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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: PeterWithesShin on February 04, 2014, 02:34:56 PM

Title: What is your Villa name and position?
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 04, 2014, 02:34:56 PM: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/EnglishPride2004/AVname_zps4ea1d42d.jpg)
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 04, 2014, 02:36:17 PM: I know there are a few typos but figured what the hell, may waste a few minutes of a boring day.

Nigel Kozak - L Wing
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Post by: ADVILLAFAN on February 04, 2014, 02:37:02 PM: Mark Agbonlahor - Centre Midfield
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Post by: eastie on February 04, 2014, 02:39:05 PM: Jores mellberg - central midfield
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Post by: Monty on February 04, 2014, 02:39:52 PM: Dalian Atkinson - unused sub.
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Post by: Chico Hamilton III on February 04, 2014, 02:40:21 PM: Mark Yorke, Goalkeeper
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Post by: Tucson Villain on February 04, 2014, 02:44:06 PM: Mustapha Laursen - right wing
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 04, 2014, 02:46:08 PM: Quote from: PeterWithesShin on February 04, 2014, 02:36:17 PM
I know there are a few typos but figured what the hell, may waste a few minutes of a boring day.

Nigel Kozak - L Wing

I'm undecided whether that makes me sound more like a prisoner or a fascist.
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Post by: Concrete John on February 04, 2014, 02:47:47 PM: Savo Waring - goalie!
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Post by: Chris Jameson on February 04, 2014, 02:48:19 PM: Earl Heskey, right back and part time Jazz drummer.
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Post by: dave.woodhall on February 04, 2014, 02:48:27 PM: Hopkins Hodge.
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Post by: TheSandman on February 04, 2014, 02:49:17 PM: Savo Nelson - Unused Sub
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Post by: eastie on February 04, 2014, 02:50:03 PM: Quote from: Chris Jameson on February 04, 2014, 02:48:19 PM
Earl Heskey, right back and part time Jazz drummer.

If your real name is chris then you are emile Ivanhoe heskey .

2nd letter of 1st name , first letter of 2nd name.
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Post by: itbrvilla on February 04, 2014, 02:50:56 PM: Jores Daley - Anchor
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Post by: cdward on February 04, 2014, 03:01:34 PM: Emile Ivanhoe Yorke- striker.

So really i'm Benteke then.
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Post by: Darlo Dave on February 04, 2014, 03:03:01 PM: Jores Daley - Right Back
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Post by: Steve R on February 04, 2014, 03:05:08 PM: Gabby Daley (rw). I must be a lot quicker than I thought.
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Post by: SteveN on February 04, 2014, 03:13:06 PM: Gabby Withe - left back

I could be playing out of position.
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Post by: Towser on February 04, 2014, 03:15:20 PM: Savo Agbonlahor - R Back
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Post by: Jimbo on February 04, 2014, 03:21:58 PM: Carlton Palmer.
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Post by: aev on February 04, 2014, 03:22:11 PM: Jores Mellberg - Attacking Midfielder
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Post by: Irish villain on February 04, 2014, 03:23:27 PM: Introducing Nigel Ron, our solid as a rock left back.
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on February 04, 2014, 03:23:43 PM: Antonio Luna, left back in the dressing room.
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Post by: Irish villain on February 04, 2014, 03:33:21 PM: Quote from: pauliewalnuts on February 04, 2014, 03:23:43 PM
Antonio Luna, left back in the dressing room.

The old ones are the best!
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Post by: Dr Butler on February 04, 2014, 03:41:12 PM: Jores Kozak Striker

hopefully the No10 we need......
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Post by: dave shelley on February 04, 2014, 03:51:28 PM: Jores Nelson Unused Sub. Story of my feckin life!
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Post by: Broughty-Villian on February 04, 2014, 03:51:54 PM: mustapha mellgerg (WTF) Right Back (250 +games 7 goals)
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Post by: aj2k77 on February 04, 2014, 03:52:31 PM: Mustapha Waring. Bomb squad.
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Post by: Mister E on February 04, 2014, 03:58:46 PM: Jores Mellberg; left wing (rally)
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Post by: Clampy on February 04, 2014, 04:01:40 PM: Nigel Laursen- Centre Back.
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Post by: Weedy on February 04, 2014, 04:10:55 PM: Tony Daley - Left Wing.

Hmm.
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Post by: AlwaysAVFC on February 04, 2014, 04:16:44 PM: Tony Alpay - Looks like I'm in the Bomb Squad with the rest of those born in November
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Post by: Tugby Villain on February 04, 2014, 04:18:04 PM: Pongo Benteke! What a forward (but sadly it puts me as an anchor man)!
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Post by: cdbearsfan on February 04, 2014, 04:32:28 PM: Emile Ivanhoe Abonlahor and contrary to my political leanings I'm now a right-winger!
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Post by: cdbearsfan on February 04, 2014, 04:35:40 PM: Actually this reminds me of a similar thing I saw online the other day.

Would anyone like to know which football club they are?

If you're interested just PM me your full name, date of birth, mother's maiden name, bank account number, sort code and three-digit security code and I'll get back to you.
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Post by: nii_lamptey on February 04, 2014, 04:45:32 PM: Jores Benteke - centre-back. He would be a beast to play against!
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Post by: richtheholtender on February 04, 2014, 05:03:49 PM: Saunders Ron - R.wing
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Post by: Witton Warrior on February 04, 2014, 05:04:02 PM: Jores Delph - Left Back - we need one!
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Post by: Breezeblock on February 04, 2014, 05:08:32 PM: Jores Guzan - Right Back
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Post by: evalast1910 on February 04, 2014, 05:09:15 PM: Mustapha Agbonlahor - Left Back
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Post by: TheMalandro on February 04, 2014, 05:11:18 PM: Pongo Agbonlahor left wing
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Post by: PaulTheVillan on February 04, 2014, 05:27:29 PM: Jores Daley, Attacking Midfieder. #10
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Post by: edgysatsuma89 on February 04, 2014, 05:45:27 PM: Pongo Okore - C-Back. Awesome name, may go and officially change mine.
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Post by: l_mckay on February 04, 2014, 05:47:25 PM: Tony waring,right back
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Post by: Fasth56 on February 04, 2014, 06:06:35 PM: Savo Withe, unused sub
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Post by: Louzie0 on February 04, 2014, 06:15:29 PM: Savo Okore - striker!
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Post by: Legion on February 04, 2014, 06:32:43 PM: Nigel Kozak, L-Wing.
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Post by: not3bad on February 04, 2014, 06:34:45 PM: Dalian Alpay, Attacking Mid!
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 04, 2014, 06:34:48 PM: Quote from: Legion on February 04, 2014, 06:32:43 PM
Nigel Kozak, L-Wing.

Nice edit Pongo.
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Post by: Legion on February 04, 2014, 06:35:44 PM: Quote from: PeterWithesShin on February 04, 2014, 06:34:48 PM
Quote from: Legion on February 04, 2014, 06:32:43 PM
Nigel Kozak, L-Wing.

Nice edit Pongo.

The one I've put on our FB page has 1st letter of first name, not second.
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Post by: not3bad on February 04, 2014, 06:39:34 PM: Quote from: Legion on February 04, 2014, 06:35:44 PM
Quote from: PeterWithesShin on February 04, 2014, 06:34:48 PM
Quote from: Legion on February 04, 2014, 06:32:43 PM
Nigel Kozak, L-Wing.

Nice edit Pongo.

The one I've put on our FB page has 1st letter of first name, not second.

Ah, I was going by the Facebook post. I'm Nigel Alpay on this one.
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Post by: Nelly on February 04, 2014, 07:08:17 PM: Nigel Daly - anchor.
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Post by: Steve kirk on February 04, 2014, 07:10:58 PM: Gabby Hadji - Right Back, sounds pretty good.
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Post by: Jockey Randall on February 04, 2014, 07:15:07 PM: Tony Waring. Tricky right winger.
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 04, 2014, 07:16:51 PM: I always remember teachers at school telling me to read carefully before answering ;)
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Post by: Sister of Top Cat on February 04, 2014, 07:17:41 PM: Dwight Benteke. Left wing
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Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on February 04, 2014, 08:01:14 PM: Jores Yorke, left-winger.

I imagine myself to be great...
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Post by: Concrete Tom on February 04, 2014, 08:15:51 PM: Emile Ivanhoe Benteke, Goalkeeper. Beastly.
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Post by: Top Cat on February 04, 2014, 08:28:45 PM: Nigel Nelson - R wing.
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Post by: knowsleyvillain on February 04, 2014, 08:35:03 PM: Jores Yorke- L wing
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Post by: Toronto Villa on February 04, 2014, 09:33:12 PM: EMILE KOZAK - MANAGER

Fucking ace. I'm depressed now.
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Post by: Deano's Mullet on February 04, 2014, 10:22:09 PM: Peter Yorke, Unused Sub!
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Post by: dekko on February 04, 2014, 10:24:22 PM: Emile Ivanhoe Atkinson - GK

I like it
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Post by: N'Zimidy on February 04, 2014, 11:46:46 PM: My real name can be made up on there. Unfortunately:

Nigel Agbonlahor - Unused sub. Definitely going to be one of Gabby's numerous children in 20 years time.
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Post by: D.boy on February 05, 2014, 12:09:06 AM: Jores Milosovic - Goalie!
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Post by: b23 on February 05, 2014, 12:21:52 AM: Savo Alpay. Manager
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Post by: taylorsworkrate on February 05, 2014, 12:27:54 AM: Gabby Atkinson: Striker
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Post by: hartman_1982 on February 05, 2014, 12:30:59 AM: Dwight Atkinson - Attacking Midfielder. Villa should definitely be interested.
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Post by: Havencheese on February 05, 2014, 12:37:12 AM: Ozalan Kozak - Imposing, shit kicking, eastern European, coffin nail munching, big bastard Centre Back.
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Post by: Axl Rose on February 05, 2014, 02:19:11 AM: Tony Waring-Centre Midfield
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Post by: Hillbilly on February 05, 2014, 02:36:28 AM: Jores Atkinson - c-mid. So essentially Ian Taylor.
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Post by: Dave Clark Five on February 05, 2014, 07:33:52 AM: Savo Hadji - Left Wing. Easier to gob on the fans when near the touchline.
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Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on February 05, 2014, 09:11:33 AM: Jores Dean - Right winger with killer speed.
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Post by: Simon Ward on February 05, 2014, 09:43:54 AM: Tony Yorke - GK

Probably on loan to Hereford!
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Post by: nevillain on February 05, 2014, 07:09:19 PM: Mark Yorke. Manager

Mr Lerner can I have 50 million to boost this squad please!
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Post by: WALTERS WARRIORS on February 05, 2014, 11:08:33 PM: Gabby Yorke. R Wing
Thinking of making this official ......
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Post by: robbo1874 on February 06, 2014, 04:19:20 AM: Savo Kozak. Centre-mid
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Post by: usav on February 06, 2014, 05:01:45 AM: Jores Daley - centre mid.