Transfer Speculation / Gossip

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

*ALERT*

Threat Level from ITK has been raised to Bollocks.

[Percy McCarthy]

Have football clubs and those in charge of the game ever considered upgrading from fax machine to this new fangled internet and email thing?

Not sure, but I heard someone on the wireless say that a fax with all the right bits on it is considered a legal document but email isn't.

Yep, our bank will accept faxed instructions to open/close accounts but not emails.

Similarly, HMRC will accept email queries but reply by fax.

Companies/banks etc have been nausing me for years to do everything online, now it's time to renew my mortgage I haven't got any of the paper documents they want. Pricks.

Rant over, carry on.

[Tony Erdington]

*ALERT*

Threat Level from ITK has been raised to Bollocks.

KIN ELL must be true then.

[PaulWinch again]

Sounds like McArthur is going to Palace for £7 million!! He's rubbish and that fee is insane.

[RussellC]

RE: Spearing & Palacios. It would surely be one or the other, not both, even if we don't get Cleverley??

[PaulWinch again]

We need players who will improve the team and neither Palacios or Spearing would do that.

[ozzjim]

Spearing is fucking shit. Total arse.


File with Cattermole. L.

Either would be a disaster.

No worse.

[rjp]

Bollocks to him if he wants more than Benteke is on, the club are right not to pay it.

WM tweeting that a rumoured fee of 12m for Vlaar to Arsenal. If that happens Wenger is a complete shit head. He has had all window. Big clubs wait till the last minute to fuck the opposition up half the time I am convinced of it. It is a tactic.

Vlaar's agent has supposedly reported that there isn't any truth in these rumours according to the gospel on twitter.

The Guardian is reporting the same.

[OzVilla]

Let's draw a line in sand...no that's no good sand moves. Lets draw a line ermmmm somewhere  where there is no movement and it's permanent. Cleverley can do one if he thinks he is coming here on a higher wage than Ron and Christian.

This was always going to be the problem he thinks he is worth more than we are prepared to pay, and it will be ever thus until a new owner comes in, even then i would not want them to pay 3 mil a year to someone of his standard.

This. Tell Cleverley to get fecked. If we're going to potentially destabilize our best players at least let's do it for someone with real quality.

[Grande Pablo]

SSN's live web ticker thingy says Arse have made a 'polite' enquiry about Vlaar.

Julian Green gone to Hamburg on loan, so we can forget about him.

Lewis Holtby also taking to Hamburg about a loan move, so we can being to forget about him too.

[Des Little]

These names being banded about are scaring me to death.  Please stop it.

[Monty]

Hopefully we'll politely tell Arsenal to go fuck themselves.

[Clampy]

SSN's live web ticker thingy says Arse have made a 'polite' enquiry about Vlaar.

Julian Green gone to Hamburg on loan, so we can forget about him.

Lewis Holtby also taking to Hamburg about a loan move, so we can being to forget about him too.

Who's Julian Green? I've never heard of him.

[AvFc4eVeR]

Falco to manure. Fuck hate them

Another player they don't need, they really are trying to ruin themselves! Happy days!

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

SSN's live web ticker thingy says Arse have made a 'polite' enquiry about Vlaar.

Julian Green gone to Hamburg on loan, so we can forget about him.

Lewis Holtby also taking to Hamburg about a loan move, so we can being to forget about him too.

Who's Julian Green? I've never heard of him.

Vicar standing at the altar to his verger:

'Is that Fanny Green in the front pew?'

'No. I think its the light through the stained glass windows.'