Manchester United vs Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread Saturday 29 March 12.45

[Stu]

Premier League ‏@premierleague  16m
Man Utd v Villa (1245 GMT): @ManUtd have taken more points against Villa than any team versus any opponent in #BPL history (100) #MUNAVL

One of the most awful shameful things about our history in the last 20 years.

It's got to stop. Let's put a shift in today, Villa, please.

[olaftab]

Just seen a bloke in a Man Utd shirt and a half/half  Utd/Villa scarf.

I suspect that he's not a regular

I don't normally condone violence but you really should take him into a back alley somewhere and beat him up. It's for his own good.

I agree a slap now may turn him him into a very good person. Ignore and you have another failed human being amid us obviously thinking there is nothing whatsoever wrong with him. Yes save him if you can.

[martin o`who??]

Premier League ‏@premierleague  16m
Man Utd v Villa (1245 GMT): @ManUtd have taken more points against Villa than any team versus any opponent in #BPL history (100) #MUNAVL

Yup, and dont it frikkinwell feel like it.

[Chinchilla Bathhouse]

TRAVEL NEWS: Don't know if this has been mentioned but a lorry has overturned near Old Trafford this morning. Fans are being urged to avoid Chester Road as both carriageways are currently closed. Full story on Manchester Evening News website (sorry, can't seem to provide a link).

[TopDeck113]

606 just tweeted that United have taken more points from us than any other team during the history of the Premier League...

Please, Villa, time to start rewriting history!

[JUAN PABLO]

I would get Bryan Small in , always looks good against these.

[SamTheMouse]

I'm trying to be optimistic about this, I really am. But unfortunately my miserable nature is asserting itself, and I can see no other outcome than a morale-boosting victory for the shittest Man Utd side I've ever seen against a team that excels at ending their opponents' awful runs.

We've got so many monkeys off other teams' backs, we should open a fucking chimp sanctuary.

[JUAN PABLO]

well I was on the piss with  Manure fan last night , in fact hes been down Villa with me a few times and we have always lost.
. He crashed here last night on the sofa and woke up 30 mins ago and had a tea.
I said ' so youre staying for the game right ?  , Ive got it on BT '

he has not got any cable

he replied ' no Ive got things to do '

yeah right , even hes worried  .    muttering to himself . I blame that fucking Fergie   lol

[Lamb_Stockmix]

What's this nonsense formation he's got us playing this week?

[Lizz]

Away win. Can but dream.

[rob_bridge]

Just seen a bloke in a Man Utd shirt and a half/half  Utd/Villa scarf.

I suspect that he's not a regular

I don't normally condone violence but you really should take him into a back alley somewhere and beat him up. It's for his own good.

I agree a slap now may turn him him into a very good person. Ignore and you have another failed human being amid us obviously thinking there is nothing whatsoever wrong with him. Yes save him if you can.

A cuff for his won - not a full blown beating.