Chelsea v Aston Villa Match Thread

[SamTheMouse]

I just wish it was Sept 1st because the more he scores the more someone might come a sniffing round.

Nah, he's going nowhere til next summer now. But whoever signs him will end up paying us a goddam bloody fucking fortune.

[Tuscans]

Quite a subdued celebration to say the least

[glasses]

Fuck me. He's beaten football, he's worked out football. It's really easy, you just get the ball and kick it in. What's the fuss.

Monty, I think thats my favourite post of yours ever!

[TopDeck113]

Transfer window...please hurry up and shut!

[eamonn]

What a finish!!!!

I want to have his babies!!!

 But they'll have tiny ears and massive torsos.

[PeterWithesShin]

I just wish it was Sept 1st because the more he scores the more someone might come a sniffing round.

0% chance.

I hope so. I'm still worried someone is going to realise how fucking good he is.

[Mazrim]

Nah, stay open so we can buy some centre halves and a playmaker. Benteke can go when we win the league.

[TonyD]

I don't care Chelsea
I don't care about you
It's half time and..
 I'm off for a shit

[VinnieChase84]

I'm scared him kicking-on from last season will mean his head could yet be turned before Deadline Day.

Hope I'm not cursing it but its so unlikely. We're now talking £40m upwards. When's champions league registration deadline? Think its before deadline day so that will play a factor too. He's got 4 years on a new deal, will move after World Cup next year

[bertlambshank]

Can I say fuck off Micheal Owen?

[Chipsticks]

I am VERY pleased that Benteke is the captain of my fantasy team. Already got me 30 points so far this gameweek and he's still got 45 to play.

[Mortimer's Bear]

Benteke would walk into that Chelsea team.

[Gerrin]

Quite a subdued celebration to say the least

Why aint he doin the knee slide anymore?

[Toronto Villa]

Nah, stay open so we can buy some centre halves and a playmaker. Benteke can go when we win the league.

He can leave after we batter Barcelona for a second straight season in the CL final. Not a moment sooner.

[Tuscans]

Have to be honest after 135 minutes of the season I didn't expect us to be sitting at the top of the league