This is a huge blow to me. I enjoy reading it in the bath!
Dave can fuck right off. His offer of a free online version counts for shite. I am phobic at tehcnology. One free, on an iPad id so not own? He can kiss my arse.And bollocks to the the people selling it. Ooooh, stand in the cold but make 80 quid from a new edition when you wrote fucking none of it.You can all suck my Cheesy Great Hampton and stop feeling sorry for yourselves, you workshy c***s!This post was brought to you in association with four pints, a very long call with the editor last night when he asked for even more articles, and I missed the Beeb programme on World War 1 whilst he took the piss about Chelsea's lack of possession.Well, no more. Balls to you all. I am taking this up as a profession rather than freebies round here.Gags aside, I am available for various paper copies we have left, and from years ago, in the Bartons from Saturday until season end.And we have some book ideas. And we can't do those on the net...We may be half gone. We are not forgotten.