Transfer Speculation / Gossip

[dave.woodhall]

Was bought when very young by Real Madrid is about all I can remember of him. And he was good in a Spain U21 game I saw.

Aren't you up a ladder?

Holding a brush or using a roller?

Sky sources: he's cutting-in, so brush. Only speculation ATM, waiting for confirmation.

BREAKING NEWS: WE UNDERSTAND OZZ HAS SWAPPED HIS BRUSH FOR A ROLLER.

[Percy McCarthy]

Have Sky even sent anyone to Bodymoor Heath today?

No there at Admin's from TBAR'S  bedroom door

Wow, that's a lot of reporters.

[Des Little]

Was bought when very young by Real Madrid is about all I can remember of him. And he was good in a Spain U21 game I saw.

Aren't you up a ladder?

Holding a brush or using a roller?

Sky sources: he's cutting-in, so brush. Only speculation ATM, waiting for confirmation.

I'm running a book on the colour of paint being used

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

Nothing to do with any of this but I do remember a fantasy football team called Sporting Apanhandle.

[LeeB]

A quick google on his name and ours links to rumours McLeish was trying to make him his first signing for us three years ago.

Oh, to think what could have been.

[Ads]

OMG! OMG! WE HAVE MADE A BID FOR ADMIRAL CANARIS OMG! OMG! WE HAVE MADE A BID FOR ADMIRAL CANARIS OMG! OMG! WE HAVE MADE A BID FOR ADMIRAL CANARIS

OMG! I just done jizzed my pants!!!!! I also have no idea who this mook is, but his name is immense. I think all posts should be like this.

[Toronto Villa]

I still want Puncheon. I like Puncheon.

Me too. That would be a very good signing

[pauliewalnuts]

I still want Puncheon. I like Puncheon.

I can't think of him without remembering when he had to go off mid-match for a shit, and the Southampton fans were singing "He shits when he wants, he shits when he wants" etc etc

[Toronto Villa]

Was bought when very young by Real Madrid is about all I can remember of him. And he was good in a Spain U21 game I saw.

Aren't you up a ladder?

Holding a brush or using a roller?

Sky sources: he's cutting-in, so brush. Only speculation ATM, waiting for confirmation.

I'm running a book on the colour of paint being used

Today yellow. Eastie is sat under the ladder with red paint and a stencil keeping him abreast of transfer developments

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

Was bought when very young by Real Madrid is about all I can remember of him. And he was good in a Spain U21 game I saw.

Aren't you up a ladder?

Holding a brush or using a roller?

Sky sources: he's cutting-in, so brush. Only speculation ATM, waiting for confirmation.

I'm running a book on the colour of paint being used

Fagnolia.

Its like magnolia with a nicotine tinge.

[adrenachrome]

SB Nation

According to Sky Sports News, Aston Villa have made a surprising late bid for Real Sociedad playmaker Sergio Canales. The Spanish under-21 international and former Real Madrid prodigy has been held back by injury issues throughout his career, and for that reason, might come at a seriously discounted price for Villa.

The Villains have been chasing a playmaking midfielder for the last few days, and might be looking at Canales as an alternative to other previously linked targets. They were rumored to be close to making an £8m move for Manchester United midfielder Tom Cleverley, but that has yet to come to fruition. Cleverley is reportedly debating running out his contract in an attempt to get a bigger payday next summer.

Canales isn't exactly like Cleverley, but might serve the same function for Villa. He usually plays higher up the pitch and is a bit more creative than the United man, but obviously has an inferior fitness record and might not be quite as good at simply keeping possession.

[ozzjim]

I still want Puncheon. I like Puncheon.

I can't think of him without remembering when he had to go off mid-match for a shit, and the Southampton fans were singing "He shits when he wants, he shits when he wants" etc etc

Better than Gary Lineker shitting on the pitch!

[Ads]

I still want Puncheon. I like Puncheon.

I can't think of him without remembering when he had to go off mid-match for a shit, and the Southampton fans were singing "He shits when he wants, he shits when he wants" etc etc

Pooing under pressure is a dying art.

[pauliewalnuts]

Canales' strengths and weaknesses are interesting.

Could fill in that "happy to shoot from 70 yards" slot Tonev has vacated

[richard moore]

I still want Puncheon. I like Puncheon.

I can't think of him without remembering when he had to go off mid-match for a shit, and the Southampton fans were singing "He shits when he wants, he shits when he wants" etc etc

Nothing worse though if you need it as any runner amongst us will testify - the running motion just makes it worse and a dive off into the bushes is inevitable. Dock leaves work well if you ever find yourself indisposed thus...