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[cheltenhamlion]

Oh my. A split scarf for the game with West Barcelona. I might buy one just to work out the best way to annoy Olbiyun fans by defacing the wrong half.

[curlytailavfc]

ive got a split scarf it says proud history bright future  and we all know which half aint true at the moment

[Can Gana Be Bettered!?!?]

The best opening line to a thread. Ever.

[DBTW]

If only one of the "new supporters" you lot are moaning about decides to keep coming to games, then surely that's a success

Nope, each of these nu-supporters merely adds to my sense of pain and disillusionment. Half and half scarves should be banned along with santa hats, jester hats and oversized foam hands.

I'd sooner we played to half empty stadiums

What about half Villa, half Celtic or Rangers ski hats?

They're perfectly acceptable.

In 1983

See my earlier post

[Damo70]

Half scarves would be one of the three things I would put into Room 101. Along with ornamental wall butterflies* and The X Factor.

*Why, why, why, in the name of god why? - As my wife and kids have heard me say many times when we have passed a house proudly sporting one of them.