Transfer Speculation / Gossip

[Percy McCarthy]

Percy, you don't know me, and I wouldn't have chosen for it to have come out in this way...but will you go out with me?

Depends where to. I like football, drinking in moody pubs and girl strippers, especially if someone else is paying.

[bertlambshank]

This is all bluff because Rio wants more money.

[PeterWithesShin]

When Percy says moody pubs he means soft pink lights, feather cushions and a Campari and soda.

I know because i've seen him in them, I mean people have told me they've seen him in them.

[Damo70]

Percy, you don't know me, and I wouldn't have chosen for it to have come out in this way...but will you go out with me?

Depends where to. I like football, drinking in moody pubs and girl strippers, especially if someone else is paying.

That is where I have been going wrong. I end watching football, getting drunk and stripping off in pubs and then end up with going out with moody girls where I pay for everything.

[Sexual Ealing]

Percy, you don't know me, and I wouldn't have chosen for it to have come out in this way...but will you go out with me?

Depends where to. I like football, drinking in moody pubs and girl strippers, especially if someone else is paying.

That is where I have been going wrong. I end watching football, getting drunk and stripping off in pubs and then end up with going out with moody girls where I pay for everything.

Percy, you don't know me, and I wouldn't have chosen for it to have come out in this way...but will you go out with me?

Depends where to. I like football, drinking in moody pubs and girl strippers, especially if someone else is paying.

Great! I'm more of a wank-off-a-taxi-driver and ketamine guy but I think we'll be very much in love.

[Villa in Denmark]

Percy, you don't know me, and I wouldn't have chosen for it to have come out in this way...but will you go out with me?

Depends where to. I like football, drinking in moody pubs and girl strippers, especially if someone else is paying.

That is where I have been going wrong. I end watching football, getting drunk and stripping off in pubs and then end up with going out with moody girls where I pay for everything.

Percy, you don't know me, and I wouldn't have chosen for it to have come out in this way...but will you go out with me?

Depends where to. I like football, drinking in moody pubs and girl strippers, especially if someone else is paying.

Great! I'm more of a wank-off-a-taxi-driver and ketamine guy but I think we'll be very much in love.

Fucking Hell, that's even more disturbing than our intellectually challenged, analy obsessed friend.

[Percy McCarthy]

Percy, you don't know me, and I wouldn't have chosen for it to have come out in this way...but will you go out with me?

Depends where to. I like football, drinking in moody pubs and girl strippers, especially if someone else is paying.

That is where I have been going wrong. I end watching football, getting drunk and stripping off in pubs and then end up with going out with moody girls where I pay for everything.

Percy, you don't know me, and I wouldn't have chosen for it to have come out in this way...but will you go out with me?

Depends where to. I like football, drinking in moody pubs and girl strippers, especially if someone else is paying.

Great! I'm more of a wank-off-a-taxi-driver and ketamine guy but I think we'll be very much in love.

Very good, both.

[Sexual Ealing]

Percy, you don't know me, and I wouldn't have chosen for it to have come out in this way...but will you go out with me?

Depends where to. I like football, drinking in moody pubs and girl strippers, especially if someone else is paying.

That is where I have been going wrong. I end watching football, getting drunk and stripping off in pubs and then end up with going out with moody girls where I pay for everything.

Percy, you don't know me, and I wouldn't have chosen for it to have come out in this way...but will you go out with me?

Depends where to. I like football, drinking in moody pubs and girl strippers, especially if someone else is paying.

Great! I'm more of a wank-off-a-taxi-driver and ketamine guy but I think we'll be very much in love.

Fucking Hell, that's even more disturbing than our intellectually challenged, analy obsessed friend.

Jealous.

[Dante Lavelli]

Redknapp will have told the London media  to start stories about them getting Vlaar. He's an utter prick. Why he never gets done for tapping up, I've no idea.




It was on the back page of the Evening Mail as well though.  QPR? £4m?  Someone is "mugging us off" surely?

Can we make it the law that we don't post anything from that channel as I'd hate to think we're bankrolling Tim Lovejoy.

[peter w]

Is he involved with it? Fucking hell I fell dirty.

[tomd2103]

Can people stop talking about Percy' arse please!

So with Richardson at left wing back and Hutton clearly going to get a go at right (probably quite rightly) and us looking to 3-4-1-2 kind of formation, what else do we need before the end of August?

Right then Ozz, in that formation we currently have :

GKs - Guzan, Steer, Given (is Siegrist still around?).  No additions needed

CBs - Okore, Vlaar (Hopefully), Senderos, Clark, Baker, Herd, Donacien.  If Vlaar goes then we will definitely need to bring someone in.  I think we could still do with one more as cover though I doubt we will get one as PL seems to rate Baker and Clark.

RWB - Lowton, Hutton, Bacuna.  Not great quality, but should be enough.

LWB - Richardson, Bennett, Luna.  Would like to see one of Bennett or Luna moved on and a better understudy to Richardson bought in.  Again, doubt it will happen.

CM - Westwood, Delph, El Amhadi, Gardner, Johnson.  Key area. Need one or two quality additions who are capable of going straight into the side.

AM - Cole, N'Zogbia, Tonev, Grealish, Carruthers.  Again not overly inspiring options, but we'll probably go with that. 

ST -  Benteke, Kozak, Agbonlahor, Weimann, Bent, Robinson.  Probably enough options there if Benteke and Kozak can return quickly and find form.

If we are going to play that formation, I reckon we realistically need cover on the left hand side and one or two quality central midfielders.  I've got a feeling we might see the 3 at the back formation at home, with us reverting to the favoured 4-3-3 away (in which case we would probably need a decent wide player added as well).     

[KevinGage]

Redknapp will have told the London media  to start stories about them getting Vlaar. He's an utter prick. Why he never gets done for tapping up, I've no idea.




It was on the back page of the Evening Mail as well though.  QPR? £4m?  Someone is "mugging us off" surely?

Can we make it the law that we don't post anything from that channel as I'd hate to think we're bankrolling Tim Lovejoy.

I'm all for bankrolling Tim Lovejoy. 

That's slang for stoning him to death, right?

[Villa in Denmark]

Percy, you don't know me, and I wouldn't have chosen for it to have come out in this way...but will you go out with me?

Depends where to. I like football, drinking in moody pubs and girl strippers, especially if someone else is paying.

That is where I have been going wrong. I end watching football, getting drunk and stripping off in pubs and then end up with going out with moody girls where I pay for everything.

Percy, you don't know me, and I wouldn't have chosen for it to have come out in this way...but will you go out with me?

Depends where to. I like football, drinking in moody pubs and girl strippers, especially if someone else is paying.

Great! I'm more of a wank-off-a-taxi-driver and ketamine guy but I think we'll be very much in love.

Fucking Hell, that's even more disturbing than our intellectually challenged, analy obsessed friend.

Jealous.

Very.  It sounds a lot more fun than anything that's happened over here in a while.

Still disturbing mind.

[olaftab]

I had a dream last night that we signed Enner Valencia for £7m.

I think we have more chance of getting Orange Valencia  at the moment.

[olaftab]

This playground stuff is so tiresome.

This tiresome stuff is sooo playground.