Situation vacant

[dave.woodhall]

Due to Christmas falling in the last week of December a position has arisen for a temporary direct sales executive in the sports & leisure sector to replace someone who's buggered off to watch the cricket and someone else whose wife won't let him out to play. PM me for details.

[amfy]

Who's going to the cricket? We're off to the SCG in the New Year!

[ROBBO]

I hope you can bat number three we're getting killed over here. Bring lots of sun cream.

[dave.woodhall]

Who's going to the cricket? We're off to the SCG in the New Year!

Steve Whitehouse. You'll notice him.

[danlanza]

I hope you can bat number three we're getting killed over here. Bring lots of sun cream.

And bbq food.

[Clampy]

Who's going to the cricket? We're off to the SCG in the New Year!

Steve Whitehouse. You'll notice him.

He gets taller every time I see him.

[eastie]

Who's going to the cricket? We're off to the SCG in the New Year!

Steve Whitehouse. You'll notice him.

He gets taller every time I see him.

Can he bowl?

[CJ]

I usually buy my H&V off him. Opportunity for new seller to steal my loyalty

[Damo70]

I usually buy my H&V off him. Opportunity for new seller to steal my loyalty

I hope Percy has bought his lad a snazzy new jumper for Christmas. He was moaning about how cold he was when I bought the last one off him. Although he did say something about waking up late and not having time to get dressed properly. Youngsters, eh?

[cdbearsfan]

Does "temporary direct sales executive in the sports & leisure sector" mean "someone to stand in the cold shouting "Eeroesandvillains! Theeevillafanzeeeene! Brandnewissueouttoday""?

[dave.woodhall]

Does "temporary direct sales executive in the sports & leisure sector" mean "someone to stand in the cold shouting "Eeroesandvillains! Theeevillafanzeeeene! Brandnewissueouttoday""?

Might do.

[Percy McCarthy]

Due to Christmas falling in the last week of December a position has arisen for a temporary direct sales executive in the sports & leisure sector to replace someone else whose wife won't let him out to play.

I resemble that remark. She's working and we don't trust/ can't get childcare.

[dave.woodhall]

Due to Christmas falling in the last week of December a position has arisen for a temporary direct sales executive in the sports & leisure sector to replace someone else whose wife won't let him out to play.

I resemble that remark. She's working and we don't trust/ can't get childcare.

I didn't mean you.

[Chris Smith]

Do you need anyone to fill the Jeffrey Bernard 'pops in for half an hour in a dishevelled state then spends the rest of the day in the pub on expenses' role? I might know just the man. Bit out of practice on the drinking front but willing to give it a go, can't spell but a good sub editor can sort that; on the plus side he has been to the Coach and Horses on Greek Street a few times so can bring some authenticity to the table, or under it.

[Legion]

Does "temporary direct sales executive in the sports & leisure sector" mean "someone to stand in the cold shouting "Eeroesandvillains! Theeevillafanzeeeene! Brandnewissueouttoday""?

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