Dear Premier league team,Is your manager under pressure?Does he need a result to quieten your fans? Does your £20 million misfit need a goal to prove his worth?Do you need an improved goal difference to see you into Europe?Need a confidence boosting result before that vital European game?Have you not won at home/away [delete as appropriate] for 10+ games?Well help is at hand!We will play a system that will not hamper your team, our strikers will demonstrate that your makeshift defence IS the best in Europe. Our defenders will not mark your attackers too tightly so that out of form midfielder can get his passing range and look like Messi, amd our Midfield will run around like headless chickens with no puprose. Please apply for the full 3 points to:- Paul LambertVilla Park B6
No it wasn't, my original point was the money had been spent on Quoteutter toss that can barely get in the squadIf you think we've got good value for money from that investment then good luck to you. I particularly like the signing of Kozak to covrer Benteke, so if plan A of the long hoof to a big man doesn't work we can switch to plan B, bring on Kozak and play long hoofs to a big man.The summer £20m has been a major fuck up.
utter toss that can barely get in the squad
Quote from: aj2k77 on March 29, 2014, 05:44:54 PMNo it wasn't, my original point was the money had been spent on Quoteutter toss that can barely get in the squadIf you think we've got good value for money from that investment then good luck to you. I particularly like the signing of Kozak to covrer Benteke, so if plan A of the long hoof to a big man doesn't work we can switch to plan B, bring on Kozak and play long hoofs to a big man.The summer £20m has been a major fuck up.Then he brings in Holt
How laughably shit Tonev was going to be was evident from the first time he touched the ball for us in his first ever game. You could tell that quickly. Think Boulding but worse.
Quote from: JUAN PABLO on March 30, 2014, 11:58:09 AMQuote from: aj2k77 on March 29, 2014, 05:44:54 PMNo it wasn't, my original point was the money had been spent on Quoteutter toss that can barely get in the squadIf you think we've got good value for money from that investment then good luck to you. I particularly like the signing of Kozak to covrer Benteke, so if plan A of the long hoof to a big man doesn't work we can switch to plan B, bring on Kozak and play long hoofs to a big man.The summer £20m has been a major fuck up.Then he brings in Holt Holt is just cover for Kozak and he'll most likely be playing somewhere else next season.
Quote from: simboy on March 30, 2014, 09:14:24 AMDear Premier league team,Is your manager under pressure?Does he need a result to quieten your fans? Does your £20 million misfit need a goal to prove his worth?Do you need an improved goal difference to see you into Europe?Need a confidence boosting result before that vital European game?Have you not won at home/away [delete as appropriate] for 10+ games?Well help is at hand!We will play a system that will not hamper your team, our strikers will demonstrate that your makeshift defence IS the best in Europe. Our defenders will not mark your attackers too tightly so that out of form midfielder can get his passing range and look like Messi, amd our Midfield will run around like headless chickens with no puprose. Please apply for the full 3 points to:- Paul LambertVilla Park B6Sorry i should have added Read the glowing testimonials from satisfied customers,including "overjoyed" of Fulham and "am I dreaming this?" Of Crystal Palace. "Wow we're winning away" of West Ham and "this is so easy,thanks Mr Lambert"of Stoke. Aston Villa-"I can't believe they're not better!"
When Gabby left the pitch he gave a little smirk of 'You're taking me off' can anybody think of a single decent thing he did today because i'm struggling. The commentator also said he looks overweight.
What I will say is, we've lost 4-1 to the worst Manure side in a long long time. This probably was our best opportunity to win in some time and we've missed it.
Quote from: simboy on March 30, 2014, 11:58:08 AMQuote from: simboy on March 30, 2014, 09:14:24 AMDear Premier league team,Is your manager under pressure?Does he need a result to quieten your fans? Does your £20 million misfit need a goal to prove his worth?Do you need an improved goal difference to see you into Europe?Need a confidence boosting result before that vital European game?Have you not won at home/away [delete as appropriate] for 10+ games?Well help is at hand!We will play a system that will not hamper your team, our strikers will demonstrate that your makeshift defence IS the best in Europe. Our defenders will not mark your attackers too tightly so that out of form midfielder can get his passing range and look like Messi, amd our Midfield will run around like headless chickens with no puprose. Please apply for the full 3 points to:- Paul LambertVilla Park B6Sorry i should have added Read the glowing testimonials from satisfied customers,including "overjoyed" of Fulham and "am I dreaming this?" Of Crystal Palace. "Wow we're winning away" of West Ham and "this is so easy,thanks Mr Lambert"of Stoke. Aston Villa-"I can't believe they're not better!"Your original post was not that funny so there was no need to add to it and make it worse.
Cole, Forlan, Macheda & Mata. Struggling for a goal? We'll help you out.
Quote from: PaulWinch again on March 29, 2014, 07:00:11 PMWhat I will say is, we've lost 4-1 to the worst Manure side in a long long time. This probably was our best opportunity to win in some time and we've missed it. look on the positivewe lost 4-1 to the best Stoke team I have seen in ages the week before , its not all bad