Oldest local derby

[Brian Taylor]

Alexander the Great 1st Eleven vs The Harans - Carrhae Stadia about 325 BC approx..Alex' lot didn't show for the return game.

[olaftab]

Oh yes Alexander the Greats First XI... Didn't they play all their games away from home?

[LeeB]

The Hittites Vs The Egyptians?

Shit on the Hittites, shit on the Hittites tonight....

[Meanwood Villa]

Eden vs Rest of the World

[Brend'Watkins]

The Vandals Versus the Visigoths was the first El classico.

[Witton Warrior]

Earliest recorded "official" match I know is Kish v Elam 2630BC - Kish win home and away and pillage Elam.

[Pat McMahon]

Earliest recorded "official" match I know is Kish v Elam 2630BC - Kish win home and away and pillage Elam.

Did they use public transport? I don't consider it a derby game unless you can get there by public charabanc.

[Sexual Ealing]

Neanderthal Invitational XI were all over Homo Sapiens, despite having comparatively tiny wodden impliments. Shocking last-minute pen gave it to the Saps. As ever, the big clubs get the decisions.

[lovejoy]

Who won the Abu Dhabi?

[Duncan Shaw]

Chico, Chico, what have you done..........!

[mal]

Why don't Derby have a derby?

They had one once...

 
http://tinyurl.com/p6c9xvy

Nice!  Derby Junction - I like it.

It appears from that we had one too:

Aston Villa    3-2    Witton    2 February 1889

and
Accrington    1-1    Blackburn Rovers    2 February 1889
Small Heath    2-3    West Bromwich Albion    2 February 1889