Caption Competition

[PaulTheVillan]

I could manage this shit better than Lambert.

[levico]

I'm not coming back here. At least I didn't pay for my ticket like the 33,000 suckers.

[danno]

I'll be king when we're winning!....
...king when we're winning!

[Rudy Can't Fail]

The things I have to do to get a good 45 winks.

[adrenachrome]

Sweet baby Jesus, please make it stop.

[phil__]

FUCKING USELESS ******

[dcdavecollett]

...and they reckon the Sax-Coburg-Gotha's are a shower of boring, useless tossers!

[Richard E]

"I wonder whether now I am a dad I should consider coming off state benefits and getting myself a job."

[UK Redsox]

I didn't even recognise the bloke from the photo. I had to read the thread to see who it was.

Are we sure that's Will ? He looked nothing like that when him and Kate brought the sprog out of hospital

[VILLA MOLE]

Golly Gosh one does not attack often does one ? 

[TimTheVillain]

I wish they'd parss to that Agbonlahor chappy, he's as farst as, well, he's jolly farst anyway ...

[Simon Ward]

Why don't they applaud me in the 19th minute?

[Legion]

Wake me up when I'm king or when Villa score, whichever is sooner...

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