Transfer Speculation / Gossip

[MyDadIsBiggerThanYourDad]

Has the Milla transfer rumour been confirmed by two sources? I'm not getting excited about it until it has.

Yes. Been confirmed now by his 176 year old dad & a positive carbon dating test result from Professor Einstein's laboratory.

Will be paraded around the Bull Ring on an open top bus before the team fly out to America this weekend.

Milla's bus pass means the ride is free.

[Louzie0]

Has the Milla transfer rumour been confirmed by two sources? I'm not getting excited about it until it has.

Yes. Been confirmed now by his 176 year old dad & a positive carbon dating test result from Professor Einstein's laboratory.

Will be paraded around the Bull Ring on an open top bus before the team fly out to America this weekend.

Milla's bus pass means the ride is free.

No problem about Dad.
But Einstein is dead.  Have you got a library card?

[MyDadIsBiggerThanYourDad]

Has the Milla transfer rumour been confirmed by two sources? I'm not getting excited about it until it has.

Yes. Been confirmed now by his 176 year old dad & a positive carbon dating test result from Professor Einstein's laboratory.

Will be paraded around the Bull Ring on an open top bus before the team fly out to America this weekend.

Milla's bus pass means the ride is free.

No problem about Dad.
But Einstein is dead.  Have you got a library card?

Yes. The Professor kindly left it to me in his will.

[Louzie0]

Has the Milla transfer rumour been confirmed by two sources? I'm not getting excited about it until it has.

Yes. Been confirmed now by his 176 year old dad & a positive carbon dating test result from Professor Einstein's laboratory.

Will be paraded around the Bull Ring on an open top bus before the team fly out to America this weekend.

Milla's bus pass means the ride is free.

No problem about Dad.
But Einstein is dead.  Have you got a library card?

Yes. The Professor kindly left it to me in his will.

oooh, you owe £5, 876.002 for a copy of Lady Chatterley's Lover.

(edited after being interrupted - never a comfortable experience online or anywhere else)

[MyDadIsBiggerThanYourDad]

Has the Milla transfer rumour been confirmed by two sources? I'm not getting excited about it until it has.

Yes. Been confirmed now by his 176 year old dad & a positive carbon dating test result from Professor Einstein's laboratory.

Will be paraded around the Bull Ring on an open top bus before the team fly out to America this weekend.

Milla's bus pass means the ride is free.

No problem about Dad.
But Einstein is dead.  Have you got a library card?

Yes. The Professor kindly left it to me in his will.

oooh, you owe £5, 876.002 for a copy of Lady Chatterley's Lover.

Yes I know. The current fines I have accumulated are now greater than the National Debt.

Fortunately Lady Chatterley's Lover takes care of the bailiffs every need when they call round to collect & the latest reminders are forwarded to an address at the Central Library no questions asked.

I also have an original copy of the Satanic Verses if any body is interested. The fine on that one is £3,007. 06 but I'm sure we can come to some agreement.

[villa `cross the mersey]

Ha! Ha! Ha! That Troll Poll is hilarious & I simply love it.

Can I suggest you add a few further options?

Genuine Villa Fan who is totally dismayed with the current malaise at Villa Park & does not delude him self or others by living in total denial of our current predicament- Agree.

Mock him to protect our own imagined superiority & intellectual snobbery -  Agree

Ban him for speaking the truth about our demise so we can close our minds & ears to it, continue to sleep arrogantly in our beds tonight then  kid our selves that we live in a land of democracy & freedom of speech. - Agree

You decide.

Ha! Ha! Ha.

You can argue all your points all you want mate, and no doubt get some sympathy on here. The only things I don't like about your posts are that they are mind-numbingly dull, soul-crushingly predictable and painfully unfunny. Apart from that etc. etc. etc.

Funny that because I based my posting style exactly on yours

What the fuck do you know about funny?

Your own posting style should tell you.

Bloody repeats!

Send him up here Percy - I am sure I can find someone who will be willing to have a chat with him

[Louzie0]

I looked for, 'Blues - the agony and the ecstasy' but no dice.
Specifically, no ecstasy. Sorry.

[MyDadIsBiggerThanYourDad]

I looked for, 'Blues - the agony and the ecstasy' but no dice.
Specifically, no ecstasy. Sorry.

Your looking in the wrong section of the Library.

Look under Well Known Turds or ask Karren on reception.

[MyDadIsBiggerThanYourDad]

Ha! Ha! Ha! That Troll Poll is hilarious & I simply love it.

Can I suggest you add a few further options?

Genuine Villa Fan who is totally dismayed with the current malaise at Villa Park & does not delude him self or others by living in total denial of our current predicament- Agree.

Mock him to protect our own imagined superiority & intellectual snobbery -  Agree

Ban him for speaking the truth about our demise so we can close our minds & ears to it, continue to sleep arrogantly in our beds tonight then  kid our selves that we live in a land of democracy & freedom of speech. - Agree

You decide.

Ha! Ha! Ha.

You can argue all your points all you want mate, and no doubt get some sympathy on here. The only things I don't like about your posts are that they are mind-numbingly dull, soul-crushingly predictable and painfully unfunny. Apart from that etc. etc. etc.

Funny that because I based my posting style exactly on yours

What the fuck do you know about funny?

Your own posting style should tell you.

Bloody repeats!

Send him up here Percy - I am sure I can find someone who will be willing to have a chat with him

Would they be the same people that you got to talk to Percy then?

[Chris Jameson]

I almost miss villakicks. Almost.

[cdbearsfan]

VillaKicks came out with insane, but at least theoretically possible, transfer links, which could then be discussed/ridiculed to pass the time on a slow news day. This bloke is just a bit dull.

[Louzie0]

I looked for, 'Blues - the agony and the ecstasy' but no dice.
Specifically, no ecstasy. Sorry.

Your looking in the wrong section of the Library.

Look under Well Known Turds or ask Karren on reception.

Well, I checked the Dewey and :
There's:
Crime
Fairy Tales
Fantasy
Fiction
Historical Fiction
Horror
Local History
Mystery
Science Fiction
and
Sports


You're not suggesting I look under, 'teen fiction' are you?

[ciggiesnbeer]

Mock him to protect our own imagined superiority & intellectual snobbery -  Agree

Wait. This sounds familiar. I thought you quit and went to TBAR?

[dave.woodhall]

There's nothing imaginary - I am snobbish.

[Phil from the upper holte]

I prefer londonboy

I miss him. Lads we'll sign someone soon