Quote from: simboy on March 30, 2014, 11:58:08 AMQuote from: simboy on March 30, 2014, 09:14:24 AMDear Premier league team,Is your manager under pressure?Does he need a result to quieten your fans? Does your £20 million misfit need a goal to prove his worth?Do you need an improved goal difference to see you into Europe?Need a confidence boosting result before that vital European game?Have you not won at home/away [delete as appropriate] for 10+ games?Well help is at hand!We will play a system that will not hamper your team, our strikers will demonstrate that your makeshift defence IS the best in Europe. Our defenders will not mark your attackers too tightly so that out of form midfielder can get his passing range and look like Messi, amd our Midfield will run around like headless chickens with no puprose. Please apply for the full 3 points to:- Paul LambertVilla Park B6Sorry i should have added Read the glowing testimonials from satisfied customers,including "overjoyed" of Fulham and "am I dreaming this?" Of Crystal Palace. "Wow we're winning away" of West Ham and "this is so easy,thanks Mr Lambert"of Stoke. Aston Villa-"I can't believe they're not better!"Your original post was not that funny so there was no need to add to it and make it worse.
Quote from: simboy on March 30, 2014, 09:14:24 AMDear Premier league team,Is your manager under pressure?Does he need a result to quieten your fans? Does your £20 million misfit need a goal to prove his worth?Do you need an improved goal difference to see you into Europe?Need a confidence boosting result before that vital European game?Have you not won at home/away [delete as appropriate] for 10+ games?Well help is at hand!We will play a system that will not hamper your team, our strikers will demonstrate that your makeshift defence IS the best in Europe. Our defenders will not mark your attackers too tightly so that out of form midfielder can get his passing range and look like Messi, amd our Midfield will run around like headless chickens with no puprose. Please apply for the full 3 points to:- Paul LambertVilla Park B6Sorry i should have added Read the glowing testimonials from satisfied customers,including "overjoyed" of Fulham and "am I dreaming this?" Of Crystal Palace. "Wow we're winning away" of West Ham and "this is so easy,thanks Mr Lambert"of Stoke. Aston Villa-"I can't believe they're not better!"
Dear Premier league team,Is your manager under pressure?Does he need a result to quieten your fans? Does your £20 million misfit need a goal to prove his worth?Do you need an improved goal difference to see you into Europe?Need a confidence boosting result before that vital European game?Have you not won at home/away [delete as appropriate] for 10+ games?Well help is at hand!We will play a system that will not hamper your team, our strikers will demonstrate that your makeshift defence IS the best in Europe. Our defenders will not mark your attackers too tightly so that out of form midfielder can get his passing range and look like Messi, amd our Midfield will run around like headless chickens with no puprose. Please apply for the full 3 points to:- Paul LambertVilla Park B6
Quote from: olaftab on March 30, 2014, 01:15:06 PMQuote from: simboy on March 30, 2014, 11:58:08 AMQuote from: simboy on March 30, 2014, 09:14:24 AMDear Premier league team,Is your manager under pressure?Does he need a result to quieten your fans? Does your £20 million misfit need a goal to prove his worth?Do you need an improved goal difference to see you into Europe?Need a confidence boosting result before that vital European game?Have you not won at home/away [delete as appropriate] for 10+ games?Well help is at hand!We will play a system that will not hamper your team, our strikers will demonstrate that your makeshift defence IS the best in Europe. Our defenders will not mark your attackers too tightly so that out of form midfielder can get his passing range and look like Messi, amd our Midfield will run around like headless chickens with no puprose. Please apply for the full 3 points to:- Paul LambertVilla Park B6Sorry i should have added Read the glowing testimonials from satisfied customers,including "overjoyed" of Fulham and "am I dreaming this?" Of Crystal Palace. "Wow we're winning away" of West Ham and "this is so easy,thanks Mr Lambert"of Stoke. Aston Villa-"I can't believe they're not better!"Your original post was not that funny so there was no need to add to it and make it worse.I liked it.
Quote from: JUAN PABLO on March 30, 2014, 11:58:09 AMQuote from: aj2k77 on March 29, 2014, 05:44:54 PMNo it wasn't, my original point was the money had been spent on Quoteutter toss that can barely get in the squadIf you think we've got good value for money from that investment then good luck to you. I particularly like the signing of Kozak to covrer Benteke, so if plan A of the long hoof to a big man doesn't work we can switch to plan B, bring on Kozak and play long hoofs to a big man.The summer £20m has been a major fuck up.Then he brings in Holt Holt is just cover for Kozak and he'll most likely be playing somewhere else next season.
Quote from: aj2k77 on March 29, 2014, 05:44:54 PMNo it wasn't, my original point was the money had been spent on Quoteutter toss that can barely get in the squadIf you think we've got good value for money from that investment then good luck to you. I particularly like the signing of Kozak to covrer Benteke, so if plan A of the long hoof to a big man doesn't work we can switch to plan B, bring on Kozak and play long hoofs to a big man.The summer £20m has been a major fuck up.Then he brings in Holt
No it wasn't, my original point was the money had been spent on Quoteutter toss that can barely get in the squadIf you think we've got good value for money from that investment then good luck to you. I particularly like the signing of Kozak to covrer Benteke, so if plan A of the long hoof to a big man doesn't work we can switch to plan B, bring on Kozak and play long hoofs to a big man.The summer £20m has been a major fuck up.
utter toss that can barely get in the squad
Quote from: Clampy on March 30, 2014, 12:15:50 PMQuote from: JUAN PABLO on March 30, 2014, 11:58:09 AMQuote from: aj2k77 on March 29, 2014, 05:44:54 PMNo it wasn't, my original point was the money had been spent on Quoteutter toss that can barely get in the squadIf you think we've got good value for money from that investment then good luck to you. I particularly like the signing of Kozak to covrer Benteke, so if plan A of the long hoof to a big man doesn't work we can switch to plan B, bring on Kozak and play long hoofs to a big man.The summer £20m has been a major fuck up.Then he brings in Holt Holt is just cover for Kozak and he'll most likely be playing somewhere else next season. why ?whats wrong with just playing Robinson for the ten minutes every 3 games Holt does and just save the wages
I agree. And Helenius. We are as good as safe now barring a freak run of results so i'd start blooding a few of them.
Watching the graphic on MOTD of how well Saints three English attackers have done all season compared to our fun boy trio - Gabby and Weimann have, what 6 goals between them, made me sigh. Imagine someone of Lallana's talent and beard at the Villa. We'd be set-up for life.
Quote from: PeterWithesShin on March 30, 2014, 05:22:05 PMI agree. And Helenius. We are as good as safe now barring a freak run of results so i'd start blooding a few of them. It's a pity Grealish isn't around, would like to see him going into next season with a start or two under his belt already.
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