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Offline eamonn

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Captions #2,345
« on: July 06, 2013, 03:32:09 PM »

An oldie, but full of opportunities:



Heskey's attempts to secure the ring were foiled by a hovering Smeagol.
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Offline Virgil Caine

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Re: Captions #2,345
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2013, 03:55:47 PM »
If you pull the first finger my tongue sticks out, and if you pull the second finger I break wind.
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Offline Chris_Jephcott

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Re: Captions #2,345
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2013, 03:57:50 PM »
Pull my finger...
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Offline Slaphead

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Re: Captions #2,345
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2013, 04:47:44 PM »
Heskey practices the Cossack (Kozachok) dance on hearing a bid has been accepted from Rubin Kazan
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Offline jcsutv

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Re: Captions #2,345
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2013, 05:14:23 PM »
Darren Huckerby's cheeky marriage proposal is violently rebuffed by Emile.
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Offline danno

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Re: Captions #2,345
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2013, 05:23:46 PM »
X rated Sooty invades pitch, and is attacked by Kung Fu Panda.
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Malandro

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Re: Captions #2,345
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2013, 05:43:26 PM »
Ireland is a bell
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Offline DrGonzo

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Re: Captions #2,345
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2013, 06:10:19 PM »
Heskey spots a barn door, ironically he's left his banjo at home.
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Offline Redsamurai

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Re: Captions #2,345
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2013, 09:20:20 PM »
The lesser spotted Stephen Ireland in its very rare Aston villa playing coat has been reportly spotted - worth 50pts in any I - spy book of what a waste it talent / money footballer
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Offline villa kicks

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Re: Captions #2,345
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2013, 09:57:35 PM »
Emile Heskey supports the Kick It Out campaign
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Offline warleyboy

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Re: Captions #2,345
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2013, 11:22:09 PM »
Push pineapple shake the tree, aggadoo....
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Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Captions #2,345
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2013, 11:46:46 PM »
Stephen Ireland looks at the action and says "That will be £65,000 please. See you next week."
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Offline *shellac*

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Re: Captions #2,345
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2013, 06:38:39 AM »
"Stephen, one more snigger, I will shove the barn door, banjo and match ball up your arse."
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Offline villasjf

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Re: Captions #2,345
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2013, 08:18:35 AM »
Wheres Wally?
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Offline danlanza

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Re: Captions #2,345
« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2013, 10:28:48 AM »
Heskey does Dynamo impression.
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