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Author Topic: Charles N'zogbia update  (Read 117155 times)

Offline mr underhill

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Re: Charles N'zogbia update
« Reply #615 on: August 28, 2015, 06:39:35 PM »
ha! Charles' daywear makes Camila Batmanghelidjh's wardrobe look positively monochrome in comparison. He's a tool of Ireland-esque proportions

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Re: Charles N'zogbia update
« Reply #616 on: August 28, 2015, 06:48:11 PM »
I had such high hopes for him when he joined. What a useless signing.

Offline brian green

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Re: Charles N'zogbia update
« Reply #617 on: August 28, 2015, 06:51:42 PM »
Mr U I am sure you are much too young to remember Max Miller ( "I met this beautiful girl when we were balanced on a mountain ledge. I didn't know whether to toss myself off or block her passage") he wore stage clothes Mad Charlie would die for.

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Re: Charles N'zogbia update
« Reply #618 on: August 28, 2015, 07:50:22 PM »
"I didn't know whether to toss myself off or block her passage"
Class!

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Re: Charles N'zogbia update
« Reply #619 on: August 28, 2015, 09:46:51 PM »
I hope we don't get a replacement

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Re: Charles N'zogbia update
« Reply #620 on: August 29, 2015, 07:17:05 AM »
ha! Charles' daywear makes Camila Batmanghelidjh's wardrobe look positively monochrome in comparison.

That suit could join Brigada.

Offline mr underhill

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Re: Charles N'zogbia update
« Reply #621 on: August 29, 2015, 10:03:25 AM »
Brian, I am too young to remember Max Miller, but that quote is the funniest double entendre I've read for a while ' quality.

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Re: Charles N'zogbia update
« Reply #622 on: August 29, 2015, 08:48:20 PM »
And take his ridiculous comedy wardrobe with him.
To be fair, his dress sense was, for the most part, the most entertaining thing about his stay in B6.

Offline brian green

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Re: Charles N'zogbia update
« Reply #623 on: August 30, 2015, 07:35:39 AM »
I think his ultimate future is in a SpecSavers ad. Burrowing down the line, eyes on his bootlaces then delivering an inch perfect pass to the club mascot.

Offline supertom

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Re: Charles N'zogbia update
« Reply #624 on: August 30, 2015, 08:37:24 AM »
I think his ultimate future is in a SpecSavers ad. Burrowing down the line, eyes on his bootlaces then delivering an inch perfect pass to the club mascot.
Ha ha. Excellent.

(Although the club mascot would still undoubtedly have to stretch to get the ball). 

Offline mr underhill

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Re: Charles N'zogbia update
« Reply #625 on: August 30, 2015, 09:31:57 AM »
Everything about Charles is a mystery, not just that he thinks he's a footballer, but  why he (anyone) would want to dress like a bowl of fruit.

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Re: Charles N'zogbia update
« Reply #626 on: August 30, 2015, 12:05:11 PM »
His other 'highlights'  not mentioned, I Think he scored a free kick in a 2-2 against QPR under McLeish and last season a couple of rare key passes for Delphs goal against the Baggies and Gabby at Sunderland. He just never did it often enough.

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Offline mr underhill

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Re: Charles N'zogbia update
« Reply #628 on: August 31, 2015, 11:33:02 AM »
yes so did I when I clicked on it earlier ; sadly Charles seems like he's more than happy renewing the faith every month without doing anything for it. At least we can console ourselves with knowing that his tax bill is  helping to take care of people more deserving

Offline warleyboy

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Re: Charles N'zogbia update
« Reply #629 on: August 31, 2015, 12:14:23 PM »
What a wankhole, I would drop him to training with the u 14's, rather not play and take a nice wedge, says it all.
Needs all that money to buy some new farahs from discount man 😖
« Last Edit: August 31, 2015, 12:15:59 PM by warleyboy »

 


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