Transfer Speculation / Gossip

[Percy McCarthy]

 I don't need any bodies help

Are you absolutely sure? Can you get a doctor.to confirm that?

[Gareth]

There were clearly more of those diaries sold (given away) than we thought....

Has Milla signed yet?? Come on Lambert don't 'let' anyone sign him.

[Percy McCarthy]

Hmm.  No mentions of Altidore yet, but I am beginning to think Villa Kicked in the Head might be back in town.

What coz your his agent?

You'd think he'd get this right sometimes. A fifty-fifty chance.

[paulcomben]

 I don't need any bodies help

Are you absolutely sure? Can you get a doctor.to confirm that?

Or do you work in a morgue or an undertakers?

[cheltenhamlion]

I was going to write something witty and erudite but have had a crap week so will simply say ban him.

[Chris Jameson]

At the first mention of any 'clique' I automatically wonder which previously banned / left in a hissy fit poster it is.

[Dave Cooper please]

continue to sleep arrogantly in our beds tonight
 

How do you sleep arrogantly?

[supertom]

continue to sleep arrogantly in our beds tonight
 

How do you sleep arrogantly?

You spread out like a starfish but do so slightly to one side of the bed, in the arrogant belief that you're too cool to fall out of bed at night.

[Malandro]

OS. Okore: "I really do feel like a new signing"

Randy, that trick has a Doug Ellis patent.

[john e]

OS. Okore: "I really do feel like a new signing"

Randy, that trick has a Doug Ellis patent.

Did he mention anything about being like a son to him ?

[Damo70]

Yeah Percy. Were you looking in the mirror whilst reading one of your own posts? This guy has your number.

No, he was looking in the mirror AT one of his own posts. And you'd know that if you didn't spend all your time imagining your own snobbery - snobbery that causes disagreement between fellow Villa fans, if you can imagine such a thing (which you can, given that you're already imagining your own snobbery. You snob). Percy's posts are always written backwards or see-through or upside-down or some fucking thing because everyone here knows the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.

Whatever happened to the lively banter and friendly atmosphere that existed on the internet for a brief time in spring 2014?

Oh & I forgot to mention that Percy sees you stuck up his backside when he looks in the mirror too. I think it appears upside down or see through as you're posts are so transparent.

Posters always try to come to the rescue of their own little clique when they feel threatened. It is a sign of insecurity & xenophobia.

Me? I don't need any bodies help as I am more than capable of fighting my own corner.

I was the poster who was initially abused & incorrectly labelled a troll. You even designed your own little clannish poll as a sanctuary for your own little inner sanctum whose walls are so easily breached.

Ha! Ha! Ha.

You can all give it but you can't take it.

No surprise there then.

I have my opinion. You have yours.

Wow!

If you are a nose, congratulations on the username. It doesn't give the slightest clue. It must be hard to laugh at Villa if you are a nose. Firstly as Small Heath are far more laughable and secondly it is hard to laugh when you are filled with anger and hate. As for the inner sanctum whose walls you have so easily breached, is that not a bit of an exaggeration when you have just joined a fans forum that anyone can join? I'm glad you said it though, it made me laugh.

PS - I've met Percy a few times and he is a great bloke. So I would imagine you would stick me in the 'up his arse club'.

[Karl Bridges]

Is this a dream, or a dream within a dream, or a dream within a dream within a dream?  Just how deep are we? Why is Christopher Nolan directing the transfer thread?

[brian green]

I sleep arrogantly in a four poster bed with a Spode chamber pot underneath to which my butler has attached a picture of Francis, T. I use that one for number ones. For number twos I use the Wedgewood with the group picture of Gold, Sullivan and Brady hand painted in the bottom.

[Smirker]

I had a dream last night that we signed Enner Valencia for £7m.

[Dave]

I had a dream last night that we signed Enner Valencia for £7m.

I think that's unlikely to come true for a number of reasons.