3-3
No clean sheet, a Benteke hat trick.
He'll get some stick from our fans during the match, and take it badly. When the game ends, he'll go on the rampage and destroy most of the housing stock in the town. By the time it's finished, Chiltern will have closed down the station (what's the point, no human can ever live there again), and there will be a stream of refugees heading for the M40.
Oh, sorry, I've slipped into last season's Benteke meme.