What is your Villa name and position?

[Toronto Villa]

EMILE KOZAK - MANAGER

Fucking ace. I'm depressed now.

[Deano's Mullet]

Peter Yorke, Unused Sub!

[dekko]

Emile Ivanhoe Atkinson - GK

I like it

[N'Zimidy]

My real name can be made up on there. Unfortunately:

Nigel Agbonlahor - Unused sub. Definitely going to be one of Gabby's numerous children in 20 years time.

[D.boy]

Jores Milosovic - Goalie!

[b23]

Savo Alpay. Manager

[taylorsworkrate]

Gabby Atkinson: Striker

[hartman_1982]

Dwight Atkinson - Attacking Midfielder. Villa should definitely be interested.

[Havencheese]

Ozalan Kozak - Imposing, shit kicking, eastern European, coffin nail munching, big bastard Centre Back.

[Axl Rose]

Tony Waring-Centre Midfield

[Hillbilly]

Jores Atkinson - c-mid. So essentially Ian Taylor.

[Dave Clark Five]

Savo Hadji - Left Wing. Easier to gob on the fans when near the touchline.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Jores Dean - Right winger with killer speed.

[Simon Ward]

Tony Yorke - GK

Probably on loan to Hereford!

[nevillain]

Mark Yorke. Manager

Mr Lerner can I have 50 million to boost this squad please!