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Author Topic: Chelsea v Aston Villa Match Thread  (Read 73920 times)

Offline SamTheMouse

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Re: Chelsea v Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #255 on: August 21, 2013, 08:40:07 PM »
I just wish it was Sept 1st because the more he scores the more someone might come a sniffing round.

Nah, he's going nowhere til next summer now. But whoever signs him will end up paying us a goddam bloody fucking fortune.

Offline Tuscans

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Re: Chelsea v Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #256 on: August 21, 2013, 08:40:10 PM »
Quite a subdued celebration to say the least

Offline glasses

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Re: Chelsea v Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #257 on: August 21, 2013, 08:40:15 PM »
Fuck me. He's beaten football, he's worked out football. It's really easy, you just get the ball and kick it in. What's the fuss.
Monty, I think thats my favourite post of yours ever!

Offline TopDeck113

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Re: Chelsea v Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #258 on: August 21, 2013, 08:40:29 PM »
Transfer window...please hurry up and shut!

Offline eamonn

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Re: Chelsea v Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #259 on: August 21, 2013, 08:40:54 PM »
What a finish!!!!

I want to have his babies!!!

 But they'll have tiny ears and massive torsos.

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Chelsea v Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #260 on: August 21, 2013, 08:41:29 PM »
I just wish it was Sept 1st because the more he scores the more someone might come a sniffing round.

0% chance.

I hope so. I'm still worried someone is going to realise how fucking good he is.

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Re: Chelsea v Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #261 on: August 21, 2013, 08:41:47 PM »
Nah, stay open so we can buy some centre halves and a playmaker. Benteke can go when we win the league.

Offline TonyD

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Re: Chelsea v Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #262 on: August 21, 2013, 08:41:57 PM »
I don't care Chelsea
I don't care about you
It's half time and..
 I'm off for a shit

Offline VinnieChase84

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Re: Chelsea v Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #263 on: August 21, 2013, 08:42:04 PM »
I'm scared him kicking-on from last season will mean his head could yet be turned before Deadline Day.
Hope I'm not cursing it but its so unlikely. We're now talking £40m upwards. When's champions league registration deadline? Think its before deadline day so that will play a factor too. He's got 4 years on a new deal, will move after World Cup next year

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Re: Chelsea v Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #264 on: August 21, 2013, 08:42:07 PM »
Can I say fuck off Micheal Owen?

Offline Chipsticks

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Re: Chelsea v Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #265 on: August 21, 2013, 08:42:18 PM »
I am VERY pleased that Benteke is the captain of my fantasy team. Already got me 30 points so far this gameweek and he's still got 45 to play.

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Re: Chelsea v Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #266 on: August 21, 2013, 08:42:38 PM »
Benteke would walk into that Chelsea team.

Offline Gerrin

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Re: Chelsea v Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #267 on: August 21, 2013, 08:42:49 PM »
Quite a subdued celebration to say the least

Why aint he doin the knee slide anymore?

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Re: Chelsea v Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #268 on: August 21, 2013, 08:42:56 PM »
Nah, stay open so we can buy some centre halves and a playmaker. Benteke can go when we win the league.

He can leave after we batter Barcelona for a second straight season in the CL final. Not a moment sooner.

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Re: Chelsea v Aston Villa Match Thread
« Reply #269 on: August 21, 2013, 08:43:01 PM »
Have to be honest after 135 minutes of the season I didn't expect us to be sitting at the top of the league

 


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