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Topic: Caption Competition (Read 7121 times)
frankmosswasmyuncle
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Posts: 5941
Location: The Right Side
GM : 05.09.2024
Re: Caption Competition
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Reply #15 on:
September 29, 2013, 08:54:12 PM »
Lescott: "Can't wait to get down the Barton's after this - I'm gonna get shit-faced!"
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frankmosswasmyuncle
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Posts: 5941
Location: The Right Side
GM : 05.09.2024
Re: Caption Competition
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Reply #16 on:
September 29, 2013, 08:57:06 PM »
Quote from: danlanza on September 29, 2013, 08:49:38 PM
Pelegrini. " Right, who's farted ?"
Lescott." Me."
Is the right answer!
Brilliant dan!
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eamonn
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Posts: 30010
Location: Down to Worthing...and work there
GM : 26.07.2020
Re: Caption Competition
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Reply #17 on:
September 29, 2013, 09:02:26 PM »
Joleon: My little bro played for these guys y'know. And I used to come watch them. I guess in a way, I still do.
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Grande Pablo
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Posts: 6423
Location: Oplywiss, Clayhangershire
Re: Caption Competition
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Reply #18 on:
September 29, 2013, 11:11:09 PM »
Lescott - 'Smile'
Others - 'Why?'
Lescott - 'On the platform over on Witton station there's a photographer with the biggest telephoto lens ever'
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Leighton
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Posts: 2411
Age: 48
Location: Walsall Wood. Home of the protesting Jesus on a telegraph pole.
Re: Caption Competition
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Reply #19 on:
September 29, 2013, 11:58:17 PM »
Lescott. "Our kid used to play for Villa"
Brian. "No I didn't"
Lescott. "Oh yeah, Ha"
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Leighton
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Reply #20 on:
September 30, 2013, 12:00:49 AM »
Pelegrini. "Why the black bands, has somebody died?"
Lescott. "Nope, it's just that Legion has still not figured out how to properly use the camera on his smartphone yet."
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kippaxvilla2
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Posts: 23148
Location: Back in Solihull
Re: Caption Competition
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Reply #21 on:
September 30, 2013, 12:15:22 AM »
'How the fcuk does this Kidd bloke keep getting jobs in football?'
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Mister E
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Posts: 16654
Location: Mostly the Republic of Yorkshire (N)
GM : 16.02.2025
Re: Caption Competition
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Reply #22 on:
September 30, 2013, 07:43:33 AM »
Quote from: Legion on September 29, 2013, 07:32:05 PM
What's wrong with "Once you cross that green line ...."?
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Mister E
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Posts: 16654
Location: Mostly the Republic of Yorkshire (N)
GM : 16.02.2025
Re: Caption Competition
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Reply #23 on:
September 30, 2013, 07:44:52 AM »
Quote from: Legion on September 29, 2013, 07:32:05 PM
JL thinks: "I knew if I wore the Orange Dot the Villa would win!"
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Broughty-Villian
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Posts: 1413
Age: 52
Location: sometimes near Dundee, and sometimes on the waves
Re: Caption Competition
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Reply #24 on:
September 30, 2013, 07:56:11 AM »
in his oversized head he's thinking "Yes Villa win, Blues losing Get in"
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Jimbo
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Posts: 11606
Location: Hell
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Reply #25 on:
September 30, 2013, 07:56:27 AM »
'When you're smiling, the Holte End smiles with you.'
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PeterWithesShin
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Posts: 68482
GM : 17.03.2015
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Reply #26 on:
September 30, 2013, 08:04:47 AM »
JL: "Hey lads, this will cheer you up. What is the only man made object that can be seen from space? Gareth Barry's arse."
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Mister E
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Location: Mostly the Republic of Yorkshire (N)
GM : 16.02.2025
Re: Caption Competition
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Reply #27 on:
September 30, 2013, 01:41:49 PM »
Quote from: Legion on September 29, 2013, 07:32:05 PM
JL to the guys in front holding their faces: "I'm certainly glad I didn't share the pre-match Balti that you lot had"
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Mister E
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Location: Mostly the Republic of Yorkshire (N)
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Reply #28 on:
September 30, 2013, 01:49:29 PM »
Quote from: Legion on September 29, 2013, 07:32:05 PM
... and the target, Joleyn Lescott, seems completely oblivious as the hitman peers from his vantage point ...
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Weedy
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Posts: 570
Location: Elmdon Heath
Re: Caption Competition
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Reply #29 on:
September 30, 2013, 01:51:12 PM »
Pellegrini: Christ! We even smell like Sh!t.
Kidd: Christ! I'll give Moyesie a ring on Monday, see if he's hiring.
JL: Christ! Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh.
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