Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Legion on September 29, 2013, 07:32:05 PM
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Winner receives a nice Villa-related prize.
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I'd cost too much so let's stop the internal dialogue.
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To put it in context, this picture was taken a couple of minutes after we went 3-2 up.
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Who the f##k let that go?
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I can only see a little red cross! (that's not my caption by the way)
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"Come on you Lions!"
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Lescott:
"The boys laughed when I picked Weimann for my fantasy football team...
That's six points right there".
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Lescott: " Guzan's got more assists than Milner this season".
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Lessott: "I'm getting paid one hundred and fifty grand to watch my Villa boys. God, I love modern football!"
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Joleon didn't care that he had lost the remote control down the back of the seat. None of them knew which button was full screen mode anyway.
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"And they replaced me with Nastasic. How's that working out?"
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"Yes mate that's the Holte End over there"
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Current Manchester City manager picks his nose whilst watching his team lose.
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Pelegrini. " Right, who's farted ?"
Lescott." Me."
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Pelegrini. " Right, who's farted ?"
Lescott." Me."
Elegantly put as always, a winner if ever I saw one ;)
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Lescott: "Can't wait to get down the Barton's after this - I'm gonna get shit-faced!"
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Pelegrini. " Right, who's farted ?"
Lescott." Me."
Is the right answer!
Brilliant dan!
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Joleon: My little bro played for these guys y'know. And I used to come watch them. I guess in a way, I still do.
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Lescott - 'Smile'
Others - 'Why?'
Lescott - 'On the platform over on Witton station there's a photographer with the biggest telephoto lens ever'
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Lescott. "Our kid used to play for Villa"
Brian. "No I didn't"
Lescott. "Oh yeah, Ha"
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Pelegrini. "Why the black bands, has somebody died?"
Lescott. "Nope, it's just that Legion has still not figured out how to properly use the camera on his smartphone yet."
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'How the fcuk does this Kidd bloke keep getting jobs in football?'
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What's wrong with "Once you cross that green line ...."?
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JL thinks: "I knew if I wore the Orange Dot the Villa would win!"
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in his oversized head he's thinking "Yes Villa win, Blues losing Get in"
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'When you're smiling, the Holte End smiles with you.'
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JL: "Hey lads, this will cheer you up. What is the only man made object that can be seen from space? Gareth Barry's arse."
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JL to the guys in front holding their faces: "I'm certainly glad I didn't share the pre-match Balti that you lot had"
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... and the target, Joleyn Lescott, seems completely oblivious as the hitman peers from his vantage point ...
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Pellegrini: Christ! We even smell like Sh!t.
Kidd: Christ! I'll give Moyesie a ring on Monday, see if he's hiring.
JL: Christ! Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh.
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Left a bit, right a bit, .....oooooh Samir, THAT's the spot!
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Why always me?
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You're paying me how much to watch this?
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I'd still rather be in The Holte End.
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That picture reminds me of the vultures scene in Jungle Book (yeah, I know, showing my age again!)
"What do we now?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
Etc.
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"I don't care about Pelligrini!
He don't want to play me!
But all I care about
is how much they pay me!"
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I just had a little daydream of busting through the defence scoring for the Villa in front of the Holte End.
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So,er, who won this?
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Ban the burqa, it seriously disadvantages women at the football
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So,er, who won this?
The jury has retired to consider.
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Ban the burqa, it seriously disadvantages women at the football
The winner for originality. PM me with contact details for (very) small prize.
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Just remembered I never got back to you when I won one of these a while back!!!!
just buy me a pint upon my return.
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Will do. When might that momentous occasion be, so I can arrange relocation?
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Christmas. For about a week or so.
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Looking forward to it.
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I'll PM you foryour mob no as I'm like a drug dealer - a Walter White if you will - as I have a new Sim every time I go back to the UK and lose every number I have every time.
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I have 4 numbers for you. I'll delete the lot.
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I've only got a Nigerian one now. I'll PM it to you.
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This sounds like a Nigeria scam. How many millions does he get from his long lost relative upon your return for a small fee?
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If you don't claim your prize it should be rolled-over.
I think you should also start a hall of fame for the caption comp winners (Now that I've won one of course)
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Ban the burqa, it seriously disadvantages women at the football
The winner for originality. PM me with contact details for (very) small prize.
FIX!