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Online frankmosswasmyuncle

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2013, 08:54:12 PM »
Lescott: "Can't wait to get down the Barton's after this - I'm gonna get shit-faced!"
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Online frankmosswasmyuncle

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2013, 08:57:06 PM »
Quote from: danlanza on September 29, 2013, 08:49:38 PM
Pelegrini. " Right, who's farted ?"

Lescott." Me."
Is the right answer!

Brilliant dan!
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Online eamonn

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2013, 09:02:26 PM »
Joleon: My little bro played for these guys y'know. And I used to come watch them. I guess in a way, I still do.
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Offline Grande Pablo

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2013, 11:11:09 PM »
Lescott - 'Smile'
Others - 'Why?'
Lescott - 'On the platform over on Witton station there's a photographer with the biggest telephoto lens ever'
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Offline Leighton

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2013, 11:58:17 PM »
Lescott. "Our kid used to play for Villa"

Brian. "No I didn't"

Lescott. "Oh yeah, Ha"
« Last Edit: September 30, 2013, 12:02:36 AM by Leighton »
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2013, 12:00:49 AM »
Pelegrini. "Why the black bands, has somebody died?"

Lescott. "Nope, it's just that Legion has still not figured out how to properly use the camera on his smartphone yet."

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Offline kippaxvilla2

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2013, 12:15:22 AM »
'How the fcuk does this Kidd bloke keep getting jobs in football?'
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Offline Mister E

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2013, 07:43:33 AM »
Quote from: Legion on September 29, 2013, 07:32:05 PM


What's wrong with "Once you cross that green line ...."?
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2013, 07:44:52 AM »
Quote from: Legion on September 29, 2013, 07:32:05 PM

JL thinks: "I knew if I wore the Orange Dot the Villa would win!"
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Offline Broughty-Villian

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2013, 07:56:11 AM »
in his oversized head he's thinking "Yes Villa win, Blues losing Get in"
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Offline Jimbo

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2013, 07:56:27 AM »
'When you're smiling, the Holte End smiles with you.'
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Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #26 on: September 30, 2013, 08:04:47 AM »
JL: "Hey lads, this will cheer you up. What is the only man made object that can be seen from space? Gareth Barry's arse."
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Offline Mister E

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #27 on: September 30, 2013, 01:41:49 PM »
Quote from: Legion on September 29, 2013, 07:32:05 PM


JL to the guys in front holding their faces: "I'm certainly glad I didn't share the pre-match Balti that you lot had"
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #28 on: September 30, 2013, 01:49:29 PM »
Quote from: Legion on September 29, 2013, 07:32:05 PM


... and the target, Joleyn Lescott, seems completely oblivious as the hitman peers from his vantage point ...
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Offline Weedy

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #29 on: September 30, 2013, 01:51:12 PM »
Pellegrini: Christ! We even smell like Sh!t.

Kidd: Christ! I'll give Moyesie a ring on Monday, see if he's hiring.

JL: Christ! Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh.
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