The Takeover Thread - Recon Group - NOW WITH NEW POLL

[Percy McCarthy]

Are you talking about all of him being upstanding, or just one element?

I'd be upstanding for a bit, but I fear it would be all over before she got her kit off.

[pauliewalnuts]

She could be a player/owner. She'd make a brilliant centre half with the size of that forehead of hers

Haha i really don't understand the fuss about her personally. Alot of people i know would chop their hand off though ...

I agree, I don't find her even remotely sexy. Does absolutely nothing for me.

[Toronto Villa]

she's alright. Certainly not as hot as some have made her out to be. There are loads better looking women out there than Rihanna.

[Dr Butler]

she's alright. Certainly not as hot as some have made her out to be. There are loads better looking women out there than Rihanna.

agreed...she ain't no Kelly Rowland for sure...

[mr underhill]

but you would, wouldn't you?

[Toronto Villa]

but you would, wouldn't you?

Oh but off course, Given the choice of my hand on a lonely night and putting up with Rihanna then I'm taking the latter option. As long as she doesn't use Instagram to make it known to everyone that she was free after 5 minutes then I'm cool with giving her a shot.

[Clampy]

but you would, wouldn't you?

Oh but off course, Given the choice of my hand on a lonely night and putting up with Rihanna then I'm taking the latter option. As long as she doesn't use Instagram to make it known to everyone that she was free after 5 minutes then I'm cool with giving her a shot.

5 minutes? Are you going to do it twice?

[PeterWithesShin]

but you would, wouldn't you?

Oh but off course, Given the choice of my hand on a lonely night and putting up with Rihanna then I'm taking the latter option. As long as she doesn't use Instagram to make it known to everyone that she was free after 5 minutes then I'm cool with giving her a shot.

5 minutes? Are you going to do it twice?

It includes the time it took to eat the pizza.

/EndRedDwarfReference

[Toronto Villa]

but you would, wouldn't you?

Oh but off course, Given the choice of my hand on a lonely night and putting up with Rihanna then I'm taking the latter option. As long as she doesn't use Instagram to make it known to everyone that she was free after 5 minutes then I'm cool with giving her a shot.

5 minutes? Are you going to do it twice?

Yes, and includes time to wash my dick, zipper up, and call her a cab.

[Salsa Party Animal]

Don't think a pop star can afford to buy a football club with their wealth. Especially with Liverpool which might cost about half of a billion pounds.

[jwarry]

Liverpool?  Sounds like she fell in love in a hopeless place

[edgysatsuma89]

Liverpool?  Sounds like she fell in love in a hopeless place

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[Tony Erdington]

no shes not what you call stunning, but marks out of ten, id give her 1

[Des Little]

I wouldn't roll off her til the babby's head came out.



What?

[Percy McCarthy]

I wouldn't roll off her til the babby's head came out.



What?

We were watching Kyle at work the other day and there was a girl on who'd been unfaithful to her baby's father when she was eight months pregnant. Or as one of the blokes at work charmingly put it, "she'd let some next man gel the babby's hair".