The Takeover Thread - Recon Group - NOW WITH NEW POLL

[The Laughing Policeman]

I wouldn't roll off her til the babby's head came out.



What?

We were watching Kyle at work the other day and there was a girl on who'd been unfaithful to her baby's father when she was eight months pregnant. Or as one of the blokes at work charmingly put it, "she'd let some next man gel the babby's hair".

Bloody heck Percy, how bad is your job that it drives you to watch Jeremy Kyle?

[VILLA MOLE]

I wouldn't roll off her til the babby's head came out.



What?

We were watching Kyle at work the other day and there was a girl on who'd been unfaithful to her baby's father when she was eight months pregnant. Or as one of the blokes at work charmingly put it, "she'd let some next man gel the babby's hair".

Bloody heck Percy, how bad is your job that it drives you to watch Jeremy Kyle?

Shakespeare knew nothing !

[Percy McCarthy]

I wouldn't roll off her til the babby's head came out.



What?

We were watching Kyle at work the other day and there was a girl on who'd been unfaithful to her baby's father when she was eight months pregnant. Or as one of the blokes at work charmingly put it, "she'd let some next man gel the babby's hair".

Bloody heck Percy, how bad is your job that it drives you to watch Jeremy Kyle?

Our break when on mornings is at 9.30am. There would be a riot in the canteen if it wasn't on.

[Ian.]

but you would, wouldn't you?

Oh but off course, Given the choice of my hand on a lonely night and putting up with Rihanna then I'm taking the latter option. As long as she doesn't use Instagram to make it known to everyone that she was free after 5 minutes then I'm cool with giving her a shot.

5 minutes? Are you going to do it twice?

Yes, and includes time to wash my dick, zipper up, and call her a cab.

Would that be washing it in the special cock washing cup which is kept on the bedside table?

[Damo70]

Jeremy Kyle is shown on one of the ITV channels at about six in the morning. I am very often woken up by a shouting match between two guests and Jezza because my wife sticks it on as soon as she wakes up. It isn't the alarm clock I would personally choose.

[edgysatsuma89]

but you would, wouldn't you?

Oh but off course, Given the choice of my hand on a lonely night and putting up with Rihanna then I'm taking the latter option. As long as she doesn't use Instagram to make it known to everyone that she was free after 5 minutes then I'm cool with giving her a shot.

5 minutes? Are you going to do it twice?

Yes, and includes time to wash my dick, zipper up, and call her a cab.

Would that be washing it in the special cock washing cup which is kept on the bedside table?

I wash mine in a 'yard of ale' glass.

[itbrvilla]

but you would, wouldn't you?

Oh but off course, Given the choice of my hand on a lonely night and putting up with Rihanna then I'm taking the latter option. As long as she doesn't use Instagram to make it known to everyone that she was free after 5 minutes then I'm cool with giving her a shot.

5 minutes? Are you going to do it twice?

Yes, and includes time to wash my dick, zipper up, and call her a cab.

Would that be washing it in the special cock washing cup which is kept on the bedside table?

I wash mine in a 'yard of ale' glass.

needle dick

[edgysatsuma89]

Hahaha

[silhillvilla]

Hmmmm. All of a sudden a tsunami of rumours on twitter that the deal is done, staff have been told etc etc?

[claret and blue blood]

Started on TBAR so not exactly reliable?

[Malandro]

Hmmmm. All of a sudden a tsunami of rumours on twitter that the deal is done, staff have been told etc etc?

Why bore yourself on twitter when you can find out how people wash their penises on here.

[claret and blue blood]

I never wash mine...........someone does it for me :-)

[silhillvilla]

PIA mentioned !! Isn't that an airline ?

[ciggiesnbeer]

Started on TBAR so not exactly reliable?

Giggle.

[pauliewalnuts]

Hmmmm. All of a sudden a tsunami of rumours on twitter that the deal is done, staff have been told etc etc?

It's not a tsunami of rumours at all.

It is TBAR once again.

PDC Lion (who was danlanza on here) swears blind he's heard it is about to happen. He lives in Lanzarote, so he's not exactly on the ground at Villa Park, but he knows someone who is a groundsman at Bodymoor Heath, which of course, is exactly the sort of employee who'd hear this sort of thing.