From all appearances, everyone was having fun. Which is nice (if so). But what sort of chum publishes that sort of thing?
I can understand that the local Basque press might have reason to mention this.
But why in the name of holy fuck is "bloke who played badly for an English team every now and then back in 2013 and has played 19 matches in the last three years for clubs only one in a thousand people have heard of has had sex" headline news for the c*nts at the Sun and Mail?