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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Legion on November 30, 2013, 07:06:37 PM

Title: Caption Competition
Post by: Legion on November 30, 2013, 07:06:37 PM
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Usual choice of Villa-related prize for the winner.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Toronto Villa on November 30, 2013, 07:08:16 PM
I only said yes because they told me McLeish had been replaced. Lying bastards.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: usav on November 30, 2013, 07:09:31 PM
I gave up an afternoon with a screaming baby for this?
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: olaftab on November 30, 2013, 07:09:32 PM
"Waiting for a goal at VP is just like waiting for Grandma and Dad to......."
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Fin Feds Dad on November 30, 2013, 07:16:51 PM
Westwood is going to float every corner in towards Benteke - every single one , without success and never try to vary it- and we will have all of our 11 players back every time we defend a corner , never leaving a forward up to break quickly and occupy a couple of defenders.

Easy - I can tell what's going on with my eyes shut - and I've never been here before .
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on November 30, 2013, 07:19:52 PM
     
I was born under the Holte End stand with a silver spoon in my mouth.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: eastie on November 30, 2013, 07:22:49 PM
'Not now kate , get back up here in your seat and watch the match '
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 30, 2013, 07:25:55 PM
One is on the piss my lord.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on November 30, 2013, 07:33:58 PM
I wonder what the lads on the H&V match thread are posting? I will check it when I get home. Not sure Kates balti from last night is sitting well.

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Legion on November 30, 2013, 08:04:13 PM
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Slumberland.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 30, 2013, 08:10:44 PM
"Can somebody get one a short-crust pie and a portion of piping hot chipped potatoes?"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Villafirst on November 30, 2013, 08:23:36 PM
I can see why Randy stays away....
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: eric woolban woolban on November 30, 2013, 08:24:24 PM
To think I paid £25 for this shit. Lambert out!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Ron Manager on November 30, 2013, 08:38:37 PM
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Usual choice of Villa-related prize for the winner.

Where's the number 7 bus stop to the city? I cant take another 15mins of this.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Ross on November 30, 2013, 09:06:53 PM
One is not amused.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Deano's Mullet on November 30, 2013, 09:21:43 PM
I cant believe they wouldn't let me in the Cap And Gown.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: supertom on November 30, 2013, 09:35:09 PM
The Prince mumbles in his sleep, "It's up to you, Dwight Yorke, Dwight Yorke!"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Grande Pablo on November 30, 2013, 09:52:41 PM
Wake me up when I'm king or when Villa score, whichever is sooner...
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Jimbo on November 30, 2013, 10:19:00 PM
The Royal Seal.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: ChicagoLion on November 30, 2013, 10:34:18 PM
This game is uglier than step mom chewing a wasp
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Dave Clark Five on November 30, 2013, 10:47:25 PM
I am going to wait until four hours after the game and say what poor fans you all are.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: PeterWithe on November 30, 2013, 10:52:58 PM
Why am I looking at this shit rather than my sister in laws harris.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Leighton on November 30, 2013, 10:59:10 PM
Why do you want a caption competition for this?

It's Just William.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Jimbo on November 30, 2013, 11:30:49 PM
William, it was really nothing-nothing.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: olaftab on November 30, 2013, 11:48:17 PM
Balti pies are just yummy.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: supertom on November 30, 2013, 11:50:00 PM
"This is worse than Granny's Christmas message."
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Dave Cooper please on December 01, 2013, 01:22:14 AM
Man with head shaped like a baked bean does Paul Lambert impression.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: VicMackey on December 01, 2013, 02:33:03 AM
King for a Day...  Fool for a Lifetime
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Mister E on December 01, 2013, 07:26:31 AM
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: SamTheMouse on December 01, 2013, 09:05:55 AM
".....'Pick Villa, not Chelsea', they said. 'Your Highness should show support for England's second city', they said. 'Otherwise it's all London', they said.

Bastards...."
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: PaulTheVillan on December 01, 2013, 10:15:45 AM
I could manage this shit better than Lambert.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: levico on December 01, 2013, 08:59:14 PM
I'm not coming back here. At least I didn't pay for my ticket like the 33,000 suckers.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: danno on December 01, 2013, 09:21:00 PM
I'll be king when we're winning!....
...king when we're winning!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on December 01, 2013, 10:34:34 PM
The things I have to do to get a good 45 winks.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: adrenachrome on December 01, 2013, 11:43:06 PM
Sweet baby Jesus, please make it stop.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: phil__ on December 01, 2013, 11:56:04 PM
FUCKING USELESS ******
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: dcdavecollett on December 02, 2013, 12:18:35 PM
...and they reckon the Sax-Coburg-Gotha's are a shower of boring, useless tossers!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Richard E on December 02, 2013, 12:44:20 PM
"I wonder whether now I am a dad I should consider coming off state benefits and getting myself a job."
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: UK Redsox on December 02, 2013, 12:48:18 PM
I didn't even recognise the bloke from the photo. I had to read the thread to see who it was.

Are we sure that's Will ? He looked nothing like that when him and Kate brought the sprog out of hospital
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: VILLA MOLE on December 02, 2013, 12:53:14 PM
Golly Gosh one does not attack often does one ? 
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: TimTheVillain on December 02, 2013, 01:22:31 PM
I wish they'd parss to that Agbonlahor chappy, he's as farst as, well, he's jolly farst anyway ...
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Simon Ward on December 02, 2013, 01:25:51 PM
Why don't they applaud me in the 19th minute?
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Legion on December 15, 2013, 08:08:01 PM
Wake me up when I'm king or when Villa score, whichever is sooner...

Sorry for the delay. The winner. PM me for prize details.
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