Transfer Speculation / Gossip

[JUAN PABLO]

The transfer window is closed


But arsenal and manure are allowed to carry on

[Des Little]

So not really 'slammed shut' then.

[OCD]

So not really 'slammed shut' then.

Slammed shut but its one of those doors that closes very slowly.

[Olneythelonely]

It's a fire door.

[silhillvilla]

The transfer window is closed


But arsenal and manure are allowed to carry on

God I hate football nowadays

[Ryu]

It's a window of time not a physical fucking window!  It doesn't shut it ends.

[ciggiesnbeer]

Disappointing. Oh well, better nobody than overpaying for Cleverley.

[peter w]

I dropped into the pub for 20 mins around 6 ish today to see the Sky reporter doing his best Alan Partirdge Dan"! scene. 'Arry drives out and after a couple of attempts to stop him he starts down the road and as the car has sped away he gives a pause and then shouts, "Harry"! Hilarious.

[saunders_heroes]

The transfer window is closed


But arsenal and manure are allowed to carry on

God I hate football nowadays

Why? They haven't broken any rules.

[Goldie.7]

Welbeck will probably end up at Arsenal and do well there.

Why Arsenal? It feels like people suggest them all the time as somewhere every striker in the world would do well at.

It was an opinion and i don't really hear of the every striker part, maybe it's just you.

If Welbeck isn't good enough for ManYoo, why would he be good enough for Arsenal?

Same reason as why Sturridge wasn't deemed good enough for Chelsea.

I got that bang on ages ago who needs ssn.

[damon loves JT]

The only positive outcome is that they might do away with this stupid circus.

That is what I hope happens.

I am sufficiently childish to say I actually find it funny, mind.

I did a live at a cup semi final at Wembley, was surrounded by Citeh fans. One of them spent the whole sixty seconds I was on air gobbing at the back of my head. I finished with saliva running down my neck.

It made YouTube and I guess if you weren't me it was pretty funny, but I'll never agree to a job like that ever again.

[silhillvilla]

The transfer window is closed


But arsenal and manure are allowed to carry on

God I hate football nowadays

Why? They haven't broken any rules.

It feels like they have

[pauliewalnuts]

The only positive outcome is that they might do away with this stupid circus.

That is what I hope happens.

I am sufficiently childish to say I actually find it funny, mind.

I did a live at a cup semi final at Wembley, was surrounded by Citeh fans. One of them spent the whole sixty seconds I was on air gobbing at the back of my head. I finished with saliva running down my neck.

It made YouTube and I guess if you weren't me it was pretty funny, but I'll never agree to a job like that ever again.

How close did you come to windmilling wildly into them?

[Steve67]

Very, very disappointing from Villa. I hate Lambert and Lerner with a passion and cannot wait for the day that they both fuck off and the club is returned to something that resembles a club for Villa fans to be proud of.

[AvFc4eVeR]

So a quick summer of transfer Falcao day;

TC23 turns out to be a greedy c*nt

Not a lot has happened and SSN have been making shit up

Falcao something or other

Arsenal have unlimited time as usual

FHRITP is the in thing, apparently

Falcao again, I think

LVG and Manure have gone all in, to finish 10th

and finally.....

undisclosed + undisclosed + undisclosed = £816,750,000.00 apparently

What have we learnt from today.... nothing that we didnt know already, football has gone stark raving mad, Villa are a couple of players short and Natalie Sawyer is the new ambassador to FHRITP.