Transfer Speculation / Gossip

[Mister E]

As an aside did collymore ever elaborate on his chocolate finger claims? I assumed it had something to do with the forcing of a snickers down his hog's eye with a camping mallet.

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Anal sex is my guess

what? Down at the Plough? Blimey, your local certainly is different

[pauliewalnuts]

Why is it worrying that we have not spent wedge full of cash? We have signed 4 players that's about as many as any team should sign in a TW.

Not when you've had a season as bad as we've just had.

Yes that's a fair point but signing too many players in a single window never works.

That's a fair point, but I'd suggest that four is not exactly "too many", especially when one is incapable of running for more than 20 minutes and fashioned of crystal.

[London Villan]

We've basically got rid of all the players PL has bought over the last two seasons....

Steer
Luna
Bennett
Lowton
El Ahmadi
Helenius
Tonev
Bowery

I doubt a turnover like that has happened so quickly under the same manager...

[JUAN PABLO]

We need carbone

[Ian.]

Why is it worrying that we have not spent wedge full of cash? We have signed 4 players that's about as many as any team should sign in a TW.

Not when you've had a season as bad as we've just had.

Yes that's a fair point but signing too many players in a single window never works.

That's a fair point, but I'd suggest that four is not exactly "too many", especially when one is incapable of running for more than 20 minutes and fashioned of crystal.

Also when we have released a regular from last season too, all be it he was not the best to grace B6.

[Malandro]

As an aside did collymore ever elaborate on his chocolate finger claims? I assumed it had something to do with the forcing of a snickers down his hog's eye with a camping mallet.

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Anal sex is my guess

what? Down at the Plough? Blimey, your local certainly is different

wow things have hot up since I was last on the thread

[pauliewalnuts]

Why is it worrying that we have not spent wedge full of cash? We have signed 4 players that's about as many as any team should sign in a TW.

Not when you've had a season as bad as we've just had.

Yes that's a fair point but signing too many players in a single window never works.

That's a fair point, but I'd suggest that four is not exactly "too many", especially when one is incapable of running for more than 20 minutes and fashioned of crystal.

Also when we have released a regular from last season too, all be it he was not the best to grace B6.

And Bennett and Gardner have gone out on loan. As has Tonev.

Actually, the headcount is unchanged.

KEA, Gardner, Bennett, Tonev out.
Cole, Senderos, Richardson, Sanchez in.

[Mister E]

Pat Murphy just saying that TC23 is after £80k a week; hence the stand-off.

[paulcomben]

We've basically got rid of all the players PL has bought over the last two seasons....

Steer
Luna
Bennett
Lowton
El Ahmadi
Helenius
Tonev
Bowery

I doubt a turnover like that has happened so quickly under the same manager...

You forgot Sylla. But also Benteke, Bacuna & Kozak.

[The Laughing Policeman]

Jonjo Shelvey anyone?

[Ian.]

We've basically got rid of all the players PL has bought over the last two seasons....

Steer
Luna
Bennett
Lowton
El Ahmadi
Helenius
Tonev
Bowery

I doubt a turnover like that has happened so quickly under the same manager...

Crikey, that's about 5 million pound outlay and returns. Sometimes a punt on lower league players does not quite come off.

[pauliewalnuts]

Pat Murphy just saying that TC23 is after £80k a week; hence the stand-off.

Jesus Christ, I would imagine our offer would be so much lower than that there wouldn't be any requirement to talk further.

[ozzjim]

Pat Murphy just saying that TC23 is after £80k a week; hence the stand-off.

Fooking nora. How much!!!!!

[SoccerHQ]

We need another body in midfield

I think we're fine in terms of numbers. Sanchez, Delph, Westwood, Richardson, Joe Cole and in an injury crisis Herd and Clark have experience of the holding position.

Canales would've been an exciting option though and I'd like to think we can find a decent wide player on loan at the 11th hour but not hopeful now I have to admit.

[Ian.]

Why is it worrying that we have not spent wedge full of cash? We have signed 4 players that's about as many as any team should sign in a TW.

Not when you've had a season as bad as we've just had.

Yes that's a fair point but signing too many players in a single window never works.

That's a fair point, but I'd suggest that four is not exactly "too many", especially when one is incapable of running for more than 20 minutes and fashioned of crystal.

Also when we have released a regular from last season too, all be it he was not the best to grace B6.

And Bennett and Gardner have gone out on loan. As has Tonev.

Actually, the headcount is unchanged.

KEA, Gardner, Bennett, Tonev out.
Cole, Senderos, Richardson, Sanchez in.

I suppose so, I hope that's not what Learner and Lambert are also thinking though,