Charles N'zogbia update

[mr underhill]

ha! Charles' daywear makes Camila Batmanghelidjh's wardrobe look positively monochrome in comparison. He's a tool of Ireland-esque proportions

[Tom_Mc9?]

I had such high hopes for him when he joined. What a useless signing.

[brian green]

Mr U I am sure you are much too young to remember Max Miller ( "I met this beautiful girl when we were balanced on a mountain ledge. I didn't know whether to toss myself off or block her passage") he wore stage clothes Mad Charlie would die for.

[olaftab]

"I didn't know whether to toss myself off or block her passage"

Class!

[Malandro]

I hope we don't get a replacement

[Louzie0]

ha! Charles' daywear makes Camila Batmanghelidjh's wardrobe look positively monochrome in comparison.

That suit could join Brigada.

[mr underhill]

Brian, I am too young to remember Max Miller, but that quote is the funniest double entendre I've read for a while ' quality.

[Villa in Denmark]

And take his ridiculous comedy wardrobe with him.

To be fair, his dress sense was, for the most part, the most entertaining thing about his stay in B6.

[brian green]

I think his ultimate future is in a SpecSavers ad. Burrowing down the line, eyes on his bootlaces then delivering an inch perfect pass to the club mascot.

[supertom]

I think his ultimate future is in a SpecSavers ad. Burrowing down the line, eyes on his bootlaces then delivering an inch perfect pass to the club mascot.

Ha ha. Excellent.

(Although the club mascot would still undoubtedly have to stretch to get the ball). 

[mr underhill]

Everything about Charles is a mystery, not just that he thinks he's a footballer, but  why he (anyone) would want to dress like a bowl of fruit.

[eamonn]

His other 'highlights'  not mentioned, I Think he scored a free kick in a 2-2 against QPR under McLeish and last season a couple of rare key passes for Delphs goal against the Baggies and Gabby at Sunderland. He just never did it often enough.

[richardhubbard]

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/aston-villa-still-hoping-move-9957327

I thought he had gone!

[mr underhill]

yes so did I when I clicked on it earlier ; sadly Charles seems like he's more than happy renewing the faith every month without doing anything for it. At least we can console ourselves with knowing that his tax bill is  helping to take care of people more deserving

[warleyboy]

What a wankhole, I would drop him to training with the u 14's, rather not play and take a nice wedge, says it all.
Needs all that money to buy some new farahs from discount man 😖