Do you need anyone to fill the Jeffrey Bernard 'pops in for half an hour in a dishevelled state then spends the rest of the day in the pub on expenses' role? I might know just the man. Bit out of practice on the drinking front but willing to give it a go, can't spell but a good sub editor can sort that; on the plus side he has been to the Coach and Horses on Greek Street a few times so can bring some authenticity to the table, or under it.
