone, a possible ET etc against the convenience of getting rid of someone quickly in a relatively pain free.

I've seen too many troublemakers, crooks and generally horrible human beings getting paid off. Go to ET every time.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: David_Nab on May 23, 2014, 10:28:08 PM
Sacked

Brendan McLoughlin ‏@bren_mcloughlin  1m
Ian Culverhouse dismissed by #avfc and follows Gary Karsa out of the exit door. Paul Lambert now stepping up search for new backroom staff
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: saunders_heroes on May 23, 2014, 10:37:29 PM
Sacked

Brendan McLoughlin ‏@bren_mcloughlin  1m
Ian Culverhouse dismissed by #avfc and follows Gary Karsa out of the exit door. Paul Lambert now stepping up search for new backroom staff

I'd be a bit nervous if Lambert employed 2 new assistants.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on May 23, 2014, 10:53:03 PM
Sacked

Brendan McLoughlin ‏@bren_mcloughlin  1m
Ian Culverhouse dismissed by #avfc and follows Gary Karsa out of the exit door. Paul Lambert now stepping up search for new backroom staff

I'd be a bit nervous if Lambert employed 2 new assistants.

What could possibly go wrong?

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ez4z3kIW1qclkew.jpg)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Jarpie on May 23, 2014, 10:55:07 PM
Have those been confirmed by the club or just in twitter by journos?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: pauliewalnuts on May 23, 2014, 10:56:37 PM
Have those been confirmed by the club or just in twitter by journos?

Barry is confirmed, Paul is expected to be confirmed in the morning.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Brend'Watkins on May 23, 2014, 10:56:43 PM
Compromise Agreements have been replaced by Settlement Agreements -  http://careers.theguardian.com/settlement-agreements-employees-need-to-know

I don't think there's anything particularly unusual about any organisation using them; sometimes you have to weigh up the angst of dismissing someone, a possible ET etc against the convenience of getting rid of someone quickly in a relatively pain free.

If it's misconduct why the need for any settlement baring in mind they've only been with the club less than 2 years?  I know football works differently but if they've behaved in a way that got them suspended and after inquest resulted in sacking why would the club need to compromise with I assume some sort of pay off?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: ozzjim on May 23, 2014, 11:42:58 PM
Get a couple of assistants that are useful for the coaching side and motivation side then it can only be a good thing.

Lambert will be here next season from the look of it, I would prefer he had some coaching staff with him!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on May 23, 2014, 11:52:10 PM
How about Laursen as Asst Mgr and Kenny Swain as a coach
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Des Little on May 24, 2014, 12:28:08 AM
Fuck them both. Thanks for nothing and no luck for the future.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: supertom on May 24, 2014, 12:31:34 AM
Sacked

Brendan McLoughlin ‏@bren_mcloughlin  1m
Ian Culverhouse dismissed by #avfc and follows Gary Karsa out of the exit door. Paul Lambert now stepping up search for new backroom staff

I'd be a bit nervous if Lambert employed 2 new assistants.

What could possibly go wrong?

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ez4z3kIW1qclkew.jpg)
It's an improvement to be fair. At least "to me, to you" implies passing the ball. That's a good start right from the off.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on May 24, 2014, 12:37:43 AM
Of course when I do an ITK it is ignored.  I told you Karsa had been sacked three days ago.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: silhillvilla on May 24, 2014, 12:39:13 AM
Do we know why they were sacked yet ?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Des Little on May 24, 2014, 12:45:17 AM
Do we know why they were sacked yet ?

Yes. One was a wanker and the other one was a twat.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Tokyo Sexwhale on May 24, 2014, 03:11:55 AM
Could always get Gary Macca in. He's got the best win percentage of any Villa manager since Noah was a lad.

Jim Barron has a 100% record as Villa manager too.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: mr underhill on May 24, 2014, 05:59:47 AM
the recruitment of new coaching staff will be interesting; who would want to come under the present circumstances and if anyone does come in, wouldn't they potentially be just two more employees to pay off if a new owner's new manager doesn't rate them? Don't suppose Randy cares. If Lambert sticks with the 2 s's maybe a sign that a take-over is close?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Richard E on May 24, 2014, 06:12:53 AM
Compromise Agreements have been replaced by Settlement Agreements -  http://careers.theguardian.com/settlement-agreements-employees-need-to-know

I don't think there's anything particularly unusual about any organisation using them; sometimes you have to weigh up the angst of dismissing someone, a possible ET etc against the convenience of getting rid of someone quickly in a relatively pain free.

If it's misconduct why the need for any settlement baring in mind they've only been with the club less than 2 years?  I know football works differently but if they've behaved in a way that got them suspended and after inquest resulted in sacking why would the club need to compromise with I assume some sort of pay off?

If they're on fixed term contracts they could still have hefty breach of contract claims for the balance of their notice if a Court didn't think gross misconduct was proved, so there would be some benefit to the club in buying off that potential risk. It also potentially assists in terms of upholding confidentiality and any restrictive covenants.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: citizenDJ on May 24, 2014, 06:50:17 AM
Sacked

Brendan McLoughlin ‏@bren_mcloughlin  1m
Ian Culverhouse dismissed by #avfc and follows Gary Karsa out of the exit door. Paul Lambert now stepping up search for new backroom staff

I'd be a bit nervous if Lambert employed 2 new assistants.

What could possibly go wrong?

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ez4z3kIW1qclkew.jpg)

It could work. The literal translation of 'tiki taka' is 'to me, to you'.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: adrenachrome on May 24, 2014, 07:14:33 AM
Compromise Agreements have been replaced by Settlement Agreements -  http://careers.theguardian.com/settlement-agreements-employees-need-to-know

I don't think there's anything particularly unusual about any organisation using them; sometimes you have to weigh up the angst of dismissing someone, a possible ET etc against the convenience of getting rid of someone quickly in a relatively pain free.

If it's misconduct why the need for any settlement baring in mind they've only been with the club less than 2 years?  I know football works differently but if they've behaved in a way that got them suspended and after inquest resulted in sacking why would the club need to compromise with I assume some sort of pay off?

If they're on fixed term contracts they could still have hefty breach of contract claims for the balance of their notice if a Court didn't think gross misconduct was proved, so there would be some benefit to the club in buying off that potential risk. It also potentially assists in terms of upholding confidentiality and any restrictive covenants.

I remember a movie about restrictive covenants where the nuns went on a carnal rampage and were visited by  the inquisition who burned half of them and buried the other half in the walls of the covenant itself.  It was ghastly and quite put me off the idea of the monastic life.

Be that as it may, the upshot of all this is that we the fans will be left moldering inn the dank darkness with not a glimmer of the luminous light of the truth.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: mr underhill on May 24, 2014, 07:26:21 AM
was that The Devils, the Ken Russell film? I thought it was pretty good, it almost made me want to become a monk because you could be devotional when they fancy took you and then shag a load of nuns senseless without bothering about persistent bouts of Christianity.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: adrenachrome on May 24, 2014, 07:42:04 AM
Yes indeed.  That,  merged with another film called The Afwul Story of The Nuns of Monza.

Vanessa Redgrave was in The Devils as well, as the nun who kicked it all off with her delusions. Poor old Olly got burned at the stake for his trouble. Politics behind it all of course, as ever.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: mr underhill on May 24, 2014, 09:21:28 AM
those were the days, before political correctness took over and turned the world into  duller shades of grey. I miss eccentrics like Ken.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on May 24, 2014, 09:42:48 AM
He's not goin to be able to get replacements is he? We can't even retain players
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Steve kirk on May 24, 2014, 10:20:36 AM
I dont claim for one minute to be in the know but a mate of mine at work knows an ex football man who knows Gordon Cowans who gave him this info, Gordon said Culverhouse made the tackle in training that caused Benteke's long term injury, Gordon then had a go at Culverhouse about it who got very aggressive, Gabby and Fabian got involved against Culverhouse which led to Karsa diving in, this led to a full on fight which eventually led to the club suspensions.

Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Clampy on May 24, 2014, 10:26:43 AM
The sackings are breaking news on the Sky Sports yellow bar now.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: bertlambshank on May 24, 2014, 10:33:25 AM
How as Lambert got away with this?
Very strange.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Clampy on May 24, 2014, 10:35:30 AM
How as Lambert got away with this?
Very strange.

In fairness, we don't know exactly what went on.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: lovejoy on May 24, 2014, 10:35:50 AM
If Steve Kirk is correct then there is nothing Lambert has done wrong in this instance, surely?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Richard E on May 24, 2014, 11:16:16 AM
The sackings are breaking news on the Sky Sports yellow bar now.

Good to see Sky sources have their finger on the pulse.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Richard E on May 24, 2014, 11:17:08 AM
Compromise Agreements have been replaced by Settlement Agreements -  http://careers.theguardian.com/settlement-agreements-employees-need-to-know

I don't think there's anything particularly unusual about any organisation using them; sometimes you have to weigh up the angst of dismissing someone, a possible ET etc against the convenience of getting rid of someone quickly in a relatively pain free.

If it's misconduct why the need for any settlement baring in mind they've only been with the club less than 2 years?  I know football works differently but if they've behaved in a way that got them suspended and after inquest resulted in sacking why would the club need to compromise with I assume some sort of pay off?

If they're on fixed term contracts they could still have hefty breach of contract claims for the balance of their notice if a Court didn't think gross misconduct was proved, so there would be some benefit to the club in buying off that potential risk. It also potentially assists in terms of upholding confidentiality and any restrictive covenants.

I remember a movie about restrictive covenants where the nuns went on a carnal rampage and were visited by  the inquisition who burned half of them and buried the other half in the walls of the covenant itself.  It was ghastly and quite put me off the idea of the monastic life.

Be that as it may, the upshot of all this is that we the fans will be left moldering inn the dank darkness with not a glimmer of the luminous light of the truth.

I may be mistaken, but I have a vague suspicion we may be ever so slightly at cross purposes here!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Steve kirk on May 24, 2014, 11:19:37 AM
 The incident happened in the lead up to the Fulham game and if you remember Gabby and Delph were not even in the squad for the Fulham game, initially they were punished but eventually the real instigators were suspended, I will ask my friend if he can give me the name of the guy who knows Gordon Cowans, its just what ive been told so thought I would pass it on to H@V
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: LeeB on May 24, 2014, 11:48:56 AM
The incident happened in the lead up to the Fulham game and if you remember Gabby and Delph were not even in the squad for the Fulham game, initially they were punished but eventually the real instigators were suspended, I will ask my friend if he can give me the name of the guy who knows Gordon Cowans, its just what ive been told so thought I would pass it on to H@V

I heard something completely different, supposedly coming from someone close to Cowans, which means either your source or mine is talking out of their arse.

To be fair, it's probably both.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: aj2k77 on May 24, 2014, 11:53:58 AM
I heard they were a pair of nobodies who shouldn't have been at the Villa anyway and should stick to pumpkin farming in the realm of nothingness that is Norwich.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: adrenachrome on May 24, 2014, 01:53:49 PM
Compromise Agreements have been replaced by Settlement Agreements -  http://careers.theguardian.com/settlement-agreements-employees-need-to-know

I don't think there's anything particularly unusual about any organisation using them; sometimes you have to weigh up the angst of dismissing someone, a possible ET etc against the convenience of getting rid of someone quickly in a relatively pain free.

If it's misconduct why the need for any settlement baring in mind they've only been with the club less than 2 years?  I know football works differently but if they've behaved in a way that got them suspended and after inquest resulted in sacking why would the club need to compromise with I assume some sort of pay off?

If they're on fixed term contracts they could still have hefty breach of contract claims for the balance of their notice if a Court didn't think gross misconduct was proved, so there would be some benefit to the club in buying off that potential risk. It also potentially assists in terms of upholding confidentiality and any restrictive covenants.

I remember a movie about restrictive covenants where the nuns went on a carnal rampage and were visited by  the inquisition who burned half of them and buried the other half in the walls of the covenant itself.  It was ghastly and quite put me off the idea of the monastic life.

Be that as it may, the upshot of all this is that we the fans will be left moldering inn the dank darkness with not a glimmer of the luminous light of the truth.

I may be mistaken, but I have a vague suspicion we may be ever so slightly at cross purposes here!

Get away with you, now, you're pulling my leg.

Next you'll be telling me that Catholic priests don't live in a Refectory and Convents are the holes that prisoners tear in the crotch of their uniforms to aerate their folly culls.

 
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Ron Manager on May 24, 2014, 02:28:35 PM
The incident happened in the lead up to the Fulham game and if you remember Gabby and Delph were not even in the squad for the Fulham game, initially they were punished but eventually the real instigators were suspended, I will ask my friend if he can give me the name of the guy who knows Gordon Cowans, its just what ive been told so thought I would pass it on to H@V

I wonder if Agbonlahor and Delph contacted the Players Union. If the facts are correct then that is the first thing they should have done.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on May 24, 2014, 02:45:42 PM
If true I guess he didn't make the tackle to cause him harm and therefore injury is not his fault. However if as a senior member of the management team he didn't control and calm the situation and instead got into a ruckus with the players and than subsequently did not tell the truth it becomes a matter of trust and that made his position untenable.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: olaftab on May 24, 2014, 02:48:41 PM
The sackings are breaking news on the Sky Sports yellow bar now.

Good to see Sky sources have their finger on the pulse.
Slow day surely!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: Matt Collins on May 24, 2014, 03:30:49 PM
I dont claim for one minute to be in the know but a mate of mine at work knows an ex football man who knows Gordon Cowans who gave him this info, Gordon said Culverhouse made the tackle in training that caused Benteke's long term injury, Gordon then had a go at Culverhouse about it who got very aggressive, Gabby and Fabian got involved against Culverhouse which led to Karsa diving in, this led to a full on fight which eventually led to the club suspensions.



I thought Ciaran Clark caused the injury? And that the delph and gabby thing was some weeks later? Sounds like buuuuuuuullllshit to me sorry!
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: Richard E on May 24, 2014, 03:34:34 PM
Clark clattered Kozak rather than Benteke I think.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: dave shelley on May 24, 2014, 03:41:49 PM
I thought it was reported, on here I think, that the injury to Benteke was just one of those unfortunate injuries that happened when no one was anywhere near him.  It may also be that; that is the official line being put out by the club.  Cover up and all that.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: TheMalandro on May 24, 2014, 03:48:27 PM
I thought it was reported, on here I think, that the injury to Benteke was just one of those unfortunate injuries that happened when no one was anywhere near him.  It may also be that; that is the official line being put out by the club.  Cover up and all that.

I think it is more likely just an unfortunate one - otherwise I'm sure Benteke would have spoken out - it did end his world cup after all
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: Diablo on May 24, 2014, 03:49:31 PM
Didn't Benteke make a cryptic/ confusing comment relating to his injury (which was put down as something that was just lost in translation?)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: nodge on May 24, 2014, 04:10:01 PM
It was the bit in bold that people thought was lost in translation.


Christian Benteke has voiced his frustration at having to miss the World Cup but is determined to return ahead of schedule for Aston Villa next season.

Benteke's hopes of playing for Belgium in Brazil this summer were wrecked when he ruptured an Achilles tendon in training at the start of April.

He had been relishing the prospect of showcasing his talent on the biggest stage after an eye-catching 18 months for Villa in the Premier League, and admits it has been a difficult period.

However, he has received the support of his Belgian team-mates and national team boss Marc Wilmots, who battled through a number of injuries during his own playing career.

Reflecting on the moment he got injured, Benteke told RTBF: "As soon as I heard a noise, I fell down.

"I immediately asked a team-mate if it was not broken or if he saw a wound. The fact that he said 'no', was a relief for me. 'Phew, I'm likely to go to Brazil' was what I thought. I tried to stand up, but immediately fell down.

"My balance was gone. I went to the physio room and the doctor told me I would probably out for six months as my Achilles tendon looked torn. I kept on hoping as long as I hadn't had a scan, but when the diagnosis was confirmed, I didn't feel sad, I felt frustrated.

"I was thinking about all the sacrifices I'd made and that I'd deserved to be at the World Cup. That's what I mean with frustration.

"People have said lots of positive things to me. To be honest, I didn't expect that. There were many people who were disgusted with what happened to me and not only people from the world of football. This is what gives strength to stand up and move on."

Benteke added: "When Belgium play their first game against Algeria, on June 17, there will be a little frustration, but I think I can easily watch.

"Marc Wilmots, the national manager, called me on the day I injured myself. He told me injuries are a part of football.

"In a career, there are tough times. He has even bounced back, after a lot of operations, to play at the age of 33. Why shouldn't I? I got a lot of support from Marouane Fellaini and Eden Hazard, but also Vincent Kompany called me to encourage me."

While a six-month lay-off would rule Benteke out of action until at least October, the striker is optimistic that he will come back sooner than expected.

Having missed the end of the season as Villa staved off the threat of relegation, the striker is looking forward to getting back at the earliest possible opportunity.

He said: "I'm convinced I will be back faster than expected. After my injury I also thought about Villa. I had ambitions, but a lot of things crossed my mind.

"At that point we weren't even sure we would stay in the Premier League, but I'm relieved the boys avoided the drop.

"There are many people who have said it will take me six months to get back, but I am sure I will be back faster."
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: Gerrin on May 24, 2014, 04:28:55 PM
I thought it was reported, on here I think, that the injury to Benteke was just one of those unfortunate injuries that happened when no one was anywhere near him.  It may also be that; that is the official line being put out by the club.  Cover up and all that.

Torn Achilles is not an impact injury, so I doubt its true.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: Trinitymiddle on May 24, 2014, 04:31:48 PM
Dont think Kevin MacDonald is working at the mo. Might be worth giving him a call.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: ozzjim on May 24, 2014, 04:36:05 PM
It is a good point, it is hard to imagine a tackle rupturing an achilles, it is snap more than an impact. Horrible though.

Now these 2 have gone (was Karsa ever a footballer?) you have to hope we recruit a couple of really good coaches to replace them that will move the side forward. Watching Derby you can see how McLaren has got them working the ball. A coach that has that mentality would be nice.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: PaulWinch again on May 24, 2014, 04:38:18 PM
It is a good point, it is hard to imagine a tackle rupturing an achilles, it is snap more than an impact. Horrible though.

Now these 2 have gone (was Karsa ever a footballer?) you have to hope we recruit a couple of really good coaches to replace them that will move the side forward. Watching Derby you can see how McLaren has got them working the ball. A coach that has that mentality would be nice.

That's it, I'd expect most high level footballers to be able to pass the ball well so it's all about coaching.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: ozzjim on May 24, 2014, 04:41:04 PM
And the ehtos of the coaching to encourage players to express themselves. I always felt Houllier wanted the young players to do just that, show what they could do, but Lambert seems much more about being functional of late.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: eamonn on May 24, 2014, 04:43:26 PM
The incident happened in the lead up to the Fulham game and if you remember Gabby and Delph were not even in the squad for the Fulham game, initially they were punished but eventually the real instigators were suspended, I will ask my friend if he can give me the name of the guy who knows Gordon Cowans, its just what ive been told so thought I would pass it on to H@V

I heard something completely different, supposedly coming from someone close to Cowans, which means either your source or mine is talking out of their arse.

To be fair, it's probably both.

So what did your source say? Come on, let's be 'avin ya.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: Mister E on May 24, 2014, 04:46:51 PM
Dont think Kevin MacDonald is working at the mo. Might be worth giving him a call.
Maybe, might be an interesting combination
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: JUAN PABLO on May 24, 2014, 05:06:26 PM
Dont think Kevin MacDonald is working at the mo. Might be worth giving him a call.
Maybe, might be an interesting combination

he prefers it in the pub at Narborough .   
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: silhillvilla on May 24, 2014, 05:16:06 PM
I thought it was reported, on here I think, that the injury to Benteke was just one of those unfortunate injuries that happened when no one was anywhere near him.  It may also be that; that is the official line being put out by the club.  Cover up and all that.

Torn Achilles is not an impact injury, so I doubt its true.
Torn or snapped ? Official line or truth ?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: dave.woodhall on May 24, 2014, 05:30:27 PM
I thought it was reported, on here I think, that the injury to Benteke was just one of those unfortunate injuries that happened when no one was anywhere near him.  It may also be that; that is the official line being put out by the club.  Cover up and all that.

Torn Achilles is not an impact injury, so I doubt its true.
Torn or snapped ? Official line or truth ?

It's getting a bit tedious now.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: dave.woodhall on May 24, 2014, 06:33:47 PM
If anyone wants us, and them, sued, carry on posting what has just had to be deleted on here.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: nodge on May 24, 2014, 07:31:44 PM
You might want to delete the quote on page 61 too then Dave
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: Legion on May 24, 2014, 07:32:43 PM
You might want to delete the quote on page 61 too then Dave

A Reply # would be more useful. I am on Page 19.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: nodge on May 24, 2014, 07:37:07 PM
#912 ?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: silhillvilla on May 24, 2014, 07:49:25 PM
It's all speculation , can people not speculate ? Nobody is saying it's fact
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: dave.woodhall on May 24, 2014, 07:55:20 PM
It's all speculation , can people not speculate ? Nobody is saying it's fact

It gets a bit boring when everything has to be the worst possible scenario leading to the worst possible scenario, otherwise the club 'must' be telling lies. 
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: silhillvilla on May 24, 2014, 08:02:48 PM
It's all speculation , can people not speculate ? Nobody is saying it's fact

It gets a bit boring when everything has to be the worst possible scenario leading to the worst possible scenario, otherwise the club 'must' be telling lies.
Ok noted but I thought I'd been positive with my thoughts in the transfer thread. Your train set so noted.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: TheEgo on May 24, 2014, 08:21:32 PM
If lambert os sticking around (which I strongly doubt) he could do worse than get mike Phelan and Steve Clarke on board. Both grata coaches/assistant managers
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: supertom on May 24, 2014, 08:25:44 PM
If lambert os sticking around (which I strongly doubt) he could do worse than get mike Phelan and Steve Clarke on board. Both grata coaches/assistant managers
Yep. Perhaps either or both could be tempted on a temporary basis, kind of like Shteeve at QPR earlier in the season. If another job comes along, or the takeover happens then they can move on. It could be a good gap filler.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: Somniloquism on May 24, 2014, 08:33:54 PM
If lambert os sticking around (which I strongly doubt) he could do worse than get mike Phelan and Steve Clarke on board. Both grata coaches/assistant managers

I would love either in as a coach, however I doubt he will as it would be the equivalent of hiring your replacement, especially with Clarke.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: b23 on May 24, 2014, 08:35:50 PM
If anyone wants us, and them, sued, carry on posting what has just had to be deleted on here.

Ok. Fair enough and understood. No harm intended.

I thought the use of "allegedly" covered everyones backs ?

Anyway, they are both gone. Enough said.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: Steve kirk on May 24, 2014, 08:45:08 PM
Just got back from day out with friends, DW I am sorry if what I posted about Culverhouse/Karsa has or could cause problems as that was never the intention,  it was just what a friend told me yesterday, maybe now those guys have left the club we should lock this down and move on.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Villa in Denmark on May 24, 2014, 09:45:19 PM
I dont claim for one minute to be in the know but a mate of mine at work knows an ex football man who knows Gordon Cowans who gave him this info, Gordon said Culverhouse made the tackle in training that caused Benteke's long term injury, Gordon then had a go at Culverhouse about it who got very aggressive, Gabby and Fabian got involved against Culverhouse which led to Karsa diving in, this led to a full on fight which eventually led to the club suspensions.
I didn't think Sid was working with the first team when this happened, so why would he have been in a position to get involved?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Steve R on May 24, 2014, 10:20:45 PM
I dont claim for one minute to be in the know but a mate of mine at work knows an ex football man who knows Gordon Cowans who gave him this info, Gordon said Culverhouse made the tackle in training that caused Benteke's long term injury, Gordon then had a go at Culverhouse about it who got very aggressive, Gabby and Fabian got involved against Culverhouse which led to Karsa diving in, this led to a full on fight which eventually led to the club suspensions.
I didn't think Sid was working with the first team when this happened, so why would he have been in a position to get involved?

He is here. He is there. He is every fkin where.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: TheEgo on May 24, 2014, 10:22:14 PM
If lambert os sticking around (which I strongly doubt) he could do worse than get mike Phelan and Steve Clarke on board. Both grata coaches/assistant managers

I would love either in as a coach, however I doubt he will as it would be the equivalent of hiring your replacement, especially with Clarke.

Yeah I agree, was just romanticising about what could be a good thing in a bad situation
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended
Post by: Villa in Denmark on May 24, 2014, 10:27:02 PM
I dont claim for one minute to be in the know but a mate of mine at work knows an ex football man who knows Gordon Cowans who gave him this info, Gordon said Culverhouse made the tackle in training that caused Benteke's long term injury, Gordon then had a go at Culverhouse about it who got very aggressive, Gabby and Fabian got involved against Culverhouse which led to Karsa diving in, this led to a full on fight which eventually led to the club suspensions.
I didn't think Sid was working with the first team when this happened, so why would he have been in a position to get involved?

He is here. He is there. He is every fkin where.

Shaun Teale?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: ozzjim on May 24, 2014, 10:42:26 PM
If lambert os sticking around (which I strongly doubt) he could do worse than get mike Phelan and Steve Clarke on board. Both grata coaches/assistant managers

I would love either in as a coach, however I doubt he will as it would be the equivalent of hiring your replacement, especially with Clarke.

Yeah I agree, was just romanticising about what could be a good thing in a bad situation

Clarke would not go back to being a number 2 I don't think. I said to my dad the other week we should go and get Mike Phelan as number 2. I thought about Rene Muelensteen but it would be the same as Clarke. I also thought maybe Saunders, who has been a number 2 before and might be tempted if it was Villa coming calling.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: TheEgo on May 24, 2014, 10:45:22 PM
If lambert os sticking around (which I strongly doubt) he could do worse than get mike Phelan and Steve Clarke on board. Both grata coaches/assistant managers

I would love either in as a coach, however I doubt he will as it would be the equivalent of hiring your replacement, especially with Clarke.

Yeah I agree, was just romanticising about what could be a good thing in a bad situation

Clarke would not go back to being a number 2 I don't think. I said to my dad the other week we should go and get Mike Phelan as number 2. I thought about Rene Muelensteen but it would be the same as Clarke. I also thought maybe Saunders, who has been a number 2 before and might be tempted if it was Villa coming calling.

I agree. I asked platt on twitter today and he said, not interested. Wanker. Never understood his dislike of the villa given the opportunity he had with us. It made him
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: TheEgo on May 24, 2014, 10:48:04 PM
Anyway I expect lambert will be off (quite how he's still here if stuff was going on under his watch, is another matter)

But IF were not sold before the season need some quality coaches. I'd be happy with Phelan, Gary and Phil Neville, oh and Brian little :-)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: mr underhill on May 25, 2014, 05:37:46 AM
but who is going to come knowing it could - and I stress could - be a two month gig? And why does Platt hate Villa so much?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: Trinitymiddle on May 25, 2014, 07:14:46 AM
If lambert os sticking around (which I strongly doubt) he could do worse than get mike Phelan and Steve Clarke on board. Both grata coaches/assistant managers

I would love either in as a coach, however I doubt he will as it would be the equivalent of hiring your replacement, especially with Clarke.

Yeah I agree, was just romanticising about what could be a good thing in a bad situation

Clarke would not go back to being a number 2 I don't think. I said to my dad the other week we should go and get Mike Phelan as number 2. I thought about Rene Muelensteen but it would be the same as Clarke. I also thought maybe Saunders, who has been a number 2 before and might be tempted if it was Villa coming calling.

I agree. I asked platt on twitter today and he said, not interested. Wanker. Never understood his dislike of the villa given the opportunity he had with us. It made him
Platt is, was and always will be an arrogant tosser. The fact that he used to wear a villa shirt doesn't change that. We were just a stepping stone in his career.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: Dante Lavelli on May 25, 2014, 07:17:49 AM
Steve Mclaren took a role under Redknapp at QPR so it's not impossible that some of these new managers / previously coaches chaps might consider temporary roles.

The ones which are looking to learn and enjoy their job (i.e the ones you'd want to employ) probably see it as another chance to learn from a new situation. Furthermore there'd probably be a pay off it we were taken over too.

My suggestions would be steve Clarke, mclaren (highly unlikely but strange things might happen now they didn't get promoted) and my first choice, Paul Clement from Real Madrid (ex PE teacher).
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on May 25, 2014, 08:40:48 AM
If lambert os sticking around (which I strongly doubt) he could do worse than get mike Phelan and Steve Clarke on board. Both grata coaches/assistant managers

I would love either in as a coach, however I doubt he will as it would be the equivalent of hiring your replacement, especially with Clarke.

Yeah I agree, was just romanticising about what could be a good thing in a bad situation

Clarke would not go back to being a number 2 I don't think. I said to my dad the other week we should go and get Mike Phelan as number 2. I thought about Rene Muelensteen but it would be the same as Clarke. I also thought maybe Saunders, who has been a number 2 before and might be tempted if it was Villa coming calling.

I agree. I asked platt on twitter today and he said, not interested. Wanker. Never understood his dislike of the villa given the opportunity he had with us. It made him
Platt is, was and always will be an arrogant tosser. The fact that he used to wear a villa shirt doesn't change that. We were just a stepping stone in his career.

On top of that he is a burger faced twat and I would not want him near our club
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: Ron Manager on May 25, 2014, 10:37:43 AM
Saunders was completely out of his depth at Wolves. Kenny Jackett has shown that. I wouldn't mind Gary Neville as manager with Steve Clarke as assistant. But who knows what is going to happen? Nobody on a forum, for sure, and nobody at the club I suspect.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: berneboy on May 25, 2014, 10:44:15 AM
If lambert os sticking around (which I strongly doubt) he could do worse than get mike Phelan and Steve Clarke on board. Both grata coaches/assistant managers

I would love either in as a coach, however I doubt he will as it would be the equivalent of hiring your replacement, especially with Clarke.

Yeah I agree, was just romanticising about what could be a good thing in a bad situation

Clarke would not go back to being a number 2 I don't think. I said to my dad the other week we should go and get Mike Phelan as number 2. I thought about Rene Muelensteen but it would be the same as Clarke. I also thought maybe Saunders, who has been a number 2 before and might be tempted if it was Villa coming calling.

I agree. I asked platt on twitter today and he said, not interested. Wanker. Never understood his dislike of the villa given the opportunity he had with us. It made him
Platt is, was and always will be an arrogant tosser. The fact that he used to wear a villa shirt doesn't change that. We were just a stepping stone in his career.

On top of that he is a burger faced twat and I would not want him near our club

I was in the Villa shop when he skipped over the counter and grinning put his had near a female assistant's nether regions as he stood behind her. I believe he was engaged at the time. He laughed. I didn't.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: Steve67 on May 25, 2014, 11:04:13 AM
I would like someone in who recognises the lack of physical attributes within the team and does something about it! For instance, we have one of the best forwards in the business so get the ball in the box by playing wingers and not this stupid fecking diamond formation. Someone who tells Lambert that it doesn't work with the players we have.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: Brian Taylor on May 26, 2014, 08:55:15 AM
If lambert os sticking around (which I strongly doubt) he could do worse than get mike Phelan and Steve Clarke on board. Both grata coaches/assistant managers

I would love either in as a coach, however I doubt he will as it would be the equivalent of hiring your replacement, especially with Clarke.

Yeah I agree, was just romanticising about what could be a good thing in a bad situation

Clarke would not go back to being a number 2 I don't think. I said to my dad the other week we should go and get Mike Phelan as number 2. I thought about Rene Muelensteen but it would be the same as Clarke. I also thought maybe Saunders, who has been a number 2 before and might be tempted if it was Villa coming calling.

I agree. I asked platt on twitter today and he said, not interested. Wanker. Never understood his dislike of the villa given the opportunity he had with us. It made him
Platt is, was and always will be an arrogant tosser. The fact that he used to wear a villa shirt doesn't change that. We were just a stepping stone in his career.

Platt would not be the choice for me. Villa is perceived as a poison chalice under the present set-up. Unless a big spender comes in we will continue to be so and therefore unable to attract serious talent both managerially and on the pitch.
I await  news, and forward looking proposals, that will give us hope after so many years of well... nothing.  Being the anniversary of our last big Cup, tomorrow would be a good time to issue a statement.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: Nastylee on May 26, 2014, 09:34:03 AM
Not being interested doesn't necessarily make him a wanker. Perhaps he has ambitions of being a manger himself or just doesn't fancy working as an assistant for Lambert. Let's be honest, it's very strange for a manager to employ a complete stranger as his number 2.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: Somniloquism on May 26, 2014, 11:13:43 AM
Not being interested doesn't necessarily make him a wanker. Perhaps he has ambitions of being a manger himself or just doesn't fancy working as an assistant for Lambert. Let's be honest, it's very strange for a manager to employ a complete stranger as his number 2.

No, but the fact he never has a good word for the club that arguably catapulted him into the big time does.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: The Left Side on May 26, 2014, 04:14:20 PM
I reckon the only way Platt would come back to Villa is if we were to be taken over by an owner with money to burn, then he would remember that he loves us.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: Toronto Villa on May 26, 2014, 04:23:18 PM
One of my favourite all time Villa players. His application and work ethic is to be admired in how he has managed, since leaving, to distance himself from the club that plucked him from obscurity and helped make him famous. He can go fuck himself now.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: claret and blue blood on May 26, 2014, 05:03:59 PM
Great player failed manager hates us for some reason not really worth mentioning as a coach for us - next.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: Somniloquism on May 26, 2014, 06:50:13 PM
Whenever that last minute England goal against Belgium is shown, it always brings a tear to my eye and I'm still proud a Villa player scored that goal. However, the fact that from that point onward he was learning Italian and now never gives the club the time of the day means he can fuck right off.

I've always wondered if Doug cashed in from Bari when Platt wanted a bigger club to go to and that is what pissed him off.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: SoccerHQ on May 26, 2014, 06:55:21 PM
I too can't stand Platt. I was too young for his playing exploits. Suppose it's a bit like someone like Milner or Ian Taylor slagging us off after retiring.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: The Left Side on May 26, 2014, 06:58:49 PM
Whenever that last minute England goal against Belgium is shown, it always brings a tear to my eye and I'm still proud a Villa player scored that goal. However, the fact that from that point onward he was learning Italian and now never gives the club the time of the day means he can fuck right off.

I've always wondered if Doug cashed in from Bari when Platt wanted a bigger club to go to and that is what pissed him off.

I think it was the fans response to him when he returned that may have pissed him off, or that he has a big moon face?
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: Steve R on May 26, 2014, 07:07:23 PM
I'm not so sure a job at Villa is a poisoned chalice as such. More a mild laxative. There's money to be earned and the circumstances would allow a coach/manager to distance himself from failure.

Just look at the sudden wave of sympathy Lambert seems to be getting. He was Genghis Khan a couple of weeks ago, now without even a game being played one piss-up in New York has allowed him to position himself alongside Mary Poppins.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: Toronto Villa on May 26, 2014, 07:21:53 PM
I too can't stand Platt. I was too young for his playing exploits. Suppose it's a bit like someone like Milner or Ian Taylor slagging us off after retiring.

I don't think he ever slagged us off. It's just that he doesn't acknowledge us in any way. I always felt we were more than good to him as fans, and he was a true to star player in Sir Graham's team that got promoted and nearly won the title. I always felt that once he made a  name for himself we became little Aston Villa and he wanted nothing to do with us. Shame really.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: garyshawsknee on May 26, 2014, 07:30:12 PM
Yeah i think we we're just a stepping stone for him, i suppose like a lot of players he out grew us, the summer of Italia 90 in a position of strength we bought no one, and then he virtually kept us up single handed...still a bit of a tool though.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: Somniloquism on May 26, 2014, 07:34:34 PM
Yeah i think we we're just a stepping stone for him, i suppose like a lot of players he out grew us, the summer of Italia 90 in a position of strength we bought no one, and then he virtually kept us up single handed...still a bit of a tool though.

Tch, exagerating as usual, we bought The Great Ivo Stas.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: class-of-82 on May 26, 2014, 07:38:55 PM
Met him when working just off Tottenham court road few weeks back shook his hand thanked him for his time at the villa but got no response back about the villa. Wanted direction
towards the langham hotel so pointed him in wrong direction.
If you don't wanna chat bout the villa then sod ya.
Same week met lord Coe griff Rhys jones and all black legend Sean Fitzpatrick the guy is fucking huge and a gentleman to.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: garyshawsknee on May 26, 2014, 07:40:00 PM
How could i forget !!! Though i think we bought him in the autumn, even though he was crocked.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: eamonn on May 26, 2014, 07:42:14 PM
I'm not so sure a job at Villa is a poisoned chalice as such. More a mild laxative. There's money to be earned and the circumstances would allow a coach/manager to distance himself from failure.

Just look at the sudden wave of sympathy Lambert seems to be getting. He was Genghis Khan a couple of weeks ago, now without even a game being played one piss-up in New York has allowed him to position himself alongside Mary Poppins.

I blame Roltas tireless work and Herculean essays.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: adrenachrome on May 26, 2014, 07:43:52 PM
I'm not so sure a job at Villa is a poisoned chalice as such. More a mild laxative. There's money to be earned and the circumstances would allow a coach/manager to distance himself from failure.

Just look at the sudden wave of sympathy Lambert seems to be getting. He was Genghis Khan a couple of weeks ago, now without even a game being played one piss-up in New York has allowed him to position himself alongside Mary Poppins.

I blame Roltas tireless work and Herculean essays.

Prolix.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: dave.woodhall on May 26, 2014, 08:11:08 PM
I too can't stand Platt. I was too young for his playing exploits. Suppose it's a bit like someone like Milner or Ian Taylor slagging us off after retiring.

I don't think he ever slagged us off. It's just that he doesn't acknowledge us in any way. I always felt we were more than good to him as fans, and he was a true to star player in Sir Graham's team that got promoted and nearly won the title. I always felt that once he made a  name for himself we became little Aston Villa and he wanted nothing to do with us. Shame really.

Crewe fans said the same about when he left them.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: rob_bridge on May 26, 2014, 09:11:05 PM
Met him when working just off Tottenham court road few weeks back shook his hand thanked him for his time at the villa but got no response back about the villa. Wanted direction
towards the langham hotel so pointed him in wrong direction.
If you don't wanna chat bout the villa then sod ya.
Same week met lord Coe griff Rhys jones and all black legend Sean Fitzpatrick the guy is fucking huge and a gentleman to.

What were the other 2 like? Coe was my original sporting hero - even when he became a Tory MP. Spit.

A doghead working colleague met Mel Smith and said he was a right arrogant cock.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: Exeter 77 on May 26, 2014, 09:12:05 PM
I too can't stand Platt. I was too young for his playing exploits. Suppose it's a bit like someone like Milner or Ian Taylor slagging us off after retiring.

I don't think he ever slagged us off. It's just that he doesn't acknowledge us in any way. I always felt we were more than good to him as fans, and he was a true to star player in Sir Graham's team that got promoted and nearly won the title. I always felt that once he made a  name for himself we became little Aston Villa and he wanted nothing to do with us. Shame really.

Crewe fans said the same about when he left them.

I can vouch for that. They remember Geoff Thomas far more fondly
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: rob_bridge on May 26, 2014, 09:16:45 PM
Whenever that last minute England goal against Belgium is shown, it always brings a tear to my eye and I'm still proud a Villa player scored that goal. However, the fact that from that point onward he was learning Italian and now never gives the club the time of the day means he can fuck right off.

I've always wondered if Doug cashed in from Bari when Platt wanted a bigger club to go to and that is what pissed him off.

I think it was the fans response to him when he returned that may have pissed him off, or that he has a big moon face?

Nothing wrong with rmoon faces. I have one. So does Maniche.

He scored for the Gunners and celebrateed a little too exubernatly in front of The  Holte IIRC.

I sat by a Gooner in Lower Witton that day. He was alright. Looked a bit like Sir Dave Woodhall but with a mild Essex accent.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: rob_bridge on May 26, 2014, 09:20:01 PM
I too can't stand Platt. I was too young for his playing exploits. Suppose it's a bit like someone like Milner or Ian Taylor slagging us off after retiring.

I don't think he ever slagged us off. It's just that he doesn't acknowledge us in any way. I always felt we were more than good to him as fans, and he was a true to star player in Sir Graham's team that got promoted and nearly won the title. I always felt that once he made a  name for himself we became little Aston Villa and he wanted nothing to do with us. Shame really.



Crewe fans said the same about when he left them.

I can vouch for that. They remember Geoff Thomas far more fondly

What about Robbie Savage
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: saunders_heroes on May 26, 2014, 09:22:57 PM
Couldn't care less that Platt isn't a cheerleader for Villa the way Ian Taylor is. It means nothing to me because he was fuckin ace in a Villa shirt and at the end of the day that's all that matters.
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Post by: Tokyo Sexwhale on May 26, 2014, 09:53:51 PM
Couldn't care less that Platt isn't a cheerleader for Villa the way Ian Taylor is. It means nothing to me because he was fuckin ace in a Villa shirt and at the end of the day that's all that matters.


Outside of the team of 80-82 and McGrath, Platt is as close to a (recentish) legend as we have.  Scored crucial goals at the end of our season in the old Division 2; scored tonnes of goals in the top Division, scored loads of goals for England and captained them.

I do remember what he did for us on the pitch, and so for me to denounce him, he'd have to shit on a Villa shirt in front of a cheering St Andrews.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: SoccerHQ on May 26, 2014, 09:58:02 PM
I too can't stand Platt. I was too young for his playing exploits. Suppose it's a bit like someone like Milner or Ian Taylor slagging us off after retiring.

I don't think he ever slagged us off. It's just that he doesn't acknowledge us in any way. I always felt we were more than good to him as fans, and he was a true to star player in Sir Graham's team that got promoted and nearly won the title. I always felt that once he made a  name for himself we became little Aston Villa and he wanted nothing to do with us. Shame really.

He was pretty condensing about us when Sky always used to have him as pundit for the villa games a few years back even when we were top 6 under MON.

He was however always falling over himself to praise Man. United who remember released him at 16. Always amused me he ended up at Man. City so I imagine he had to temper praise working for them.
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Post by: ozzjim on May 26, 2014, 09:58:57 PM
My first hero. Seems a pratt now unfortunately but will always be my first hero. At 7 and 8 watching him, then italia 90 and that goal. We didn't do too bad from his sale either.
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Post by: john2710 on May 26, 2014, 09:59:00 PM
Couldn't care less that Platt isn't a cheerleader for Villa the way Ian Taylor is. It means nothing to me because he was fuckin ace in a Villa shirt and at the end of the day that's all that matters.

Platt has absolutely no record of note as a coach nor a manager, he was a top class footballer but an obnoxious shite too.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: SoccerHQ on May 26, 2014, 10:00:48 PM
Couldn't care less that Platt isn't a cheerleader for Villa the way Ian Taylor is. It means nothing to me because he was fuckin ace in a Villa shirt and at the end of the day that's all that matters.


So were Taylor and Milner. Infact watching some of the mid 90s season reviews over the last few weeks that Deano's Mullet was posting reminded me of what a good midfielder Taylor was, always popping up with crucial goals in our euro and cup runs in the 90s.
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Post by: kippaxvilla2 on May 26, 2014, 10:02:10 PM
His chip of the goalkeeper away at Bournemouth in the promotion year remains one of my favourite goals of all time.
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Post by: silhillvilla on May 26, 2014, 10:09:45 PM
Doesn't Platt often refer to himself in the third person ? That's always a tell tale sign of a major bell end.
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Post by: Drummond on May 26, 2014, 11:09:47 PM
Doesn't Platt often refer to himself in the third person ? That's always a tell tale sign of a major bell end.

Drummond thinks you're right.
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: saunders_heroes on May 27, 2014, 09:19:22 AM
Couldn't care less that Platt isn't a cheerleader for Villa the way Ian Taylor is. It means nothing to me because he was fuckin ace in a Villa shirt and at the end of the day that's all that matters.


So were Taylor and Milner. Infact watching some of the mid 90s season reviews over the last few weeks that Deano's Mullet was posting reminded me of what a good midfielder Taylor was, always popping up with crucial goals in our euro and cup runs in the 90s.

Taylor and Milner weren't fit to lace Platt's boots as a Villa player.
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Post by: LeeB on May 27, 2014, 09:24:40 AM
Couldn't care less that Platt isn't a cheerleader for Villa the way Ian Taylor is. It means nothing to me because he was fuckin ace in a Villa shirt and at the end of the day that's all that matters.


So were Taylor and Milner. Infact watching some of the mid 90s season reviews over the last few weeks that Deano's Mullet was posting reminded me of what a good midfielder Taylor was, always popping up with crucial goals in our euro and cup runs in the 90s.

Taylor and Milner weren't fit to lace Platt's boots as a Villa player.

I think Platt is a bellend, but this is true.
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Post by: SoccerHQ on May 27, 2014, 09:24:59 AM
Couldn't care less that Platt isn't a cheerleader for Villa the way Ian Taylor is. It means nothing to me because he was fuckin ace in a Villa shirt and at the end of the day that's all that matters.


So were Taylor and Milner. Infact watching some of the mid 90s season reviews over the last few weeks that Deano's Mullet was posting reminded me of what a good midfielder Taylor was, always popping up with crucial goals in our euro and cup runs in the 90s.

Taylor and Milner weren't fit to lace Platt's boots as a Villa player.

I agree partly on Milner due to longevity, it seems he was here longer than his two years (probably because he was on loan before), I just thought he was terrific during 09/10 for us, he ran the show in the second half of the season.

Ian Taylor was not as technically comfortable but the man popped up with so many important goals for us, I was watching the 97/98 season review and forgot he was a regular scorer in our Uefa cup run, scoring agaisnt Bilbao, Bucharest and Madrid.

He also scored a terrific goal in that rearranged cup game at West Ham in 99/00.

Unlucky not to get a few England caps.
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Post by: mr underhill on May 27, 2014, 10:50:19 AM
Taylor is a prince amongst men
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Post by: N'ZMAV on May 27, 2014, 10:51:55 AM
Taylor is a legend, I wonder if he'll ever go into management.
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Post by: dave shelley on May 27, 2014, 11:10:16 AM
God forbid Ian Taylor ever went into management and got the Villa gig. Imagine what it would be like on here with some individuals if he failed.

As it stands, for me, Ian Taylor is Mr Aston Villa.  A very humble, down-to- earth man, personable and Villa to the core.
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Post by: saunders_heroes on May 27, 2014, 11:21:36 AM
God forbid Ian Taylor ever went into management and got the Villa gig. Imagine what it would be like on here with some individuals if he failed.

As it stands, for me, Ian Taylor is Mr Aston Villa.  A very humble, down-to- earth man, personable and Villa to the core.

One of the reasons managers are so well paid is because of the grief they get if they fail. It comes with the territory. Taylor can do no wrong while he is a paid ambassador of the club, he can't fail!
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Post by: dave shelley on May 27, 2014, 11:26:40 AM
I would respectfully suggest that managers are as well paid as they are is because their employers see their ability to manage and to move the club forward.  If they were paid for grief there would be a booming business in professional mourners.
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Post by: saunders_heroes on May 27, 2014, 11:31:21 AM
I would respectfully suggest that managers are as well paid as they are is because their employers see their ability to manage and to move the club forward.

That sounds like something Paul Faulkner would come out with.
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Post by: lovejoy on May 27, 2014, 06:24:42 PM
With Platt we had a sell on clause but when he went from Bari to Juve they put in 2 Carlos kick a balls as make weights, so we got fuck all. Doug the master business man as ever.
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Post by: Rolta on May 27, 2014, 07:20:11 PM
God forbid Ian Taylor ever went into management and got the Villa gig. Imagine what it would be like on here with some individuals if he failed.

As it stands, for me, Ian Taylor is Mr Aston Villa.  A very humble, down-to- earth man, personable and Villa to the core.

One of the reasons managers are so well paid is because of the grief they get if they fail. It comes with the territory. Taylor can do no wrong while he is a paid ambassador of the club, he can't fail!

This is definitely made up.
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on May 27, 2014, 07:49:10 PM
God forbid Ian Taylor ever went into management and got the Villa gig. Imagine what it would be like on here with some individuals if he failed.

As it stands, for me, Ian Taylor is Mr Aston Villa.  A very humble, down-to- earth man, personable and Villa to the core.

One of the reasons managers are so well paid is because of the grief they get if they fail. It comes with the territory. Taylor can do no wrong while he is a paid ambassador of the club, he can't fail!

This is definitely made up.

I think it's a fair enough point. It isn't necessarily a direct relationship but it is one of the things that make up the equation in football.

The downside of being a manager is getting grief, having people tell you how to do your job all the time, putting up with insane chairmen and cossetted 20 something millionaires, being under the microscope so much, constantly being at risk of the sack if you pick up a few duff results ... all those things.

The positives are you are hugely paid, you get plenty of free time, you're doing something you love, you're famous etc etc etc.
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Post by: Rolta on May 27, 2014, 08:08:07 PM
God forbid Ian Taylor ever went into management and got the Villa gig. Imagine what it would be like on here with some individuals if he failed.

As it stands, for me, Ian Taylor is Mr Aston Villa.  A very humble, down-to- earth man, personable and Villa to the core.

One of the reasons managers are so well paid is because of the grief they get if they fail. It comes with the territory. Taylor can do no wrong while he is a paid ambassador of the club, he can't fail!

This is definitely made up.

I think it's a fair enough point. It isn't necessarily a direct relationship but it is one of the things that make up the equation in football.

The downside of being a manager is getting grief, having people tell you how to do your job all the time, putting up with insane chairmen and cossetted 20 something millionaires, being under the microscope so much, constantly being at risk of the sack if you pick up a few duff results ... all those things.

The positives are you are hugely paid, you get plenty of free time, you're doing something you love, you're famous etc etc etc.

It's still made up. They do a high pressure job where they get paid plenty because they are dealing with a multi-million pound business. The fact that they get stick is irrelevant to the actual job and it's loony to say they get paid more because of getting stick (I think)! Seems a totally warped way at looking at it to me :o
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Post by: Legion on May 27, 2014, 08:09:14 PM
If they fail, they get a handsome pay-off.
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on May 27, 2014, 08:15:49 PM
God forbid Ian Taylor ever went into management and got the Villa gig. Imagine what it would be like on here with some individuals if he failed.

As it stands, for me, Ian Taylor is Mr Aston Villa.  A very humble, down-to- earth man, personable and Villa to the core.

One of the reasons managers are so well paid is because of the grief they get if they fail. It comes with the territory. Taylor can do no wrong while he is a paid ambassador of the club, he can't fail!

This is definitely made up.

I think it's a fair enough point. It isn't necessarily a direct relationship but it is one of the things that make up the equation in football.

The downside of being a manager is getting grief, having people tell you how to do your job all the time, putting up with insane chairmen and cossetted 20 something millionaires, being under the microscope so much, constantly being at risk of the sack if you pick up a few duff results ... all those things.

The positives are you are hugely paid, you get plenty of free time, you're doing something you love, you're famous etc etc etc.

It's still made up. They do a high pressure job where they get paid plenty because they are dealing with a multi-million pound business. The fact that they get stick is irrelevant to the actual job and it's loony to say they get paid more because of getting stick (I think)! Seems a totally warped way at looking at it to me :o

What do you mean by "made up"? Something you disagree with?

They get paid to do the job, and the job involves lots of stuff that the likes of you and I don't have to deal with in our day to day existence.

If you want to take it literally, no, I'm sure you won't find an entry in their contract saying "you're getting paid more because people shout at you", but I don't think saunders heroes meant that for a nanosecond. It's not in their contract, but I don't see how anyone can not see it as part of the deal. It has always been like that.

I don't get into a taxi and find the driver telling me where I've gone wrong with my job, but I bet Paul Lambert does. It is just part and parcel of being a high profile football industry employee.
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on May 27, 2014, 08:17:03 PM
If they fail, they get a handsome pay-off.

Indeed, which is the best indicator you need of how being a football manager is totally incomparable with just about every other kind of job.
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Post by: Somniloquism on May 28, 2014, 08:41:34 AM
If they fail, they get a handsome pay-off.

Indeed, which is the best indicator you need of how being a football manager is totally incomparable with just about every other kind of job.

I suppose it depends what type of job you compare to a football manager. Dealing with multi million pound purchases and sales and also expected to produce results which could earn the club millions should be up there with senior execs in most businesses, especially with the also being a public front of the club thrown in as well. And at those levels, most execs get some sort of golden handshakes when leaving even as failures.

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Post by: David_Nab on May 28, 2014, 11:01:50 AM
If they fail, they get a handsome pay-off.

Also in most cases they manage to walk back into another job.
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Post by: claret and blue blood on May 28, 2014, 05:06:13 PM
Any news on possible replacements for the evil duo? Billy Stark ,Scotland's under 21 coach was muted a few weeks ago,listened to him on Sky today and he seemed decent?
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Post by: PaulWinch again on May 28, 2014, 07:17:46 PM
Football managers remind me a lot of CEOs of big companies, if they fail they get a golden handshake and they just seem to rotate jobs with different companies.
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Post by: mr underhill on May 28, 2014, 09:01:33 PM
the evil duo are being replaced by Emilio Largo and Ernst Stavro Blofeld. He's the bibs and cones one.
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Post by: Toronto Villa on May 30, 2014, 08:05:02 AM
Any news on possible replacements for the evil duo? Billy Stark ,Scotland's under 21 coach was muted a few weeks ago,listened to him on Sky today and he seemed decent?

How did you listen to him if he was muted?
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Post by: RussellC on May 30, 2014, 08:47:53 AM
Any news on possible replacements for the evil duo? Billy Stark ,Scotland's under 21 coach was muted a few weeks ago,listened to him on Sky today and he seemed decent?

How did you listen to him if he was muted?

I watched the Scottish U21 side get absolutely hammered by the Dutch on Sky the other night. On the back of that evidence alone I would steer well clear.
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Post by: mr underhill on June 02, 2014, 07:32:10 PM
new assistant close to being named, apparently; and according to people on VT it's a biggie .
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Post by: Toronto Villa on June 02, 2014, 07:41:08 PM
new assistant close to being named, apparently; and according to people on VT it's a biggie .

If at all true it would be the biggest indication that Lambert will be manager next year, which as much as I think change is needed, would be fine as long as he gets substantial financial support. And by that I mean 40m net including some quality frees like Lescott etc.
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Post by: mr underhill on June 02, 2014, 07:43:41 PM
well I can't see Randy stumping up more than 40p so maybe new owners are close and sanctioning the appointment?
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Post by: mr underhill on June 02, 2014, 07:47:52 PM
Paul Abdale from the Mirror promising an exclusive soon on AM and also hints at a major coup plus news of an underwhelming signing
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Post by: SoccerHQ on June 02, 2014, 07:50:25 PM
new assistant close to being named, apparently; and according to people on VT it's a biggie .

If it's a biggie does it mean it gives us the chance to quickly pot Lambert if we have a) a poor start to the season and b) the takeover still hasn't occurred knowing there's a reasonably capable assistant who can takeover as manager.

I'll guess at Steve Clarke.
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Post by: BC54 VFC on June 02, 2014, 07:50:36 PM
Any news on possible replacements for the evil duo? Billy Stark ,Scotland's under 21 coach was muted a few weeks ago,listened to him on Sky today and he seemed decent?

How did you listen to him if he was muted?

It's been mooted that he's now recovered from his laryngitis. ;)
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Post by: Clampy on June 02, 2014, 07:52:05 PM
new assistant close to being named, apparently; and according to people on VT it's a biggie .

If it's a biggie does it mean it gives us the chance to quickly pot Lambert if we have a) a poor start to the season and b) the takeover still hasn't occurred knowing there's a reasonably capable assistant who can takeover as manager.

I'll guess at Steve Clarke.

Some chap on a Celtic forum earlier reckoned that it was Roy Keane.
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Post by: Mister E on June 02, 2014, 07:55:59 PM
new assistant close to being named, apparently; and according to people on VT it's a biggie .

If it's a biggie does it mean it gives us the chance to quickly pot Lambert if we have a) a poor start to the season and b) the takeover still hasn't occurred knowing there's a reasonably capable assistant who can takeover as manager.

I'll guess at Steve Clarke.

Some chap on a Celtic forum earlier reckoned that it was Roy Keane.
Blimey, that would be very unpleasant shock.
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Post by: Legion on June 02, 2014, 07:56:35 PM
Surely not.
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Post by: Somniloquism on June 02, 2014, 07:59:22 PM
new assistant close to being named, apparently; and according to people on VT it's a biggie .

Russell Slade, Steve Evans or Biggie Smalls
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Post by: N'ZMAV on June 02, 2014, 08:04:34 PM
Martin Laursen. :)
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Post by: Legion on June 02, 2014, 08:09:58 PM
new assistant close to being named, apparently; and according to people on VT it's a biggie .

Russell Slade, Steve Evans or Biggie Smalls

Grant Holt?
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Post by: N'ZMAV on June 02, 2014, 08:11:00 PM
Petrov.
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Post by: SoccerHQ on June 02, 2014, 08:15:40 PM
new assistant close to being named, apparently; and according to people on VT it's a biggie .

If it's a biggie does it mean it gives us the chance to quickly pot Lambert if we have a) a poor start to the season and b) the takeover still hasn't occurred knowing there's a reasonably capable assistant who can takeover as manager.

I'll guess at Steve Clarke.

Some chap on a Celtic forum earlier reckoned that it was Roy Keane.

Not sure why he'd turn down the Celtic job to then be a number 2 somewhere else seeing as he's a number two with ROI anyway.
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Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on June 02, 2014, 08:17:17 PM
Christopher Biggins
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Post by: Clampy on June 02, 2014, 08:21:16 PM
new assistant close to being named, apparently; and according to people on VT it's a biggie .

If it's a biggie does it mean it gives us the chance to quickly pot Lambert if we have a) a poor start to the season and b) the takeover still hasn't occurred knowing there's a reasonably capable assistant who can takeover as manager.

I'll guess at Steve Clarke.

Some chap on a Celtic forum earlier reckoned that it was Roy Keane.

Not sure why he'd turn down the Celtic job to then be a number 2 somewhere else seeing as he's a number two with ROI anyway.

Yeah, that's why I didn't think anything of it and just put it down to the normal mad crap you sometimes read on forums.
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Post by: adrenachrome on June 02, 2014, 08:33:18 PM
Daily Mirror (http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/aston-villa-chase-roy-keane-3638096)

Quote
Aston Villa chase Roy Keane to be Paul Lambert's new assistant manager


Ireland No.2 is tempted as he would be allowed to continue working with his homeland's national team AND as a television pundit



    Jun 02, 2014 20:21
    By James Nursey


Roy Keane is considering a shock move to Aston Villa to become manager Paul Lambert’s new assistant.

Keane is tempted, as it would enable him to continue working for the Republic of Ireland national team under Martin O’Neill and also remain as an ITV pundit.

The news comes on the same day that former Manchester United captain turned down the chance to manage Scottish champions Celtic in his own right.

MirrorSport understands O’Neill’s assistant is reluctant to walk out on his country again, following his infamous bust-up at the 2002 World Cup.

But the 42-year-old is pals with Lambert, who is forming a new back-room staff after Villa sacked Ian Culverhouse and Gary Karsa. The duo were dismissed last month following an investigation into allegations of bullying – as revealed by MirrorSport.

Now, Lambert is trying to bring in Keane to shake up the cash-strapped Midlands outfit, who finished 15th last month for a second successive season under him.

The Scot does not have huge resources to invest after owner Randy Lerner put the club up for sale.

Former Sunderland and Ipswich manager Keane returned to football as O’Neill’s assistant in November.

Prior to that, his last involvement with his country was when he sensationally walked out as a player before the finals in Japan and South Korea.

Keane is not yet ready to sever ties with Ireland again. He is due to fly out on Wednesday to America for their friendlies against World Cup-bound sides Costa Rica and Portugal.

Lambert, who is having to wheel and deal and rely on Bosmans to strengthen his squad, is hoping to sign former Arsenal defender Philippe Senderos on a Bosman.

The 29-year-old is a free agent after leaving Fulham via a brief spell in Spain with Valencia.

He is due to play for Switzerland on Tuesday in a friendly against Peru and Villa hope to clinch his signing later in the week.

The experienced stopper would potentially form a new defensive partnership with Ron Vlaar and compete with fit-again Jores Okore.

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Post by: mr woo on June 02, 2014, 08:36:58 PM
Roy bastard Keane?

Do they actually want us to be relegated?
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Post by: SoccerHQ on June 02, 2014, 08:43:36 PM
I'll just ignore the Senderos bit...

Christ.
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Post by: Clampy on June 02, 2014, 08:46:38 PM
This is being reported by The Mirror by the way. I suppose there's a chance they could be right for once.
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Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on June 02, 2014, 08:58:11 PM
So if he's carrying on as ROI number 2 AND as TV pundit, when will he do anything for the Villa?
Every 1st and 3rd Tuesday in the month?

Senderos???!!!

Stop taking the piss you batsards!
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Post by: mr underhill on June 02, 2014, 09:02:15 PM
the magic of being a club in limbo!
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Post by: cdbearsfan on June 02, 2014, 09:14:16 PM
Senderos would be an improvement on Clark and Baker.

Okay, so would I, but... I'm trying to be positive...
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 02, 2014, 10:06:49 PM
These are magical times in which we live.
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Post by: Monty on June 02, 2014, 10:08:02 PM
In fairness, Senderos looks a little bit like Vlaar, so that at least might confuse strikers we play against. Like the twins in The Shining.
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Post by: LeeB on June 02, 2014, 10:11:45 PM
In fairness, Senderos looks a little bit like Vlaar, so that at least might confuse strikers we play against. Like the twins in The Shining.

It's this sort of out-of-the-box thinking that will see us right.
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Post by: Holte L2 on June 02, 2014, 10:17:48 PM
Is this a fucking joke!??
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Post by: godzvilla on June 02, 2014, 10:45:26 PM
In fairness, Senderos looks a little bit like Vlaar, so that at least might confuse strikers we play against. Like the twins in The Shining.

29 yrs  old , current International Defender with loads of top flight experience , what,s not to like ? , good back-up for Okore & Vlaar ............................Godzvilla!


Philippe Sylvain Senderos is a Swiss footballer who plays for Valencia CF in La Liga and the Switzerland national team as a central defender. Previously he has played for Servette, Arsenal, Milan, Everton and Fulham.
Born: February 14, 1985 (age 29), Geneva, Switzerland
Height: 1.88 m
Weight: 82 kg
Current teams: Valencia CF (#4 / Defender), Switzerland national football team (Defender)
Title: Re: Culverhouse and Karsa suspended (Now both sacked: Reply #876)
Post by: pauliewalnuts on June 02, 2014, 10:47:10 PM
In fairness, Senderos looks a little bit like Vlaar, so that at least might confuse strikers we play against. Like the twins in The Shining.

Like a couple of Mitchell brothers, just in ever so slightly the wrong aspect ratio.
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Post by: ozzjim on June 03, 2014, 12:14:39 AM
The Mitchell brothers would be more use.
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Post by: mr underhill on June 03, 2014, 05:37:38 AM
Peggy Mitchell would be of even more use
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Post by: TheMalandro on June 03, 2014, 05:52:31 AM
Peggy Mitchell would be of even more use

might as well get Ben Mitchell, younger and he looks like Lambert

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d/profiles/ben-mitchell
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Post by: mr underhill on June 03, 2014, 10:14:39 AM
well I suppose whilst we're at it let's get Sam Mitchell in too.
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Post by: supertom on June 03, 2014, 10:17:44 AM
well I suppose whilst we're at it let's get Sam Mitchell in too.
Which one? Nose or no nose?
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Post by: The Laughing Policeman on June 03, 2014, 10:20:16 AM
If we're getting the Mitchells in then add the Butlers and between them they might just brew an XI that can play football.
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Post by: brian green on June 03, 2014, 11:09:29 AM
Then we would have to get Ansell back on the board.
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Post by: adrenachrome on June 03, 2014, 01:08:42 PM
Now that was a good pint:

(http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Large-Original-Coaster-Ansells-Aston-Ale-Birmingham-/00/s/MTMzN1gxMDAw/z/cKsAAOxypthRpx2e/$T2eC16dHJHQFFhb,3g!zBRp)2eW!9g~~60_35.JPG)
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Post by: The Laughing Policeman on June 03, 2014, 01:16:35 PM
Does anyone remember the giant billboard posters Ansells put up in the city around 74/76 time?
It was a massive picture of a packed Holte End with the words 'Ansells Bittermen You Can't Beat 'em' underneath.
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Post by: Toronto Villa on June 03, 2014, 01:19:06 PM
I've got to the point I don't believe any rumour about Villa until it actually happens. Especially transfers.
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Post by: dave shelley on June 03, 2014, 01:21:15 PM
I'm almost certain the BBC cameras panned onto that slogan which was above the Witton Lane stand after we beat Manure in the 1971 League Cup Semi-final. I remember Kenneth Wolstenholm making some comment about it.
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Post by: adrenachrome on June 03, 2014, 01:35:57 PM
Does anyone remember the giant billboard posters Ansells put up in the city around 74/76 time?
It was a massive picture of a packed Holte End with the words 'Ansells Bittermen You Can't Beat 'em' underneath.

I have posted that one in the Memories section somewhere.

Here is another:

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2780/4058579337_3fc8655e78.jpg)
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Post by: mr underhill on June 03, 2014, 04:01:46 PM
Exactly when was this picture taken? I'm sure I was at college with the guy immediately to the left of the white flag in the top left corner.
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Post by: villa `cross the mersey on June 03, 2014, 04:27:08 PM
Then we would have to get Ansell back on the board.

He won`t come back - he is too bitter
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