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Author Topic: Grant Holt - confirmed on loan  (Read 151173 times)

Offline mr underhill

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #510 on: January 14, 2014, 03:51:41 PM »
I'm also failing to understand how Grant will utilise his one cited USP - leadership and experience - if he's not actually going to be on the pitch that much. I suppose he might be being brought in as a sort of burly line side life coach to some of the people on the team who are not  as real  a man as he is. Maybe he can serenade the crowd with galvanizing renditions of The End by The Doors

Offline Chico Hamilton III

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #511 on: January 14, 2014, 03:52:45 PM »
I'm trying to be calm and I find it funny more than annoying at the moment

If Albion had signed a big fat old centre forward from Wigan, I'd be pising myself. Along, I suspect, with many others on here.

One day we'll all look back on this and laugh

Offline Rudy Can't Fail

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #512 on: January 14, 2014, 03:53:12 PM »
I nominate

Yippee I aye, yippee I oh,
Grant Holt is eating pie.

Offline Concrete John

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #513 on: January 14, 2014, 03:54:00 PM »
Well, looks like he's signing so we'd better think of a song for him.

I nominate

"Holt! Holt! Wherever you maybe
You're more prolific than Heskey
You have a tum
smaller than Richard Dunne
We are the boys from the Holt Army"

Holt-enders after a pie?

Offline JUAN PABLO

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #514 on: January 14, 2014, 03:56:24 PM »


just big boned

love the porno tasche

Offline Hopadop

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #515 on: January 14, 2014, 03:59:14 PM »
I nominate

Yippee I aye, yippee I oh,
Grant Holt is eating pie.

It'll be worth signing him just for that.

Offline PeterWithe

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #516 on: January 14, 2014, 03:59:29 PM »
I'm also failing to understand how Grant will utilise his one cited USP - leadership and experience - if he's not actually going to be on the pitch that much.

Indeed, for those looking on the brightside that he's going to be sitting on the bench, would £28k a week not be better spent on someone who can make a difference now?

Offline JUAN PABLO

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #517 on: January 14, 2014, 03:59:43 PM »
that wigan chairmen gives us Grant Holt

and said Martinez is too good for Villa ,  no chance Villa will get him and then 10 million for charlie

he has really took the piss out of us

I doubt it will be the last time he does.

dont tell me Titus Bramble is still there

Offline Brend'Watkins

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #518 on: January 14, 2014, 04:00:18 PM »


'Holt on to your seats'

Offline JUAN PABLO

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #519 on: January 14, 2014, 04:02:06 PM »
On the positive side, he's a better option than Jordan Bowery to come off the bench

we might as well just put the bench on the pitch

Offline dekko

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #520 on: January 14, 2014, 04:02:41 PM »
I have to assume that either

1. Lambert knows something we don't
2. Lambert has balls of steel
3. Lambert genuinely doesn't care how bad this looks

I hope it's 1 but suspect it's 3

Its 1, 2 and 3

Offline JUAN PABLO

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #521 on: January 14, 2014, 04:04:07 PM »
well thats my laugh for ten minutes with a cuppa and a few Grant Holt biscuits on here

better get back to work , lets hope Dempsey or Defour come in later

off to the nutty farm me

Offline Jimbo

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #522 on: January 14, 2014, 04:05:47 PM »
Grant Holt wherever you may be,
Greggs, Maccy D's or the KFC,
If you keep us up with assists or goals,
We'll pay your wages in sausage rolls.


 

Offline cdbearsfan

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #523 on: January 14, 2014, 04:05:59 PM »
Dempsey has already rejoined Fulham.

Online VILLA MOLE

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Re: Grant Holt
« Reply #524 on: January 14, 2014, 04:06:13 PM »
well thats my laugh for ten minutes with a cuppa and a few Grant Holt biscuits on here

better get back to work , lets hope Dempsey or Defour come in later

off to the nutty farm me
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just big boned

love the porno tasche

the camera puts on errr pounds and  pounds  :-\

 


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