Transfer Speculation / Gossip

[Dave Clark Five]

Linked with some striker who plays for Krasnodar, but is on loan at Genoa. He looks big in the picture, apparently we've scouted him 3 times.

He's called something like Moussa Kanote.

That Moussafa Doomp is another one. Slightly overweight but trying to shed it.

Just got rid of him, 5 minutes ago.

We messed up there. Did he go to Minworth?

He did. On a free transfer. Skidded out of the parking lot rather quickly.

I think there was quite a bit in the papers.

Plastered with nothing else.

Need to wash our hands of him now.

He had become a bit sloppy to be fair.

The whole think stank. We're well rid of him.

[danlanza]

Linked with some striker who plays for Krasnodar, but is on loan at Genoa. He looks big in the picture, apparently we've scouted him 3 times.

He's called something like Moussa Kanote.

That Moussafa Doomp is another one. Slightly overweight but trying to shed it.

Just got rid of him, 5 minutes ago.

We messed up there. Did he go to Minworth?

He did. On a free transfer. Skidded out of the parking lot rather quickly.

I think there was quite a bit in the papers.

Plastered with nothing else.

Need to wash our hands of him now.

He had become a bit sloppy to be fair.

The whole think stank. We're well rid of him.

Shame really. Another promising career goes down the pan.

[Dave Clark Five]

Linked with some striker who plays for Krasnodar, but is on loan at Genoa. He looks big in the picture, apparently we've scouted him 3 times.

He's called something like Moussa Kanote.

That Moussafa Doomp is another one. Slightly overweight but trying to shed it.

Just got rid of him, 5 minutes ago.

We messed up there. Did he go to Minworth?

He did. On a free transfer. Skidded out of the parking lot rather quickly.

I think there was quite a bit in the papers.

Plastered with nothing else.

Need to wash our hands of him now.

He had become a bit sloppy to be fair.

The whole think stank. We're well rid of him.

Shame really. Another promising career goes down the pan.

I think we had put ourself about as a rich club. The price was high as we were flush.

[danlanza]

Linked with some striker who plays for Krasnodar, but is on loan at Genoa. He looks big in the picture, apparently we've scouted him 3 times.

He's called something like Moussa Kanote.

That Moussafa Doomp is another one. Slightly overweight but trying to shed it.

Just got rid of him, 5 minutes ago.

We messed up there. Did he go to Minworth?

He did. On a free transfer. Skidded out of the parking lot rather quickly.

I think there was quite a bit in the papers.

Plastered with nothing else.

Need to wash our hands of him now.

He had become a bit sloppy to be fair.

The whole think stank. We're well rid of him.

Shame really. Another promising career goes down the pan.

I think we had put ourself about as a rich club. The price was high as we were flush.

Gutwrenching. Mind you, that's what you get for being a bleeding arsehole. Piles of shite from the paper.

[not3bad]

Linked with some striker who plays for Krasnodar, but is on loan at Genoa. He looks big in the picture, apparently we've scouted him 3 times.

He's called something like Moussa Kanote.

That Moussafa Doomp is another one. Slightly overweight but trying to shed it.

Just got rid of him, 5 minutes ago.

We messed up there. Did he go to Minworth?

He did. On a free transfer. Skidded out of the parking lot rather quickly.

I think there was quite a bit in the papers.

Plastered with nothing else.

Need to wash our hands of him now.

He had become a bit sloppy to be fair.

The whole think stank. We're well rid of him.

Shame really. Another promising career goes down the pan.

I think we had put ourself about as a rich club. The price was high as we were flush.

Gutwrenching. Mind you, that's what you get for being a bleeding arsehole. Piles of shite from the paper.

I said it would come to this but everyone poo pooed me.

[danlanza]

Linked with some striker who plays for Krasnodar, but is on loan at Genoa. He looks big in the picture, apparently we've scouted him 3 times.

He's called something like Moussa Kanote.

That Moussafa Doomp is another one. Slightly overweight but trying to shed it.

Just got rid of him, 5 minutes ago.

We messed up there. Did he go to Minworth?

He did. On a free transfer. Skidded out of the parking lot rather quickly.

I think there was quite a bit in the papers.

Plastered with nothing else.

Need to wash our hands of him now.

He had become a bit sloppy to be fair.

The whole think stank. We're well rid of him.

Shame really. Another promising career goes down the pan.

I think we had put ourself about as a rich club. The price was high as we were flush.

Gutwrenching. Mind you, that's what you get for being a bleeding arsehole. Piles of shite from the paper.

I said it would come to this but everyone poo pooed me.

I remember it well. They accused you of talking out of your arse.

[Dave Clark Five]

Linked with some striker who plays for Krasnodar, but is on loan at Genoa. He looks big in the picture, apparently we've scouted him 3 times.

He's called something like Moussa Kanote.

That Moussafa Doomp is another one. Slightly overweight but trying to shed it.

Just got rid of him, 5 minutes ago.

We messed up there. Did he go to Minworth?

He did. On a free transfer. Skidded out of the parking lot rather quickly.

I think there was quite a bit in the papers.

Plastered with nothing else.

Need to wash our hands of him now.

He had become a bit sloppy to be fair.

The whole think stank. We're well rid of him.

Shame really. Another promising career goes down the pan.

I think we had put ourself about as a rich club. The price was high as we were flush.

Gutwrenching. Mind you, that's what you get for being a bleeding arsehole. Piles of shite from the paper.

I said it would come to this but everyone poo pooed me.

I remember it well. They accused you of talking out of your arse.

Otherwise known as verbal diarrhoea.

[not3bad]

Linked with some striker who plays for Krasnodar, but is on loan at Genoa. He looks big in the picture, apparently we've scouted him 3 times.

He's called something like Moussa Kanote.

That Moussafa Doomp is another one. Slightly overweight but trying to shed it.

Just got rid of him, 5 minutes ago.

We messed up there. Did he go to Minworth?

He did. On a free transfer. Skidded out of the parking lot rather quickly.

I think there was quite a bit in the papers.

Plastered with nothing else.

Need to wash our hands of him now.

He had become a bit sloppy to be fair.

The whole think stank. We're well rid of him.

Shame really. Another promising career goes down the pan.

I think we had put ourself about as a rich club. The price was high as we were flush.

Gutwrenching. Mind you, that's what you get for being a bleeding arsehole. Piles of shite from the paper.

I said it would come to this but everyone poo pooed me.

I remember it well. They accused you of talking out of your arse.

Otherwise known as verbal diarrhoea.

But now the shit's hit the fan.

[Dave Clark Five]

Linked with some striker who plays for Krasnodar, but is on loan at Genoa. He looks big in the picture, apparently we've scouted him 3 times.

He's called something like Moussa Kanote.

That Moussafa Doomp is another one. Slightly overweight but trying to shed it.

Just got rid of him, 5 minutes ago.

We messed up there. Did he go to Minworth?

He did. On a free transfer. Skidded out of the parking lot rather quickly.

I think there was quite a bit in the papers.

Plastered with nothing else.

Need to wash our hands of him now.

He had become a bit sloppy to be fair.

The whole think stank. We're well rid of him.

Shame really. Another promising career goes down the pan.

I think we had put ourself about as a rich club. The price was high as we were flush.

Gutwrenching. Mind you, that's what you get for being a bleeding arsehole. Piles of shite from the paper.

I said it would come to this but everyone poo pooed me.

I remember it well. They accused you of talking out of your arse.

Otherwise known as verbal diarrhoea.

But now the shit's hit the fan.

But you can't polish a turd.

[Dr Butler]

world class quoting there fellas.....

[Small Rodent]

We've agreed to sign some Swedish 15 year old wonder kid apparently by the name of Zeidan Khalili.

IIsnt Khalili the blonde dragon queen in Game of Thrones?

[supertom]

We've agreed to sign some Swedish 15 year old wonder kid apparently by the name of Zeidan Khalili.

IIsnt Khalili the blonde dragon queen in Game of Thrones?

I thought it was this guy, the Great Khali, from WWE back in the day. Obviously our budget wouldn't allow for an Andre The Giant or a Big Show, but we might be able to get the Great Khali. He's shorter than Lamberts usual CF signings though. He's only 7ft 1.

[john e]

world class quoting there fellas.....

I think it was a report to be fair

[Dave Clark Five]

world class quoting there fellas.....

I think it was a report to be fair

Capital R in Report please, John.

[Mister E]

...

But you can't polish a turd.

This has gone too far - you'll get the bum's rush from us all if you carry on. And, please don't think about following through.