The Paul Lambert thread - poll reset after our capitulation to Hull

[Louzie0]

Performance Art

We have Lambo sitting in his fully paved garden, playing with a rubber rake with a sign saying this end up and mumbling into a microphone "we go again" and Tonev dressed as a gnome in frog mans flippers booting a beach ball.

There's a film in that. Or an official caution.

[olaftab]

Nooooooooooooo don't unless you want to disappear into the core of the earth!

[FrankyH]

Performance Art

We have Lambo sitting in his fully paved garden, playing with a rubber rake with a sign saying this end up and mumbling into a microphone "we go again" and Tonev dressed as a gnome in frog mans flippers booting a beach ball.

 and Faulkner in a Gimp suit

[myf]

Today wa our 18th league defeat of the season, which is more than any other season since the premier league began.

Congratulations Mr Lambert.....you've broken another record

Must be a good chance it will be 20 in a fortnight

[Jimbo]

Performance Art

We have Lambo sitting in his fully paved garden, playing with a rubber rake with a sign saying this end up and mumbling into a microphone "we go again" and Tonev dressed as a gnome in frog mans flippers booting a beach ball.

 and Faulkner in a Gimp suit

Don't forget Lerner, several thousand miles away, with his head in a big cloud, issuing wishy-washy, ever-so-slightly-pissy statements. Then get Mr Saatchi on the blower, quick.

[silhillvilla]

He has to go

[Richard E]

Today wa our 18th league defeat of the season, which is more than any other season since the premier league began.

Congratulations Mr Lambert.....you've broken another record

Must be a good chance it will be 20 in a fortnight

Or even 21, shudder.

[adrenachrome]

He has to go

Can you say that in the form of dance?

[Louzie0]

Or pottery?

[damon loves JT]

politically aware embroidery?

[supertom]

Today wa our 18th league defeat of the season, which is more than any other season since the premier league began.

Congratulations Mr Lambert.....you've broken another record

Must be a good chance it will be 20 in a fortnight

Or even 21, shudder.

We've lost twice as many games as we've won and have over a 50% loss ratio. 18 in 35 games. That's pathetic.

[olaftab]

champagne on ice, next week is our cup final according to lambert

As I just saw someone mention on twitter - oh good, Lambert, cup games and Villa Park, what a great combination.

Surely it's a distraction ....and oh yes..... at this time of the year?

[Dave Clark Five]

Today wa our 18th league defeat of the season, which is more than any other season since the premier league began.

Congratulations Mr Lambert.....you've broken another record

Must be a good chance it will be 20 in a fortnight

Or even 21, shudder.

We've lost twice as many games as we've won and have over a 50% loss ratio. 18 in 35 games. That's pathetic.

This is all part of the 5 year plan. Lulling all the teams into a scene where we are crap. Just watch us go next season.

[myf]

Why has he referred to it as must win cup game? Basically mounting pressure on himself and the players and admitting that no chance of anything  in the last two games. Moron

[OzVilla]

Why has he referred to it as must win cup game? Basically mounting pressure on himself and the players and admitting that no chance of anything  in the last two games. Moron

It is though and I'm glad they realise it. The pressure fucking well should be on them.