0-4 away win, Benteke (2), Bertrand and Gabby. They're an easy touch at home, so let's go up there and take the piss like everyone else has.
Moyes to be physically assaulted on the pitch at the final whistle by a pissed-up, beetroot-faced Scot, an even more pissed-up Geordie with shady Black Country connections and a short, fat club singer who looks like Charlie Drake.