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Author Topic: Transfer Speculation / Gossip  (Read 1261245 times)

Offline adrenachrome

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Re: Transfer Speculation / Gossip
« Reply #3480 on: July 16, 2014, 04:43:42 PM »
It's the way you tell  'em!

Offline Dave

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Re: Transfer Speculation / Gossip
« Reply #3481 on: July 16, 2014, 04:46:31 PM »
Now apparently were in for one of the greatest World Cup heroes of all time.

Step forward the all conquering Roger Milla.

Only the absolute confirmation of his real birth date by DNA  & carbon dating stands in the way of securing this deal.

Rumour has it that this should in fact be  12/7/86

1886 that is!

Looks like it's a done deal then.



Makelele, now Milla - are we going to have a new version of the same joke every day for the rest of the window?

Offline Ads

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Re: Transfer Speculation / Gossip
« Reply #3482 on: July 16, 2014, 04:47:53 PM »
Now apparently were in for one of the greatest World Cup heroes of all time.

Step forward the all conquering Roger Milla.

Only the absolute confirmation of his real birth date by DNA  & carbon dating stands in the way of securing this deal.

Rumour has it that this should in fact be  12/7/86

1886 that is!

Looks like it's a done deal then.



Makelele, now Milla - are we going to have a new version of the same joke every day for the rest of the window?

Come on, nobody laughed the first time he told the joke, you at least have to give him credit for giving people the chance to not laugh at it again.

Offline RussellC

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Re: Transfer Speculation / Gossip
« Reply #3483 on: July 16, 2014, 04:55:01 PM »
Now apparently were in for one of the greatest World Cup heroes of all time.

Step forward the all conquering Roger Milla.

Only the absolute confirmation of his real birth date by DNA  & carbon dating stands in the way of securing this deal.

Rumour has it that this should in fact be  12/7/86

1886 that is!

Looks like it's a done deal then.




Offline Percy McCarthy

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Re: Transfer Speculation / Gossip
« Reply #3484 on: July 16, 2014, 05:06:17 PM »
Now apparently were in for one of the greatest World Cup heroes of all time.

Step forward the all conquering Roger Milla.

Only the absolute confirmation of his real birth date by DNA  & carbon dating stands in the way of securing this deal.

Rumour has it that this should in fact be  12/7/86

1886 that is!

Looks like it's a done deal then.



Cheers. Don't keep in touch.

Offline Chris Jameson

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Re: Transfer Speculation / Gossip
« Reply #3485 on: July 16, 2014, 05:14:02 PM »
Has anybody done the Carlton Palmer, Steve Bull or Hans Krankl one yet?

Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Transfer Speculation / Gossip
« Reply #3486 on: July 16, 2014, 05:17:28 PM »
Now apparently were in for one of the greatest World Cup heroes of all time.

Step forward the all conquering Roger Milla.

Only the absolute confirmation of his real birth date by DNA  & carbon dating stands in the way of securing this deal.

Rumour has it that this should in fact be  12/7/86

1886 that is!

Looks like it's a done deal then.



Let's be honest, it's not working out between us, is it?

Offline Olneythelonely

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Re: Transfer Speculation / Gossip
« Reply #3487 on: July 16, 2014, 06:19:07 PM »
Give him one more chance. It might be us, not him.

Malandro

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Re: Transfer Speculation / Gossip
« Reply #3488 on: July 16, 2014, 06:26:02 PM »
Give him one more chance. It might be us, not him.

I'm going to ban him. Banned. Goodbye. Oh I'm impotent. Darn.

Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Transfer Speculation / Gossip - NOW WITH TROLL POLL
« Reply #3489 on: July 16, 2014, 06:49:22 PM »
A poll has been added.

Malandro

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Re: Transfer Speculation / Gossip - NOW WITH TROLL POLL
« Reply #3490 on: July 16, 2014, 06:52:57 PM »
admin obviously.

Offline cdbearsfan

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Re: Transfer Speculation / Gossip - NOW WITH TROLL POLL
« Reply #3491 on: July 16, 2014, 06:54:37 PM »
I think the humour is too clever for me.

Offline Louzie0

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Re: Transfer Speculation / Gossip - NOW WITH TROLL POLL
« Reply #3492 on: July 16, 2014, 07:11:51 PM »
I responded to the poll still in my terribly supportive and understanding work mode. Well, all right, inclusive even of the most challenged.

Regretting it already.
God, how I wish I'd waited till holidays kicked in.  A vote with more evil is indicated.

Can we have another vote later on?

Offline Chris Jameson

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Re: Transfer Speculation / Gossip - NOW WITH TROLL POLL
« Reply #3493 on: July 16, 2014, 07:19:29 PM »

Can we have another vote later on?

Can we have a vote on whether or not we should have a vote later on?

Offline MyDadIsBiggerThanYourDad

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Re: Transfer Speculation / Gossip - NOW WITH TROLL POLL
« Reply #3494 on: July 16, 2014, 07:22:51 PM »
Ha! Ha! Ha! That Troll Poll is hilarious & I simply love it.

Can I suggest you add a few further options?

Genuine Villa Fan who is totally dismayed with the current malaise at Villa Park & does not delude him self or others by living in total denial of our current predicament- Agree.

Mock him to protect our own imagined superiority & intellectual snobbery -  Agree

Ban him for speaking the truth about our demise so we can close our minds & ears to it, continue to sleep arrogantly in our beds tonight then  kid our selves that we live in a land of democracy & freedom of speech. - Agree

You decide.

Ha! Ha! Ha.

 

 


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